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"The Minecraft Happy Meal!" is the 1,130th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Cody wants the Minecraft Happy Meal!
Plot[]
The video starts with Ronald McDonald, sleeping. Steve Staleburger comes in, thanking Ronald for coming to the meeting and apologizing for being late. Steve notices that Ronald's still sleeping, so he tries to wake him up by touching his hand that's holding a beer bottle, which this works as Ronald wakes up, saying "I swear I'd pay that!". Ronald then notices Steve, which he says hey to him and says "Sorry, I thought you were the pimp I owe money to". Steve says it's just him, which Ronald says ok and asks what he wants, which Steve tells Ronald that he wanted to let him know that the Minecraft Movie is coming out. Ronald asks if he's telling him that because he wants to take him on a date to the Minecraft Movie as he also asks if he wants to buy a large popcorn and stick his "little Steve pecker" through it so when he grabs a bite of popcorn, he grabs a handful of "Steve dick" instead. Steve says no, but Ronald says he's down as long as he does it back as he says he'll get his bag of gummy worms and stick his "gummy worm" through it so when he grabs a handful of gummy worms, he grabs a handful of "Ronald's gummy worm" instead. Ronald then says it's going to get really weird, but Steve says no and it's a kid's movie, to which Ronald calls him "Peewee Herman" and says he didn't know they were doing it in the movie as he then calls Steve a "Freak" and says he thought they were doing it in the car after the movie. Roanld then says "Let's go", but Steve says he means they should make a Minecraft Happy Meal. Ronald likes the idea as he says he likes that better than what he was talking about earlier and the Happy Meal box is already shaped like a Minecraft block. Ronald tells Steve "Let's do it", but Steve says Minecraft wants to have an auction to see who gets the rights to use the Minecraft Meal. Ronald doesn't care as he says he doesn't see anyone else who can do it right besides him, but Steve says there's Wendy's and Burger King, which Ronald says he thought Wendy's went under after the SpongeBob Meal while claiming that Burger King's food is just mashed up, deep fried trash. Steve says he knows, but he thinks they're still going to want to have an auction. Ronald tells Steve he convinced him and they're going to have an auction as he reaches for his checkbook, telling Steve to let him pull out his checkbook, only to then say he doesn't have a checkbook, and he only deals with cash. Steve says he thinks they're going to win the auction, which Ronald says "Oh we're going to win Steve, if everyone wants to see me whip it out on stage, I will" as he tries to whip it out, asking Steve if he wants to whip it out. Steve says he doesn't as Ronald continues trying to whip it out, but struggles as he ends up giving up, telling Steve he'll have to show him some other time as he has to call up his bodybuilder buddy. Steve says ok and tells Ronald to just go to the auction. Ronald says yeah and he'll do "that thing" he wanted him to do afterwards, but Steve says "Okay, let's just go" as he and Ronald then leaves. At the auction, Wendy tells The Burger King what she thinking is because her burgers are square, it could be the "Minecraft Burger" because of the square patties. The Burger King says it's a good idea as he says what he's thinking is they could have a "Creeper Whopper" that's green and they would have the Creeper face on the bun, which Wendy likes the idea as Ronald then comes in, which he tells Wendy to move her seat up and says she has been eating too many of her own Frosty's, which Wendy says "Span Roanld Span" as Ronald then gets into his seat. Ronald asks The Burger King and Wendy if they're ready to lose as he then puts his hand out and tells The Burger King "May the best man win", which The Burger King puts his hand out, only for Ronald to put his hand back, saying "Ooh, look at that bro". The Burger King sniffs and tells Roanld he smells like piss, which Ronald says he rubbed his food all over himself before he came as he then looks at Wendy, saying "Hey Wendy, what you been up to". Ronald then asks what did she get as he looks at her paddle and sees she got 48, which he asks if that's how old she is as he then says he'll still do "it", which disgusts Wendy as he asks The Burger King what number he got as he looks at his paddle and sees he got 71, which he says that's how many customers he gets in a year as he then laughs. The Burger King sarcastically says "Ha ha ha" as Ronald says he holds out his paddle, saying "I got 23, old Micheal Jordan, never lost" as he puts down his paddle and asking when can they get the auction started as he says "I'm ready to paddle these bitches" and laughs.
Mr. Goodman comes in, welcoming the bidders to the "Who gets to make a Minecraft Movie Meal Auction". Goodman says they'll start the bidding off at $100,000, which The Burger King bids 115 while Wendy bids 120. Ronald says "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know we were bidding with our piggy banks" as he bids $2 million. Wendy tells Ronald that's not how bidding works, which Ronald says "Oh yeah-yeah, you're right, I'm sorry, I misspoke" as he bids $5 million. Wendy asks why he would outbid himself, which Ronald says it's because he got it "like that". Ronald then says he'll drop out as he points to Wendy, telling her as long as she pulls out her tits, and points to The Burger King, telling him as long as he shows him his wiener. Ronald repeats it again as he says he'll drop out and they can fight with their panties, but The Burger King bids $10 million, which Ronald doesn't believe it as he asks The Burger King if he's dreaming and asleep as he says "Wake up dreamy boy". Wendy bids $20 million, which Ronald asks if they are combining their annual net worth as he laughs and bids $100 million, causing The Burger King and Wendy to drop out. Goodman says "100 million dollars, going once", which Ronald says "Call me daddy", but Steve interrupts and asks if he can speak to his client as he asks Ronald what was he thinking by $100 million, but Ronald asks what's the big deal as he says he's "got it", Steve tells Ronald that if they spend $100 million on one meal, they're not going to make any money, but Ronald says it's not about the money, it's a "Dick-tit measuring contest" and explains that Wendy thought her tits were longer than his wiener, so he had to pull out the tape measure and he ran out of tape. This causes Steve to leave as Ronald then bids $110 million. Goodman then says "110 million dollars, sold to Ronald McDonald who clearly doesn't know how auctions work", which excites Ronald as he laughs at The Burger King and Wendy, and calls The Burger King names. The Burger King calls Ronald a "Scoundrel" and a "Rag McMuffin", but Ronald says "Yeah, and what was your old saying, what it used to be, Wake up with the King? You should be cancelled, that's sexual assault, no one consented to that", causing The Burger King to leave as Ronald makes fun of him some more. Ronald then turns around and says "And what was your saying again? Where's the Beef?" as he points to himself, telling Wendy it's right there, disgusting Wendy and making her leave while Ronald says there's plenty of it and invite a friend. The video then cuts to Steve, saying "Here you go Ronald, your 100 million Happy Meal". Ronald says it's perfect and it even has a Minecraft smiley face and stuff as he tells Steve he loves it, the kids are going to love it, and he did a great job as he says he can hear them going up to their moms, saying "Mommy mommy, give me the Minecraft Happy Meal". Steve says in order to make any money off of it, they're going to have to charge a tone of them, which Ronald says "I don't care Steve, charge like a 100 bucks or something", but Steve says nobody's going to pay $100 for a Happy Meal. Ronald says "Yes they will, it's Minecraft, 200 dollars", but Steve places one of the toys on the table, saying "Look how shitty the toy is", which Ronald says it's not shitty, it's Minecraft as they continue to argue about the price, which goes on until Ronald says "I don't give a shit Steve, 500 dollars, go sell my shit". Steve says he's going to go sell it because every time he speaks, he raises the price, which Ronald ends up raising the price as he says "1,000 dollars!". At the Red Couch, Junior asks Cody and Joseph what they want to do today. Joseph says he doesn't know, and he's bored while Cody says he's going to cut down a tree. Junior and Joseph look at Cody as Junior asks what's he doing, which Cody says he's playing Minecraft on his phone as he says "Did you guys know you can play Minecraft on your phone now?", which Junior asks if he's still playing Minecraft as he says it's over 10 years old while Joseph tells Cody to get a life and touch some grass. Cody says he'll touch grass in Minecraft as he taps on his phone to touch a grass block. Junior sighs and says he's so lame, which Cody says he likes to mine, he likes to craft, and Minecraft is the best of both worlds. Junior says while he's playing that "lame game", they're going to watch TV as he then turns on the TV, which the video cuts to the news, with Goodman reporting that McDonald's is releasing a Minecraft Happy Meal, and it costs $1,000, causing major outrage because no one can afford it.
After the news report, Cody reacts in shock as he says "A Minecraft Happy Meal, A Minecraft Movie, and I'm playing Minecraft on my phone, what kind of world are we living in" as he says life is great, and he likes it. Cody then says they need three of the Happy Meals and they should get Chef Pee Pee to "hop in the old automobile" and "putt-putt" to McDonalds to get three, four if "he f***s with your boy". Junior asks Cody if he knows they are $1,000 a piece, which shocks Cody as he then asks if he's sure it's not that it's $10 and they can't see decimal points, but Junior asks Joseph if it was $1,000, which Joseph says "Hell yeah, expensive a** Happy Meal dude". This pisses off Cody as he questions where do they get off, charging $1,000 for a Minecraft Happy Meal, but then says it's fair as it's a Minecraft Happy Meal, and that he's a kid and he'll never going to be able to afford it. Cody then says that's what would happen in the real world, but luckily, they aren't in the real world as he tells Junior and Joseph that they need $1,000, but Junior says there's no way to get $1,000, which Joseph agrees, saying yeah, unless he wants to sell a Kidney. Cody says it's a great idea and that's exactly what he's going to do. Junior doesn't believe Cody as he says he's not going to sell a Kidney for a Happy Meal, but Cody tells Junior to call a doctor over as he'll sell it right away, which Junior says ok, and he'll call a doctor as he then leaves. Brooklyn T. Guy then comes over, asking if somebody called a doctor. Cody says yes and he'd like to donate a Kidney. Brooklyn Guy asks if he's 18, which Cody says no, resulting in Brooklyn Guy telling him he can't donate a Kidney because he's got to be 18. Cody then says he's actually 18, but Brooklyn Guy says he just said he wasn't, which Cody claims he lied because he likes to lie for fun. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh cool, me too" as he asks why he would want to donate a Kidney, which Cody says it's for the money. Brooklyn Guy says he feels him because of the current economy as he says he would donate both if he wouldn't die, which Brooklyn Guy says it reminds him of a kid he knew in high school who donated a Kidney as he then tells them about Really Wants To Donate One Of His Kidney's Dan. After Brooklyn Guy finishes telling his story, Cody says those people had some crazy names, which Brooklyn Guy says the town he grew up in really wanted everybody's name to be unique, and no two people had the same name except for two kids both named "Has The Same Name As The Other Kid Tyler", but they didn't know what else to call them, so their name made sense but got confusing during roll call. Cody says he'd still like to donate a Kidney, which Brooklyn Guy says he can give $25,000 per Kidney, meaning his life is worth $50,000 but Cody says he would like to donate one Kidney and $25,000 gets him a lot of Happy Meals. Brooklyn Guy gets confused as he says "What?", which Junior says he wants to donate his Kidney so he can get a $1,000 Happy Meal, which Joseph says it's the "dumbest shit" ever as Brooklyn Guy then asks if he wants to donate a Kidney for a Happy Meal, which Cody says it's not any Happy Meal, it's a Minecraft Happy Meal, but Brooklyn Guy says he's not judging as he's seen people donate Kidneys for pretty crazy stuff like a guy who wanted to donate a Kidney to afford the surgery to donate a Kidney, which he says it worked out for him, he just didn't understand it as he then leaves, saying he'll get the scalpel. Brooklyn Guy comes back, with the scalpel in his mouth, saying he's going to do it with his mouth, so he feels like a shark that eats Kidneys. Cody asks if it's going to hurt, which Brooklyn Guy says it is because he's not using anesthesia, which Cody asks Junior to hold it hand, but Junior declines as Brooklyn Guy then starts the proceed, which Cody screams in pain. Brooklyn Guy then finishes, saying "All done!". Cody looks at his removed Kidney, saying "That's my Kidney?", which Brooklyn Guy says it is, shocking Cody as he says it was quick, and he didn't feel a thing. Brooklyn Guy says he's heard that before as he then hands Cody his money, which Cody thanks him and says he's really good, which Brooklyn Guy says he's definitely never heard that, but he's done a lot of Kidney transplants, and every time he does an operation on someone, he swaps Kidneys out with the patient, and people think they're going in to get their tonsils removed, but nope, he just take their Kidneys out and pop his in, which he always gets a fresh pair of Kidneys and swap them out like shoes or batteries as he then takes the Kidney and leaves, saying "Have fun!". Cody gets excited as he says they got the money, meaning it's "Happy Meal time".
Cody then comes back with the Minecraft Happy Meal, saying he spent the $1,000, and now the Creeper is about to go "Kabowie" as he opens his Minecraft Happy Meal. Junior asks where's their Happy Meals, which Cody asks if they really think that he's going to spend his Kidney money on them when they said the meal was "lame". Joseph says it is, which Cody says that's why he doesn't get to eat it as he reaches in and pulls out a box of Chicken Nuggets from the Minecraft Happy Meal box, which he says "Ooh, let's see what a $1,000 Chicken Nugget tastes like" as he opens the box of Chicken Nuggets, takes a Chicken Nugget out, and bites it. Cody likes the taste as he says he feels like Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Cuban, or a very rich Mark as he takes another bite, and says it's a normal McDonald's Chicken Nugget, but then says they didn't advertise how good the food was, it's all about the toy as he then takes the toy out of the Minecraft Happy Meal box, which Cody likes that as he comments on how cool it is and how he doesn't regret at all as he then hears his phone ring, which he says "Oh, my phone's ringing" as he goes to get it. Cody then comes box, having answered his phone as he says "Hello, you're interrupting a $1,000 meal". Judy answers, saying it's terrible. This shocks Cody as he says "Mommy?", which Judy informs Cody that she's been diagnosed with Kidney Failure and if she doesn't get a new Kidney, she's going to die. Cody asks if dad can do it, but Tyrone says "Hell no boy, you know I need my kidneys", but then says "Oh, I'm so sad cuz Cody, you know, black people and white people kidneys are totally different, black people kidneys are three times as big and veiner", which Judy says that's true, and it's true about their kidneys as she says she's going to need one of his kidneys, but Cody says he can't spare a kidney right now. This upsets Judy as she asks Cody if he wants his mother to die while Tyrone tells Cody to give his mom a kidney as he doesn't need his. Cody ends up hanging up, which Junior asks who was it, but Cody says not to worry about it as he then continues to comment about his Minecraft Happy Meal toy, which goes on until Cody says when his mom dies of Kidney Failure, he's going to look at his Minecraft Happy Meal toy and just say "F*** yeah", but then breaks down and cries.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Steve Staleburger
- Ronald McDonald
- The Burger King
- Wendy
- Mr. Goodman
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Judy
- Tyrone
- Chef Pee Pee (Mentioned)
- Mrs. Thiccums (cameo)
- Really Wants To Donate One Of His Kidney's Dan
- Really Needs A Kidney Transplant Riley
- Miss Can't Stop Drinking Alcohol Catherine
- Has The Same Name As The Other Kid Tyler (mentioned)
- Has The Same Name As The Other Kid Tyler (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Jeffy The Chiropractor!", 2 years after "Jeffy Gets Stream Sniped!" and the release of The Super Mario Bros. Movie", 7 years after "Black Yoshi's Job Interview!", 8 years after "Loch Ness Monster!", 9 years after "The Purge!", a decade after "Bowser Junior's Easter Wish!", and 17 years after the creation of Zdude.
- This video was uploaded a day after the release of A Minecraft Movie.
- At 9:42, this video reveals why Brooklyn Guy's classmate's names are rather long, unusual or both: he mentions he grew up in a town where each of the people had to be named differently and no people could have the same name. Though there were two kids named "Has the Same Name as the Other Kid Tyler" because no one had an idea to call them whatever else.
- To donate a kidney, the person needs to be older than 18, yet Cody is not 18, so Judy shouldn't of have asked Cody to donate his kidney.
Errors[]
- Ronald's render in the thumbnail was taken in his first appearance.
- Brooklyn Guy is seen wearing a black shirt on the thumbnail, but he did not wear it entirely.
- Cody has confirmed that the Minecraft app on the phone is released now on the upload date but that already released in the past.
Poll[]
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