"The Fortune Cookies!" is the 368th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The episode begins like most Junior episodes do, Junior, Joseph, & Cody sitting on the couch in the game room and Junior saying; "So guys, what do you wanna do today?" Cody says he wants to “Take a big, fat, whopping Footlong right between the buns.” Junior is grossed out by that and asks Cody what he means. Cody replies that he wants to eat a hot dog. All 3 of them are hungry, and Junior goes to ask Chef Pee Pee if he can cook something for them.
In the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is blindfolded and throwing eggs at the wall. Junior comes onscreen and asks Chef Pee Pee why he's blindfolded and what he's cooking. Chef Pee pee says it's "breakfast for dinner" and he's blindfolded because it's "too easy". He throws another egg at the wall and tells Junior to get ready for dinner.
Back in the game room, Junior sits back down on the couch with Joseph & Cody and says that they're gonna have to order Chinese food or something because Chef Pee Pee's cooking again. Cody questions why that's a problem because that what he's supposed to do but Junior says he's "cooking" again. Joseph and Cody instantly say no to that. Junior says he'll order Chinese Food and thinks it would be funny to speak in actual Chinese when ordering. But Cody says they don't even know how to speak Chinese so Junior goes to get his phone.
Once Junior calls an unnamed Chinese Restaurant, which is actually a dog pound (which is probably racist in some way), owned by Jackie Chu, Junior begins ordering. Every food begins with "Yum Yum" (which is also probably racist), They order 3 egg rolls, And Chicken. Jackie Chu if he wants “Chicken Cat Meow,” or Chicken Dog Woof". Cody says that he’s allergic to cats, so Junior order the Dog Woof. He then orders 7 fortune cookies, and rice. Jackie Chu asks how many pieces of rice he wants. Junior asks Cody how many pieces of rice they want. Cody is confused and says a couple hundred. Junior asks for a couple hundred pieces, and Jackie Chu says, “Yum yum yum yum yum” for 3 hours straight. Cut to three hours later, Joseph, Cody, And Junior are asleep. Cody tells Junior to wake up after Jackie Chu finishes. Junior wakes up and finishes the order. Jackie Chu says he'll be there in one minute.
The doorbell rings and Junior goes to answer it, and Jackie Chu says that he hit a dog on the way and hopes that it wasn’t Junior’s, because he says it will be his dinner. Jackie Chu has only brought the fortune cookies. Junior asks if this is all the food, but all Jackie Chu replies with is "Cookie, Yum Yum!" Junior goes back up to the game room and accidentally hits Joseph with the bag of fortune cookies, knocking him out.
Cody points out that they can't have fortune cookies for dinner, but Junior disagrees because he loves cookies. Cody says that fortune cookies taste terrible and the only people ever eat them is because their fortune is inside, which usually doesn't come true. Junior decides to open one and it reads:
"You will find great wealth today"
Junior is excited to find money, but Cody says just because something is in a fortune cookie, doesn't mean it'll always come true. Then, Cody bets $20 that if he can't find money that day. Junior sees Cody's $20 and wins the bet, proving that the fortune came true, and tells Cody to fork over another $20. Cody still doesn't believe the fortune cookies. Junior opens another cookie, and Cody hopes that he returns his money. The next fortune reads:
"You will be surprised with great luck"
This fortune comes true also, as Brooklyn T. Guy delivers a pizza to them for free (presumably Long John's) to them, and he slowly reveals that it was meant for the people across the street, but he hated those people he was meant to deliver it to, because the owner gave him a purple nurple in middle school and decided to deliver it there instead as a form of payback. Cody still doesn't believe the cookies. Junior decides to open another, which says:
"You will soon witness a miracle"
As Junior reads this, Cody chokes on his piece of pizza, and Junior saves his life by doing the Heimlich on him. Cody says it's a miracle, but still doesn't believe it, and opens a cookie himself to prove it. His cookie reads:
"You will find yourself in a sticky situation"
Cody likes the sound of that, but says that it's too bad it's not gonna happen, unless Junior's "down" with it. Suddenly, the doorbell rings again, and this time it's Cody's mom, Judy. Judy says to Junior that Cody had forgotten Ken back at his house. Junior asks why he's sticky but Judy doesn't know (It is possible she or Cody had sex with him, because of her standing there in silence for a second), and leaves quickly.
Junior brings Ken to Cody, who says that Ken is always sticky. Junior says that they're in a sticky situation, saying that the fortune came true again. Cody finally start to believe that the fortunes are real and they open the 5th cookie.
"Help I am being held prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory"
Cody asks if they should call someone. But Junior asks who are they gonna call, which Cody responds with "GHOSTBUSTERS!" (An obvious reference) Joseph finally wakes up and Junior tells him to open a cookie. It simply reads:
"You're poor"
All 3 friends agree that it's not wrong and Joseph leaves shortly after. Junior opens the 7th and final cookie, which reads:
"You can do anything"
The video ends with Junior turning himself into a rocket and shooting himself into Jupiter.
Characters[]
- Bowser Junior
- Cody
- Joseph
- Jackie Chu
- Chef Pee Pee
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Judy Nutkiss
- Ken
- Chompy (indirectly mentioned)
- Frank (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- Contrary to common belief, fortune cookies are claimed to actually be from San Francisco, with a Japanese descent, not China.
- At 4:31, Junior can be seen hitting Joseph with the fortune cookie bag, possibly explaining his headache.
- This is the first time that Joseph left in the middle of the video because he wasn't scared.
- The cookies are from Panda Express.
- It is revealed that Cody is allergic to cats.
- The "trapped in a cookie factory" message is a reference to how slave workers sneak secret messages in products.
- This is the most viewed SML Movie on SuperLuigiLogan, not counting the music video for Jeffy's "Why".
Errors[]
- Despite Cody being Jewish, he still ate the pepperoni pizza that had pork on it. However it's possible it was beef or turkey.
- When Junior saw Cody's 20 dollars he said 40 dollars.
- The 5th cookie in the video reads "Help I am being held prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory", but Junior reads it as "Help I am trapped in a Chinese cookie factory".
- At 11:21, the screen flashes black for a split second.
- At 4:31, Joseph is smacked in the face with the cookies.
- Jackie Chu never asked for Junior’s address. It is possible that Jackie Chu knows where Junior lives, as he has been to Junior’s house several times in other videos.