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"The Lasagna Halloween!" is the 1,216th episode of SML Movies.

Plot[]

The video starts with Brooklyn T. Guy saying "Come on Dodgers" as Karen asks what's he doing. Brooklyn Guy says he's watching the World Series and it's crazy that there's a bunch of guys dressed as professional baseball players and they're messing with his parlay. Karen then comes in and gives Brooklyn Guy some lasagna, saying it's his "Halloween Lasagna" but then calls them "Brains". Brooklyn Guy asks why she cooked him lasagna for Halloween. Karen says it's spooky as it looks like human brains, but Brooklyn Guy says it smells like "Human ass". Karen says it's not nice as Brooklyn Guy asks what's she even dressed as. Karen says she's an athlete. After talking about her pronunciation of the word, Brooklyn Guy asks what kind of athlete she is. Karen says she wanted to be Rocky the boxer, but also wanted to be Michael Phelps, so she decided to dress up as an Olympic-athlete-cheerleader. Brooklyn Guy tells Karen to pick one thing as she's doing Halloween wrong, but Karen claims that you can't do Halloween wrong. Brooklyn Guy says she found a way as Karen says he doesn't have a scar on his head. Christopher Walkitten then comes out, which Brooklyn Guy looks and asks Karen if she put a costume on Christopher Walkitten. Karen says she did and he's a gremlin as Christopher says "Don't feed me after midnight". Brooklyn Guy asks if he wants some lasagna, but Karen tells him to not feed the cat lasagna as it's going to make him sick. Brooklyn Guy says it's going to make him sick as Karen asks if he can hand out the Halloween candy to the trick or treaters, which Brooklyn Guy asks if she can do it as he's watching the World Series. Karen says Halloween happens once a year and he can watch the World Series anytime, but Brooklyn Guy says it only happens once a year. Karen says he's been watching it for days. Brooklyn Guy says it only goes to seven games, so Karen says he can watch the next one, but Brooklyn Guy says it might end tonight. Karen says he said seven games, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know and that's why he has to watch it as the doorbell then rings. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy he's up and tells him to get them. The video then cuts to Marvin, asking Jeffy if he's excited to get candy. Jeffy says it's "Lasagna time", but Marvin says he said he's not getting lasagna. Jeffy says he likes it and hate Mondays as he knocks on the door. Brooklyn Guy says he's coming as he says Hogwarts is a little busy, and he hopes it isn't a flying car as he then opens the door, saying "Alakazam". Rose says it's not a real spell, so Brooklyn Guy says "Expecto Patrolium". Rose says that's not right either, but Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin what's he supposed to be. Marvin says he's Hubba Bubba as he makes a joke. Brooklyn Guy likes it as he wishes that he would think of that as his costume seems "stupid". Brooklyn Guy asks Rose what she is and if she's an astronaut. Rose says she's a Hersey's Kiss, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't like that as she looks like the Tin Man. Marvin says he told her that she had to be black for the costume to make sense as Rose says he doesn't even have a scar on his forehead. Brooklyn Guy asks why people keep pointing it out as Jeffy says "I'm an orange puss". Brooklyn Guy says "Oh, you're Garfield" as Jeffy asks for lasagna. Marvin tells Jeffy that he told him that he's not getting lasagna; he's getting candy, but Brooklyn Guy says if Garfield wants lasagna, he can get lasagna as he then pulls out some lasagna. Marvin says Jeffy wants candy as Brooklyn Guy says he was keeping some lasagna just in case somebody showed up, dressed like Garfield as he puts it in Jeffy's bucket, telling him that he's the lucky winner. Marvin asks if he had some lasagna sitting around. Brooklyn Guy says he did just in case of Garfield as Marvin asks if he can have some candy. Brooklyn Guy says he is candy as he closes the door while Jeffy says "Lasagna time". Jeffy then tells Marvin that he has lasagna in his bucket, which Marvin says he can't believe he got lasagna as they all then leave. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, saying he's lucky as Karen asks how the trick or treaters was. Brooklyn Guy says they were good as Karen then asks if he gave them candy. Brooklyn Guy says he did as he gave them something good to eat. Karen says it's funny that he ate all his lasagna when she just brought him his fork, which Brooklyn Guy claims he didn't need the fork; he just gobbled it all down. Karen then says the bowl of candy is in the kitchen and he never grabbed it. Brooklyn Guy claimed they were vegan trick or treaters, so he gave them grass as that's what they wanted. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to breathe in her face, but Brooklyn Guy says it's going to smell like grass as he joined in to know what the fuss is about. Karen demands to let her smell his breath, so Brooklyn Guy does so, and Karen says it doesn't smell like grass or lasagna.

Brooklyn Guy claims he used a Harry Potter spell to make it smell like a normal breath, so Karen asks if he ate the lasagna. Brooklyn Guy says he did as Karen asks if he swears on his life that he ate it. Brooklyn Guy confirms, so Karen asks if he swears on Christopher Walkitten's life that he ate it. Brooklyn Guy confirms as Karen says she thinks he gave away the lasagna to the kids. Brooklyn Guy asks why he would do that and why he would poison the community like that. Karen says it's her great great grandmother's recipe, which Brooklyn Guy asks if it killed her, shocking Karen as Brooklyn Guy says he didn't eat it, but the kid was dressed as Garfield and asked for lasagna as he asks what he was supposed to do. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that since he didn't eat her lasagna, she's getting him another slice as she then leaves while Brooklyn Guy questions the odds that he gets another Garfield. Karen then comes back with another slice, saying he's actually going to eat it this time. Karen then hands Brooklyn Guy the candy bowl, saying he's going to give it to the trick or treaters. Brooklyn Guy says he'll do that as the doorbell then rings, which Brooklyn Guy says they have trick or treaters and he's going to give them the candy as he rustles the bowl and takes the lasagna slice. The video cuts to Junior, saying he can't wait for the candy. Joseph says he better have Twix or something as Brooklyn Guy opens the door, asking if they want some lasagna. Joseph says no as it's trick or treat. Brooklyn Guy says he'll smell his feet as he says to take the lasagna, but Joseph says no and asks if he has Twix in a lasagna. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't have any but asks if he wants Twix. Brooklyn Guy tells him to hold on as brings out Twix and lasagna. Joseph likes it as Brooklyn Guy then puts them in the bucket. Junior asks if he has Nerds. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't and instructs them to say "Thanks for the candy, mister" really loud. Junior and Joseph do that as Brooklyn Guy says "Don't mention it kids, enjoy that candy" as he says it's not lasagna as it would be crazy and closes the door. Junior asks why he gave them lasagna. Joseph says he didn't know, but he got dinner and dessert tonight as they all then leave. The video cuts to Brooklyn Guy, saying he dodged a bullet as Karen asks if he gave out the candy. Brooklyn Guy says he did and they wanted Twix, but Karen asks why the bucket still here. Brooklyn Guy says they only wanted Twix, so he figured he would save the trouble of carrying the bucket, so he got the Twix and gave it to them. Karen then says she sees he ate his lasagna. Brooklyn Guy says he did, it was delicious, and he can't believe he didn't eat the first piece she gave him as he says it was good, but Karen asks when he had time to eat it. Brooklyn Guy says he ate it at the door while talking to them with his hands, so Karen asks to see his hands. Brooklyn Guy shows them and claims it was finger licking good, meaning there's nothing left, so Karen says she thinks they should ask "Mr. Gremlin" as she asks Christopher Walkitten if Brooklyn Guy ate his lasagna. Brooklyn Guy tells Christopher Walkitten to watch what he says unless he wants to live on the street. Christopher Walkitten says "Me, ow", which Brooklyn Guy says that's right as Karen says she thinks he forgot they have a doorbell camera as she says she saw him give the lasagna slice to the kids and him telling them to say "Thanks for the candy, mister" loudly for her benefit. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't want her lasagna, so Karen asks why. Brooklyn Guy says it's stinky, but Karen claims she made it with love as she says she brought him an extra slice. Brooklyn Guy asks why she keeps making him lasagna as he doesn't want it, which Karen says he's going to love it; he just has to try it. Brooklyn Guy says he will as he says they got more trick or treaters as he takes the lasagna slice, saying he better bring some candy, but Karen tells him to take the candy, so Brooklyn Guy takes the candy bowl instead and leaves. The video cuts to Mikey knocking, saying he wants candy. Clarissa Fitzpatrick tells him to calm down, but Mike says no, he wants candy as Brooklyn Guy opens the door, saying "Hey there, trick or treat", but then says "Oh wait no, you say that", so Mikey says "trick or treat". Brooklyn Guy says he's a Jedi, but Mikey says he's a Sith lord. Brooklyn Guy says he has Jedi robes, which Mikey says he's Anakin when he killed the younglings. Brooklyn Guy says he had a blue lightsaber at that point, but Mikey says they didn't have any more blue lightsabers left at the store, so Brooklyn Guy tells him to be more accurate next time. Mikey says he doesn't have a scar or glasses, which Brooklyn Guy says he has the glasses; they just fell off as he asks Clarissa who she's supposed to be. Clarissa says she's a bee, which Brooklyn Guy makes a joke and says he'll give her all the candy if she shows him a "tit". Clarissa gets confused, so Brooklyn Guy says he said what he said as Mikey begs Clarissa, but Clarissa says no.

Mikey says she showed them to the guy at the gas station for free gas earlier. Clarissa says she did, but the guy was attractive and Brooklyn Guy's the guy from the news with the small wiener. After Mikey laughs and says his is bigger, Brooklyn Guy says the candy he has is trash and asks if he wants the good stuff. Mikey says he does, so Brooklyn Guy tells him to meet him at the back door. Mikey accepts as Brooklyn Guy brings the candy bowl in, takes the lasagna slice, and goes out the back door, telling Karen that he's out back to take a shit as he doesn't want to smell up the house. Mikey then asks where's the premium candy. Brooklyn Guy says he has something better as he takes out the lasagna slice, asking how they feel about lasagna. Mikey doesn't like it as he likes candy. Brooklyn Guy says he's going to want it as he puts it in Mikey's bucket. Clarissa asks why he put lasagna in the bucket, but Brooklyn Guy goes in, saying "Your welcome" as Mikey is then heard, getting upset about the lasagna in his bucket. Karen asks Brooklyn Guy if he made the kid meet him around back so he could give away his lasagna. Brooklyn Guy confirms as Karen tells him to follow him. Brooklyn Guy does so as the video cuts to Karen, handing Brooklyn Guy another lasagna slice, saying he's going to sit there and eat it. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't want to, but Karen says she's done "fucking around" as he's going to sit there and eat the lasagna, which she's going to watch him eat it as Brooklyn Guy tries dialing 911. Karen then asks what's he doing. Brooklyn Guy says he's calling 911 as its abuse, but Karen tells him to hang up the phone. Brooklyn Guy says his emergency is "that" as he sits the handset on the lasagna. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to take the phone out. Brooklyn Guy complies as Karen says he's going to eat the lasagna. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't want to. Karen says he's going to eat it as Brooklyn Guy then says there's trick or treaters and they got to give them candy. Karen says no, they're not doing Halloween anymore. Brooklyn Guy asks if she's going to make the kids suffer because he wouldn't eat her food. Karen says no, he's going to make them suffer because he wouldn't eat her food. Brooklyn Guy suggests giving them candy together, which Karen likes the idea and tells Brooklyn Guy to leave the lasagna as they leave while Christopher Walkitten hops onto the counter, which Brooklyn Guy comes back and tells him to eat it as he then leaves again. At the front door, Karen is excited, saying it's her first trick or treater as she opens it to see Shrek, who says "Trick or treat, smell my ass, give me something for my bowels to pass". Brooklyn Guy asks if he likes lasagna, which Karen doesn't like that as Shrek says he likes cheesecake. Brooklyn Guy says it has cheese while Karen says to give him the candy. Brooklyn Guy says he's holding the bowl, so Karen grabs some candy and puts it in Shrek's bucket while Brooklyn Guy looks and tells Christopher Walkitten to eat it. Karen stops and asks what he said, which Brooklyn Guy claims he said nothing as Karen continues to grab some candy while Brooklyn Guy insults Christopher Walkitten, telling him to eat the lasagna. Karen stops again and asks Brooklyn Guy if he is ok, which Brooklyn Guy says he's not as he claims he's schizophrenic. Karen asks if he's going to die. Brooklyn Guy says no, he'll be fine as Karen asks if he needs to sit down. Brooklyn Guy says he needs to not eat lasagna, but Karen says he's eating the lasagna as she continues putting candy in Shrek's bucket while Brooklyn Guy watches Christopher Walkitten knocks the plate over, which Brooklyn Guy likes that as Karen turns around and asks what that was. Brooklyn Guy claims he sneezed, so Karen says "Bless you" as she tells Shrek to have a good night. Shrek says it must be his lucky day and thanks Karen for the candy as he leaves while Karen closes the door. Karen then says it's time to eat as they go into the kitchen, where Brooklyn Guy says "Oh no, what the heck" while Karen asks what happened. Christopher Walkitten says "Me, ow", so Karen says "Oh that stupid fucking cat". Brooklyn Guy tells her to not blame the cat as he says he doesn't know any better. Karen says the lasagna landed on the counter and she thinks he can still eat it as she puts it back on a plate while Brooklyn Guy gets upset at Christopher Walkitten. Karen then tells Brooklyn Guy to eat up. Brooklyn Guy says he wants a divorce, but Karen says he can have it after he eats the slice, which Karen says it's the last one. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's the last slice. Karen says yes, so Brooklyn Guy throws the plate, breaking it as Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that he's such a child. Brooklyn Guy says he is Harry Potter and he was a child in most of the movies, but Karen says he looks more like a Weasley to her. Brooklyn Guy gets upset as they argue for some time until Brooklyn Guy asks where's his wand so he can turn her into a good cook. Karen gets shocked and says she's going to kick his ass as Karen then hits Brooklyn Guy.

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