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"The SQUID GAME Meal!" is the 1,104th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

They have a Squid Game meal at McDonald's!

Plot[]

The video starts with Junior, asking Cody and Joseph what they want to do today on the Red Couch. Joseph says they should go to the store and get some more toys as he says the toys they have are boring, which Junior agrees while Cody as "Aw come on guy, you don't want to play Spider Man vs. Captain Fatbelly and his ScoopSki Potato's?", which Junior says no because Captain Fatbelly always wins as Joseph then says Captain Fatbelly is way better than Spider Man, which Junior agrees as he then says that's why he has to go buy someone new to fight Captain Fatbelly. Cody then comes in, with a Shark Grabber toy, which Junior says "Oh yeah" as Cody then puts the Shark Grabber toy down and says he doesn't want to go to another store. Junior asks if he went to a store today, which Cody says he did as he went to Walmart today with his mom, and it was so crowded as there were people all over the place, and he couldn't go anywhere without bumping into someone. Junior agrees with Cody as he says stores are really crowded. Cody then says it's all self-checkout now, meaning people just stand in the long lines now, and when the light goes on and tells them what line to go in, he claims they're stupid and just stand there. Junior agrees as he says there are 8 billion people in the world, which he says is a lot of people, which Joseph and Cody agree as Junior then asks where all the poop goes, causing a discussion about where the poop goes between Junior and Cody. Junior and Cody then change the topic to ramble on about what's the fastest poop, which ends with Junior, asking Joseph what's faster: a Cheetah poop or a fighter jet poop, which Joseph questions what they are talking about. Junior says he doesn't know as the news then comes on, which Cody says "The News!" as the video then cuts to Donald Trump, saying that there are 8 billion people in the world, and they will eventually run out of food, cars, and oxygen as he then offers $1 Trillion to any company in the world that can solve the overpopulation problem on the planet. After the news, Junior gets shocked as he asks his friends if they really can get a trillion dollars just for finding a way to stop the world from populating as he then asks how people populate, which Cody says it's by humping. Junior then asks how do they make it where if you hump, you don't have a baby, which Cody says if everyone was gay there would be less babies, but Junior and Joseph aren't sure about the idea.

At McDonald's Headquarters, Steve Staleburger asks Ronald McDonald if he called a meeting, which Ronald says he did as he asks if he has seen the news about Trump, saying he would give a company a trillion dollars if they could solve the mass overpopulation crisis in the world, which Steve says he has seen it and he doesn't know why people don't just wear condoms. Ronald says he has an idea as he asks if he has seen the show Squid Game, which Steve says he has as Ronald them says what they are going to do is they are going to make a Squid Game meal, and in the meal, they put a little cookie with a shape on it, and if the person buys the meal and cuts out the shape wrong or breaks it, then they are going to get a bullet to the head. This shocks Steve as he tells Ronald they can't just go around, killing people, but Ronald says they already do because of obesity and heart disease as they sell a Triple Quarter Pounder, and Double Big Mac as he then asks Steve if he thinks the people who buy the Double Big Mac want to live as Ronald then says no because they love diabetes and they want to die. Ronald then asks if he had ever had a Big Mac, which Steve says no. Ronald then says "Obviously not" as he says he still has his feet. Steve says even if they do it, it might make them look bad, but Ronald says he intentionally poured hot coffee on an old lady's crotch, and they love him as he then says he's America's Sweetheart as he claims he can do anything, and he can make a commercial and pull his wiener out, and everyone's going to ask for ketchup on the side instead of getting mad. Steve says ok, but they would need to hire someone to shoot people every time they sold a meal, causing them to lose money, but Ronaldo claims he didn't hear him as he says when he said a trillion dollars, he didn't say it with a "B" as he tells Steve to get closer, which Steve does as Ronald whispers "A trillion dollars" to his ear. Steve says he heard him as he asks how many, which Ronald says he doesn't know, but then says "A lot, okay". Ronald then tells Steve to make the Squid Game meal and bring him his check from Trump, which Steve says ok as he then leaves. The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Joseph and Junior were in the middle of talking about Thanos, when Cody interrupted them with the Shark Grabber toy, saying "I'm hungry yeah". Junior turns around and asks Cody if he said something, which Cody says he didn't, but Junior says he thought he said he was hungry, which Cody says he's not, which Junior says "Oh ok" as he was about to continue his conversation with Joseph, but Cody uses the Shark Grabber toy again and says "I'm hungry yeah" again, which Junior turns around and asks Cody if he said something, which Cody says he didn't say anything and he thinks Mr. Sharky said something. Junior then turns back around as he was about to continue his conversation with Joseph, but Cody uses the Shark Grabber toy once again and says "I want food yeah", which both Junior and Joseph around as Joseph says "The fuck?" while Junior asks Cody if he's controlling Mr. Sharky, which Cody says "Uh huh" before then says no and it's Mr. Sharky. Junior sighs as he then says "What did you say Mr. Sharky?", which Mr. Sharky says "I'm hungry yeah", which Junior asks if he wants food, which Mr. Sharky says "Happy Meal yeah". Junior then says "He wants a Happy Meal" as he then asks Joseph if he wants a Happy Meal, which Joseph says he does as Junior then yells out "Dad!, Dad! Happy Meal", only for Braxton to come in and start whipping Junior with a belt, which Braxton asks Junior what he think he's doing raising his voice in his house. Braxton then stops whooping Junior and asks him what he wants, which Junior says he was wondering if he can get him and his friends Happy Meals, only for Braxton to continue whooping him, asking if he thinks he's made out of money. Cody then pulls out a $20 banknote and says he has $20, which interests Braxton as he stops spanking Junior, takes the $20 banknote, and leaves, saying he'll actually go. Cody then says his dad is so nice, which Junior agrees, saying "I know".

Braxton then comes back with 3 Happy Meals, which he says "Junior, here's your Happy Meals" as he then leaves. Junior gets excited as he says "Woah guys, are these Squid Game Happy Meals?", which Joseph says it looks like it while Cody says "Pretty fucking tight Junior". Junior says they are pretty cool as he then asks Cody what toy he thinks is inside of it, which Cody says maybe a gun as he opens his Happy Meal. which Junior says he thinks it's the business card so that they can join the games. Cody finishes getting the Happy Meal box open as he says there's no food in it, which shocks Junior as he says "There's no food!?". Joseph then says he's starving, which Cody says there is some metal can in it as he takes it out. Junior says maybe the cheeseburger is in the metal can, which Cody says it would be a pretty flat cheeseburger as he opens it up, which Cody tells Junior and Joseph that it's just the cookie from the show. Junior gets shocked and says he wants a cookie as Junior then opens his Happy Meal, which he tells Joseph to open his as Joseph then opens his Happy Meal. Junior opens his metal can and tells Cody he got a triangle just like him, which Cody says "Oh cool!" as Joseph then opens his metal can and says he got a star, which he says it's because he's a star, which Junior says it's awesome as he then says "All right guys, let's try to trace out our shapes without breaking them, but Joseph asks "Who's this guy with a mask" as he sees Triangle Guard standing behind him. Junior gets shocked and says "They got a guard from the show to actually watch us carve out our cookies!?", which Joseph asks if he came with the Happy Meal while Cody says it's so cool, and he sees he has a gun, but he's just sure it's a prop gun. Junior then tells them to carve their shapes out as Junior, Joseph, and Cody proceed to start carving their shape out. The video then cuts to later, where Joseph says he just broke his, which Junior says he broke his too and the game is really hard. Cody says he really messed it up as he explains that the toothpick wasn't working, so he tried tea bagging it, but he claims his balls are too heavy as he then says "That's all I'll say". Junior then looks at Triangle Guard, and says "Well Mr. Guard Guy, you can tell McDonald's is a really cool idea, but they should really put food in the box, not just the cookie", which Joseph agrees as Triangle Guard then shoots his gun, killing Joseph. Junior gets impressed and tells Cody they even pretend-shoot you when you lose, but Cody says he really shot Joseph, which Junior says "Oh" as Cody then grabs him and tells him to run. Triangle Guard proceeds to go after then as Junior and Cody get to the stairs, where Junior tells Cody to run, but Cody tells Junior to hold on as they are going downstairs, and to be careful, which Junior says "One foot at a time so we don't trip" as Triangle Guard, Cody, and Junior slowly walk down the stairs, which Cody and Junior scream. The video then cuts to Cody and Junior, screaming and running into the Kitchen, which Junior sees Chef Pee Pee and says "Chef Pee Pee, Chef Pee Pee!". Chef Pee Pee asks why are they screaming in his kitchen as he says he can't even have 5 minutes of peace, which Junior says there's a guy with a gun, chasing them. This surprises Chef Pee Pee as he tells Junior to not bring him in his kitchen, but then asks why he's chasing him, which Junior says it's because they broke a cookie. Chef Pee Pee asks if he's the Cookie Monster or somethin, but Junior tells Chef Pee Pee "Right there, behind you", which Chef Pee Pee turns around and sees Triangle Guard, standing behind him. Chef Pee Pee gets shocked and says it's the "Dude from Squid Games", which he says it's hard as Chef Pee Pee asks for a picture in the form of a selfie, which Triangle Guard agrees as Chef Pee Pee takes out his phone and Triangle Guard poses as Chef Pee Pee takes the selfie, saying "Oh this going on the gram". Cody takes advantage of this, saying they should run while they take selfies, which Junior says "Oh yeah, let's go" as they then run out while Chef Pee Pee and Triangle Guard continue to take selfies, which Chef Pee Pee tells Triangle Guard to put the gun to his head, which Triangle Guard does so as Chef Pee Pee says it's hard. Chef Pee Pee then tells him to shoot him, which Triangle Guard does so, causing Chef Pee Pee to die and Triangle Guard to be sad as he then runs out, with his head looking down. Meanwhile at the Red Couch, Junior tells Cody that he cut out pictures of them, so when Triangle Guard comes over, he'll shoot the cutouts and they get to live, but Cody says he doesn't think Triangle Guard's going to fall for it, which Junior says he's going to as he's wearing a mask, and can barely see as he then stands next to his cutout, saying "Look how 18 these cutouts are", which Cody says they are pretty good as Junior then tells Cody to hide as Triangle Guard is coming, which Junior and Cody hide as Triangle Guard comes in, asking where they go, which Triangle Guard sees the cutouts of Junior and Cody, and think the cutouts are Junior and Cody as he shoot at the cutouts. Triangle Guard then says "Job's done" as he leaves, but Mr. Sharky comes over and says "Yeah". Junior whispers to Cody, asking him what he think he's doing, which Cody whispers back, saying it's not him, it's Mr. Sharky. Triangle Guard asks him "What you say", which Cody uses the Shark Grabber toy again, saying "Yeah" again. Junior asks Cody to stop and not to do this, which Cody says it's Mr. Sharky as he used the Shark Grabber toy again, saying "I'm hungry yeah", which Junior asks Cody what he means by him being hungry, which Cody says Mr. Sharky didn't get to eat, which Junior says "God damn it" as Mr. Sharky then says "I can't believe you fell for that, they're under the couch, yeah". Triangle Guard then looks under the couch and sees Junior and Cody, which Junior gets upset while Cody says "Mr. Sharky, how could you", but Junior says it's him as he grabs the Shark Grabber toy from Cody and tosses it over the Red Couch. Junior then tells Triangle Guard "Before you shoot us, please just answer one question", which Triangle Guard says "What?" as Junior asks Triangle Guard what is the fastest poop. Triangle Guard gets confused and says "What?", which Cody says "The fastest poop yeah" as Junior then says is it a cheetah or a guy in a fighter jet, which Triangle Guard says he doesn't know and probably a cheetah, but Cody says no as he says there are things faster than a cheetah, which Junior got an idea and says he just thought about a guy on a space shuttle as he explains that if a guy crapped his pants while the space shuttle, that's the fastest poop. Cody says it's a really fast poop, which Junior says it's a fast poop as he then gets shot and killed by Triangle Guard. Triangle Guard then shoots and kills Cody as he then leaves.

Back at McDonald's Headquarters, Donald Trump says "Hello Mr. Ronald", which Ronald says hello back as Donald Trump then says he would like to present to him a check for $1 Trillion for solving the world's overpopulation problem, which Ronald takes it and asks if it's for him, which Donald Trump says it is for him, which Ronald gets excited as he starts kissing the check, and says "I'm going to get so many BJs" as Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, saying "Uh excuse me Mr. Ronald", which Ronald says "Yeah" as Brooklyn Guy explains that he's going to have to arrest him for killing more people than Hitler. Ronald asks if he can cash his check first and get a BJ, which Brooklyn Guy says okay, but he only gets one, which Ronald says he knows what he did was wrong, and he's aware that he's a bad boy as he then gets up as he and Brooklyn Guy then leave.

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  • In the description, "Squid Game" and "McDonald's" aren't capitalized, with the latter missing an apostrophe.
    • Also the SML merch link is misspelled with replacing one of the slashes as a period.

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