"The Scarecrow!" is the 1,210th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Chef Pee Pee, feeling excited and saying "It's here it's here, it's finally here" as he opens a package to pull out a gold spoon. Chef Pee Pee admires it as Junior comes in, asking Chef Pee Pee what's he having a "wet dream" about. Chef Pee Pee shows Junior the golden spoon, saying that as he asks if it's beautiful. Junior says it's a spoon, but Chef Pee Pee says it's not an ordinary spoon as it's a solid gold 24 karat spoon made by Gordon Ramsay. Junior says "Gordon Ramsey?", which Chef Pee Pee says he had a raffle giving away only 10 of them as he says he won it by making a thousand email addresses and sending them over and over again and he finally got it. Junior says it's a spoon, but Chef Pee Pee says it's not an ordinary spoon; it's sold and hard as he drops it to show Junior, which Chef Pee Pee claims he broke the stove and his dad's going to be mad at him as he then says he's so happy. Junior says "Over a spoon?", but Chef Pee Pee says it's not an ordinary spoon again as he begs Junior to not ruin his day. Chef Pee Pee then says he's going to call his friends and tell them about the spoon as he leaves, looking for his phone. Junior calls the gold spoon "stupid" as he says it must be an "amazing secret spoon" that can fly as he takes it and leaves. The video then cuts to outside, where Junior goes to Cody, asking what's he doing. Cody says he's watching Joseph try to climb up a tree as Joseph claims he's climbing the shit out of the tree. Cody says he told Joseph that it's not getting up that's the hard part; it's getting down which Joseph says to not count him out as he knows how to climb a tree. Cody says he's going to be stuck up there like a cat as Junior shows Cody the gold spoon. Cody asks if it's a gold spoon. Joseph says it obviously is as Junior says Chef Pee Pee loves it, so he was thinking they could play catch with it. Cody says he's down for it while Joseph says to throw it up there as Junior hands the gold spoon to Cody, telling him to try to throw it and hit Joseph with it. Cody says ok as he takes the gold spoon and throw it, only for a crow to catch it and fly off with it. Cody tells Junior that the crow took the spoon, but Junior says he doesn't give a shit, which Cody agrees, saying it's not theirs as Junior and Cody then head back to the tree, which Junior saying they should go back to playing. At the tree, Junior looks at Joseph and gets amazed, saying "Whoa Joseph, you climbed really high". Cody says he did as Chef Pee Pee is then heard, angerly screaming out "JUNIOR!". Junior panics and tells Cody to say they don't know what he's talking about, and he knows about forks, but not spoons if Chef Pee Pee asks about the spoon as Chef Pee Pee rushes to Junior, demanding where is it as he says he knows he has it. Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to be careful as there's witnesses around, but Chef Pee Pee says they'll witness him putting him in a body bag if he doesn't give him his spoon. Junior pretends to not know what's he talking about, saying "What spoon?" as he asks Cody if he knows about a spoon. Cody says "The golden spoon?", causing Chef Pee Pee to say that means it's out here since he knows about the golden spoon as he asks Junior where's his spoon. Junior tries calming Chef Pee Pee down, but it doesn't work as Chef Pee Pee's still mad, so Junior tells Cody to tell him what happened. Cody explains that they were playing catch with it and then a crow came and took it. Chef Pee Pee gets shocked as he asks if this is Wizards of Oz, but Junior says there wasn't a crow in Wizards of Oz, which Cody agrees as Junior says there's lions, tigers, and bears in the movie, but Cody says there was only a lion, no tiger or bear. Chef Pee Pee then demands for the spoon back and asks where's his spoon, but Junior asks if he did not listen as he says a crow took it and tells Chef Pee Pee to use his listening ears. Chef Pee Pee asks why the crow has it as he says it shouldn't have it as he asks for the spoon back as it's solid gold. Cody says crows do like shiny objects because they like to put them in their nests as Junior tells Chef Pee Pee that he learns something new every day. Chef Pee Pee then demands for his spoon back again, so Junior suggest getting a scarecrow so that when the crow comes up to the scarecrow, then they can grab the crow, but Cody says scarecrows are meant to scare crows away, which is the opposite of what they're trying to do. Junior then suggests a "Comecrow", which Cody hears it as something else as he says he can help make it, but he doesn't want him to see it. Junior says no, he means a "Come here crow man" as Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't care if he has to "jack off the damn crow" as he says he's going to get his spoon back or he'll cut his face off and wear it like Ed Gine from the Monster Series, which Chef Pee Pee says he's going to do it and it's a threat as he then leaves, trying to imitate Junior. Cody asks if he knows it, but Junior says he doesn't know what he's talking about, meaning no, he doesn't know it. Junior says it's something about cutting his face off as he says if they make a "Come here crow man" with a sign saying "Come crow come", then the crow will show up and they'll grab the crow, but Cody says it shouldn't say that and crows can't read, so Junior says they'll make a "Come here crow man" with some shiny objects, and then when the crow swoops down to grab the shiny objects, they'll try to grab the crow and be like "Give us our shiny spoon, you can have all this stuff".
Cody likes that as he says they should just start that. Junior asks Joseph if he's going to come down, which Joseph nods yes as Junior and Cody leave, with Junior saying "Let's go make a scarecrow". The video then cuts to Junior, admiring their Scarecrow that they made, saying their ""Come here crow man" looks so good as he says when the crows read the sign, they'll come running to the yard. Cody says crows can't read, but other than that, it looks good as Junior says they should add all their shiny stuff so when the crows see the stuff, it'll swoop down to grab it and they'll say "Take us to the golden spoon". Joseph adds that they'll then torture the crow, pluck the eyes out, and use the beak as a fork for Thanksgiving. Cody says he'll put the chain on the Scarecrow as he puts it on while Junior says it's gold just like the spoon. Junior then says he'll hold the scepter as he puts it on but struggles, so he shoves it in, saying "Firmly grasp it!", only to drop it as Cody says he's a scarecrow; he can't hold things. Cody says he did find a hat that's like Frosty the Snowman as he puts it on the Scarecrow, causing him to wake up and say "Happy Birthday". Junior gets shocked, asking if he talks as Cody says he thinks he's alive. The Scarecrow then runs away, which Junior and Cody notice that he's fast as Junior then asks where he went. Cody says he doesn't know and asks "Now what?". Junior says he's out of ideas to catch the crow now that he's gone, so Junior says to go inside and hide from Chef Pee Pee as they then go inside. The video then cuts to Hank Huckerdoo, yelling at Susanne Huckerdoo, asking if the meatloaf's ready. Susanne says she's right here and he doesn't have to yell as Susanne says it's almost ready, but he forgot to take out the trash. Hank tells her to take herself outside as he laughs, which Susanne doesn't like this as she tells Hank that he's such an asshole. Hank says "I am what I eat", so Susanne says she's going outside to her garden as she leaves while Hank tells her to go do that and maybe grown an onion or something. Outside at the garden, Susanne tells the flowers that she knows they're thirsty as she then waters her sunflowers. Susanne then asks what's the noise as the Scarecrow comes and takes Susanne away. The video then cuts to Cody, asking Junior if they should be hiding from Chef Pee Pee. Junior says he said he has until tonight to find his golden spoon. Junior says it's not tonight yet, which he says it is dark but he's assuming he means a few hours into the night, so they can watch TV. Cody asks if they can watch Dancing with the Stars as Robert Irwin's on it this season. After Cody gets insulted at by Junior and Joseph, Junior tells Cody that he can turn it on, so Cody turns it on and says it's "Dancing with the News" as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting about a scarecrow who had murdered someone and is on the lose as he says if they have seen the scarecrow, then call the police immediately. After the news, Junior asks if the news said a scarecrow killed somebody in a scared voice as Cody says they made a scarecrow who came to life and now probably killed someone. Joseph says "Damn man", which Cody says that's what his thoughts exactly are, but Junior says it can't be theirs because they made a "Crow come here man". Cody says nobody knows what that is as they made a scarecrow with a sign that said that, and then the sign fell off. Junior says he doesn't understand how the Scarecrow came to life, which Cody says there must have been some magic left in the hat as Junior says that's probably why they put scarecrows on wooden crosses, but Cody says he doesn't think that's why they do that. Joseph then says it's not like they put a gun in his hand as they talk about that, which goes on until Junior says they're getting off topic, and he thinks they should call the cops and tell them that they made the "Crow come here man". Cody asks what good that's going to do, so Junior says it's, so the cops know it's an actual "Crow come here man" that they brought to live and not a person in a costume, but Cody says if he tells that to a cop, he'll think he's drunk. Junior says they have to let them know and says that they can let the cop know that a crow took their spoon so they can file a "missing spoon report". Cody agrees to do it, so Junior leaves, telling them to let him call the cops. Brooklyn T. Guy comes in, asking if somebody called the cops. Junior asks if he knows about the scarecrow on the news who's killing people, which Brooklyn Guy says it's terrible and they found a woman horribly mutilated. Junior asks if she was a mute, but Brooklyn Guy says not a mute; mutilated like ripped apart. Junior asks why he didn't say that as Cody apologizes, saying his friend's kind of dumb. Junior then says they know the scarecrow who's killing people. Brooklyn Guy asks who it is, but Junior says it's not a person; it's a thing, so Brooklyn Guy asks if it's just like a noun, but Junior tells him to let him explain it as he says they created the scarecrow. Brooklyn Guy asks if the scarecrow's one of them, but Junior says it's not a person; it's a thing as he says it's a ""Crow come here man". Brooklyn Guy gets confused, so Junior tells him to let him start from beginning as he was about to explain from beginning but Brooklyn Guy interrupts him halfway, asking if it's just a dream he had. Junior says it happened and tells Cody to say what happened.
Cody says he knows he sounds stupid, but it did actually happen as Junior continues explaining what happened until Junior talks about how Chef Pee Pee's threatening to cut his face off and wear it if they don't get the spoon back by tonight. Brooklyn Guy says that is the first thing he said that he can do something. Junior says as long as they get the spoon back, he's not going to cut his face off as he says he wants to file a "missing spoon report". Brooklyn Guy says the last time somebody wanted him to find a spoon; it was a homeless guy who lost his heroin spoon, but Junior says this isn't a heroin spoon; this is a golden spoon and a crow took it, which Junior says he know what it looked like as he says it was a black bird. Brooklyn Guy says it doesn't matter as he's not going to go look for bird as Junior says they know that the scarecrow was created by them as it was a "Crow come here man" and it's alive because Cody put a Frosty hat on it, but Brooklyn Guy calls it impossible, saying they destroyed all the Frosty hats because they were tired of stuff coming to life. Junior says he must have forgotten to destroy one more as it's on the "Crow come here man". Brooklyn Guy says in the security camera footage they got from people's houses, the Scarecrow is wearing a hat, but it's impossible because they destroyed them all as Junior says the "Crow come here man" is alive and that was him on the news who was killing people as he asks if he can find him and the spoon. Brooklyn Guy then leaves, saying they have a crazy imagination and they sound like they're having fun, but he has a real murder to solve. Cody tells Junior that he said he's not going to help, but Junior says he's said he's going to help solve the murder as they told him how to solve it, but Cody says he means he's going to go back to what he was doing and ignore him. Junior says he can't ignore them as they gave him good information, but Cody says he sounded crazy, so Junior asks how he sounded crazy. Cody listed the "missing spoon report" and the "Crow come here man", but Joseph says he wasn't lying though while Junior says everything they said was the truth and he was there as Cody says there's no way to make it not sound crazy as it's a crazy situation. Chef Pee Pee is then heard, yelling "JUNIOR, WHERE'S MY SPOON!", which Junior panics and says they have to hide in the close as they run and hide in the closet, where Junior says they're safe there and Chef Pee Pee will never find them here, but Cody says he doesn't know why they're hiding too as Chef Pee Pee said he'll only cut his face off. Junior says he can't hide around as Chef Pee Pee is heard, saying he knows he's in the room and he can't hide forever. Junior then tells everyone to shush and says he's not going to find them in the close as Chef Pee Pee goes to the closet and sniffs, saying he smells a "P*ssy ass bitch" as he opens the closet door and finds Junior as he grabs him and takes him away. The video then cuts to the kitchen, where Chef Pee Pee tells Junior that he gave him all night to find his spoon as he asks where it is. Junior says he told him that the crow has it and he didn't give him time to find it as he was looking for it but Chef Pee Pee says he was sitting on a couch, watching TV as he tells Junior that he thought he was going to peel his face off as he says he's about to get to peeling, but Junior says they can get his spoon back; they just have to get the "Crow come here man" to show up. Chef Pee Pee asks what's he talking about, so Junior explains that if he comes here, then he can help find the crow and get his spoon back, but Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't see a scarecrow and asks what's he talking about. Junior says they have to sing the song as Junior sings a scarecrow version of the Frosty the Snowman song. After singing it, Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't see him and asks where he is, but Junior points, saying "There he is, he's doing the gritty" as the Scarecrow is seen, doing the gritty. Junior gets amazed as he asks if he found the crow, which the Scarecrow puts the crow on the stove, which Junior tells Chef Pee Pee that's the crow who stole his spoon, but Chef Pee Pee asks where's the spoon as he grabs the crow and managed to get the gold spoon to fall out of it, which Chef Pee Pee gets excited as Junior thanks the Scarecrow, but the Scarecrow grabs Chef Pee Pee and shakes him. Junior tells the Scarecrow to let him go as Brooklyn Guy comes and takes the hat off, making the Scarecrow no longer living, which Brooklyn Guy says it was a close one. Junior says "Officer, you came back". Brooklyn Guy says he came to arrest him for wasting police resources and then he saw the "Scarecrow guy" he was talking about and he's right about the hat being a Frosty hat. Junior says he told him they weren't lying as he points to the golden spoon, saying there's the golden spoon and the whole story was true, which Brooklyn Guy calls it a wacky set of circumstances as Junior says he saves their lives. Brooklyn Guy says he's going to destroy the hat so nothing else comes to life after he puts it on his blowup doll as he leaves giggling. Chef Pee Pee says he got his spoon as he enjoys it. Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to have fun with his spoon as they go on their ways.
Characters[]
- Chef Pee Pee
- Junior
- Cody
- Joseph
- Scarecrow
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Mr. Goodman
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Waldo (News scene only)
- Gordon Ramsay (mentioned)
- Braxton (indirectly mentioned)
- Jeffy (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Amber Alert!", a decade after "Bowser Junior's Imaginary Friend!", 11 years after "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 1", and 16 years after "SuperLuigiLogan".
- This is Hank and Susanne's first appearance since "Jeffy Plays Grow a Garden!".
References[]
- Junior saying "Firmly grasp it!" is a reference to the SpongeBob Squarepants episode "Jellyfishing", in which Patrick says the same thing to Squidward who was in a full-body cast when he was trying to get Squidward to grasp a jellyfish net.
Errors[]
- During the news scene on the headline, "Scarecrow" is misspelled as "Scaregrow".
Poll[]
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