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"The President's Book!" (stylized as "The President's BOOK!") is the 1,102nd episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior and his friends want to see the presidents book!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior, asking Cody and Joseph what they want to do tonight on the Red Couch. Joseph says a new episode of Dr. Finkleshitz is on. Junior says "No Way", but Joseph says "Yeah, turn it on dude", which Junior goes to Cody and asks for the Remote, saying "Cody, can you hand me the remote?", but Cody tells him to say please, only to then get beat up by Joseph and Junior. Cody then tells Junior to take the remote, causing Junior and Joseph to stop fighting. Junior then presses on the remote to turn the TV on as the video cuts to Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz, saying that he will be proving that the government is lying to them about the September 11th attacks being planned years before it happened by showing some folded bank notes, claiming they show the Twin Towers on them, and the process of the supposed "planed attack". Dr. Finkleshitz then says "Now, I know what you are thinking: Dr Finkleshitz, you are cuckoo, you are crazy" as he then says he's not crazy, and he could prove it if he had his hands on the President's Book of Secrets, as well as prove that JFK's driver shot him, and Mark Zuckerberg is an alien as he then goes crazy. Dr. Finkleshitz then asks his mom where's his PB&J, which his mom says she's making it now, but Dr. Finkleshitz yells out "My tummy, it hungers!". After the episode of Dr. Finkleshitz, Junior gets shocked and yells out "Guys! The government planed 9/11". Joseph gets shocked and says "No way Dude" as Junior then says it's on the money, but Cody doesn't believe it, saying that Dr. Finkleshitz is a nutjob, which Joseph says he's a nutjob who knows what he's talking about as Junior then asks Cody if he has a 20 dollar bill. Cody says he does as he then pulls it out, which Junior tells him to fold it like how Dr. Finkleshitz did, which Cody proceeds to folds it as he then brings it back and says "Like that?", which shocks Junior and Joseph as they scream at the same time. Joseph then says it means it happened, but Cody says they all know it happened, there's video of it, and it isn't the only proof, but Junior says they put the proof on the money, and it means they planned it. Cody asks why they would leave clues on the money, which Joseph says it's because they have to tell you before it happens, which Junior agrees as he makes a comparison with the GTA 6 leak. Cody says ok as he then asks what do they expect to do with the information, which Junior says stop it as he then says he doesn't know, and no one ever thought of it like that until now. Cody calls it stupid, pulls out a second 20 dollar bill, and tells them if they look at a 20 dollar bill, it has the White House and two bushes next to it, and if they fold it, it's going to look like smoke, but Junior says he just show more evidence as he uses the bushes to make a claim that 9/11 was planned by George W Bush and his dad, but Cody says it wasn't and it has existed long before Bush was even president. Junior asks Cody when the 20 dollar bill come out, but Cody says "I don't know, a long time ago", which causes Junior to make a claim that Abraham Lincoln planned 9/11, which made Joseph upset while Cody says no because planes and the World Trade Center didn't exist then, but Junior says that's why he was a genius, and that's why he was called Honest Abe as he says he had the big hat to cover his brain with all his ideas as he then says that Abraham Lincoln planned to fly planes to the World Trade Center way before they existed because he was smart. Cody then says "Okay yeah, I guess fuck the Wright Brothers, he invented planes, and the World Trade Center, and the idea to knock down the World Trade Center with planes", which Junior says that's what he did, but Cody says no, that's not what he did because it's stupid. Junior then says if they had the President's Book, they would be able to confirm it. Cody asks how are they supposed to get the President's Book, which Junior says "Oh my god, how do we do that" as he then thinks, but Joseph says he knows a guy as Junior and Joseph both say "Nicholas Cage!" at the same time. Cody questions this, saying "Nicholas Cage!", which Junior explains that in National Treasure 2, he kidnapped the President, took him underground, and make him give him the codes to get the book from the Library of Congress, which Cody says that was a movie as Junior then asks if he thinks they changed the codes, which Cody says they did. Junior then says they have to kidnap Donald Trump and get him to give them the codes. Cody says "Oh yeah, I'm sure that'll be easy to kidnap the President", but Junior says they're friends with someone who's done it before, and they can ask him as he then leaves, saying he's calling Nicholas Cage, which Cody questions this, saying "You're calling him?".
Junior then comes back with his phone, telling Joseph and Cody that it's ringing. Nicholas Cage then picks up and says "Hi there", which Joseph and Junior say hi back as Junior then asks how was the shit he took earlier, which Nicholas Cage says it was a pretty big one while Cody asks if they talk about how big his shits are, which Junior says yeah and he likes to as Nicholas Cage then says "Your accent: Pennsylvania Dutch". Cody says no and he's from Florida, which Junior says he's American as Junior then tells Nicholas Cage that they called him because they want to kidnap Donald Trump to get the secret President's Book, but they don't want to fail. Nicholas Cage gives him a fact about how Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 to develop the carbonized cotton thread filament for the incandescent lightbulb, and when he asked him about it, he said he didn't fail; he found 2,000 ways how not to make a light bulb, but he needed only one way to make it work. Cody says okay, but they're not going to get 2,000 tries to kidnap the President as Junior then says they got to get it on the first try. Nicholas Cage then says "180 years of searching, and I'm 3ft away", which Junior says he's in front of the declaration while Cody asks if he just hangs there, which Junior answers the question, saying "Yeah he's a f****t", only to get call out by Nicholas Cage as he says "People don't talk that way anymore", which Junior says he knows and he's not supposed to say that word, it's that he thinks he's being weird, which Nicholas Cage says "If there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action". Junior says that's why they should kidnap Donald Trump so that they can get the secrets for the American People, and then says "That's what he's talking about" as Nicholas Cage then says "I'm going to steal it", but Junior says no and they're going to steal the book and they got it, which Nicholas Cage then says he's going to steal the Declaration of Independence, which shocks Junior and he says "You're going to steal that again" while Cody says he already did that. Junior then says they have to think of a plan to steal the Declaration of Independence, but Cody says that's not what they are doing before he and Joseph then laughs as the phone call starts again, which Cody asks Junior if it's just a recording he has, which Junior takes his phone and leaves as Cody then says he doesn't know Nicholas Cage. The video then cuts to the Kitchen Table, where Junior tells Cody and Joseph "Okay guys, here's my plan to get Donald Trump to come over", but Cody says he can't believe he faked knowing Nicholas Cage, which Junior says he does know him while Joseph says "Yeah, we do know him dude", but Cody says it was a recording, which Junior says it was a real phone call phone call as he then tells him to shut up and this is his idea to get Donald Trump to come over as he points to the McDonald's that is on the table. Cody says "McDonalds?", which Junior says Donald Trump loves McDonald's and when he smells the McDonald's food and come over to eat it, they can ask him for the book, but Cody says he's not going to be able to smell it all the way in Washington, D.C., and if he wants McDonald's, he can get it whenever he wants. Junior then asks if anyone has any bright ideas for Donald Trump to come over, which Joseph says Donald Trump hates Mexicans, which Junior says he does as he then says if they had an illegal immigrant in the house, he would cover over to deport them, but Cody says he doesn't think he's going to personally come over to deport him as Junior then says "Doesn't Chef Pee Pee kind of look at a Mexican?", which Joseph says "Yeah, with a sombrero or something" while Cody says he's Italian, which Junior says he doesn't care and he looks kind of Mexican as he then says if he calls the "ICE people", they'll come over to deport him and Donald Trump will come personally kick him out. Cody says he doesn't think it's going to happen, but Junior says it's worth a shot as he then gets the phone and calls ICE, telling them that he has a person in his house that he doesn't think belongs. ICE asks him what he looks like, which Junior says he looks like a Mexican, which ICE says they'll be on their way as Junior then hangs up the call. Cody asks if it worked, which Junior says he doesn't know as Brooklyn T. Guy yells out "Everybody freeze! Show us the papers" as Donald Trump then comes in and says "Where are you Mexicans!?, Where are you? Cuz I'm going to ship you to Colombia", which this shocks Chef Pee Pee as he asks what's going on. Brooklyn Guy comes over and asks Chef Pee Pee where's his papers, but Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't have any because he's American, but Brooklyn Guy says he thinks that because he has lived in the US long enough as Donald Trump says "You're stealing our jobs, and you're eating our dogs", which Chef Pee Pee says he never ate dog, but then says it was one time and he was at a Chinese Restaurant, and they said it was authentic, but Donald Trump says he doesn't his Mexican accent as he then says he's "Mexican as shit" because he's eating Chips and Salsa, which he claims is the food of his paper as Brooklyn Guy then asks for his papers, which Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't have papers as Donald Trump then says "Send him to Columbia". Brooklyn Guy then takes Chef Pee Pee and deports him, saying he's going to Columbia, which Donald Trump says "Bye bye".
Junior then gets Donald Trump's attention by telling him that before he leaves, they got him McDonald's, which Donald Trump says "Yummy Yummy, McDonald's in my Tummy" as he then sits down at the Kitchen Table. Junior asks him if he wants a Big Mac or Quarter Pounder, which Donald Trump says he'll take the Quarter Pounder as he slides it to himself, but Earl comes in, saying "Wait Mr. President, could be poison, let me try a bite first" as he then takes the Quarter Pounder, which makes Donald Trump upset as he says he never gets to eat his own food as Junior then says they have some questions for him as Junior then asks Donald Trump if he's really changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, which Donald Trump says he is as Junior then asks him why, which Donald Trump says it's because the Gulf is surrounded by North and South America, but Cody says it touches Mexico, which Donald Trump says it's part of North America, which Cody says ok, but Donald Trump says "Wrong". Junior then asks Donald Trump if there's a book that has all the secrets of America in it, which Donald Trump says he doesn't know as he explains that it could exist, but also couldn't exist, and if it did, it would look like "this" as he shows them the book, which shocks Junior as he asks if that's the book, but Donald Trump says he doesn't, maybe it is, maybe it's not as he then looks in the book, and confirms that it is the book. Junior asks if there's anyway that they could look at it, but Donald Trump says "No way Jose" as he then looks over at the kitchen and asks if they deported the Mexican who was in the kitchen earlier back to Colombia as Earl then comes back, smacking his lips and says that Trump's Quarter Pounder was delicious, and it's definitely not poison, but then says he'll check as he then goes back to the kitchen while Cody says "You do realize that Mexicans aren't from Colombia right?", which Donald Trump says Yes, bit Colombia is further away than Mexico is from the US, meaning they have to travel back through Mexico to get to the US plus they speak "Mexican". Cody says he means Spanish, but Donald Trump says no, and claims that Spain speaks Spanish, Mexico speaks Mexican. Junior then plays a trick on Donald Trump, telling him that there's a Mexican behind him, causing Donald Trump to says "Where!?"" as he then turns around, looking at the back of his chair. Junior then tells Cody to grab the book, which Cody does so as Junior, and Cody then runs off. Donald Trump then notices that his book is gone as he yells out "Oh no!, the Mexicans stole the my book!" as the video then cuts to Junior and Cody, running onto the Red Couch with the book, which Junior tells Cody to look it up, which Cody opens the book to look it up as he says he's trying to find the right page, which Junior says "September 11th, 2001" while Joseph says "Look it up dude", which Cody does so as he tells Junior and Joseph some secrets he found on the way like how Harriet Tubman invented twerking. Cody then finds the page, saying "Right here, September 11th 2001", which Junior tells him to read it before Earl and Donald Trump comes in, which Donald Trump says "You Mexicans give me my book back" as he then takes the book back, and says "My book". Earl then asks what does he want him to do to them, which Donald Trump says "No TikTok for a week", which disappoints Junior, Joseph, and Cody as Junior says it's the worst punishment, and he would rather go to Columbia, but Donald Trump says "It's okay, Daddy's going to bring it back" as he and Earl then leave. Junior then asks Cody what did he see about September 11th, which Cody says he saw horrible things; things they wouldn't believe, which Joseph says "What dude what?" while Junior asks what did he get to see and who planned it, which Cody says yeah and it was Nicholas Cage, which shocks Junior and Joseph as Joseph says "What!? Not Nikki Baby" while Junior says there's no way Nicholas Cage planned it, which Cody says yeah and tells him to call him and ask, which Junior says he'll call him as he then gets his phone and call Nicholas Cage, which Nicholas Cage picks up and says "Hi there". Junior asks him if he planned a terrorist attack in New York City in 2001, which Nicholas Cage says "Pretty big one", causing Junior, Joseph, and Cody to cry as Nicholas Cage then says "Your accent: Pennsylvania Dutch", which Cody says no as Junior, Joseph, and Cody then continue to cry, which Junior Nicholas Cage that they're crying.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Dr. Fredrick Finkleshitz
- Chef Pee Pee
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Donald Trump
- Earl
- Abraham Lincoln (mentioned)
- Nicholas Cage (voice)
Trivia[]
- This is Donald Trump, Earl, and Dr. Finkleshitz's first appearances in 2025.
- This is Trump's first appearance since "President Brooklyn Guy!".
- This is Earl's first appearance since "Marvin's Birthday!".
- This is Dr. Finkleshitz's first appearance since "The Alien Attack!".
- This video was uploaded on Lunar New Year 2025.
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Goodman's New Life!", 6 years after "Bowser Junior the Faker!", a decade after "Bowser Junior's Pet!", and 17 years after "American Idol Mario Edition, Episode 2".
- The thumbnail's background is the exact same from "President Jeffy!", "President Marvin!", and "President Brooklyn Guy!".
- Coincidentally, they all have the word "president" in them.
Errors[]
- In the description, "President's" is missing an apostrophe.
Poll[]
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