"The Rapture!" is the 1,200th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Chef Pee Pee, saying his Chick-fil-A sandwich looks good as he says he wants to bite it after looking at the cheese on it. Junior then comes in, yelling "CHEF PEE PEE!". Chef Pee Pee asks what as he's trying to eat. Junior sees Chef Pee Pee's food and says he and his friends were going to ask him what he was going to make them for dinner as he asks if he got them Chick-fil-A. Cody gets excited as he then taps dances. Chef Pee Pee tells Cody to calm down as he says he didn't get Chick-fil-A for them as it's all his. Junior doesn't believe it, saying he had to get them something as he goes to the bag, but Chef Pee Pee tells him to get away from his bag as it's just for him, he doesn't have a million dollars, and he couldn't buy him anything. Junior asks what they are supposed to eat for dinner, so Chef Pee Pee takes out a can of SpaghettiOs and shows it to Junior. Junior questions it as Chef Pee Pee says it has Paw Patrol on it for him. Junior says he doesn't want SpaghettiOs; he wants Chick-fil-A. Chef Pee Pee says he's not getting Chick-fil-A, so Junior asks if he can at least make the SpaghettiOs for them. Chef Pee Pee says he will and warns Junior that he better not touch his sandwich as he then leaves. Junior says he's not going to touch it but then slides the plate over to him. Cody asks Junior what's he doing as the video cuts to the bathroom toilet, where Cody asks Junior why they're in the bathroom with Chef Pee Pee's food. Junior says he's going to drop his Chick-fil-A sandwich in the toilet. Cody says that's gross, but Junior says he wants payback for him not getting them Chick-fil-A as he's trying to make them eat SpaghettiOs instead. Joseph agrees, saying it's not fair and he wants "chicken nuggies" as Cody says it's yucky. Junior says when the drop the sandwich in the toilet and Chef Pee Pee gets sick, he's going to think it's karma for not getting them Chick-fil-A and he'll learn his lesson as Junior tells Joseph to drop the Chick-fil-A sandwich in the toilet. Joseph says he got him as he grabs the sandwich and drops it into the toilet. Cody reacts in disgust, says he "poo poo" and "tee tee" in it, which Junior questions the "tee tee" part while Joseph asks what it is. Cody says his mom had a lot of gas lately and she thinks she's pregnant despite having hysterectomy, so she wants him to use those words in case the baby's listening. Junior tells Cody to say "pee pee" or "piss" around them as Junior then tells Joseph to grab the sandwich out of the toilet and put it on the plate, but then gets an idea, saying they should put their ball hair on it, which Cody says he has that covered. Junior asks Cody if he has a lot of ball hair. Cody says it's like a deciduous forest and brags about it as Junior tells Cody to put some on the sandwich and tells Joseph to get the sandwich out of the toilet as he says to put it on the plate before Chef Pee Pee notices. Cody likes the idea as the video cuts to Junior, looking at the Chick-fil-A sandwich, telling Cody that's a lot of ball hair. Cody says he gave him the ball hair since he wanted it as Joseph says it looks like a bird's nest. Cody says it's crazy that it's only 1% as he says he wouldn't feel it if he gets kicked in the ball because he's got an "airbag of hair" down there. Junior says Chef Pee Pee's going to notice the hair and he should have put it under the bun, which Cody says he did, it's just spilling out as Junior then says Chef Pee Pee's coming and to act natural. Chef Pee Pee comes in, telling Junior and his friends "Here's your SpaghettiOs" as he puts down a bowl of it, which he says he brought three spoons so they can all share it. Cody asks if there's any cold sores he should know about as he wants to know what's he getting into, but Junior asks why's he shirtless. Cody says it's because he said to act natural and it's as natural as it gets, which he says he could take his shorts off, but Chef Pee Pee would notice some of his ball hair is missing. Junior asks how he would know. Cody says he trimmed one side, so it would look lopsided. Junior then demands Chef Pee Pee that they want their own bowl, but Chef Pee Pee says there isn't any more SpaghettiOs, so they have to share. Cody says it's interesting that they didn't answer his cold sores question while Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to check the pantry as he says there's got to be more. Chef Pee Pee says no, he doesn't want to wash dishes either as he says he's going to have to share as Cody says he's not talking about canker sores, he's talking about cold sores. Cody then says he's not rocking with Herpes while Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to enjoy his "stupid chicken sandwich" as he slides the bowl of SpaghettiOs over, saying they'll eat it. Chef Pee Pee says he will as he looks at his Chick-fil-A sandwich gets excited, asking if it's soggy from all the grease as he says it's going to be good.
Meanwhile at the Red Couch, Junior says he can't wait for Chef Pee Pee to take a bite of his "toilet ball hair sandwich. Cody says he's going to be coughing up hairballs for weeks as Joseph laughs, saying "Gross". Joseph then asks about the SpaghettiOs, which Cody says he doesn't know if they were intentionally ignoring him or didn't hear him, but he was asking if they ever had cold sores. Junior asks what it is, so Cody says it's a little lister on his lip, which Junior says he never had anything on his lip, but he has a thing on his cheek that he bites. Cody says it's not that as Junior asks Joseph if he ever had a cold sore. Joseph doesn't answer as Cody says he doesn't want any SpaghettiOs, which Joseph says it's more for him as Junior suggests turning something on the TV while they eat their SpaghettiOs. Cody says it's September 23rd and on that day in 1994, The Shawshank Redemption had a limited release in North America as he suggests turning on the TV and seeing if it happens to be playing. Junior likes it while Joseph says "I guess" as Cody then turns the TV on, only to see the news, disappointing Cody as Mr. Goodman reports about a South African pastor claiming that Jesus told him that the world was going to end on September 23rd or 24th, which the news report features an exclusive interview, showing Steve Staleburger interviewing the pastor, being Joshua Mhlakela. After the news, Junior gets shocked as he says he doesn't want to die. Joseph says he's done so much wrong that he's going to hell in the VIP section, next to Adolf H*tler and Helen Keller. Cody asks why Helen Keller would be in hell. Joseph says it's because she lied about flying an airplane. Cody questions what he's talking about, so Joseph explains that she lied about saying she can fly around the whole world. Cody says that's Amelia Earhart as Joseph says "Well, fuck the Helen Keller too". Cody says Helen Keller's not going to be in hell, but Junior says her first name is "Hell", and her last name is "Killer". Cody says it's "Keller", not "Killer", which Junior claims she spelt it wrong because she couldn't see as Joseph calls Cody a "dumbass". Cody then says the point is the world's not going to end and the guy's a "kook job". Junior says Jesus came to him in a dream, but Cody says it's just a dream. Junior says Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream and it was real, but Cody says it's not the same kind of dream as he says Jesus didn't come to the guy in a dream and play practical jokes, saying the world was going to end in a day or two, and he couldn't make up his mind. Junior says Jesus couldn't make his mind as he had a last supper, which he couldn't think about what he wanted to eat. Cody says that every couple of years, somebody says the world's going to end and it doesn't happen as he lists Y2K, and 2012. Junior asks what if this time's real because Jesus said it's going to end. Cody says he didn't really talk to Jesus, but Junior asks how he knows and if he was in his dream. Cody says no, but the guy's crazy. Junior then says he doesn't want to die and go to hell as he asks how he stops himself from going to hell. Joseph cries out "Repent" as he says he's going to repent and pray because he doesn't want to go to hell either. Junior then asks what's repenting. Cody says it's where he says what he did bad and ask God for forgiveness. Junior asks if he admits everything he has done wrong. Cody confirms it as Junior tells Joseph that he's not going to like it as he admits to saying the N word, writing it as many times as he can on when he sees a piece of paper, calling people the word in chat rooms, calling sick kids the word on St. Jude's website, and say he's interested in an item and calling the person the word on Facebook Marketplace. Cody says he thinks they get it, but Junior says he just wants to repent and get on the right side as he then asks if it means they have to tell Chef Pee Pee what they did with his sandwich. Cody says he guess so as Junior says "Let's go tell Chef Pee Pee that". Cody says to have fun with that, but Junior says he has to come and repent too. Cody says he's not repenting because the world's not ending, but Junior says if it does end, he's going to be in hell, next to Helen Keller. Cody says she's not going to hell, and the world's not going to end, meaning he doesn't have to repent. Junior says if it does happen, then he has to repent and be sorry for being gay, which Cody says if he said he's sorry for being gay, that would be a lie, which would be a sin, so he's not going to say that. Joseph says he's hell bound while Junior says they want him in heaven with them as Junior tells Cody to watch them go repent to Chef Pee Pee and if he likes it, then maybe he'll want to do it. Cody says he's going to come to see how he reacts when he tells him what they did. Junior asks if he's going to be mad, which Cody says he is as they then leave, with Junior saying he's going to repent. At the kitchen stove, Chef Pee Pee says the sandwich was good as Junior and his friends then come in.
Junior says "Hey Chef Pee Pee" in a sad tone. Chef Pee Pee asks what he wants as he asks if he's full of the SpaghettiOs he ate. Junior asks how his sandwich was. Chef Pee Pee says it was good, and he was eating it for hours, which it filled up his stomach, but he keeps coughing up hair and doesn't know if it's coming from his mustache or what. Cody makes a wiener joke as Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if he knows the world's ending. Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't believe it, and they said it every 5 years, but Junior says it's going to happen because Jesus talked to the guy in the dream and he decided to repent for his sins so he can go to heaven. Chef Pee Pee says he approves of that because he's bad and he should repent for his sins. Junior says he wants to admit everything he did wrong to him and asks if he knows about the Chick-fil-A sandwich he got as he says he was mad that he didn't get them Chick-fil-A, so while he was making the SpaghettiOs, he had Joseph drop his chicken sandwich in the toilet and had Cody put his ball hair on it, which is why he's coughing up hair as he says he's sorry and asks if he forgives him. Chef Pee Pee asks what he just said and if he said Cody's ball hair on his sandwich. Cody says it's a lot and he can make a sweater with it, which Junior says it's a lot more then he was expecting. Chef Pee Pee gets really angry and beats Junior. Junior says Jesus forgives, but Chef Pee Pee says they're going to hell together as he beats Junior some more as Cody and Joseph then leave. The video then cuts to Cody, coming in his house, saying "Mom, Dad, I'm home". Tyrone is heard, yelling at Cody to get in the kitchen. Cody asks what, but Tyrone tells Cody to get in and drink his glass of Windex to cleanse his soul and sin before Jesus gets here. Cody says they can't drink Windex, but Tyrone says it's the only way he gets into heaven as he tells Cody to get to drinking as Judy says the rapture is coming and claims that Jesus is destroying the earth because he touches himself. Tyrone says he told him about touching himself as he's supposed to keep his hands to himself, not on himself. Cody asks why they're wearing tinfoil hats. Tyrone says it's so they don't get probed by aliens before Jesus gets here as they have to protect their buttholes, which Judy says that's right and the aliens are going to try getting them before Jesus can, meaning Jesus is going to fight the aliens, which Judy claims is going to be the "Battle of the Century". Tyrone says he has his money on Jesus and it's going to be a "hell of a battle", but he's never seen Jesus in a UFO, so he doesn't know how's it going to turn out and asks Cody if he's seen Jesus in a UFO, which Cody says he hasn't, so Tyrone says he needs to read the Bible as he points to it, but Cody says that's Moby Dick. Tyrone says he didn't know he could see the print from there, but then says the book is the Bible, and it was written by Herman as he says it's a lost book, but Cody says he can't just find a random book and say it's the Bible. Tyrone says he can and claims that's what the Mormons do as he says they have their own Netflix documentaries. Judy says they also have Tom Cruz, but Cody says that's Scientology. Tyrone can't believe it as he says the aliens are on a roll as he says Tom Cruz's going to fight Jesus and it's going to be a "Hell of a Mission Impossible". Cody then says he's not drinking Windex, which Tyrone says he's going to have to so he can cleanse his sins. Cody says the guy said the world's going to end either today or tomorrow and today's already over. Tyrone says it's probably going to happen tomorrow and he needs to prepare, so he tells Cody to get to drinking. Cody says he's going to bed as he leaves while Tyrone tells Cody to get back here as he's going to "alien hell", which Judy says it's real weird as there's tentacle and stuff. Tyrone says it goes up his butt, but he'll probably like that as he then tells Judy to get to drinking. Judy says "yummy" while Tyrone says he's not going to hell for Cody as they then take their glasses of Windex. The video then cuts to September 25th, 2025, where Cody comes in, saying hey as he then says he guess the aliens won as he sees Judy and Tyrone lying face down. Cody says it's September 25th and they're still here, but then says he guess they aren't as he says he's going to check on the news and see any anybody got raptured as the video cuts to the news, with Goodman reporting that the world didn't end on the September 23rd or 24th, so the pastor's being arrested for causing mass hysteria as the video cuts to Brooklyn T. Guy, saying "Alright Joshua Milk of Magnesia, you're under arrest". Joshua corrects Brooklyn Guy, saying it's "Mhlakela". Brooklyn Guy says that's what he said as Steve comes in, telling Joshua that the people want to know why he lied, which Joshua says he didn't lie; he took a nap earlier today and claims that Jesus came to him, saying it's going to be on October 3rd, 4th, December 7th, or sometime next year, and he told him to sit down in the chair, so he did and heard a whoopie cushion go off, which he noticed it and said "Oh Jesus, you're going to make people think I farted or something". Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah yeah, tell it to the Judge as he then gets taken away. After the news, Cody said he guess that's about right as he then looks and leaves, saying he should probably call 911.
Characters[]
- Chef Pee Pee
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Mr. Goodman
- Steve Staleburger
- Joshua Mhlakela
- Judy
- Tyrone
- Brooklyn T. Guy (Cameo)
- Adolf H*tler (mentioned)
- Jeffy (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This is the 1,200th SML Movie.
- This episode was uploaded 3 years after "SpiderKen 2" and 6 years after "The Prank!".
- This is Judy and Tyrone's first appearance since "House Arrest!".
- This is the fourth time Tyrone dies. The first being in Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 2, the second being in "Black Yoshi's Blank Check!", and the third being in "SQUID GAME 2".
- This is the third time Judy dies. The first being in "Terrifier!", and the second being in "SQUID GAME 2 Part 2".
- This episode marks the return of Chef Pee Pee beating up Junior since "Chef Pee Pee's Girlfriend!" after a two-year hiatus.
- In the thumbnail, Junior, Joseph, and Cody all say, "We're sorry, Chef Pee Pee!" This may be a reference to the famous SML creepypasta, "I'm Sorry Chef Pee Pee!"
References[]
- The entire episode parodies failed Doomsday predictions, which this one is based off the prediction that South African priest Joshua Mhlakela made for September 24/25. Because of this, this is the third consecutive video to reference a current event.
Errors[]
- Tyrone and Judy are worried about the rapture and prepare for Jesus coming to them, despite them being Jewish and not following or believing that Jesus is a prophet. This is probably just them being stupid.
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