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"The New House!" is the 248th episode of SML Movies and the 1st SML Movie featuring the new house. It's also the first SML Movie after SuperMarioLogan reached 1,000,000 subscribers.
The video starts out at a "Holiday Inn" hotel while Mario, Rosalina, Jeffy, and Bowser sit on one bed, and Chef Pee Pee and Bowser Junior sit on another bed. Jeffy is jumping on the bed and Mario tells him to stop. Jeffy tells Mario that he is having fun. Bowser then asks Mario where they will live but Mario tells him that he spent his last bit of money booking the hotel. Mario has an idea for them to stay at Rosalina's house but Rosalina bursts out in laughter.
Meanwhile, on the other bed, Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if they were going to Disney World but Chef Pee Pee asks Junior why would they go to Disney world and Junior says it's because the last time they were in a hotel room because they were going to Disney world. Chef Pee Pee tells him that they are in the hotel because they got evicted from their apartment and they're homeless. Junior asks if they had to eat out of a trash can and Chef Pee Pee said "Probably!" and Junior says it's better than his cooking, so Chef Pee Pee beats up Junior for what he just said about his cooking. Mario pushes Jeffy off the bed since he was jumping too close to him.
Just then there is a knock at the door which happens to be Does Bad Things Guy (posing as Brooklyn T. Guy, who is on vacation at the moment, until May 10) wanting to tell Mario and Bowser that he found a new house for them. Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina go to the house while Chef Pee Pee stays at the hotel to watch Junior and Jeffy.
The video cuts to the house where Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina are thinking that the house is beautiful. "Brooklyn T. Guy" tells them that 25 people were murdered at that house and they find a 26th person murdered. So, "Brooklyn T. Guy" shows them the dining room, kitchen which Bowser thinks Chef Pee Pee will love, and the living room. Mario noticed that the house is 2 stories. "Brooklyn T. Guy" called Mario an idiot for not paying attention to that fact. So they go upstairs and they see a balcony view of the living room.
They look at the game room which Bowser thinks that Junior will love and Rosalina thinks Jeffy will love. "Brooklyn T. Guy" then showed them one bedroom with a room that NOBODY can go into. Then Brooklyn T. Guy shows them another bedroom with a TV and Bowser kicks everyone out of the room so he can watch Charleyy and Friends and slams the door closed. Mario tells "Brooklyn T. Guy" that they will take it and "Brooklyn T. Guy" leaves. The video cuts to Holiday Inn and Chef Pee Pee tells Junior and Jeffy to stop jumping on his bed. Mario and Rosalina return saying that they liked the house.
Chef Pee Pee, Junior, and Jeffy go to the house and they look at every room. They knock on Bowser's door and Bowser tells them to go away. Junior screams when he sees everything dedicated to Thomas and the game room. Chef Pee Pee goes into the kitchen and states that he loves it. At the end of this video, Mario and Rosalina show Jeffy his new girly giraffe-themed crib, which makes Jeffy so excited he goes "UUUUUUUUUUUUH!" and spanks his diaper while Rosalina gets his medicine. Jeffy continues to go "UH!" while shaking in excitement in his new crib, so Rosalina turns on a Rockabye Baby tune which calms Jeffy and makes him go "UH!" one more time.
- Chef Pee Pee
- Bowser Junior
- Brooklyn T. Guy (retroactively revealed to actually be Does Bad Things Guy; debut)
- Charleyyy (mentioned)
- Logan Thirtyacre (post-video)
Logan first announced moving to the new house in Bowser Junior's Game Night 5, while filming in it for the first time in Jeffy's Sister!. It was also slightly and partly previewed in No Crust!. It was also filmed briefly in some previous videos. The vlog video, WE GOT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!, was the first video to be fully set in the new house.
- This is a cliffhanger to "The Secret Door!".
- This is the 5th video to have any filming in the new house, and the 2nd to be entirely set here, the first being WE HIT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!
- Just like the previous video, this episode was uploaded on the exact 1 1/2 year anniversary of the first episode to be entirely set in the apartment.
- When Brooklyn T. Guy is showing Mario, Bowser, and Rosalina the game room, a Nintendo 64 cube can be seen in the left corner. This is the same Nintendo 64 cube that was briefly seen in Jeffy's Mistake!, during the scene where Jeffy takes Black Yoshi's Xbox One and throws it out the balcony.
- It is implied that Jeffy is extremely hyperactive, and needs medicine and a lullaby to calm down.
- This video reveals Brooklyn T. Guy has many brothers, like Goodman.
- The brothers' names are This Guy, What Guy, The Guy, and A Guy, as well as Chicago Guy, Manhattan Guy, San Francisco Guy, Miami Guy, and Frank.
- This is Thomas's first overall appearance since Bowser Junior's 8th Birthday!.
- If you look closely in Jeffy's crib, you can see the Curious George jack-in-the-box from "Jeffy's Bedtime!".
- Now that the Cast have a New House, They will be making more Black Yoshi and Shrek Episodes.
- The first time the mysterious door is introduced, Does Bad Things Guy repeatedly warns them to not go in the door. They do go into it eventually in The Secret Door!.
- This video was released about one day after WE GOT 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!.This is the fourth episode to end up on Google's YouTube Kids app. It is unknown why this video is on the YouTube Kids app, because most of SuperMarioLogan's videos and SML Movies are inappropriate.
- It is heavily implied in-universe that the new house is haunted, considering 26 people died in there, and the later revealed Does Bad Things Guy completely forbids Mario and the gang from opening the door in the presumably empty room.
- In "The Secret Door!", it is revealed that the door contains the bodies of all 26 victims and that since this episode Brooklyn T. Guy took a vacation for 7 months, being replaced by his brother, perpetrator of the murders.
- Toad, Black Yoshi, Shrek, Woody, and Tony do not appear in this video. Despite this, Logan did state that they will return in future videos. It is possible that they will appear in the 1,000,000 subscriber special, and despite this, Shrek made a comeback in "The Ring!", Black Yoshi appeared in" Black Yoshi The Assistant!", Tony the Tiger appeared on a cereal box in the aforementioned Black Yoshi episode, and Woody reappeared in "Life Is Ruff!", after nearly a year of absence.
- When Does Bad Things Guy shows Mario, Bowser and Rosalina the house inside, Bowser says you see that painting over there? but a painting is nowhere to be seen.
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