Timeline

This is the timeline of every important event that happened around the show, both from the fictional world (like when a fictional character died or was born) and in real life (like what important events happened to the SML crew in real life).

Beginning of Time

• God creates the Universe. Craig is created as one of his many angels.

• Craig is banished from Heaven after feeding Adam the red apple instead of the green one. He is sent to Hell that same year. He dons the name “Craig the Devil”.

Cretaceous Period

Unknown

• The earliest known T-Rex is spotted near the woods.
• Cody opens a time portal. Joseph doesn't want to go in, so to persuade him, Junior throws Joseph's hat into the portal, causing him, Junior, and Cody to go in the portal. They find Joseph's hat and spot a dinosaur. It begins to chase them, and Cody shoots a portal. DooDoo Man jumps into the time portal and is taken into the present.
• Brooklyn T. Guy and Mario uses a time machine to capture a dinosaur from the 200,000,000 BC. They succeed and Brooklyn Guy knocks the dinosaur out and rips out its rib so Mario and Jeffy can cook it.

66000000 BCE

• God gets angry and throws a meteor at the Earth causing the extinction of all the dinosaurs and the end of the Cretaceous Period.

Prepalatial Period

2600 BC

• The Ancient Mayans meet up with the aliens, stole the alien's golden egg and buried it.

15th Century

1494

• May 6: Margaret is born.

18th Century

1775

• April 19: The American Revolutionary War begins.

1776

• July 4: The United States get their independence from Great Britain.

19th Century

1809

• February 12: Abraham Lincoln is born.

1812

• June 18: The War of 1812 begins after a group of Britain's invade France.

1862

• Harriet Tubsmith writes in a constitution that "Thou shall not search Thou Sock".

1865

Original Timeline:

• April 15: Abraham Lincoln attends Ford Theater with his wife, Mary Todd. He humiliates, John Wilkes Booth (who was handing him popcorn) who shots him in the head. Mary believes Lincoln is pretending to asleep like usual but later finds out, he was shot in the head and panics.
• 7:22 am: Lincoln is declared dead. Andrew Johnson (the 16th Vice President of the United States) takes his place as President.

Alternate Timeline

• Junior and Cody travel back to April 15, 1865 by use of Cody's time machine. Abraham Lincoln had already died. so they went back to 2024, but forgot to take Ken with them
• Mary Todd mistakes Ken for Abraham Lincoln and takes him, with the rest of the public not knowing he was shot that day.

1868

Original Timeline

• November 3: Andrew Johnson lost the 1868 Presidential Election to Ulysses S. Grant

Alternate Timeline

• November 3: Ken (Abraham Lincoln) doesn't run for the 1868 election and Grant wins.

1869

• Ken (Abraham Lincoln) resigns.

1878

• Osbourn Dorsey invents the doorknob.

1879

• Thomas Edison invents the light bulb.

1889

• April 20: Adolf Hitler is born.

1895

• “Jimmy John” Goodman founds a restaurant called Jimmy John's.

20th Century

1901

• Fredrick Ernest Finkleshitz is born in Bavaria, Germany.

1912

• April 15: Margaret is present during the sinking of the titanic, and she meets Nemo.

1914

• July 18: The First World War begins.

1918

• November 11: The First World War ends.

1928

• November 18: Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse debut in the short film Steamboat Willie.

1929

• ???: Harold Wilfred is born.

1932

• May 25: Goofy makes his first appearance in the short film Mickey’s Revue.

1933

• Fredrick creates the Loch Ness Monster in a failed experiment.
• August: The first sighting of the Loch Ness Monster.

1939

• September 1: The Second World War begins.

1940

• May 15: Mcdonald's is founded by Ronald Mcdonald
• June 7: Daisy Duck is born.

1941

• December 7: While the Japanese are flying to Hawaii in their plane, they run out of gas mid flight and crash into the Pearl Harbor, causing United States to go to war.

1942

• January 8: Stephen Hawking is born.

1945

• ???: Harold Wilfred joins WW2 at age 15, lying about his age to avoid conscription.
• ???: Harold earns the Medal of Honor.
• April 30: Adolf Hitler commits suicide and meets Craig the Devil in his afterlife, and they later start a car dealership together called Crazy Craigs.
• September 2: World War II ends.

1946

• June 14: Donald Trump is born.
• Dr. Finkleshitz premieres its first episode.

1947

• June 24: A group of grey aliens and their leader crash landed their spaceship to an air base in Roswell, New Mexico thus causing the 1947 Roswell Incident. They are held in suspicion for clapping alien cheeks. The leader in question fled the scene and was never found till 72 years later. The whole incident was filmed in a Dr. Finkleshitz episode.

1952

• Dr. Finkleshitz talks about aliens and says that they are real, and that they invented Pop Rocks and Double Sided Tape, and that other people say that they do not exist. Dr. Finkleshitz tries to communicate with the alien by wearing a hot dog outfit. However, the alien is right behind him and starts wrestling with Dr. Finkleshitz.

1954

• Harold Wilfred joins the Ku Klux Klan during the Civil Rights Movement, and kills a black man.

1957

• September 13: Jason Voorhees is drowned in a lake.

1960

• August 15: Mr. Goodman is born

1961

• March 11: Ken is born.
• August 4: Barack Obama is born.

1965

• March 8: Harold arrives in South Vietnam to fight in the Vietnam war.

1966

• November 8: Gordon Ramsay is born.

1967

• February 21: Bowser is born.

1968

• Mario and Luigi are born.

1969

• In elementary school, Screwball writes down in his paper that he wants to be a kidnapper when he grows up.
• July 20: Neil Armstrong walks on the moon. Rumours begins circulating that the moon is made out of cheese.

1970

• Mario and Luigi are babies playing in the playroom. Mario time traveled to the past in one of the dimensions reliving the day. Mario can switch to another dimension, Luigi grabs the controller and runs off with it. Mario chases him to the train section and they start fighting over the remote. The fight is broken off by their mother, who asks them what they're fighting over. They both mention the remote, and she decides to end the argument by taking the "fancy calculator" herself. She puts the remote on a high shelf and takes the babies to the couch for a little story. The story, which dates back to 1494, recounts her life and relationship with Harry Potter. Bowser interrupts her story, begging for food. The mother snaps at Bowser, telling him to return to his cage. She then continues her far-fetched story, which puts her and Luigi to sleep. Mario escapes from the living room and finds the shelf with the remote on it. There, he makes an agreement with Bowser. Bowser throws him up on the shelf in an agreement for Mario to get their mom to make them cookies. Mario grabs the remote then refuses to keep up his side of the deal, and goes to another dimension. Bowser yells at Mario telling him that he will never forgive him.

1975

• ???: Mario gets a teddy bear named Beary.

1977

• August 3: Tom Brady is born.
• August 21: Brooklyn T. Guy, Me Guy, and Does Bad Things Guy are born in Brooklyn N.Y. to Plumber Guy., Mr. Guy, and Barbara Guy  

1979

• August 21: Hansel is born.
• Shrek graduates Worcestershire Academy and moves to Waterford, Ireland

1982 

• June 22: The First Annual Chef Cooking Competition takes place.
• In his freshmen year, Bowser throws an Rubik’s Cube at the school's nerd, Mario.

1983

• ???: Judy and her friends get kidnapped in a park and get locked in a basement for 10 years.
• April 4: Micheal J. Smith and Ellison S. Onizuka arrive the S.S. Challenger on the moon on rumors circulating that the moon is made out of cheese. The two arrive on the moon and find the rumors to be true. Micheal has a plan to split up half portion’s of the moon in their ship. The cheese needs up to be too much and the ship burns up in a fiery explosion due to two much cheese in the ship. The two survive though.

1984

• ???: Crack Bear is sent to kill Mario in exchange for money by Bowser; but is arrested for sniffing crack. He would try to get probation one time in 1987 and other time in 1993; but his crack addiction worsens and he fails.
• November 17: Marvin/Mario is Born

1985

• June 6: Bowser graduates High School and his father gives him a clown car before leaving for the Cold War. 
• September 13: In the Mushroom Kingdom, a tribe of turtle-like creatures known as the Koopa Troopas invade the kingdom and uses the magic of its king; his former high school rival, Bowser, to turn its inhabitants, known as the Mushroom People, into inanimate objects such as bricks, stones and horsehair plants. Bowser and his army also kidnap Peach, the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom and the only one with the ability to reverse Bowser's spell. After hearing the news, the brothers set out to save the princess and free the kingdom from Bowser. After traveling through various parts of the kingdom and fighting Bowser's forces along the way, they reach Bowser's final stronghold, where they are able to defeat him by striking an axe on the bridge suspended over lava he is standing on, breaking the bridge, defeating Bowser, freeing the princess and saving the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser and Mario become moral enemies for a while. With each time; Bowser trying to kidnap Peach and failing miserably.
• Mario and Peach get married. They move to Florida and live in 1550 Twin Pines Circle. Which would later be known as The Old SML house.
• Mario makes a video game based on his adventures in The Mushroom Kingdom. He becomes the mascot of Nintendo. His coworkers are; Peach; his wife, Link; Kirby Diddy Kong; Mega Man and Bowser; his rival.

1986

• Bowser begins hiding money under his mattress so that the IRS won't find it.
• David Winkle opened Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a long time ago. During a girl's birthday party, he wanted to get a hug from the kids, but when they refused he gets in a costume and accidentally killed them
• September: Luigi attends college at some point. His college roommate was Bubbles. Bubbles may or may not have raped him; during his time there.
• July 14: SpongeBob SquarePants is born.
• October 31: Brooklyn Guy is told the story of Jason Voorhees by his father.

1987

• Brooklyn Guy loses the spelling test in fifth grade due to misspelling the word "acid".

1988

• April 3 : Bowser wins his first Easter egg trophy.

1989

• July 27: Chef Pee Pee is born to his father King Strongbottom in the Kingdom of The Iron Asses of Wales.
• ???: In 6th grade, Brooklyn Guy is in science class playing with his pencil pretending it is a space shuttle, causing his teacher Mrs. Leberwetch to tell him he will never be anything in life.
• December 16: Colonel Sanders dies; the KFC secret formula is passed onto his unnamed son (Samuel’s father). The formula would cause a great deal of stress; with each family member trying to steal it. It’s implied that they were killed by Samuel’s father as Samuel would say “Many have tried to steal my grandfather’s secret recipe but none lived to tell the tale”.
• Samuel’s father locks the KFC secret formula in an undisclosed place.

1991

• June 23: Sonic is born.
• Bowser is brainstorming ideas and keeps throwing them out. They are next to a bowl of acid. Bowser is about to add the poison but Goomba shows up and asks to do it. Because he has no arms, he knocks it over. Bowser gets mad . Goomba starts crying. Bowser adds the poison. The minions go to get Mario.
• Mario is climbing a tree to get a ? block and falls. Goomba distracts Mario and Koopa grabs Mario's hat. Mario chases Koopa to the acid. He gets on the crane and is about to fall into the acid. Luigi throws a bomb at the crane and Mario is safe. Bowser gets really mad. Mario asks why Bowser wants to kill him and Bowser says it is because Mario can grow a better mustache. They are about to kill Bowser but Bowser leaves.

1992

• October 21: Wario is born.
• October 23: Black Yoshi is born.
• At age 3, Chef Pee Pee witnesses a tragic event involving a Ferris wheel. He has had a fear of Ferris wheels ever since this event occurred.

1993 

• Judy is freed by the kidnapper but he kills the other two girls.
• Hank Huckerdoo is arrested for prostitution
• September 23: Lance Thirtyacre is born.
• Brooklyn Guy and his dad rob a bank to pay off his forty five speeding tickets.
• Hank is arrested for doing acts of prostitution disguised as a woman.

1994 

• November 17: Logan Thirtyacre is born. 
• ???: Brooklyn Guy joins the Husky's during high school, but never makes the team due to him hitting his shin in the first try, and the coach out of sympathy gives him the jersey due to him crying.

1995

• ???: Judy gets kicked out of high school for doing drugs, causing her parents to kick her out of their house. She meets Tyrone after he beats her up. She also mentioned a time, where they made out in a gas station causing her to get rabies.
• January 17: Elaina Keyes is born
• March 7: Rebecca is born.
• April 20: Lovell Stanton is born.
• June 6: Charleyyy is born.
• September 28: Chilly Jimenez is born.
• ???: Hansel is abducted by Aliens from the planet Zaberbenclocken, and begins losing his mind in the process
• ???: Brooklyn Guy supposedly “comes up” with the idea of Burger King, until his college roommate steals the idea from him, and he creates Burger King after his graduation.
• Chef Pee Pee is adopted by a pirate whom claims he is his real father. They live in New Jersey

1996

• ???: Brooklyn Guy gets discharged from the military, due to his allergy of fresh cut grass
  

1997

• Brooklyn Guy gets married to his first wife, Debra.
• (Non-Canon, but is worth pointing out) Chef Pee Pee is caught jaywalking at eight years old.

1999

• Does Bad Things Guy and his wife move into The New House.
• Halloween - Does Bad Things Guy kills his wife for unknown reasons and hides her in a closet near his former room. He moves out of the house.
• ???: 26 unknown people are murdered in The New House before Mario and Bowser own some time between this year and 2016.

21st Century

2000

• July 21: Waluigi is born.
• December 9: Face Eater is sentenced to twenty years to the North Pole Penitentiary Prison for eating the faces of ten people.
• Barbara Guy has a one night stand with Simmons. This would be the start of a long fling between the two.

2001

• Bowser gets first place in Mario Kart: Super Circuit beating Mario and earns his first ever first place trophy, which makes Mario jealous of him.
• September 11: Mr. Plane Crash Guy flies a plane directly at the twin towers and dies while he is on the plane. This event would later be called 9/11.
• Judy and a pizza delivery guy named Gary get married.
• Dak breaks his leg in his senior year of high school, this event made him never do football again.

2002

• Mr. Goodman is hired as police chief.
• Black Yoshi drops out of forth grade after his English teacher doesn't want to teach him how to read.
• Brooklyn Guy becomes a firefighter where he meets Simmons, his partner.

2003

• Judy and Tyrone get married.
• November 27: Jacques meets Nancy in her trailer while trying to find the airport. Jeffy was then conceived by Nancy and Jacques
• Precious is born.

2004

• August 21: Jeffy is born
• Dr. Finkleshitz gets money funded by the government to build a robot designed to be indestructible. Plans begin to create the new Android-19. This project would take him 20 years to finally complete.
• December 25: Feebee was conceived by Nancy and her landlord Terry.

2005

•  September 17: Feebee is born
• Mario meets Mr. Pig in a pet shop and adopts him. Tony the Tiger and Woody start living with him too.
• Brooklyn Guy takes the case of a schizophrenia women; Maria who claimed the devil told her to cut her wrist and put her son in the microwave.

2006

• Vick is sentenced to jail for third-degree murder.
• September: Bowser retires from his job in Nintendo. Though; he is still featured in the games
• Day after Thanksgiving: Brooklyn Guy moves out of his parents’ house due to issues with his mother. He would not see her again for 15 years.
• Judy has intercourse with a pizza delivery guy.
• Chef Pee Pee (formerly known as “Fernando” prior to this event) gets a piercing in his crotch in college and everyone makes fun of him and calls him “Pee Pee”.

2007

• Brooklyn Guy is hired as a rookie cop. He is assigned partners to Chief Goodman.
• May 28: Junior and Cody time travel to May 28th of 2007, which is nine months before Cody was born. There, Judy and Tyrone are in bed and Junior says some stuff behind their backs which gets Tyrone arrested. Cody doesn't approve what Junior has done so they travel to May 29th. Judy and Tyrone are once again in bed and Junior shows up as a prostitute trying to get Judy and Tyrone to break up, but it fails
• December 8: SuperMarioLogan is created.

2008

• ???: Harold Wilfred is sent to a nursing home, by Mario.
• February 26: Mama Luigi is created.
• February 29: Cody and Katy are born in an orphanage.
• Junior and Cody time travel on that day February 29th, and arrived at a hospital. Junior tricks the delivery doctor, Brooklyn Guy to leave and comes up with an excuse because Judy shouldn't give birth on the 29th so she's just going to have to hold it in until the first day of March. However, it turns out that Judy can't give birth, so she and Tyrone are just going to have to adopt a child. Junior tells Cody this and Cody explains that he doesn't know his birth parents so the two of them decided to return to the present.
• March 1: SuperLuigiLogan is created.
• April 11: Shrek, La Poo, Taco Bell Chihuahua, Dark Matter in my Shorts, Tour Guide for Today, Mr. Corndog, Mama Luigi, and Mr. Magoo enter the Main Character Judging.
• April 15: Logan creates SuperToadLogan, SuperGoombaLogan, SuperDaisyLogan, SuperWaluigiLogan, SuperWarioLogan, SuperBowserLogan, SuperYoshiLogan incase SuperMarioLogan or SuperLuigiLogan gets terminated, hacked, or deleted.
• April 24: SML reaches 100 subscribers.
• April 30: Shrek wins Main Character Judging.
• September 28: SML reaches 500 subscribers.
• September 28: Bowser Junior is born and Chilly turns 13.
• November 4: Obama is elected president

2009

• Simmons starts working as a police officer.
• January 20: Obama becomes president.
• February 20: SML reached 1,000 Subs
• July 23: Mama Luigi is blown up by Bowser and dies.
• August 3: Yoshi invites his cousin Black Yoshi to Mario's house and moves in with him.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 1 and Chilly turns 14.
• November 28: SML reaches 10,000 subscribers.
• December 30: Logan's little sister, Haleigh is born.

2010

• March 26: SML reaches 20,000 subscribers.
• April 20-September 19: The Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill happens in the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 men and injuring 17 other crew members.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 2 and Chilly turns 15.
• Mario and Brooklyn Guy become friends.

2011

• February 24: Toad becomes a rapper.
• May 18: Woody's pet bird is killed by Black Yoshi and Shrek and Big Red hatches.
• September 6: Mario takes his hat off, revealing his bald hair, this causes Peach to break up with Mario.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 3 and Chilly turns 16.

2012

• May 13: Shrek Junior is born.
• August 21: Brooklyn Guy turns 35 and writes himself in as president.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 4 and Chilly turns 17.
• Brooklyn Guy divorces Debra

2013

• July 16: SML reaches 100,000 subscribers!
• July 18: Charleyyy and Friends premieres.
• October 12: Craig Junior is born.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 5 and Chilly turns 18.
• December 18: The wedding of Brooklyn Guy and Karen takes place

2014

• May 11: Baby Peach is born.
• May 21: Pixie Goblin is born.
• June 8: Bowser Junior goes to summer school and meets Cody for the first time.
• July 29: Charleyyy and Friends is cancelled and replaced with Fishy and Friends, the latter premiering for the first time.
• August 10: Bowser Junior passes summer school by killing the fly.
• August 15: Fishy and Friends is cancelled and Charleyyy and Friends is revived.
• August 23: Cody meets Ken.
• September 13: SML reaches 200,000 subscribers.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 6 and Chilly 19.
• November 6: Brooklyn T. Guy Junior dies from getting shot by Black Yoshi.

2015

• January 20: Doofy the Dragon premieres.
• March 3: Chef Pee Pee sells his soul to Craig the Devil.
• March 12: Bowser Junior and his friends start 1st grade.
• March 26: Mr. Winkle begins teaching 1st grade.
• April 9: Mr. Winkle is arrested.
• April 16: Bowser's house burns down resulting in him, Bowser Junior, and Chef Pee Pee moving into an apartment.
• April 20: Mario loses his house due to financial issues and he and his friends move into the apartment with Bowser.
• August 5: Mr. Winkle escapes from prison and returns to teaching 1st grade. The school also burns down and Bowser Junior and his friends are passed by Principal Steinbeck and move to 2nd grade.
• August 15: Feebee is killed in a bike accident.
• August 22: Chompy is born.
• September 9: Bowser Junior loses his lemonade-selling license.
• September 10-15: Mr. Goodman retires as Chief of the police department. A blue M&M’s replaces him.
• September 23: Kamek is poisoned and dies.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 7 and Chilly turns 20.
• October 27: Mario meets Rosalina.
• October 31: Joesph's mom fakes her death to start a new life after winning the lottery, and abandons Joseph in their small trailer while he's asleep.

2016

• January 13: Bowser Junior wins the lottery, but Brooklyn Guy takes the money.
• January 24: Jeffy introduces himself to Mario after being dropped off at the apartment by his original mother Nancy.
• February 19: Bowser Junior uses his dad’s old clown car and destroys a glass table.
• March 11: Bowser Junior, Joseph and Cody meet Jeffy.
• April 25: Harold Wilfred dies but is revived.
• June 18: Bowser Junior attends military school after breaking Mittens' vase by accident.
• July 2: Junior returns from military school and snaps out of his disciplinary behavior by breaking several items including the glass table.
• July 25: Mario temporarily loses the ability to vote, drive, and wield a gun after being falsely framed for rape.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 12 and Brooklyn Guy turns 39.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 8 and Chilly turns 21.
• October 10: Does Bad Things Guy fills in for Brooklyn T. Guy while he goes on vacation.
• October 16: Thanks to the destruction by the Koopalings especially with Wendy chainsawing the couch in half, Mr. Goodman has no choice but to evict everyone including Junior out of the apartment complex.
• October 18: SML reaches 1,000,000 subscribers.
• October 20: Everyone moves into a new house.
• November 24: Obama bans turkeys after being attacked by one.
• November 27: Chaz and Junior Junior are born. 
• December 17: Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody and Jeffy begin attending Y U DUMB? Elementary School.
• December 25: Chef Pee Pee rents out a robot clone of him to fill in for him while he goes on vacation for Christmas.

2017

• January 2: Super Mario Smell My Finger! is released by Nintendo, as per Jeffy’s request.
• January 20: Obama’s presidency ends and Donald Trump becomes president.
• January 23: Jeffy's father shoots himself. Mario adopts Jeffy and Nancy is arrested for child abuse and prostitution.
• February 10: Junior kills Robot Chef Pee Pee and The Real Chef Pee Pee returns from his Christmas vacation.
• May 10: Mario, Jeffy, and Rosalina open The Secret Door!. Does Bad Things Guy gets shot and killed. Brooklyn T. Guy returns from a seven month long vacation.
• May 14: Drawing Jeffy is created.
• July 27: Atso chokes on a ham sandwich and dies.
• August 12: Mario proposes to Rosalina.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 13 and Brooklyn Guy turns 40.
• September 21: Mikey is born.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 9 and Chilly turns 22.
• October 27: Mario gets married to Rosalina and Super Mario Odyssey is released on the Nintendo Switch.
• October 31: Joseph reunites with his mother.
• December 5: Puss Hole 1, Puss Hole 2 and Jeffy Junior are born. All three die on the same day.
• December 12: SML gets age-restricted.
• December 14: Mario gets Minecraft and Dudely Awesome banned.

2018

• January 1: Jeffy becomes a rapper.
• January 13: Jeffo is created and then blown up by Codo on the same day.
• February 8: Jeffy makes a YouTube channel, Jeffy Paul, and gets into his first YouTube controversy after presumably filming a corpse in the forest.
• March 2: Scooter is created.
• March 14: Stephen Hawking dies at age 76.
• May 21: Doofy the Dragon airs its series finale.
• June 23rd: Rosalina returns from a long hiatus in “Jeffy's Switcheroo!”
• July: SML is demonetized.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 14 and Brooklyn Guy turns 41.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 10 and Chilly turns 23.
• October 28: Jeffy is hypnotized by Brooklyn Guy to act well-behaved and “Orangutan Pussy” is heard worldwide.
• November 12: Lovell Stanton has kidney failure.
• November 16: Jeffy's dog Poopy Butt dies from eating too much chocolate. He later gets revived by Craig.

2019

• January 10: Tyrone and Judy divorce and Joseph becomes Sprinkle's boyfriend.
• January 17: Benjamin Goodman is born.
• January 29: Melvin passes away.
• February 6: Brooklyn Guy loses all his jobs after a plane crash incident, but regains them soon afterwards.
• February 15: Bowser Junior meets his mother, Shelby.
• February 20: Kool-Aid is outlawed as a drug because of a demonstration done by Dr. Finkleshitz proving that it is more dangerous than crack cocaine. Kool-Aid later became legal again on the same day after Dr. Finkleshitz admits that his demonstration was fake and that he lied because the Kool-Aid man had intercourse with his sister.
• March 2: Mario gives his childhood teddy bear to Jeffy, which he decides to name Beary.
• March 3: Beary comes sentient and giant. He gets shot by Brooklyn Guy, assuming he was an actual bear attacking Jeffy.
• March 4: Beary comes back alive and goes to Y U DUMB? Elementary School to beat up Bully Bill again.
• March 23: Bowser Junior, Joseph and Cody meet Richard Goodman.
• June 21: Jeffy is temporarily sent to a foster home.
• June 27: SuperLuigiLogan is demonetized.
• July 21: Bowser Junior gets kicked out of his old room as punishment and receives a new room to share with Chef Pee Pee.
• July 24: Brooklyn Guy and Mario uses a time machine to capture a dinosaur from the 200,000,000 BC. They succeed and Brooklyn Guy knocks the dinosaur out and rips out its rib so Mario and Jeffy can cook it.
• August 13: Tyrone and Judy get back together.
• August 16: Chompy is kicked out by Chef Pee Pee.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 15 and Brooklyn Guy turns 42.
• August 26: Randy kills his wife and unborn son.
• August 29: Chester the Chicken dies.
• September 10: Every Ken doll is recalled.
• September 18: Jeffy becomes a police officer, but is fired after a video of him tasing Tyrone surfaces online.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 11 and Chilly turns 24.
• October 14: The Casagrandes premieres.
• November 4: Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody and Bowser drink a human potion and become humans.
• November 15: The Jolly Green Giant is fired from Pensacola's local green bean factory, and is replaced by Patrick.
• December 4: Logan and Chilly break up and Tito is kicked out of Logan‘s house.
• December 14: Rosalina returns from another long hiatus in “Doctor Jeffy!”.
• December 25: Joseph is critically injured by Junior pouring boiling water, and gets sent to the hospital.

2020

• January 2: Bowser Junior and Cody get hired by Brooklyn Guy to watch over his dodo while he’s out.
• January 29th: Bowser Junior finds Scooter and replaces Jeffy in school.
• February 6: Mario has plastic surgery.
• February 24: Chilly is kicked out of Logan‘s house.
• February 29: Cody turns 12.
• March 12: The COVID-19 pandemic starts.
• March 22: Jeffy goes to Walt Disney World for the first time.
• April 7th: Black Yoshi is busted for credit card fraud and has his nipples eaten off by Mr. Goodman.
• April 23: Joseph's green shell cracks. He gets a new red one with wings from Craig, permanently replacing his green shell.
• May 30: Mario possibly doesn't bail out Black Yoshi (who gets his nipples healed) after the events of ”Jeffy's Car Accident!”, he also loses his job as mascot of Nintendo after Jeffy scratches Mr. Goodman's car and crashed Richard's Lamborghini into it. However due to SML taking place in a different universe compared to Nintendo's and the fact that Logan received the C&D letter a year later it is unknown whether or not the aforementioned video's events are canon.
• June 23: Scooter celebrates his birthday.
• July 12: Harry moves away from London and has his first day at Y U DUMB? Elementary School.
• July 15: Scooter moves in, Elizabeth is lost, and Scooter is adopted by Cameel-Habib-Habab by posing as her.
• July 30: Jeffy burns Mario’s hat.
• August 20: Pooby returns to the SML crew.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 16 and Brooklyn Guy turns 43.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 12 and Chilly turns 25.
• October 28: Mario stops feeding Jeffy green beans.
• November 3: Jeffy becomes president of the United States despite him being at a young age. As his first action in office, he decides to nuke every green bean farm and school, destroying the entire planet in the process.
• November 4: The “cough cough” (COVID-19) hits SML.
• November 7: Chef Pee Pee is fired from his job as a chef by Bowser and replaced with Gordon Ramsay, but Gordon quits that same day and Chef Pee Pee is rehired.
• November 26: Jeffy wipes the couch with boogers, and Jeffy Junior II is born during Thanksgiving.
• December 9: Face Eater is shot and killed by Brooklyn Guy after attempting to eat Jeffy’s face.
• December 15: Dr. Stretch Armstrong invents a powerful tearproof stretch figure, Jeffy breaks his Spiderman stretch figure.
• December 24: Super D reunites with Mario during Christmas Eve.
• December 27: Junior, Joseph and Cody get DNA tested.
• December 31: Jeffy breaks his pelvis.

2021

• January 6: Rosalina is arrested but bailed out by Mario.
• January 20: Trump’s presidency ends and Joe Biden becomes president.
• February 3: Jeffy takes his first anger management class.
• February 7: Brooklyn Guy wins a bet and becomes rich.
• February 10: Logan gets a cease and desist letter from Nintendo and can no longer use the Nintendo Plushes, meaning that he would have to use the custom puppets until further notice.
• February 11: Brooklyn Guy gambles away all his money and becomes poor.
• February 18: Logan and Adriana break up.
• February 27: Crabcake is grinded by the sink’s garbage disposal.
• March 20: Kody escapes jail but is captured shortly after.
• March 30: Chef Pee Pee being punched by Bully Bill is broadcast all over the world.
• April 2: Logan and Tito are friends again.
• April 13: Precious is put down due to having stage IV kidney failure.
• April 18: Precious’ death is announced worldwide.
• April 22: Jeffy gets ran over by Marvin.
• April 29: Jeffy and Junior go to jail and are released the same day. In jail, Jeffy temporarily reunites with Nancy while Junior meets Bubbles. Judge Pooby is introduced.
• May 13: Super D steals Fredrick Finkleshitz's hypnosis ray. It is returned soon after.
• May 28: Cody becomes a movie star but gets fired by Steve on the same day.
• May 31: Brooklyn Guy accidentally shaves his mustache off.
• June 10: Jeffy goes into a boxing match.
• July 8: The original SuperMarioLogan channel is deleted by Logan because its URL still contains Nintendo’s “Super Mario” trademark.
• July 16: Jeffy and Junior explore an ancient temple.
• August 18: Brooklyn Guy rigs the Y U DUMB? Spelling Bee by disguising as Beesley Spellington.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 17, while Nancy breaks out thinking Jeffy turned 18. Brooklyn Guy turns 44.
• September 28: Junior turns 13 and Chilly turns 26.

2022

• February 24: Russia starts an invasion on Ukraine.
• February 29: Cody turns 14.
• July 1: Gary and Gabby are born
• July 7: Lilly Thirtyacre is born.
• August 21: Jacques Pierre François's death is announced faked, Jeffy shoots Nancy, Jeffy turns 18 and Brooklyn Guy turns 45.
• August 27: Booger's cousin returns.
• September 3: Jeffy steals Marvin's credit card and purchases various items with it.
• September 6: Gary and Gabby enter the Kiki Olympics. They both get tied and they both win.
• September 8: Queen Elizabeth II dies at age 96.
• September 10: Duggie goes to jail and Bott Buddy turns into a money counting robot.
• September 28: Bowser Junior turns 14 and Chilly turns 27.
• September 30: The Casagrandes gets cancelled.
• October 30: Gary and Gabby turn 3 months old.

2023

• January 1: Junior makes a New Year's Resolution.
• February 29: Cody turns 15.
• April 16: Marvin meets a family named The Huckerdoos, which are a seeming perfect family.
• April 19: “Logan Tries To See The Super Marvin Movie!” is uploaded, which indirectly mentions The Super Mario Bros. Movie all throughout. The video also indirectly mentions the 2021 cease and desist incident.
• May 1: Junior gets framed by Bully for adding a peanut in Jackie Chu’s sandwich, which he’s deathly allergic to. He then mistakenly goes onto death row and is later released after being proven innocent by Joseph and Cody.
• May 17: Marvin babysits the Huckerdoo children.
• May 27: Brooklyn Guy travels to Miami to attend Miami Heats game to see Jimmy Butler.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 19 and Brooklyn Guy turns 46. Nancy gets Screwball to steal Jackie Chu’s bus and kidnap multiple kids, including Jeffy, leading to a high speed chase and her blowing up the bus along with the police car that’s been chasing it. However, Simmons was able to get himself and the others out of the bus just in time, and Nancy is presumably shot to death by Brooklyn Guy.
• August 29: Junior and Penelope starts dating.
• September 28: Junior turns 15 and Chilly turns 28.
• October 1: Mr. Goodman retires from being a news anchor, but later returns due to thinking his replacement, Jeffy, isn’t suitable for the job.
• December 2: Cody and Timmy start dating.
• December 27: Junior and Penelope break up.

2024

• January 1: Steamboat Willie enters the public domain.
• January 3: Junior and Penelope get back together
• February 4: Brooklyn Guy contracts chlamydia from a prostitute.
• February 29: Cody turns 16 and goes to kindergarten.
• March 6: Marvin, Brooklyn Guy, and Shrek goes to the cheesecake factory.
• March 13: Junior finds the Malaysia Airline Flight 370 that disappeared from 2014, 10 years ago.
• March 18: "Cody's Hot Dog Restaurant!" is deleted by Logan because of the sexual jokes.
• April 3: Junior sues McDonald's.
• April 7: Joseph becomes a King.
• April 12: Junior and Joseph join the kindergarten class with Cody after breaking into the school.
• April 20: Jeffy makes a diss track.
• April 24: Jimmy Butler dies.
• May 3: Pac-Man gets divorced.
• May 17: Jeffy, Junior, and Cody steals a traffic light.
• May 24: Junior, Joseph, Cody and the other kindergarten students fail kindergarten.
• May 27: Charleyyy and Friends gets a reboot but then gets cancelled.
• May 29: 180 passengers dies in a plane.
• June 2: Brooklyn Guy clones himself.
• June 12: Junior and Cody goes to Jupiter for 6 years.
• June 14: Junior, Joseph, Cody, and the other kindergarten students all go to summer school after failing kindergarten. Jeffy, Bully and Patrick also participate in the summer school class.
• June 19: While filming a Fast and Furious parody, Logan gets badly injured from a car accident.
• June 26: Jeffy breaks Marvin's back with a reverse card.
• June 28: Junior keeps having three nightmares about Penelope cheating on him.
• July 8: Kendrick Lamar makes a diss track to Ken.
• July 17: Donald Duck gets shot by Cody.
• July 24: Brooklyn Guy gets fired from SML and gets sent to the Forgotten Character Dungeon.
• July 26: Mr. Blinkle becomes a new teacher of Summer school. and soon later Mr. Blinkle is revealed to be Mr. Winkle.
• July 28: Marvin becomes president temporarily.
• July 31: Brooklyn Guy leaves Karen and dates Angel Dust/Veronica. However, this was only temporary, as Brooklyn Guy later realizes what Karen actually meant by "cheating", and they stay married.
• August 2: Jeffy competed in the Olympics and won a golden medal
• August 4: Penelope gives Junior a bracelet and Junior makes an excuse that the bracelet cut his circulation hence by actually cutting his hand off with a butter knife
• August 7: Mr. Goodman invites his brother, Mr. Hoodman to Marvin's House
• August 12: Cody died in a car accident in the interstate. Junior and Joseph uses the DDDNA Machine to bring him back.
• August 15: Steve Staleburger hires Duggie to kill Ronald McDonald but never happens. Steve Staleburger gets arrested.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 20 and Brooklyn Guy turns 47. CJ is murdered by Jeffy.
• August 23: Junior, Joseph, Cody, Jeffy, Mikey, Freddy, Patrick, Bully, and Annabelle passes summer school.
• September 2: Goodman goes to jail and then gets bailed out by Marvin.
• September 18: Junior, Cody, and Ken travels to 1865 to see Abraham Lincoln. Ken becomes Abraham Lincoln.
• September 27: P Diddy gets arrested for sex, abuse and rape.
• September 28: Junior turns 16 and Chilly turns 29. Junior becomes a truck driver.
• October 5: Jeffry Dahmer is brought back to life by Dr. Finkleshitz.
• November 8: Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is elected as president winning against Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

2025

• Grand Theft Auto VI‘s release date gets pushed back for 3 more years
• August 21: Jeffy turns 21 and Brooklyn Guy turns 48
• December 8: Junior, Joseph and Jeffy time travel to 2025, they find Cody got released from prison after being accused of murdering all of them. When they ask him about Grand Theft Auto VI, Future Cody tells them that the release date was pushed back for 2028.

2028

• Grand Theft Auto VI gets pushed back until 2050.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 24 and Brooklyn Guy turns 51

2030

• Shrek Junior leaves to go to college.
• June 13: Junior and Cody give aliens a DVD of "Max Keeble's Big Move" then get sent back to Earth.
• August 21: Jeffy turns 26 and Brooklyn Guy turns 53
• December 8: Junior, Joseph and Jeffy arrive in 2030, they find out that Grand Theft Auto VI‘s release date was pushed back to 2050 after China invaded the United States and destroyed all the computers in the country.

2030-2049

• World War IV begins. Cody enlists having fought in the previous World War III prior. He is discharged some time before 2050.

2050

• December 8: Junior, Joseph and Jeffy all arrive in 2050 where they finally reach the Grand Theft Auto VI date. The news turns on and instead of it being Mr. Goodman, It turns out to be Felipe. However, the announcement includes an expensive monthly subscription and a separate gaming console, leaving everyone disappointed again.