Vladimir Smirnov is the main antagonist of The Mystery Safe! Vladimr is a Russian born criminal that was trying to steal a safe but threw it out of a plane. The safe had various undercover weapons, such as a Pen Gun, and other weapons. Cody says he has a small penis, but after his death, Cody reveals he was just trying to distract him and he actually has a large penis. After breaking into Junior's house to get the safe, Junior kills him with the gun pen.
- He looks very similar to the Burglars in Home Alone.
- He got destroyed in The Secret Door! meaning he won't be used again.
- If this happens in real life, this would most likely to cause a serious problem for US - Russian relations and would spark a third world war.
- He sounds a lot like Chef Pee Pee.
- He shot his mom in the head when he was 3 years old.