"The Rudolph Problem!" is the 1,087th episode of SML Movies and is the sixth Christmas special of 2024.
Synopsis[]
Santa accidentally runs over Rudolph!
Plot[]
The video starts at Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, where Santa's Elves are seen, finishing up building toys as Mint says "And done". Mint tells Santa Claus that the presents for Christmas are done, which Santa says "With 3 hours left to spare" while Orna says that it's a new record. Santa then congratulates his elves, which his elves cheer while Santa says he needs someone to take the gits and load them onto his sleigh, which Orna tells Santa he's got it as he then says he's the best. Santa says "Whatever" as he tells Pepper that he's such a kiss ass, Pepper says he'll kiss his ass even if he didn't wipe, which Santa tells Pepper that he's still a "weird fucker", but he likes him. Pepper thanks Santa as he asks Santa what they are gonna do for the next 3 hours, which Santa says they should turn the "fuck" off, which his elves cheer as the video cuts to later, where Santa is having a rave party in his workshop. Santa tells Pepper that Crystal, who is the stripper for his rave party, is a "hoe, hoe, hoe", which he says it like he's saying "Ho ho ho". Santa then tells Pepper that he's all out of money as he tells Pepper to give him some more hundreds, which Pepper goes to get it as Santa tells him to hurry it up as he says that the stripper is getting away. Pepper then hands Santa the hundreds, which Santa says as long as she's dancing for him, he owns her as Crystal then gets closer to him. Santa then asks for the Naughty or Nice list, which Pepper hands it to Santa as Santa then says that Crystal is a "Naughty bitch" and she's going on that list as Orna lets Santa know that they are out of Beer. Santa says he'll get some more, but Pepper tells Santa that he's been drinking, which Santa says he can handle his shit as he then gets up as the video cuts to Santa, driving down the road, swerving because of how much Beer he had. The video then cuts to the cop car, where Brooklyn T. Guy tells Simmons that he can't wait to get home and have some cookies and milk, but Simmons tells him that it's for Santa, which Brooklyn Guy tells Simmons he can have a few because of Santa being fat as they then see the swerving car, which they proceed to go after the car as Santa see the cops going after him, saying "Oh shit, it's the pigs" as he then says he can talk his way out of it as he pulls over. Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then hop out of their cop car, and walk to the driver side window of the car, which Santa is heard, singing We Wish you a Merry Christmas, which Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then join in on the singing. Brooklyn Guy and Santa then fist bump each other as Brooklyn Guy asks Santa what's he doing as he's supposed to be delivering the presents tonight, which Santa tells Brooklyn Guy he's out for a Beer run. Brooklyn Guy asks Santa why he needs Beer, which Santa tells him it's because he ran out of Beer, and he's having a party, which he tells Brooklyn Guy about the stripper he has at the party. Brooklyn Guy says it's great as he then tells him he is driving drunk, which Santa says he can handle his shit, which Simmons says "Yeah mate, he can handle his shit, he's Santa Claus, he's got to deliver toys to all the kids tonight" while Brooklyn Guy says he needs to do a sobriety test. Santa says "All right, here's your sobriety test" as he breaths out, which Brooklyn Guy notices the smell, saying he's waster as he says his breath smells like a Brewery as he then tells Santa he could kill somebody, driving drunk, but Santa says again he can handle his shit, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah so you said" as he then says he's not going to arrest him if he can call somebody to pick him up, which Santa agrees to do that as he asks Brooklyn Guy for his phone, which Brooklyn Guy gives it to Santa as Santa then uses it to call Pepper to tell him to pick him up, but Pepper tells him he doesn't have a car, so Santa tells him to send Rudolph, which Pepper says it's a good idea as he says he'll send Rudolph. Santa asks if the stripper is still there, only for Pepper to say that the stripper left, leaving Santa feeling disappointed as he hangs up.
Later, Pepper comes to Santa, along with Rudolph, which Pepper says Hi to Santa, which Simmons says Hi to him and says he's his favorite reindeer. Rudolph thanks Simmons while Brooklyn Guy asks Santa why Rudolph sounds "like that", which Santa explains that ever since Rudolph got neutered last year, his voice hasn't been the same. Brooklyn Guy then says if Rudolph's taking him home, they are going to leave as Brooklyn Guy and Simmons then leave, which Santa says bye to them as he then tells Pepper to tie Rudolph to the front of his car and have him pull him home, but Pepper tells him that it's a Toyota Forerunner and Rudolph can't pull all of that, which Santa says he can as he says he pulls his sleigh. Rudolph tells Santa he doesn't know, but Santa tells him to pull his car home or he's gonna make him play reindeer games again, causing Rudolph to say "Okay" as Pepper then ties Rudolph up to the front of the car. Pepper tells Rudolph he's all tied up now, but Rudolph says he doesn't know about it, which Pepper tells him to do it or Santa's going to be pissed, which Rudolph says he'll try as Pepper leaves while Rudolph asks Santa if he's ready, which Santa confirms he is ready. Rudolph then counts down from 3 as he then starts pulling, but he fails to do so as he is seen, struggling to pull Santa's car. Santa taps on the side of his car door, saying "Come on Rudolph, let's go!", but Pepper says he thinks it's too heavy, which Santa says it's not as Pepper tells Santa to take it out of park and put it in neutral, which Santa says "All right, let me try that" as he proceeds to start his car up, and set it to neutral, but suddenly, he accidentally sets it to drive, causing him to run Rudolph over. This scares Pepper as he tells Santa to stop the car because he ran over Rudolph. Santa questions it, saying "I did!?", which Pepper says he did as Santa stops the car while Pepper goes to the front, and pulls Rudolph back to the front, hoping that Rudolph is ok, only for Rudolph to be dead, causing Pepper to cry out "Nooo! He's fucking dead" as he then says to Santa "You killed him". Santa questions this, saying "I did?", which Pepper says "He's fucking dead" as he then cries some more, only for Santa to tell him to quit his crying as he's giving him a headache, but Pepper tells Santa he killed Rudolph as he says he's not Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer anymore, he's "Rudolph the Dead Nose Reindeer". Santa tells Pepper they are just going to have to drive their way back to the North Pole, but Pepper tells Santa he's drunk, which Santa doesn't care as he tells Pepper they have no other options as he then instructs Pepper to get back in the truck and let's go, which Pepper proceeds to do so, crying from what he saw as Santa then drives off, dragging Rudolph with him.
Back at Santa's Workshop, Santa asks what happened to the party, which Orna says he was gone for over an hour. Santa then says "That stripper left didn't she?", which Orna says yeah as he lays his head down on the table. Santa then puts his head done as Pepper says "Rudoph's fucking dead", which Mint, and Orna says "What!?" while Santa asks "What happened?", which Pepper says Santa ran Rudoph over with his Toyota Forerunner, which Mint says "Santa" while Orna asks how they are going to deliver the presents now. Santa says they still have eight more reindeer, but Orna says he has no Rudolph and no nose to see at night, which Santa says they don't want to be flying around in New York City at nighttime as he says they saw what happened during the daytime with Al-Qaeda. Orna says he promised they knew where they were going while Pepper asks how are they going to deliver the presents now, which Santa says they'll guess they'll have to put them in his Forerunner, which Pepper says it can't go all over the world, but Santa says it can go all over North America. The elves then asks what about Europe, Africa, Australia, South America, Asia, and Hawaii, which Santa says "Fuck them" to all those areas as he then says "Let's go" as Santa, Pepper, and Orna then leave. At Santa's car, Orna tells Santa he got the presents loaded up in his car, which Santa thanks Orna for that as he then yawns. Pepper asks Santa if he's sure he's going to be okay as he looks tired, which Santa says "Hell yeah, I'm Santa, I got this shit". Pepper then says "Good luck" as he then leaves while Santa says "Let me go deliver these presents" as he's about to start driving, but ends up falling asleep. The video then cuts to Christmas morning, where Pepper goes to Santa's car and wakes Santa up, telling him it's Christmas morning. Santa asks Pepper if he delivered the presents, but Pepper says no as he says they are in the seat next to him. Santa realizes this, saying "Oh shit" while Pepper says all the kids are sad because they didn't get any presents. Santa tells him that he'll figure it out and let him close his eyes for a minute as he then closes his eyes, but Pepper says "No Santa, the kids", which causes Santa to say he figured it out and let's go to the North Pole as they then leave as the video cuts to Santa's Workshop, where Mint is dealing with calls about people not getting their presents. Santa then comes in, saying "Hey guys", which surprises Mint and Orna as Mint says "Santa!" while Orna says "Santa, where have you been". Mint tells Santa that parents have been calling all day because their kids didn't get their presents, which Santa says he fell asleep in the truck. Orna tells him not even the kids in North America got their presents, which Santa says "Fuck them", but Pepper tells Santa he can't say that about everyone as he says the kids need their presents. Santa plays it off, saying it's not that big of a deal, but Orna tells Sant he might want to check the news as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting about Santa Claus not coming this year. After the news, Orna says "Not that big of a deal huh Santa", which Santa doesn't care, saying "Fuck them". This upsets Pepper as he says that so many kids around the world are sad because of him, which Santa says he's probably right, but then says "Fuck them", upsetting Pepper more as he says "Santa!?". Santa then says he'll go deliver as many gifts as he can right not, but Orna asks if he thinks it's a little too late for that, which Santa says if he can make one kid happy today, it'll be worth it. Santa then gets up and leaves as Orna says "Go get him Santa!".
At Marvin's House, Marvin tells Jeffy to look at all his gifts from Santa, which Jeffy smacks his diaper very hard, saying "This is going to be pee, pee Daddy", but Marvin tells him to stop that and look, which Jeffy goes down to look, only to see nothing, which Jeffy asks Marvin why there isn't any present underneath the tree. Marvin says "But there's no presents or at least coal", which causes Rose to say "Marvin!?" while Jeffy says it's some "Harry Potter cloak shit" with these "Invisible ass presents", which Marvin says Santa usually leaves something as Rose then asks if he thinks The Grinch came, but Marvin says no because he's dead. Jeffy then yells, saying he wants to know where his presents are at, which Marvin tells him maybe Santa didn't come. Jeffy then yells some more, asking why Santa didn't come for him as he wanted Santa to come. Jeffy then says "Come for me Santa, come for me", but Marvin tells him to stop saying it. Jeffy then grabs a branch from the Christmas tree, making a moaning sound, saying "Come for me Santa, oh please" as he moans again, but Marvin hits Jeffy, telling him to knock it off and maybe Santa didn't come because he's a bad boy, which this upsets Jeffy as he whines and says "You said Jeffy a bad boy" as he shakes the Christmas tree again while Rose calls Marvin out. Marvin says maybe he was bad as he goes to Jeffy and tells him to stop shaking the tree. Jeffy then says next time he sees Santa, he's going to beat his ass as the video then cuts to Santa, pulling up to Marvin's house, which Pepper tells Santa "This is stupid, you're going to go in there to a bunch of angry kids", but Santa tells Pepper that he's got to make it right as he then tells Pepper to get out of his way as he reaches for some presents, and gets out of his car as he then opens the front door and enters into Marvin's house. Marvin tells Jeffy to come down as Rose then tells Marvin that Santa is here, which Marvin says "What" while Jeffy asks to let him speak to Santa as he then runs off. Santa then comes into the living room, saying "Ho ho ho, sorry I'm late, I'm here with the presents", which Jeffy, holding a wrapping paper tube, says "I'm going to beat your ass", but then notices the presents as he asks if they are for him, but Santa says not anymore as he says he doesn't get any presents, which this starts a duel-dialogue between Santa and Jeffy, which ends with Santa pulling out his wrapper paper tube, saying "I will do what I must" as Jeffy and Santa then fight each other, in Star Wars style. The fight ends with Santa, going upstairs, saying he has the high ground, which Jeffy tells him he underestimated his power, but Santa tells him not to try it as Jeffy then jumps up to try to attack Santa, only for Santa to swing his wrapper paper tube to him, causing Jeffy to lose his legs and an arm. Santa then talks about how he was the chosen one and it was said he would destroy the naughty list, not join it as he was supposed to bring balance to the Christmas Spirit and not leave it in naughtiness. Jeffy the groans in pain as he says "I hate you". Santa then says he was a good boy and he loved him as he picks up Jeffy's wrapping paper tube and walks off as Jeffy the groans again in defeat as the SML Question then pops up. After the SML Question plays, a post-question scene plays, where Jeffy is still breathing as Pooby, dressed like Darth Sidious, says "He's still alive".
Characters[]
- Santa Claus
- Marvin
- Jeffy
- Rose
- Santa's Elves
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Simmons
- Mr. Goodman
- Crystal
- Grinch (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "The Grinch!", 2 years after "Jeffy's Santa Freakout!", 5 years after "The South Pole Santa!", 6 years after "How Black Yoshi Stole Christmas!", 7 years after "Jeffy's Bad Christmas!", 8 years after "Happy Merry Christmas!", 16 years after "Christmas special/ what i got!!", and 17 years after "Christmas "2007"".
- Goodman mentions kids rioting over toy stores and a Little Caesars location being burned down. This is possibly a callback to "Bowser Junior's Bad News!" where Junior and Joseph are rioting for Toys R Us and start chanting "F*ck Little Caesars"
- This is also a callback to Craig's line in The Big Thanksgiving: "Why would you burn down a Little Caesars, that is so evil!", which itself was a reference to this incident.
- This is the 6th Christmas special in 2024.
- This is Goodman and Simmons' final appearances in 2024.
- This is the first time in a while where Marvin calls Jeffy a bad boy. Likewise, Jeffy doesn't bang his head on the nearest surface after he says "You said Jeffy's a bad boy?", prior to "Pregnant Jeffy!" and "Jeffy's Pen Pal!".
- This is one of the few videos where the red couch is completely absent.
- This marks the last use of the SML question music in 2024.
- Logan returns to play Roni in this episode.
- The first behind the scenes has the sentence different in the thumbnail it says "gets" but the title says "got".
References[]
- The fight scene around the end between Santa Claus and Jeffy is based on the Mustafar fight scene from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Sith.
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