"The Hitman!"/"Jeffy's Ice Cream" is the 246th video of SML Movies.
The episode starts with Jeffy banging his head on the table in an attempt to lodge his pencil farther up his nose. Mario comes in and is about feed Jeffy some green beans on a pig-themed plastic plate, but Jeffy, as one would probably expect, refuses to eat the veggies, stating he doesn't even know how to eat them and that he wants Jell-O instead. Mario then hands Jeffy a fork to eat the green beans, but he throws the fork away. Annoyed, Mario then tells Jeffy to mash his face into the green beans to eat them after Jeffy refuses to retrieve the fork, saying that it slipped. Jeffy then proceeds to fling the plate of green beans, scattering them all over the couch.
Jeffy then asks for a Jell-O cup. Mario then gives Jeffy a green Jell-O cup, but Jeffy flips the spoon which flicks some of the Jell-O away. Mario loses his patience and proceeds to beat the living stuffing out of Jeffy, which causes him to cry "RAPE! RAPE!".
Moments later, Mario is still angry and upset as he throws his brand new box of Cheerios cereal in the trash bin, since earlier where Jeffy tells Mario (his "dad") that he stuck his pee pee in the cereal box. Mario then gets the brilliant idea to hire a Hitman, to kill off Jeffy for good, since Mario does not want to kill Jeffy by himself for fear that he will go to jail.
He reaches and flips the pages of a phone book where he discovers an and saying about calling a Loan Dolphin. Mario tries to call the dolphin with his mobile phone, but as he hears a knock in the door, Mario opens a door to encounter a Loan Dolphin, even though he didn't answer Mario via phone since he's only got here just in time.
As a killer dolphin steps inside, Mario asks him for his favor to kill Jeffy. The Loan Dolphin informs Mario to take Jeffy to the park to buy an ice cream for him then he'll secretly shoot him clean off. Mario accepts it and takes Jeffy to the park, where he did buys an ice cream for Jeffy and waits for the Loan Dolphin to go for the kill for Jeffy. However, as Jeffy purposely drops his ice cream down to the grass, the Loan Dolphin, who is secretly hides behind the bushes and did not know what Jeffy looks like, he sees Jeffy patting his diaper as usual, but he does not shoot Jeffy since he doesn't have an ice cream. Loan Dolphin accidentally shoots Patrick, who also has an ice cream cone, shooting him to death which causes Mario, Jeffy and the entire park to freak out and scream.
Seconds later back to Mario's apartment, Mario watches the news on TV about Patrick's death. He angrily states to the dolphin that he's suppose to kill Jeffy, as Mario shows the Loan Dolphin with Jeffy.
So the Loan Dolphin tells Mario for another plan by taking Jeffy at 5:00 pm to a McDonald's restaurant to get him some chicken nuggets. Mario goes along with the plan (he thinks he will put poison to the nuggets or add a bomb inside the bag), and at dusk, takes Jeffy for a drive to McDonald's to get him some chicken nuggets. Jeffy, however, being the bratty self he is, demands that Mario get him 20 toys. After Mario orders chicken nuggets from speaker and requests for 20 toys, he grabs a bag of food from the Loan Dolphin in the service window and gives it to Jeffy, who seemly didn't see the dolphin since all he cares for are the 20 toys he demanded.
While driving back home, Jeffy complains Mario that he only got one toy from the bag, rather than 20 of them he asked for. Mario tries to tell Jeffy that he doesn't need 20 toys but too late, Jeffy throws the bag of chicken nuggets and the one toy out the car window, causing Mario angrily to stop his car and forces Jeffy to get out to get his bag. Of course, the stupid child refuses and says that he wants 20 toys.
That night, the Loan Dolphin asks Mario if Jeffy's dead, but Mario says he didn't because all he wanted is 20 toys, which make the dolphin very furious, who then goes on a rant about all the trouble he went through to set everything up. Afterwards, the Loan Dolphin then tells Mario the next plan, which is to just leave the door unlocked so he can sneak in and kill Jeffy. Later Mario puts Jeffy to bed, unlocks the door, and goes to sleep. The Loan Dolphin then sneaks into the house, but keeps bumping into everything, which wakes Jeffy up, and makes him think someone is going to steal his butt, so he calls 911 to report it. A police officer shows up and they search the apartment.
Eventually they get to the bathroom, and the Loan Dolphin is found hiding in the bathtub. Mario then finds out that the Loan Dolphin is one of the most wanted criminals in America, so he is dragged off to prison. Mario then makes a joke how the Loan Dolphin's only "porpoise" in like is to kill people. The Brooklyn Guy then laughs, and the episode ends.
- Loan Dolphin
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Tim (Mentioned)
- Debe (Mentioned)
- Ray (mentioned)
- Steve (Mentioned)
- Flying Ace Snoopy (Happy Meal Toy, Non-Speaking Cameo)
- JFK (mention
- This was the final video to be set in the apartment in which Jeffy played a major role.
- The Loan Dolphin mentions that his friend Ray killed a guy named Steve. This is a reference to crocodile hunter Steve Irwin, who was killed by a stingray in 2006.
- This is the first appearance of Jeffy/Happy Meal since Where's Jeffy?
- The 3rd time is Jeffy's Parents!
- This is the first appearance of the Loan Dolphin since Bowser Junior's Credit Card!.
- This video introduced the joke of Jeffy sticking his in Cheerio boxes.
- This is Patrick's first appearance since Bowser Junior's Playtime 3, and first appearance in 2016.
- This is the second use of Jeffy's new iPhone 7.
- This is Felipe's first appearance since Bowser Junior's Playtime 4.
- This is NOT the final appearance of The Loan Dolphin.
- This is the second time Patrick dies. The first is Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3.
- The background of the SML question is the same as the background of the thumbnail for Bowser Junior Gets His Nose Pierced!, but only brighter.
- This is the 3rd time Mario and Jeffy appears without Rosalina. 1st being Jeffy's Stupid Home Video!, and 2nd being Jeffy Sleepwalks!.
- Jeffy's disliking of green beans is mentioned again. The first time was in Bowser Junior's Game Night 3.
- GamecubeDude300 didn't publish a video of him reacting to this SML Movie due to the video not being good as stated in his reply of a comment of reaction in The Koopalings! Part 2.
- This is Brooklyn T. Guy's last appearance in 2016, and his final appearance until The Secret Door!, as all appearances between this video and the latter is his identical twin brother, Does Bad Things Guy.
- This is the debut of Jeffy's long forgotten excuse, 'It slipped!'
- When Patrick has a blue colored waffle cone, Felipe feels jealous, indicating that he is probably poor.
- This was called "Jeffy's Ice Cream" on the "SML Reacts", this was because Logan didn't want demonetization because of the original title and Jeffy getting his ice cream was the scene in the video he remembers the most.
- On August 22, 2019, this video and 24 other videos got deleted.
- The Loan Dolphin clam's himself that he doesn't have any hand's but yet hold's a gun.
- It's unknown why Mario didn't ask Black Yoshi to kill Jeffy, as the episode Black Yoshi's Koolaid establishes that Black Yoshi is a hitman.
- When Jeffy was banging his nose on the table, the pencil didn't go up far enough to injure him, unlike in Smart Jeffy.
- Jeffy was afraid of ice cream in Jeffy's Homework!, so it's unknown why he is okay with it. Possibly because he got over his fear of it or Logan forgot about it, or it is just Jeffy not paying attention to the card at that time.