"The Louvre Heist!" is the 1,220th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior and Joseph groaning as Junior says he hates Sundays because it means tomorrow's Monday and that means there's school, which Junior says he hates school. Joseph says that all they do is give them homework on top of homework and he's getting tired of it. Junior agrees, saying you sit in class for hours as he mocks his teacher, which Joseph laughs, saying that's definitely him as he says that they barely feed them. Junior says it sucks as he wishes that they didn't have to go to school ever again as he claims that they don't need school because they have ChatGPT and Google as Joseph mentions Bill Nye. Cody says he's the science guy as Junior says they can ask questions and says they don't need school anymore. Cody says it's the rules, they're kids, they got to go to school as Junior wishes that they could make their own rules and that they have their own country that they can do whatever they want. Joseph likes the idea as he then says all the girls would love to live there. Junior says it sounds like it would explode, but Joseph says they would just play basketball and have a bikini contest. Junior says they should start their own county as he says they can get a private island. Joseph likes the idea as Junior says "that one guy" had a private island and he loved it. Cody says he doesn't want to do what the guy did. Junior says he was a "goofball" while Joseph says they would never do what he did as Cody says he would say he was a "monster". Junior says he was a weirdo and questions why he would do what he did as they continue to talk about it for some time until Junior says they need a private island and asks how much it costs. Cody says he doesn't know and like $100 million. Junior says that's a lot of money while Joseph says it can't be that much as Junior asks what the Louisiana Purchase was. Joseph says it was $15 million as Junior asks if he's telling him that the place that has the Saints cost $15 million and a private island is 100. Cody says they can't afford Louisiana and they definitely can't buy an island as Junior says they need to earn $100 million somehow, which he says Jeff Bezos's did it and he read books. Cody says he sold books at first and then he did a lot of other stuff, which took a long time as Junior says how about they steal stuff that's worth $100 million. Cody tells Junior that usually, things that are worth $100 million are locked up so people can't steal them, but Junior says no in museums as they have all the stuff that's worth a lot of money and you can just pay $5 to look at it, and no one's always watching as he says you can just take it. Cody says they don't let you take stuff as Joseph says he has a homeboy named Deebo who works at The Louvre, which Joseph says he tells him all the time that he can come over and steal whenever he wants. Junior asks if he has a friend named Deebo who works at The Louvre. Joseph says he does and he has all the pictures of the nicest stuff from the Mona Lisa to diamonds as he then shows him pictures of Deebo. After showing the pictures, Cody says there's no way that a guy named Deebo is going to let them steal all the stuff from The Louvre. Joseph says he's telling him that he can at any point in time as he shows Cody a picture, telling him to look at his smile as he says he's happy to be there and he's working there. Cody asks how he knows Deebo. Joseph says they game together as they voice chat on Call of Duty as Junior asks if he said they can come over to The Lovre and steal all the stuff. Joseph confirms, saying he's cool with it. Cody says he doesn't trust Deebo, but Joseph says he trusts him as he knows what's he talking about. Junior says he sent pictures and said they can steal the Mona Lisa as he says they could get $100 million, and buy their own island, which Junior says it would be so cool as he then begs Cody. Cody says that they have to find a way to get to Paris. Both Junior and Joseph say an airplane as they both call Cody a "dumbass" and Junior then explain what planes are. Cody says he knows what they are, he means how are they getting to Paris. Junior says on an airplane, but Cody asks how they get on the plane. Junior says there's a place called an airport, which they have a terminal and a staircase you walk to. Cody says he knows how air travel works, his point is how are they going to afford a plane ticket to Paris, so Junior asks Joseph if Deebo can hook them up with airplane tickets. Joseph says no as he's kind of broke right now as Cody mentions passports and asks if they have passports. Junior says he doesn't have a passport as he then asks what else would they need. Cody says he thinks they need a lot and it doesn't matter because The Louvre isn't going to let them steal hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of stuff. Junior says he has an inside job as he says if they could get to Paris, the stuff is theirs. Cody tells them to let him explain exactly what would happen if they tried it as he then explains. After explaining, Junior tells Cody that it sounds like a lot of things that could go wrong.
Cody agrees, saying that's why they shouldn't do it as Junior says they need the help of a professional thief. Joseph agrees as he says they need somebody like the Pink Panther. Junior and Joseph then say "Or Nicholas Cage" as they get excited. Junior says he stole the Declaration of Independence, which Joseph says he was Ghost Ride one time as Cody says those are movies. Junior says it's still Nicholas Cage and he still had to be those characters, but Cody says he didn't actually steal anything though. Junior says he has to have more knowledge than them as he's an adult. Cody says ok, but he has no way of getting in touch of him, which Junior says he has his phone number as he leaves while Cody says they've been over it; he doesn't have Nicholas Cage's phone number. Junior then comes in with his phone, saying it's ringing. Nicholas Cage then picks up and says "Hi there", which Junior says hi back and asks if he's still working on the really big jigsaw puzzle. Nicholas Cage "Pretty big one" while Junior tells Cody that he has 10,000 and he's almost done as he tells Nicholas Cage that they're thinking about going to The Louvre and possible steal the Mona Lisa. Nicholas Cage says he's going to steal it, which upsets Joseph as he says "Oh come on". Junior tells Nicholas Cage that it's their idea, he can't steal it as they were going to steal it first. Joseph says he's always does it as Junior says he gets the Declaration of Independence and he can't steal the Mona Lisa because it was their idea. Joseph says to come with his own plan as Junior says they have to get to Paris fast before Nicholas Cage as they're in a race and they have to steal it before he does. Cody tells Junior that it's the same recording of Nicholas Cage from National Treasure that he has used in the other video. Junior says he actually has his phone number and he talked to them, but Cody says it's the same one; he just edited it down. Junior says they have to grab his dad's wallet as Nicholas Cage says "Big one", which Cody says it just looped itself, but Junior says he's talking about his shit while Joseph says he's shitting and he said a big one as Nicholas Cage says "I'm going to steal it", which Joseph says he's talking about toilet paper as Junior says they have to grab his dad's wallet. Cody asks if he didn't hear the reasons that he said they can't do it. Junior says they could fake passports as he says that he can say that they're kid, their parents are on the flight, and they can't miss it. Cody says "Fuck it" as they all then leave. The video then cuts to Junior and his friends coming to the Red Couch, with Cody saying he can't believe how easy it was. Junior says they just let them take all of it as Cody says he walked, took the Mona Lisa off the wall, and the alarms went off, which no one cared as Junior says they were in and out in 4 minutes. Cody then says the crown is solid gold and belonged to King Louis the 14th, but the guy at customs thought it was a Burger King crown. Cody says he told the guy that it's the real Mona Lisa and he wants him to arrest him, but the guy said "Haha, good one kid, that's just a souvenir". Junior says the alarms are going off, and its real solid gold, which Cody says he guess they don't really care that much as Junior says he took the Pink Panther diamond out of the case and the security guard was too busy saying something. Joseph compares it to taking candy from a baby as Junior tells him that Deebo was so nice. Joseph says he told him Deebo knew what he was talking about as he says he's a little crazy and schizophrenic, but he goes crazy in the voice chat. Junior tells Cody that Deebo's real. Cody says he likes him and he's a cool guy as Junior says they now have probably over $100 million worth of stuff. Cody says he can't believe they just let them have it. Junior asks if he thinks they even noticed yet as he suggests turning on the news and see if they noticed. Cody likes the idea and turns the TV on as the video cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting about the heist as The Louvre. After the news, Cody says they're really mad while Junior says that's their faces on the news. Cody says they know they did it as Junior says they're screwed, and Deebo's so screwed, which Joseph says his ass is grass while Junior says he's going to lose his job as he says they have to hurry up to sell all the stuff and buy their private island so the cops can't get to them. Cody tells them back to the original problem as he says asks where they are going to sell any of it as nobody wants it because they can't show it or sell it, they have to find someone worth $100 million who can afford to buy it, and people who have $199 million doesn't do these kinds of crimes. Junior says the "other guy" with the island did a lot of bad stuff, but Cody says he did other, worse crimes, so Junior says they have to find a billionaire who does really bad stuff and sell the stuff to them. Cody asks like who. Junior says he doesn't know and asks who painted the Mona Lisa.
Cody says Leonardo da Vinci, so Junior says he's sure he would pay to get it back, but Cody says he's dead. Joseph mentions Leonardo DiCaprio, which Junior says his brother would definitely want to buy it, but Cody says Leonardo da Vinci and Leonardo DiCaprio aren't brothers because they have different last names. Junior says they have the same first names, so Cody says "Okay, so?" as Joseph asks if they aren't twins. Cody says no, but Junior asks if he seen Leonardo DiCaprio paint on the Titanic as he says he can paint too. Cody then says he doesn't want any of them, and none of them are going to want the stuff. Junior then thinks and asks who has a lot of money who would buy a crown and jewels as he mentions Ronald McDonald. Cody asks why he would want any of it. Junior says it's because he hates Burger King and asks what if he could buy a real crown from a real king. Cody says he would like that as Junior says he could buy the Mona Lisa and put it in a Happy Meal or something. Cody says he could see that as Junior leaves, telling him to let him call Ronald McDonald as he's their only hope. The video then cuts to Ronald McDonald comes to the Red Couch asking if somebody called him. Cody gets excited while Joseph thanks him for bringing back the snack wraps back. Ronald says he also brought back Monopoly and he's been blowing his money all over Park Place and Boardwalk as he says he's making so much money that he doesn't know what to do with it. Cody asks if he wants to buy the Mona Lisa. Ronald says he's made a Lisa mona once and used to call her "Screaming Lisa" as he then takes the Mona Lisa and looks at it, which he asks how old she is. Cody says a couple hundred years old, which Ronald really likes the Mona Lisa as he then says he'll give him 10 grand for it. Cody says they were looking to get $100 million, so Ronald tells him to let him try on the show to make sure it fits, but Cody asks about the diamonds. Ronald picks up one and says he'll give him 5 grand a piece. Cody says they really need $100 million, but Ronald says pisses a $100 million. Cody asks what about the crown as he says it's solid gold. Ronald asks if it's Burger King's crown. Cody says no, so Ronald says he doesn't need it. Junior asks why and what he would do if it was Burger King's crown. Ronald says he would give them whatever they wanted, and he would pay whatever just to see Burger King not be a king no more, so Junior tells Cody that it is Burger King's crown. Cody says it is Burger King's crown, so Ronald says he'll give him $100 million for all of the stuff. Junior accepts the deal, so Ronald takes the stuff and then leaves. Junior says they're about to get their private island, but Cody says they're not. Junior asks what's he talking about. Cody says to look as the video cuts to Ronald walking out with the stuff as Simmons comes in, telling him to freeze and he's under arrest. Ronald asks for what. Simmons says for robbing The Louvre as he's holding the Mona Lisa, and he's wearing King Tut's crown. Ronald asks to let him go to the bathroom and give him 5 minutes with the Mona Lisa as he'll then go to jail. Simmons says "All right, deal", so Ronald leaves laughing. The video cuts to Junior, saying Ronald's getting arrested, which Joseph doesn't like this as Junior as they're going to take all their stolen stuff. Cody tells Junior that when he was on the phone with Ronald, he got scared that they would get arrested, so he called the police and made a deal as he told them they would give back all the stuff they stole and turn in Deebo and whoever bought the stuff in exchange for all of them going free. Joseph gets shocked and asks if he set up Deebo. Cody says he did, so Joseph calls him a snitch. Junior asks if he called the cops and told them that they'll return all the stolen stuff and turn in Deebo and a buyer in exchange for them going free. Cody says he did and they got off with a warning. Junior asks if they agreed to that even though they're the ones that stole it. Cody confirms as Junior asks if they're not going to charge them and if they just wanted those other people. Cody confirms as Junior asks if he did all of it in one call. Cody says he did. Junior asks if he got it in writing. Cody says it was like a handshake. Junior asks if they should get a lawyer. Cody says no as he settled it, so Junior asks if he settled it in a quick phone call. Cody confirms as Junior asks him to explain the phone call as he says it doesn't make any sense. Cody says ok as he then explains. After explaining, Junior says he feels they should still get a lawyer. Cody says he thinks it's good and he assured him that they wouldn't go to jail. Joseph asks if it's just Deebo. Cody says yeah, and Ronald. Junior asks if he can call back and negotiate as he asks if they get a reward for turning in the people who did it. Cody says to take the deal they have, but Junior says they turned the people who did it. Cody says they did it, so Junior says they should get a reward for turning themselves in. Cody tells Junior that he doesn't want to push it as this goes on for a while until Junior says they need to get a lawyer to reopen it. Cody says he can do that as he sits, saying he's going to sit here. Junior says they didn't get anything out of the deal as he sits down, saying they went to Paris for no reason. Joseph sits down and calls it a waste of time as Junior says to go re-rob it, re-turn themselves in, and remake a new deal. Cody says he doesn't want to as he says it was a lot.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Deebo
- Mr. Goodman
- Ronald McDonald
- Simmons
- Nicholas Cage (phone call)
- Tony the Tiger (background)
- Ken (cameo in animation)
- Braxton (indirectly mentioned)
- Jeffy (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 3 years after "Jeffy's Laser Pointer!", 5 years after "CHEF PEE PEE PRANK HILARIOUS SO FUNNY HAHA GONE WRONG WITH HAMMER", a decade after "Bowser Junior's GoKart Race!", and 15 years after "Black Yoshi's Girlfriend".
- This video is based on the 2025 Louvre heist.
- This is Ronald McDonald's first appearance since "The McDonalds Rap!".
- This is Simmons' first appearance since "The DoorDash Problem!".
- This is also the first time he appears without Brooklyn Guy since "Jeffy's Mother's Day!" and the first time he appears without him in 2025.
- In the thumbnail, Joseph's pose in his rich clothes is reused from "Roy's Cool Lessons!" and "Jeffy's Club!".
- It is one of the rare SML videos where Goodman swears uncensored on live TV as a anchor for unknown reasons. In real life, You can't swear on live TV as a news anchor although rarely the anchors do swearing only by accident.
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