"The Tee Ball Championship!" is the 787th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior and his friends play baseball!
Plot[]
The video starts off with Junior announcing to his friends that they are going to play in the t-ball championship. Joseph says that they are going to win. Cody says he didn't even know that they were in a t-ball league. Jeffy comes over to explain that he can't play in the championship. Junior gets all confused and asks Jeffy why. Jeffy explains to Junior that Rose and Marvin grounded him for saying the f-word. Junior explains that Jeffy is their best hitter and Joseph agrees. Junior accepts that they just have to play without Jeffy. Joseph believes that they can win without Jeffy. They all leave to go play in the championship. When they get to the field, Brooklyn T. Guy tells everybody that it's the championship and if they win, they become world champions. Brooklyn Guy then says that they won't be world champs, not even state champs, he says that maybe county champs. Brooklyn Guy then says that they would be champs in this one little town and says that's all that matters, though. Junior says that they are going to win and wonders who they are playing. The other team shows up. Brooklyn Guy asks the players of the other team if they are the parents of the players. The players say that they are the other team. Brooklyn Guy says to them that it's a little kids' t-ball championship. One of the players explain that they have been champions for 15 years. Brooklyn Guy asks if they are 12 years old and Enrique explains that they are 12 in their minds. Another player yells "Age is just a number" at Brooklyn Guy. Brooklyn Guy asks who the guy who yelled at him was. Enrique explained to him that his name is Tiny Nipple Tyler. He also says that he can hit a home run with his eyes closed. Brooklyn Guy tells Junior and his friends that they are screwed. Junior still believes that they can still win. Brooklyn Guy explains that they are adults and points at his nipples, telling Junior that they are a grown man's nipples. Junior says that they can try. Brooklyn Guy says that they are going to try to play the game.
Brooklyn Guy tells the kids that they are batting first. Joseph says that he wants to bat first. Joseph tells the team that he'll put the team on his back, and he doesn't care how big the other players are. Junior says that they are going to win. Brooklyn Guy explains to them that they are not 12-year-olds, and they are grown men who likes to beat up little kids. Brooklyn Guy says that they are going to lose. Junior and his friends say that they are going to win the game for him.
Joseph steps up to the plate. He tells them that he's going to send the ball over the fence. Then we see Tiny Nipple Tyler at the pitcher's mound stuffing his mouth with gum. Brooklyn Guy starts talking to himself wondering why there's a pitcher's mound in t-ball. Joseph crushes the ball. Enrique catches the ball and tells Joseph he needs to hit farther. Joseph complains telling himself that he thought it was going to be a home run. Joseph apologizes to Brooklyn Guy and Brooklyn Guy says that it's okay because they grow men. Brooklyn Guy tells Cody that he's up next.
Cody steps up to the plate, holding the bat the wrong way. Junior tells Cody to hold the bat the correct way. Cody gets very nervous when Enrique in the field tell other players that it's an easy out and tells them to move in. The players are right in front of the T where Cody is hitting. The players tell him to hit the ball and Cody hits in right into one of the players' gloves. Cody apologizes to his coach, and he says it's okay because there was a wall of gloves, and he couldn't do anything. Brooklyn Guy tells Junior it's his turn to bat.
Junior goes up to bat. He tells himself he's got it and hits the ball. Junior starts running when he hits the ball and then Tiny Nipple Tyler catches the ball. Brooklyn Guy is in disbelief. The players tell Junior and his friends that there was 3 outs and it's their turn to bat. Junior apologizes. Brooklyn Guy says that it's okay and he was happy because he at least hit the ball. Brooklyn Guy then says that it's the other teams' turn to hit. Brooklyn Guy tells Junior and his friends to go out and get slaughtered.
Enrique goes up to bat. He says bye bye to the ball and kisses it. Brooklyn Guy tells the players that they should go easy on the kids because they're kids. The player hits the ball over the fence. Junior tells Joseph to catch it, but he hits it over the fence. Joseph says that it's impossible to hit over the fence. Brooklyn Guy is in more disbelief because he hit a homerun. The player tells Brooklyn Guy and the kids to suck it. Brooklyn Guy says that it's bullshit that they are playing against them.
Tiny Nipple Tyler goes up to hit the ball. Enrique tells Tyler to show the kids what those tiny nipples can do. Brooklyn Guy agrees that his nipples are very tiny, but he wonders why that makes him good at t-ball. Tyler hits it. Joseph tries to catch it again, but it goes over the fence. Joseph gets mad that he keeps hitting it over the fence. Brooklyn Guy, not caring about the game anymore, says that it goes over the fence while Tyler taunts them.
Then Joe, or as his friends call him "Macarena Joe," goes up to hit. He starts doing the Macarena and Enrique encourages him to keep doing it. Brooklyn Guy hopes that they don't hit another homerun. Joe hits the ball, and it goes blasting up into the sky. Junior tells Joseph to catch the ball, but Joseph doesn't because he lost hope and tells Junior to let the ball go over. Brooklyn Guy says that it's another home run and sees Joe running while doing the Macarena.
Sabrina No Penis goes up to bat while all of her friends cheer her on. Brooklyn Guy says that it's a girl and hopes that she's not as good at t-ball as everybody else. Sabrina hits a line drive straight to Cody's face. Brooklyn Guy tells Junior to go to first. Junior goes to first and catches it before she gets to first. Cody comes back up with a swollen and terribly injured face. Brooklyn Guy admires the fact that they got an out and is amazed that they won't lose as bad as he thought. Sabrina apologizes to her teammates, and they accept her apology.
Pooby comes up to bat and his teammates cheer him on. Brooklyn Guy says, "oh no not Pooby", but then Pooby says "Yes Pooby." Pooby hits the ball and broke the T. Brooklyn Guy says that it's going to be a home run and then Pooby runs at Brooklyn Guy and says that it is going to be one. All of Pooby's teammates form a tunnel for Pooby to walk through to home base. All of the players celebrate. Brooklyn Guy says that they need to get 2 more outs.
Enrique goes up to bat again. Brooklyn Guy tries to taunt him by saying, "Enrique? More like Enri-gay." Enrique hits the ball. Joseph says that he's got it, and he catches it. Enrique still starts running but then Brooklyn Guy says that he's out. Enrique gets mad even though his teammates say it's okay. Enrique tells Tyler to go hit.
Tyler goes to hit. Brooklyn Guy says no, not the tiny nipples. His teammates cheer him on. Tyler hits the ball. Enrique says it that "Big Nip Energy." Brooklyn Guy says that it's definitely out of the park. Junior says he's got the ball and he also catches it. Brooklyn Guy says that they got another out and they suck. Brooklyn Guy says that it's 4 - 0, but it's their turn to hit. Junior says that they can't win because they don't have Jeffy. Brooklyn Guy asks where Jeffy is, and he says that he's grounded. Brooklyn Guy accepts his defeat and Enrique tells them that they are going to lose. Jeffy comes back. Junior asks Jeffy if his parents ungrounded him. Jeffy says that he sneaked out. Brooklyn Guy says that they might have a chance. He tells those boys to go hit. Penelope gets mad at Brooklyn Guy tells him to say, "and girl."
Jeffy goes up to bat and says goodbye. Jeffy hits the ball. Brooklyn Guy says that he crushed it and thinks that he has a chance. The ball goes over the fence, and they get a point. Brooklyn Guy encourages him and says that they can actually do it. Penelope goes up to bat. Brooklyn Guy encourages her, but Penelope says that she doesn't know what she's doing. Brooklyn Guy says that he'll be watching her. Penelope swings at the ball and misses a lot of times. Brooklyn Guy gets mad at her and tells her that they are laughing at her. Penelope barely hits the ball and Brooklyn Guy tells her to run.
Penelope doesn't run but Brooklyn Guy tells her to run because Tiny Nipple Tyler is coming. Penelope screams and stands still. Penelope gets out and Brooklyn Guy gets mad at her. She asks if she can sit down, and Brooklyn Guy says that she can sit down and talk about periods or whatever she does. Brooklyn Guy tells Joseph to go hit.
Joseph goes up to hit. He hits the ball. Pooby catches the ball. Brooklyn Guy says that they are so screwed because they have two outs and Cody's up to bat. Cody goes up to bat. He encourages himself. He tries to hit the ball but then Tiny Nipple Tyler, who is blocking the T once again, grabs the ball and puts it in his glove. Brooklyn Guy says that it's not fair but then Tyler chokes him.
Brooklyn Guy tells the kids that it's the other teams' turn to hit. He tells them that they need to make sure that they don't score any point. Enrique tells them that they are going to get 50 points. Joe goes up to hit. Joe hits the ball. Then a montage starts of the other team hitting the ball, Junior and Joseph watching the ball go over their heads, and Brooklyn Guy becoming more and more miserable.
Enrique says that the score is 50-1 and then Brooklyn Guy calls mercy rule. The other team celebrates that they won. Brooklyn Guy talks to the team and says that they lost but he is proud of them because they scored 1 point against a bunch of adults. He says he doesn't have any trophies and then he says the trophies are in their hearts. He then says that they should go out for pizza and ice cream. The video ends with them leaving.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Junior
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Joseph
- Cody
- Penelope
- The Tee Ball Players (debut)
- Enrique
- Tiny Nipple Tyler
- Macarena Joe
- Sabrina No Penis
- Pooby
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded seven years after "Truth Or Dare!", eight years after "Mario's Grandpa", nine years after "A Crazy Beginning" and "IPad in microwave "DO NOT TRY AT HOME"", and fifteen years after the creation of CountryGirlOnCrack.
- At 9:12, music can be heard from Brooklyn Guy's Dad!.
- Each member of the SML Cast is on the other team but with different names instead of their actual names except Pooby.
- In some scenes, Wendy and her husband Jeremy served as stand-ins for Penelope and Joseph, respectively.
- This episode was uploaded the day before the death of Elvis Presley's daughter, Lisa Marie Presley.
Errors[]
- The original description said "Jeffy gets a friend!", but it was edited and fixed later to the accurate description.
- Brooklyn Guy says the rival team are "grown-ass men" but Sabrina is a woman.
Poll[]
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