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"The Vape Problem!" (stylized as "The Vape PROBLEM!") is the 1,114th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Brooklyn Guy tries to teach students not to vape
Plot[]
The video starts at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Jackie Chu is teaching the class about types of clouds, which he starts off with the first cloud; the Cumulus cloud, which he points to the drawing he made of a white-colored, smiling cloud, and makes a pun out of the name as he says "The next time you're outside and you look up and you see a bunch of white stuff in the sky, be like damn, that's a lot of Cum-ulus clouds". Jackie Chu then points to a drawing of a of a blue-colored angry cloud as he says the next cloud is the Cumulonimbus cloud, which he mispronounces it as "Come-on-my-nibus cloud". Jackie Chu explanans that the Cumulonimbus cloud is the "scary ones" that can kill them, and an airplane can't fly through it as he claims it'll "fuck up" the airplane and make it go missing like the Malaysia Airlines Flight, which he says "RIP my cousins" as he then tells the class a fun fact about the Cumulonimbus cloud, being that it's named after the explorer "Christopher Come-on-my-nimbus", who discovered American. Cody asks Jackie Chu if he's talking about Christopher Columbus as he says he didn't discover any clouds. Cody then asks if he's saying Cumulonimbus, but Jackie Chu tells Cody "I'm saying it right, Come-on-my-nipples!", which Cody tells Jackie Chu not to threaten him with a good time as the video cuts to PJ Crenshaw, asking his girls where do they think the cloud's going as he then takes a hit from his vape, which impresses Vivian as she says it looks like a "PJ Nimbus" cloud while Maria Sanchez says it looks like a "Crenshawous cloud", which PJ says "All right" as Vivian says it looks like a "Pair a' Jammies-nimbus Crenshaw cloud". PJ says "Okay, little sloppy but all right" as he then takes a hit from his vape again, saying "How about this one?", which Maria says it looks like a "Coolest-dude-in-school-cloud" as Jackie Chu then tells the class the next cloud is the Cirrocumulus cloud, which he mispronounces it as the "Circumcisionus cloud". Jackie Chu then sniffs and smells something, so he looks and sees it's coming from PJ, which Jackie Chu yells at PJ, saying "PJ, are you vaping in class!? Give it to me right now!" as he rushes towards PJ's desk, where PJ claims that he wasn't vaping, which Jackie Chu asks what is the thing he's holding, which PJ claims that it's his phone. Jackie Chu asks why was it smoking, which PJ claims he got it from Israel because they did "that thing" with the pager, which Jackie Chu says ok as he then asks what's the thing that's on-top of it, which PJ claims it's the antenna so he can make calls, and he sometimes chew on it when he's nervous. Jackie Chu then asks why does it say "30,000 Puffs" on the side of it, which PJ claims it tracks how many Reese's Puffs he's eaten like a Fitbit, but just for Reese's Puffs. Jackie Chu says "Okay, so it's not a vape", which PJ says it's totally not a vape as he then says "Vapes are for losers", which Jackie Chu says ok as he tells PJ "Put your phone away, and if I see it again, I'm going to take it" as he then leaves. PJ tells his girls it was a close one and he's going to hit it as he then vapes. The video then cuts to Jackie Chu, apologizing to the class for the interruption as he says if he catches them vaping in class, they'll be expelled from school as he goes back to the Cirrocumulus cloud, which he mispronounces it as the "Circumcisionus cloud" again.
Junior asks what's vaping, which Cody says it's like an electronic cigarette. Junior asks if cigarettes are bad for them, if they give them cancer, and if they make your lungs black, which Cody says yes to all those as Joseph tells Junior that it also gives you the ability to talk like Terminator in 20 years, which impresses Junior as he asks Joseph if he can sound like the Terminator, which Joseph says "Yeah sick". Junior then asks how, which Cody says it gives him throat cancer, so he has to use a little machine to talk, which Joseph says it also makes him famous as he says he could be on a commercial, talking about how much he hates his life, which impresses Junior as he says "Oh I want to be in a commercial" as he goes to Penelope's desk, where Penelope says it makes him feel good as she takes a hit from her vape. Junior asks Penelope if she vapes, which Penelope says she does ever since PJ gave her his old vape, which she says she hasn't been able to stop. Junior asks how it makes her feel, which Penelope says it makes her feel really good, until you stop and then you get a headache, you get angry, and you start shaking, but then you hit it again and everything's ok as she then takes a hit from her vape. Junior says he doesn't feel like that right now and he feels good, which Penelope says that's because he hasn't started vaping yet. Junior asks what made her start, which Penelope says all the cool kids are doing it, so she thought "Why not" as Junior then goes back to his desk and says he wants to be cool, which Cody tells Junior "Please don't start doing it", which Junior asks if he really thinks he wants to start vaping just to be cool, and if he thinks he's going to start doing it as he then says "You're so lame", and gets handed a vape from Penelope, which Junior thanks her. Junior then takes a hit from the vape, which Junior gets very excited, saying "Oh my god, this is crack, it tastes like watermelon, no, strawberry, strawberry watermelon, it's like breathing in oxygen that's flavored, oh my god, this is amazing" as he then says he like Thomas the Tank Engine as he then takes another hit while Penelope tells Junior to get it back, which Junior tells Penelope he's not giving back and he's a train as he then takes another hit, which Joseph says he's off the deep end as the video cuts to Jackie Chu, telling the class the next cloud is the Stratocumulus cloud, which he mispronounces it as "Strap-on-coming-all-of-us cloud", which he is interrupted by a vape cloud, which he says "What the" as he wipes the cloud away and sees it's from Junior, which Jackie Chu yells at Junior, telling him to bring him the vape right now. This worries Junior as he says "Uh oh" in a worried tone, which Joseph tells him he better "choo-choo" his ass up there while Penelope tells Junior "You lost my vape". Cody then says "Wow Junior, cancer and expelled is crazy" as Junior goes up and hands Jackie Chu the vape, which Jackie Chu tapes a hit and says "Tastes like shit" as he asks Junior if he wants to get cancer for shit as he then hits Junior with the vape, which Junior says he's sorry as Jackie Chu then tells the class that their new lesson is going to be going over why vaping is bad for them, and to help him do that, he's going to get a police officer as he then tells Junior to go back to his seat, and he'll get expelled later, which Junior then goes back to his desk, where Joseph says "Ooh, they're calling the cops dude" as he says they're going to take him to "pound me in the ass prison", which Cody hears the name and tells Junior he'll take the fault for him as Penelope then says she hopes it's not her dad.
Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, which he says hey to everyone, and introduces himself, saying he is Officer Brooklyn T. Guy. Brooklyn Guy then says hey to Penelope as he tells the class he heard there are a couple of smokers in the classroom as he then says “You don’t want to do that cuz smoking is bad”. Brooklyn Guy says that he knows they’ve seen people in moving doing it, and they look really cool, which is why he did it when he was their age, but then he saw a picture as he pulls out a picture of two lungs, and tells them to look at it, which he explains that the pictures shows lungs of somebody who never smoked, and lungs of somebody who smoked one cigarette, one time. Brooklyn Guy then says if they already smoked, their lungs already looks like this as he says they might as well keep doing it, but then gets tapped by Jackie Chu, causing Brooklyn Guy to say he means they shouldn’t keep doing it because they might heal, but then says “I mean if they look like that, they’re probably not going to heal” as he points to the picture of the lungs of a smoker. Brooklyn Guy then says they don’t want to make it worse as they might get jaw cancer and throat cancer, meaning they have to cut off their jaw and throat, and they’re just going to have a hole in their neck where their tongue sticks out. Brooklyn Guy then says they might end up looking like the lady in SpongeBob who’s like “I always hated chocolate”, and they’re going to sound like that too as he says they’re going to sound like Jeffy’s Mom because his mom was a smoker as he then says “You know what happened?”, which he answers his own question, saying he shot her to death, but says that’s not the reason why he shot her to death as he says he should have because she was a terrible person as Brooklyn Guy then says what he’s saying is smoking leads to bad things. Brooklyn Guy then says his mom smokes as he says she's the perfect person to talk to the class about smoking as he then leaves, which Penelope doesn't like as she says "Oh god, he's bringing my grandma". Barbara Guy then comes in and asks Brooklyn Guy what he got her up there doing, which Brooklyn Guy explains that some of the kids in the class have been smoking, so he figured that she can tell them about herself as he thinks that'll be enough as Brooklyn Guy then says "Class, I'm sorry to say, this is my mother". Barbara then introduces herself to the class, which she tells them they can call her "Babs" as she then tells the class about the one time she got "fucked in the ass twice in one day" for a pack of Marlboro Black unfiltered. Barbara then tells the class that back then, she was a two-pack a day gal, worked her up way to eight-packs, and now she's back down to twelve. Brooklyn Guy asks Barbara to tell the class what's it like when you breathe, which Barbara says she can't wait for the day she stops as she explains the cigarette hitting her lips is like a lifeline like she inhales and prays that she goes home as she then says "You give me that and a good dick and I'm solid", which Brooklyn Guy says it was a mistake to bring her infront of the class as he then asks if anybody, which Penelope says she does as she says "Can you please take Grandma home? You're embarrassing me!", which Brooklyn Guy says it's a good idea while Barbara says hey to Penelope and asks if she's hitting it too as she says if she starts smoking, don't touch her cigarettes as she's counting hers. Brooklyn Guy then tells Barbara that maybe she should just go home, which Barbara leaves as Penelope says "You too dad", but Brooklyn Guy tells Penelope to hold on as he has to finish the lesson as he says "So nobody should smoke unless you want to end up like my mom, and believe me, nobody wants that" as he explains they're going to have all kinds of health problems, their teeth are going to turn yellow, and they're going to get cancer as he says none of that is good as he then tells the class to do what the board which he looks at the board and says "Do not, vape?", which he asks what's a vape, which Jackie Chu tells him it's electronic cigarettes. Brooklyn Guy questions this as he asks if they can do that now, which Jackie Chu nods yes as Brooklyn Guy asks if it's an app on their phone or something, which Jackie Chu hands Brooklyn Guy the vape he confiscated from Junior. Brooklyn Guy takes the vape and asks if that's what a vape is and if he smoke's this, which Jackie Chu nods yes. Brooklyn Guy then takes a hit from the vape, which Brooklyn Guy likes it as he saying "That is fucking delicious" as he asks if it's bad for them, which Jackie Chu nods yes as Brooklyn Guy takes another hit from the vape and says "I mean, don't do it obviously" as he then takes a hit and says he's going to take it back to the Police Station to investigate as he then leaves while taking a hit, which this upsets Penelope as she says "Oh great, now my dad's addicted to vaping", which Junior says he's addicted too, but they don't have a vape, which Penelope says that's because he lost hers, which Junior says he's sorry as Penelope then sighs.
At the Police Station, Brooklyn Guy tells Chief that apparently, the kids are doing a new thing called vaping, which he says is kind of like an electric cigarette as he takes a hit from the vape. Chief asks what kind of "liberal pussy shit" is that as he says they should smoke cigarettes like real man before then asking Brooklyn Guy to see the vape, which Brooklyn Guy hands it to Chief. Chief then takes a hit from the vape, which Chief likes it as he says "Holy Jesus that's delicious", which Brooklyn Guy says he knows, and it really is as he takes a hit from the vape. Chief asks if it is bad for them, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, apparently it causes cancer", which Chief says "Now what doesn't these days" as Brooklyn Guy hands him the vape and Chief take a hit from the vape. Simmons then walks in and asks what are they doing, which Brooklyn Guy tells Simmons they're just vaping as he asks him if he wants to try. Simmons says "Should I?", which Brooklyn Guy tells Simmons that it does cause cancer, which Simmons says "Okay" as Brooklyn Guy hands him the vape and Simmons takes a hit from it, which he likes it as Simmons says "Who knew cancer would taste so good". Brooklyn Guy says it really does as he takes a hit from the vape, and tells Chief they should probably get kids to stop doing it, which Chiefs says if it's bad for them, then they probably should, but Brooklyn Guy asks how are they going to do that as he says they don't care it causes cancer, they just keep doing it, which Chief thinks and says "I suppose you could put a bomb in one of those things, and when somebody tries to smoke it, it'll blow their face off, that'll really scare the shit out of the rest of them, then no one's going to vape after that", which Brooklyn Guy likes the idea, saying "Oh good thinking" as Brooklyn Guy says "Hey Simmons" as he hands him the vape, which Simmons takes a hit from the vape, but Brooklyn Guy says no and he wants him to put a bomb in it, which Simmons takes the vape with him and leaves, saying "Oh okay, I'll be right back". Brooklyn Guy tells Chief that was good thinking as he says once they see one of their classmates dead, they're definitely not going to vape after that. Simmons then hands the vape back to Brooklyn Guy, saying "Here you go mate", which Brooklyn Guy was about to take a hit from the vape, but Simmons stops him, saying "No no no no mat, the bomb", which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh right, the bomb, silly me" as he then says he's going to take it to the school as he leaves, which he tells Simmons to come along, which Simmons does so as he leaves, following Brooklyn Guy.
At Y U DUMB? Elementary School, Jackie Chu is teaching the class about the long-term effects of vaping, which he points to the first picture on the board, which he says it is a picture of healthy lungs that have never vaped. He then goes to the second picture on the board, which he says it is a picture of lungs that have vaped, which he says "Also known as popcorn lungs" as he explains that apparently, what happens if they vape and eat popcorn, it gets stuck in their lungs as Jackie Chu then says "So, if you're going to vape, don't eat lungs". Brooklyn Guy comes back and says he's back from the Police Station. Brooklyn Guy explains that they called Harvard, and they said vaping can cause cancer, but he said "Kids don't get scared by cancer", so then they said "Who cares? They might as well just do it anyways" as he asks who wants to vape, holding out the vape, which he tries to convince the class, saying it's freshly charged, and they'll be cool. Junior raises his hand and says he wants to, so Brooklyn Guy says "Okay here, catch" as he throws the vape to Junior, only for it to explode when Junior catches the vape, which Cody, Joseph, and Penelope ducked to get away from the blast as Penelope then screams when Cody, Joseph, and Penelope get back up after the explosion. Brooklyn Guy gets shocked about what he saw as he says "I thought he had to smoke it first", but then says "I mean look how dangerous they are, you see that? It just blew up when he touched it" as he says that could happen as he then says "Imagine getting cancer and it also just explodes when you touch it" as he says "That's fucking crazy right" and "Imagine you get cancer and you lose your face, it's like smoking a firework, you can't smoke a firework, it just blows up right in your face". Brooklyn Guy then says "So that's fucked up right? Nobody wants to vape after that cuz I know I'm pretty fucking traumatized by what I just witnessed". PJ then throws Brooklyn Guy his vape, saying "I don't want this vape anymore, here", which Brooklyn Guy catches it and drops it, saying "I don't want this fucking thing, get it away from me, you saw that other one explode" as he then says he doesn't want anything to do with it as he then says "Imagine you're smoking it and boom, it just blows up right in your face, that's fucked up, I don't want to deal with that okay, I want nothing to do with that" as he says "You guys should not vape cuz it's super dangerous" as he then says don't vape, don't smoke, just eat ice cream as he says ice cream doesn't give them cancer or explode, but Penelope says "Ice cream makes you fat dad", which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't care and he rather be 300 pounds, sitting on his couch, watching TV then get cancer and his face explodes and all that as he then says saying he means it is up to them. Penelope then says she sure learned her lesson, and she's never going to vape ever again as Cody asks Junior if he heard that as he says he hopes he learned his lesson, which Junior, with no head now, doesn't respond and just sits there in his desk, which Cody says he going to take that as a yes.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Penelope
- PJ Crenshaw
- Vivian
- Maria Sanchez
- Jackie Chu
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Barbara Guy
- Simmons
- Jeffy (mentioned)
- Nancy (indirectly mentioned)
- Baby Prunes (indirectly mentioned and voice only)
Deaths[]
- Junior - Died from the bomb that was in the vape.
Trivia[]
- This is the last video of February 2025.
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Goodman's Cat!", 9 years after "Bowser Junior's Cookies!", and 17 years after "Luigi in Super Smash Bros. Brawl "Proof"".
- This video was uploaded on Michelle Trachtenberg’s death, which she died at the age of 39.
- This video is based the real-life global phenomenon on kids gaining the habits of vaping discreetly in the bathrooms at school.
- Additionally, the SML Lesson also encourages young viewers to not vape as it is unhealthy.
- This is a rare instance where an SML lesson is shown instead of an SML question as they're uncommon in modern videos.
- When PJ Crenshaw mentioned that he got his vape "phone" from Israel, he brings up the pager attack conducted by Israeli occupation terrorists against innocent Lebanese civilians (mostly women and children) which happened in Lebanon on 17-18 September 2024.
- Additionally, Junior's explosive death which happens in the episode is also a satirical (but edgy) mock on the aforementioned attacks.
- Jackie Chu references the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, which was first referenced in Junior Finds A Missing Plane!
- Also, in the same scene, he mentions that he had some cousins that took a trip on the flight and died.
- The first two swear words that Barbara said are censored.
- This is one of the few modern era videos where the Red Couch is completely absent.
Errors[]
- A synopsis is missing from the description.
- In the thumbnail, Jackie Chu is wearing his crown, even though he hasn't been wearing it for some time since it was broken.
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