Vladimir Smirnov is the main antagonist of The Mystery Safe! He socked his mom in the head when he was 3 years old. He was trying to steal a safe but threw it out the plane. Cody says he has a small penis, but after his death, Cody reveals he was just trying to distract him and he actually has a large one. After breaking into Junior's house to get the safe, Junior kills him with the gun pen.
- He looks very similar to the Burglars in Home Alone.
- He got destroyed in The Secret Door! meaning he won't be used again.
- If this happens in real life, this would most likely to cause a serious problem for US - Russian relations and would spark a third world war.
- He sounds a lot like Chef Pee Pee.
- His first name is (if not) may be based on the Russian dictator president "Vladimir Putin".