"The Pink Panther Diamond!" is the 830th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
The pink panther diamond has been stolen!
Plot[]
The video starts with The Hamburglar, using a lighter to crack into the safe, which works as he was able to go inside the safe. Inside the safe, The Hamburglar sees the Pink Panther Diamond, in a glass case, which he uses a hammer and smashes the glass case open and accidentally smashing the Pink Panther Diamond in the process, which upsets The Hamburglar as he sees a piece of paper in the Pink Panther Diamond, which he picks it up and sees a note on it, which the note says "Not the Real Diamond". This upsets The Hamburglar as he asks "Where's the Real Diamond" as he then sees the real Pink Panther Diamond, in a glass case with a note on it, saying "The Real Diamond", which The Hamburglar says "Oh there you are, the real Pink Panther Diamond, come to papa" as he smashes the glass case and takes Pink Panther Diamond, which he says he finally has the real Pink Panther Diamond as he then laughs until he lets out a fart, which he says "Oh, excuse me" as he then leaves. Brooklyn T. Guy pulls up, saying "Another night, another crime" as he then goes inside and asks Susan Smith what she's got for him, which Susan tells Brooklyn Guy that the Pink Panther Diamond has been stolen. Brooklyn Guy asks where was it being stored and Susan says it was stored inside the safe. Brooklyn Guy makes a pun, saying "Then I guess it wasn't very safe", which Susan says it was good as Brooklyn Guy then says "Let's check it out", which Brooklyn Guy and Susan open the safe as they then go inside. Inside the safe, Brooklyn Guy asks what's with the mess, which Susan says the diamond was being guarded by bullet-proof glass. Brooklyn Guy asks how did it get broken, which Susan says the thief used a hammer as she points to the hammer as she then says it's not hammer-proof glass, which Brooklyn Guy says "Damn, these criminals think of everything" as he then asks what the guard was doing, which Susan says he was found, sleeping, which Brooklyn Guy makes a pun, saying "Well, I hope he had a good night's rest because I'm about to make a good night's arrest". Susan gives Brooklyn Guy's pun a meh rating as Brooklyn Guy points and says "Wait, what happened to that Diamond? It looked like somebody had a smashing time", which Susan says it was a decoy diamond. Brooklyn Guy says "So he keeps the decoy diamond right next to the real diamond?", which Susam says he's a gambling man as Brooklyn Guy says it looks like the house won. Brooklyn Guy asks if she looked for fingerprints, which Susan says she hasn't as Brooklyn Guy says she should probably do that, which Susan agrees as Brooklyn Guy sniffs and asks Susan if she smells it as he says it smells like a fart, which Susan smells and says it smells like Hamburgers, which Brooklyn Guy says she's right as he says it does smell like "Ambalgales". Susan asks why does he say Hamburger like that, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know, he never learned how to say it right, and it's how he's always said it.
Susan then tells Brooklyn Guy to repeat after her as she says "I would like to buy a Hamburger", which Brooklyn Guy ends up saying "I would like to buy a Ambalgale". Susan then says "Let's try this" as she has Brooklyn Guy repeat "Ham" and "Burger", which Brooklyn Guy correctly says those as Susan tells Brooklyn Guy to say Hamburger, which Brooklyn GUy ends up saying "Ambalgale", causing him to say he can't do it as he then says he's going to say cheeseburger, which Susan says that sounds good as Brooklyn Guy says they have clue, which is whoever stole the diamond is somebody who likes to eat "Ambalgales", and he hasn't eaten an "Ambalgale" today, which Susan says "I didn't have a Hamburger today either" as Brooklyn Guy says they just have to find somebody who's recently eaten an "Ambalgale" as Brooklyn Guy says he'll go look for somebody, which Susan says she'll get forensics as Brooklyn Guy then leaves. The next scene where Jeffy bets Marvin 50 bucks to beat him to the staring contest, Marvin takes the deal, Rose said $50 is a lot of money, Marvin told Rose that he can't blink because he's a puppet, the challenge starts, Jeffy blows Marvin's face to make Marvin blink, he lost and Jeffy told him to pay up, Marvin heard the Doorbell and opens the door, Officer Brooklyn Guy sniffs to see if he had Hamburgers or not, Then he smelt Lasagna and Onions, Marvin had it for dinner and he's safe, Brooklyn Guy is like Toucan Sam and he said he wanted to see it smelled like burgers, and he said somebody stole a Diamond and The Thief is somebody likes to eat hamburgers, Marvin didn't have a hamburger recently and he had a stinky bottom, He says that anyone is here, Marvin said his wife, and his kid, He had to smell their butts too, And Marvin says Don't he have a dog to do that and his dog smells drugs not Asperger's, He comes to the red couch and he wants to smell their butts to see if they smell like burgers, He first starts sniffing Rose's bottom to see if it smells like burgers, Rose said she's vegan and she doesn't eat burgers, And then he smells Jeffy's butt to see if it smells like burgers, He smells it and it smells like poop, He said does he washed that thing, Jeffy doesn't believe in soap, when he was in the shower he lets the water run between his butt cheeks, So Brooklyn Guy believes no one eats burgers recently, he wishes he have a better clue than a burger fart, He said to Marvin somebody stole the Pink Panther Diamond that it's worth $100,000,000 and all he knows that somebody who stole it and likes Hamburgers, Marvin told Brooklyn Guy that there is a homeless guy outside that likes burgers and he doesn't stole a Pink Panther Diamond, Brooklyn Guy knew that Hansel stole stuff because he wanted money and he wants to show him, Marvin and Brooklyn Guy goes outside and look for the Homeless Guy.
The next scene where Hansel sees Marvin and Brooklyn Guy, and he called Marvin "Cheeseburger man" because he gave him cheeseburger one time, He wants to smell the Homeless Guys butt and it smells like pee and cigarettes. Then Brooklyn Guy said go back to the red couch. Now Brooklyn Guy then doesn't know who stole a Pink Panther Diamond, Marvin knew the Diamond is worth $100,000,000, The Robber is planning to sell a diamond, Brooklyn Guy doesn't know who would sell a diamond to, and a hard time finding someone to sell a diamond to, Brooklyn Guy had an idea to open a "We buy Diamond Store" They will make a commercial that we will buy any diamond in cash even with $100,000,000 and we won't tell the police or ask questions, The Thief will be exactly he'll look for. They got in the commercial area that they will name it for their diamond store, Marvin will call it the Diamond Store, Brooklyn Guy didn't like that, he wants something new for the name like "Diamond King" And he sang the Theme song which is a copyright of the Burger King Commercial of Whoppers, He comes up with something else, He will call it Arby's "We buy the Diamonds" which is the copyright of Arby's commercial, He said "We buy Diamonds" Marvin knew its the farmers thing, They should focus on the actual commercial, Brooklyn Guy already wrote Marvin's script that was on the teleprompter. Marvin starts reading the script. After filming the commercial, the doorbell rings, and Marvin answers the door, only to find out that it’s not the thief, but rather Karen who wants to sell her wedding ring because Brooklyn Guy doesn’t wear his anymore. She angrily leaves the house, but the Hamburglar shows up to try to sell his Pink Panther Diamond, but Brooklyn Guy thinks he’s only here for hamburgers and leaves. Back at the Red Couch, Rose tries to get Brooklyn Guy to pronounce "hamburger" correctly, but to no avail. Suddenly, Susan returns to announce that the fingerprint results came in and that the Hamburglar is the one who stole the Pink Panther Diamond. So they make another commercial to air, and the doorbell rings again. Karen shows up to try to sell her wedding ring, but Brooklyn Guy kicks her out of the house. Suddenly, the Hamburglar shows up to sell his Pink Panther Diamond, so they go to the Red Couch. There is a row of hamburgers, but they don’t have cheese, which makes the Hamburglar want to leave. But before he can, Brooklyn Guy manages to arrest him, and says that he lied in the commercial, making Karen come back to confirm the fact that he’s a liar. The video ends with Karen eating hamburgers.
Characters[]
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Rose
- Hansel
- Karen
- Susan Smith
- The Hamburglar
Trivia[]
- Running Gag: Brooklyn Guy pronounces hamburger incorrectly.
- This video is similar to "The Cookie Jar!".
- This video was uploaded 4 years after "Gravity!", 7 years after "The Elevator!", and 13 years after "HD Test".
- Marvin references "Mario's Hobo Problem!" when he talks about giving Hansel a cheeseburger one time.
- As shown in the first BTS, the "decoy diamond" joke wasn't originally in the script; it was improvised after Anthony accidentally smashed the first diamond when filming.
- The puppet used for The Hamburglar was the Mr. Winkle puppet in different clothing.
- This is the last video of April 2023.
- Marvin breaks the fourth wall by saying that he is a puppet and cannot blink.
- This is the 2nd time a character blinks.
- The Pink Panther Diamond is an actual type of diamond, costing around $85,000,000, or £52,000,000 in the UK.
- This is what the Pink Panther franchise was mainly named after.
References[]
- This video is a parody of the 1963 movie The Pink Panther.
- Many of the jokes in the video are based on the movie; for example the running joke of Brooklyn Guy mispronouncing hamburger is based on the similar gag of Clouseau mispronouncing the word in the 2006 Pink Panther movie.
Errors[]
- Brooklyn Guy tries to find out who stole the Pink Panther Diamond by sniffing everyone's butts, even though sniffing someone's butt wouldn't have someone smell what they ate.
- In the video, The Hamburglar was the one who stole the Pink Panther Diamond. But the skin color looks more like Brooklyn T. Guy or Simmons.
- In the first few seconds, the blue wall can be seen when the camera transitions to the center of the green screen.
- The thief in the thumbnail has skin showing but in the video he was completely covered.
Poll[]
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