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"The Hide And Seek Problem!" (Stylized as "The Hide And Seek PROBLEM!") is the 1,074th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior and his friends play hide and seek!
Plot[]
The video starts with Joseph and Junior greeting each other. Junior asks him if he was ready for movie night, and Joseph responds that he is. Junior then remembers that it was now Cody's turn to pick a movie, much to Joseph's dismay. Junior decides to hide the remote, so Cody couldn't pick the movie that night. He then ''hides'' the remote between the couch cushions. Cody arrives and asks the two if they were ready for movie night. Junior tells him that they think movie night is cancelled, as he couldn't find the remote. Cody notices that the remove is poorly shoved between the couch cushions and pulls it out. Junior compliments him, saying that Cody was ''seriously really good'' at finding things, which Cody responds that it was because Junior was bad at hiding things. Upset, Junior claims if they played hide and seek, Cody would never find him. Cody accepts the challenge, before telling them that Ken wants to play too, so Junior would have to hide him. Junior reluctantly agrees and asks Cody to count to 20, which Cody agrees to do, and he starts counting.
At the stairs, Junior tells Joseph to hide somewhere really hard because if Cody never finds them, they'll never have to watch stupid movie, which Joseph says "Okay dude" as he then goes find his hiding spot while Junior figures out where to hide Ken, which he decides to hide Ken on the wall-mounted lights as he then leaves to go find his hiding spot. The video then goes back to Joseph, frantically saying "Where do I hide, Where do I hide?" until he sees a Washing Machine in the laundry room, which he says it's perfect as he goes in and closes the door to hide in it. Inside the Washing Machine, Joseph laughs to himself as he says Cody will never find him there, meaning they'll never have to watch a stupid movie. The video then goes back to Junior, who is in the kitchen, frantically saying "Where do I hide, Where do I hide?" until he sees the pantry, which he decides to hide there as he goes in it, and close the pantry door as he then says Cody will never find him there. Cody then finishes counting as he says here he comes, which he says "Junior, Joseph, come out come out, wherever you are" as he then goes down the stairs, where he finds Ken first, which he grabs him as he says "Nice try Ken" as he says he has perfect 20/20 vision with his glasses on as he continues walking down the stairs to find Junior and Joseph. He then walks to the kitchen, saying he already found Ken and it would be a real shame if he finds one of them in the pantry as he then opens the pantry door and finds Junior, which Junior says "Come on Cody, that's not fair" as he then asks how he found him so fast, which Cody says "Another one bites the dust" as Junior then says he really is good at hide and seek. Cody tells him he told him as they then go around the kitchen, looking for Joseph, only to find he's not hiding anywhere in the kitchen. They then go to the White Couch, where Cody tells Junior that his "Joseph Detector" is going off as he then says the couch look kind of lumpy, which he feels it as he then says it's not too hard, but it also not too soft, leaving him to think Joseph is hiding there as he lifts up the middle cushion, only to find Joseph is not hiding there. Cody then says he guess his "Joseph Detector" needs to be calibrated as he then makes some noises before, which Junior yells out "JOSEPH!", which stops Cody as he asks "Where?", only to find out it was a mistake as Junior says he meant to call him Cody. Cody then says he thought he knew where he was as they then leave, which Junior tells him that he was trying to tell him to shut up. They then go to the Red Couch, 4 hours later, where Cody is still using his "Joseph Detector", where he says "Beep, Beep, Beep" at the middle cushion, where Cody tells Junior his "Joseph Detector" is going off as he lifts up the middle cushion, only to find Joseph is not hiding there. Cody says there's no Joseph, but there is a bunch of Legos and stuff down there, which he says it's cool as he puts the middle cushion back down. Junior questions why Joseph would be hiding under the cushion he was counting on, which Cody says he doesn't know as he says he searched the whole rest of the house, and it's the only place left he could be. Junior then asks if he gives up, which Cody says he does as he says "All right Joseph, I give up, you win" as Junior then says "You hear that Joseph? Cody gives up, you won hide and seek". They then continue to yell out to tell Joseph to come out, but he never comes out, which Junior tells Cody that he'll let him know whenever he comes out, which Cody says ok as he then says he's really embarrassed by the whole thing and he thinks he's just going to go home as he leaves, which Junior says "All right" as Junior then yells out for Joseph some more before giving up, saying he'll come out eventually. The video then cuts to the laundry room, where Joseph, who is still in the Washing Machines, says "All right guys, I'm done, you can find me" as he then says he's done before he then begs for help. Chef Pee Pee then comes in, saying it's time to do laundry as he then sees the amount he has to do, which he says "Yeah, fuck that, I'll do that next month" as he then leaves.
2 Weeks Later, Cody says Hey to Junior as he tells him to check out his Amazing Spider-Man action figure, which has a bunch of hands that can be used according to Cody. Junior is impressed about it as he says "Woooah", which Cody says "Yeah, damn right woah" as he says it has all kinds of webs and stuff. Junior says it's so cool, which Cody agrees with him as he then asks "Where's Joseph?" as he wants to show it to him, but Junior says he doesn't know as he hasn't seen him in 2 Weeks. Cody then asks if he ever come out after they got done playing hide and seek, which Junior says he doesn't know as he never saw him, but he did went to sleep so he could have, but he never seen him since. They then continue to talk about Joseph until Cody asks if they should call the cops, which Junior says they could and ask them, which Cody agrees as he then goes to call them. Junior asks Cody if he can open the Spider-Man toy as Cody leaves to go call the cops, which Cody yells out "Yeah", which Junior says "Okay" as he then opens the Spider-Man toy. Cody then comes in, along with Brooklyn T. Guy, who asks if somebody called the cops until he sees the Spider-Man toy, which he was about to sing the Spider-Man song until he says "I don't know if that's copyright" as he then says he'll shut the fuck up. Brooklyn Guy then asks why they called him as he then asks if it's "Give your Local Police Officer a cool Spider-Man toy day", but Junior tells him it's not, which disappoints Brooklyn Guy as he says it never is that that as he then asks what they want, which Junior explains that they need an opinion from him as 2 Weeks ago, they were playing hide and seek with his friend, and they never found him. He then says it's been 2 Weeks and they still haven't found him. Brooklyn Guy says he sees what's going on as he says he thinks his friend thinks he's the hide and seek champion as he then tells them to tell their friend to move over because the real hide and seek champion is standing right Infront oh him: that being himself. Junior asks if he's the hide and seek champion, which Brooklyn Guy says "Damn right I am" as he then tells them a story about how he became the hide and seek champion. After he tells them the story, he tells them "So Yeah, Zeke died in a house fire" as he then says "You know the funny thing is?" as he tells them the police found his burned remains, which he says means he even sucked at hide and seek when he was dead. Cody asks him if he killed a guy because he was better then him at hide and seek, but Brooklyn Guy says no as he says if he was, then the fire would of never found him as he then says if he dies in a fire, no one's ever going to find his remains as he then says that's how good he is at hide and seek. Junior says he really is good at hide and seek, which Brooklyn Guy thanks him as he says he's going to find his friend as he then calls for Officer Cuddlesworth, which Cuddlesworth then comes in as Brooklyn Guy tells them he's going to use his dog to find his friend, which Cody asks if that's cheating, but Brooklyn Guy says no as he then says he's better at hiding then seeking as he then tells him to shut and tells Cuddlesworth to come on as they then proceed to leave to find Joseph.
At the laundry room, Brooklyn Guy asks Cuddlesworth why he brought him to the laundry room, which Cuddlesworth barks as he finds something in the Washing Machine, which Brooklyn Guy says "What's in there boy, is there something in there" as he opens the Washing Machine door, only to find a Skeleton in there, which Brooklyn Guy says there's a Skeleton in there, but it's not Halloween anymore, which this terrifies him as he says it must mean it's a dead body, which he grabs it as he says he better take it to the surrenders lab to see if they can identify it as he and Cuddlesworth then goes back to the Red Couch, where he says to Junior and Joseph "Well, well, well, look at what I found in the Washing Machine", which this scares Junior as he asks if he found it in the Washing Machine, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he then says according to Google, which he calls the Forensics Lab, it's their friend judging by the green hat that is on the Skeleton. Junior asks which friend, which Brooklyn Guy says "Joseph, the one that died". Junior then asks if he's dead and if he's a Skeleton, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah to both of them, which Junior says he must of got locked in the Washing Machine when they were playing Hide and Seek, which Brooklyn Guy doesn't think so as he says it could also be someone locked him in the Washing Machine, and made up a story to cover for it. Junior then asks if he's saying he think they killed Joseph, which Brooklyn Guy says he does think that as he then tells them they are under arrest, but Cody asks him if they killed Joseph, then why would they call the cops, which Brooklyn Guy says it's because they wanted his body to be found so it looked like an accident. Junior tells him that it was an accident because he must of accidentally locked himself in it, but Brooklyn Guy tells him to tell it to the Judge as he then tells them to come on so he can tell the Judge what he said as they all then go to court.
At court, Judge Pooby calls order in the courtroom as he says today, he will be hearing the case of Junior and Cody, who are being accused of murdering their friend Joseph and hiding his body. He asks Junior and Cody how do they pled, which Cody says they plead not-guilty as he says it's bullshit and they were playing hide and seek, and Joseph clearly got stuck at where they couldn't find him, and he died. Judge Pooby then asks why didn't he call the cops as he says "Your friend was missing for weeks and you didn't say anything?", which Junior tells him that they thought Joseph really wanted to win hide and seek, and that he wanted to be the greatest hide and seek seeker, but Brooklyn Guy tells him it's not possible as he says he's the greatest hide and seeker ever. Judge Pooby then says "Okay, but for weeks he didn't come out to use the bathroom or eat" as he says "You see how this doesn't make any sense?", which Junior tells him he doesn't know and Joseph might of had snacks in his hat, but Cody stops him, saying "Snack in his hat Junior!?" as he then says no and they didn't kill Joseph as he says it was a accident during hide and seek. Judge Pooby then gets an idea as he says he has a way to determine if it was an accident or murder as he uses Brooklyn Guy's claim of being the best hide and seeker to sentence Junior and Cody to play hide and seek with Brooklyn Guy, which he says if they can find him, it means they are good at playing hide and seek, and Joseph really did just get stuck and die in a unfindable spot, but if they can't find him, they'll be sentenced to life in prison as he then taps his gavel, which Brooklyn Guy laughs as he says he doesn't give a shit if they spent the rest of their life in prison as he then says he's the hide and seek champion. He then tells them to go as they then proceed to leave court.
Back at the Red Couch, Brooklyn Guy tells Cody and Junior that he hopes they are ready to spend the rest of their lives in jail, but Junior tells him "Nuh-uh" and they are going to win, which Brooklyn Guy questions this as he then says "Oh yeah? you and what other person?", which Cody says "Me", only for Brooklyn Guy to laugh as he says "Okay, you and what third person" as he claims that they are going to need a whole army of Where's Waldo champions to find him, which Brooklyn Guy then continues to brag until Junior tells him to just do it, which Brooklyn Guy says okay as he then goes over the rules. After he goes over the rules, Brooklyn Guy tells them to go as Junior and Cody hide their eyes and start counting while Brooklyn Guy frantically tries to find a hiding spot until he decides to hide under a blanket, which he says they aren't going to find him under there until he realizes it's infront of them, so he takes the blanket off and hides under a cushion, which he says "This is the shit" as Junior then finishes, saying "Ready or not, here I come", which Brooklyn Guy laughs because of the way Junior said "Come" as he then makes a joke, saying he might as well of say "Ready or not, here I splooge" or "Ready or not, here I nut", causing Junior to easily find him as he tells him "I found you", which upsets Brooklyn Guy as he comes out the cushion he was hiding under, and claim it's not fair as he says things like he doesn't know the layout of this house and the good hiding spots in it because he didn't grew up in it as he then says they should of played hide and seek in his house until he remembers he burned his house down. Brooklyn Guy then says if it was a regulation game, it wouldn't work as he says he didn't win, but Junior tells him he found him fair and square, but Brooklyn Guy doesn't believe him as he says they should do it again, double or nothing, which Junior asks if he means double their life sentences, which Brooklyn Guy confirms that's what he mean. Junior then says no as he then tells him that if he goes to tell the Judge, he better tell him that they found him or he's going to tell the judge that he killed his friend Zeke and burned his house down when he was a kid. Brooklyn Guy then says touché as he then says "Okay, but you still didn't win hide and seek" as he says it doesn't count because it's not regulation. Junior then asks about their friend Joseph as he's still dead, which Brooklyn Guy says he sure is dead as he then says "But hey, you got Spider-Man" as he then was about to sing the Spider-Man song, but stops due to it being copyrighted as he then leaves.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Ken
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Officer Cuddlesworth
- Judge Pooby
- Hide And Seek Zeke
- Spider-Man (as a toy)
- Mr. Guy (pictured only, animation)
- Barbara Guy (pictured only, animation)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "The Thanksgiving Stain!", 8 years after "Turkey Tyranny!", 9 years after "The Pizza Delivery!", and a decade after "Mine!".
- This is Officer Cuddlesworth's first appearance in 2024 and his first appearance since "Goodman's Cat!".
- This is the first time Joseph dies since "Night Swim!".
Errors[]
- At 1:21, when Junior hides in the pantry, you can see some ghosting images.
- When Brooklyn Guy investigates at the washing machine, you can see Pooby in the reflection of the selector, and the camera.
Poll[]
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