Junior asks his friends what they wanted to do. Cody tells him that the 7th Annual Talent Show was that very night that he and Timmy were entering it. Junior wants to join, and conceitedly tells Cody that his talent is performing magic tricks. Joseph tells Junior that he his talent was playing basketball, as he had a basketball on his shirt. Jeffy announces that he would join also. The five of them head off to the talent show.
Steve Staleburger welcomes everyone to the show. He says that the winner of the talent show would win a golden trophy and $1,000,000. He then introduces the judges: the happy British homosexual Leroy Butterbottom, the unamused Bald Simon Cowell, and the daughter of Hubba Bubba, Lisa Bubba. The talent show begins, leading to the first act.
Penelope's Act[]
Penelope is the first contestant and announces that her talent was hula-hooping for a long time. Right after she starts to hula-hoop, the hoop flies off of her and crashes. Lisa is confused, Leroy tells her to never hula- hoop again, and Simon tells her that the act was so bad, ''it made his kidneys fail''. Penelope runs off the stage, in tears.
Brooklyn Guy and Simmons' Act[]
The next contestants are Brooklyn Guy and Simmons. An obviously drunk Brooklyn says that he was going to shoot the apple on Simmons's head, à la William Tell, blindfolded. Brooklyn accidently shoots Simmons instead, causing Leroy to scream. Brooklyn takes off his blindfold and sees what he's done, and leaves. Simon then says that he's "seen more homicides in Looney Tunes."
Junior's Act[]
Junior and Chef Pee Pee are next. Junior announces that he was going to perform magic tricks, and his first trick will have him saw Chef Pee Pee in half, Chef Pee Pee protests to this, So, Junior decides to do his next trick, making Chef Pee Pee disappear. He attempts to do so, but Chef Pee Pee runs off. Leroy is impressed, it, but Simon isn't. Lastly, Junior tries to do a card trick, in which the judges join. However, his trick fails.
Cody and Timmy's Act[]
The next contestants are Cody and Timmy. Their performance starts with them tossing a ball, but then, they start singing ''How It's Supposed to Feel'' while doing sexually suggestive things. Leroy asks for an encore, Lisa liked it, but Simon doesn't, saying that it was ''the most homosexual thing he had ever seen''.
Joseph's Act[]
Joseph is next, and his talent is shooting basketball hoops. He shoots the ball, but it doesn't go through the hoop, so Joseph throws the ball into the hoop. Joseph then says he's "Kobe before the helicopter." Leroy and Lisa like it, but Simon doesn't.
Screwball's Act[]
Screwball is next, and he says that he was going to make balloon animals. He "makes" balloon animals of a snake, a worm, an eel, and other elongated animals. Lisa liked it. Simon suggests he make other balloons like a dog he made. Screwball refuses, saying that those were too hard to do.
Patrick's Act[]
The next contestant is Patrick, who does a ventriloquist act, where he talks to his puppet Little Patrick. Little Patrick ''tells'' Patrick to stop putting his hand up his butt, and the two go backstage. Little Patrick ''puts'' his hands up Patrick's butt, while Patrick screams for help Leroy slowly starts to realize that Little Patrick was just a puppet, and Lisa wonders if Little Patrick was Patrick's brother.
Hansel's Act[]
The next contestant is Hansel, who says that he was going to juggle beer bottles. Instead of juggling, he just throws the beer bottles into the air and breaks them.
Jeffy's Act[]
The final contestant is Jeffy, saying that he would do some impressions. He does impressions of many famous characters including Mickey Mouse, Kermit the Frog, Mr. Krabs, and many more. Leroy and Lisa were amazed, but Simon wasn't.
It's now time to announce the winner of the talent show. But as it turns out, none of the contestants win, but Simon does for the 7th year in a row. Back home, the boys are disappointed that they didn't win. They comment about how Simon wins every year and how one of them should've won.
There's a part where Jeffy does impressions of Meatwad from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force", Rick and Mr. Meeseeks from "Rick and Morty", after Kermit and before Mr. Krabs. It wasn't included in the final cut.
Jeffy saying "A stroke I have" in Yoda's voice calls back to a similar line Yoda said in Bowser Junior's Lightsaber! ("A stroke I am having.")
At 2:20, Lisa can be caught attempting to keep her laugh in from Leroy's dramatic reaction.
References[]
During the scene where Cody and Timmy show off their talent Cody sings "eats it like a Krabby Patty" which is a reference to the famous burger from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Errors[]
At 10:18, Chris' face can be seen briefly.
When Screwball first appears, he says "Today, my name is Screwball." It was likely a mistake, or done on purpose to indirectly say that Screwball changes his name often.
