"Toad Sucks!" is a song by Black Yoshi, featuring Shrek in order to compete with Toad, when Toad made a song to express that he is cool.
Shrek and Black Yoshi made a rap song expressing that they are cool and that Toad is a loser.
Lyrics[]
[Verse 1: Black Yoshi]
It's Black Yoshi, everybody know me
Killa black guy, but I keep it lowkey
I don't talk to Toad 'cause he fruity
When I'm through rapping, Ima play Call Of Duty
Coming in this game, harder than ever
If you like me, you should write me a letter
Track me flow, I run this game
I'm too raw, Toad's are lame
[Verse 2: Shrek]
Hey it's Shrek, I'm the best
I eat a lot so I'm a mess
Eat cheesecake, poop, and rest
Toad is a donkey from the west
Hotter than the sun, bigger than the moon
Eat with my hands, I don't need a spoon
Took your cheesecake 'cause she want me
Kill this song, stupid donkey
[Outro: Black Yoshi and Shrek]
Call Of Duty, yeah, get my glock
Cheesecake
Yeah
Crap, cheesecake
Trivia[]
- This is the first song that Black Yoshi sung.
- Despite being a diss track, this song barely disses Toad at all. In fact only three lines refer to him, two in Black Yoshi's verse and one in Shrek's verse.