"The Food Machine!" is the 1,194th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Chef Pee Pee calling out Junior and his friends for dinner. They come in as Junior says he's hungry while Cody says it's food for his "tum". Junior then asks what it is while Cody asks if it's trash. Joseph questions what's wrong with them and says it looks delicious. Junior says it's gross and asks Chef Pee Pee what it is. Chef Pee Pee says it's dinner and eat it as he's not cooking again and he's trying something new. Cody asks what he tried and if he tried blindfolding himself and cooking what he found in the trash. Chef Pee Pee says no and explains that he went to the back of the fridge and found 2-week-old food, so he just cooked it again. Cody is shocked by this as Junior says they'll get sick. Chef Pee Pee says they won't get sick because he cooked the bacteria and fungus off it, so he says they're perfectly fine. Cody says it's not about the bacteria and fungus as he points out that there's a banana peel in it, meaning it can't be eaten. Chef Pee Pee says the banana peel is biodegradable, meaning he can eat it. Cody says that's not what that means while Junior says he's not eating the food. Cody says he has an invention that might help while Joseph says they're just being picky as he would eat it up, but Junior says it looks gross. Cody says they could always use his new invention while Joseph asks if there's an egg in it, which Junior says it's not an egg and he thinks it's a pale sausage. Cody says they wouldn't have to eat it if they used his new invention, but Joseph asks what's he talking about while Junior says he's yapping. Cody tells them to follow him as he leaves. Junior and Joseph follow along as the video cuts to the Red Couch, where Cody tries to introduce his invention, but Junior makes some fat jokes of his mom and Joseph joins in, causing Cody to say it's the "F-F-Fuck you guys Machine". Junior says it was not nice as Cody then says he'll tell them what it does. Cody says it's the F-F-F Food Machine. Joseph is disappointed, saying he thought the F stood for Feet. Cody questions why he would think that as he says it says "Food Machine" on it. Joseph claims that he got excited and didn't really read it. Cody asks if he can't read as it says "Food Machine" on it. Junior asks if it makes food. Cody says it does, so Junior asks if it's like a toaster, oven, and a toaster oven. Cody says no to those, and he'll tell him what it does as he explains that you open the door and yell the food you want as he opens it and yells "PIZZA!" in it. Cody then closes it, saying you close it and start the timer, which he starts the timer while Joseph says he thinks it was loud enough. Junior asks if he's telling him that pizza's going to magically appear inside of it. Cody says it will, so Junior asks how. Cody explains that it takes the moisture particles from the air and combines it with the sound waves of your voice, and then, it transmogrifies it into the food you want. Joseph says it's crazy while Junior says he doesn't know what he said as he says he said a bunch of words. Cody says he did as Junior asks if pizza's just going to appear in it. Cody says yep but Junior doesn't believe it, so Cody says let him speed it up as he speeds up the timer and the machine makes a ding sound. Cody tells Junior and Joseph to get ready as he opens it to show the pizza that's in it. Junior and Joseph are impressed by this, which Junior says he has so many questions. Junior asks how it knows to make one slice of pizza and not a whole pizza. Cody says it knows what he wants, so Joseph asks if it knows to make Papa John's pizza. Cody says that's what he had in mind. Joseph asks what he said to make the specific pizza and what racial slur he used. Junior then says he didn't specifically say pepperoni pizza and asks how it knew to only put pepperoni as it could have added mushroom and cheese. Cody says it can tell from the way he says how he wants it. Junior says it's insane and he could feed so many people with it while Joseph says he could be a billionaire in Africa. Junior says he couldn't because it used the water in the air and there's no water in Africa's air, disappointing Joseph as he asks why Africa is dry. Cody says there is, so Junior asks if Frozone can use his powers there. Cody says he can, so Junior asks why he isn't making Africa all icy. Cody says he's not real, upsetting Joseph as he says he's ruining it for them and asks if he's going to say next that Santa isn't real as Junior says he saw both of them at the mall. Cody asks if he really saw Frozone in the mall. Junior says he did as he saw a black guy buying a suit, but Cody says that's not Frozone. Junior says that the guy said "I'm looking for a suit", but Cody asks if he said "super suit". Junior says no but claims that he can't give his secret identity as he's not going to say "super suit" because of Edna. Cody asks if they can be serious because he make a pizza out of thin air and asks if that's cool. Junior says it is cool and asks how it made a napkin. Cody says he programmed it to do that, so it doesn't make a mess as he tried doing pudding one time and took him an hour to clean. Junior asks if it gives it something to put the food on. Cody says it does and gives him a clean surface like a plate. Junior says it's an amazing invention and asks if all you have to do is yell what you want, and it appears. Cody confirms it as Junior asks to take the pizza out so he can order. Cody takes it out and says he hasn't done his yet. Junior says he did as he ordered pizza, but Cody says it's not what he wanted as it was a demonstration. Junior asks what he wants, so Cody yells "BIG FUCKING WIENER!" as he then closes it and starts the timer. Junior says he's so scared of what's going to come out of it, which Joseph says probably a man, but Cody says it only makes food. Junior mentions the napkins, which Cody says "Oh yeah, napkins" as Joseph says it's cool, but he can't be making stuff like that as he claims the government will be mad.
Junior agrees, claiming they'll kill him and mentions the guy who made gas out of plastic, but Joseph says they tried, and the guy is still alive. Cody says as long as they think he made it for them and not hungry people, he'll be fine. Junior says they'll never eat Chef Pee Pee's food again as the machine makes a ding sound, so Cody opens it and gets excited about the big hot dog wiener. Junior says it's a big hot dog while Cody takes it out as he says he's going to eat the pizza, sit on the hot dog, and tells them to order what they want. Junior asks what it will make if he orders Chinese food. Cody says it knows Chinese food, so Junior yells "CHINESE FOOD!" while Joseph makes a sound. Junior asks if Joseph messed up his order. Joseph says he helped it out as Cody says it'll be more Chinese. Junior then closes the door as Cody starts the timer. Junior says he's hungry and asks if he can make a fortune cookie. Cody says it can and asks why not. Junior says it's because it has a fortune in it. Cody says it could make anything, but it only does food and it's another video as the machine makes a ding sound. Cody tells Junior that his food is ready, so Junior asks if he can open the door. Cody says sure, so Junior opens it, and an orange cat comes out of it, shocking Junior as Cody tells Joseph that he made it racist. Joseph says no, he said it would know what you're asking for as Junior says he was thinking of orange chicken; it just forgot to cook it. Cody says to order something else, so Junior asks for a Big Mac, fries, mozzarella sticks, and a piece of pizza as he closes the door and Cody sets the timer, saying he's going to break it. Junior says he's not as he claims the machine is smart and there's no way it's going to mess it up. Junior says they'll never have to use Chef Pee Pee again and his dad might as well fire him. Joseph asks if he's worried about hurting his feelings. Junior and Cody say no, which Junior says "He can die" as Joseph agrees. Junior says he loves Chef Pee Pee, and it was mean, so he takes it back as the machine then makes a ding sound. Cody says it's done, so Junior asks to open as he wants to see. Cody opens it as Junior says it's a big mess. Cody says he told him, but Junior says he'll still eat it and asks if he can help him take it out. Cody takes it out as Junior asks Joseph what he wants to order. Joseph orders African food as he wonders what it'll make. Cody closes the door and starts the timer as Junior says he's curious of what it'll be. Junior then asks to speed it up. Cody does so as the machine then makes a ding sound. Junior asks to open it, so Cody opens and says it's nothing. Joseph gets upset, but Junior says there's a fly. Joseph looks and gets disappointed as Junior says he gets that they don't have food. Joseph gets more disappointed as Junior tells Joseph to say something else, so Joseph orders corn. Cody closes the door and starts the timer as Junior asks if he wants corn out of all food. Joseph says it's good and questions what's he talking about. After talking about corn, Junior asks to speed it up. Cody does so as the machine makes a ding sound. Junior opens it as Joseph gets excited until he sees the corn is loose, disappointing him. Junior asks Cody if it's just loose corn. Cody says it's because he didn't specify that he wanted it on the cob and now his machine's all corny. Junior says it usually adds a napkin, but Cody says that's because it had to make all the pieces of corn that it got confused. Junior says they can clean it up, but then gets an idea, so he asks what if they start a restaurant, where people come and give them their order, then yell it into the machine, give them the food, and they get money as he calls it an endless money glitch. Cody likes the idea, so Junior tells him to clean the corn out, give it to Joseph, and then start a new restaurant in his dining room as he leaves. Cody says "Yeah!" as Joseph says he'll just eat his corn out of the machine. Cody says ok as Cody then leaves while Joseph eats his corn. At the dining room, Cody tells Junior that he just finished setting the table for a restaurant. Junior says he made a sign for the restaurant, which he named and also said they're opened. Cody asks what did the name the restaurant. Junior says "The Orphanage". Cody asks if he really named their restaurant "The Orphanage". Junior says he did as he thought it was a clever name because it has a lot of kids that are hungry, so they'll bring them here to eat. Cody says no, they'll bring kids who don't have parents because they'll think it's an orphanage and they'll be full of sad kids. Junior says they're going to eat as they're going to be hungry and pay for it, but Cody says they're not going to pay because they're orphans. Junior tells Cody that he'll think that they'll have to serve food to the kids because it's called "The Orphanage". Cody says no, he'll think it's an orphanage because it's called "The Orphanage", so Junior asks if he doesn't like the name. Cody says he doesn't and tells Junior to change it. Junior asks if he wants him to change it to "The Spoon" or "The Fork". Cody says it'll be better because it's what you eat food with, and nobody thinks about food when they think about an orphanage. Junior says he does as they have to serve food, or they'll starve, but Cody asks if he would think it's food or a hospital if there's a place called "The Hospital". Junior says they have a cafeteria, Wendy's and Subway, but Cody says the food at the cafeteria is bad, so Junior says that's why they have Wendy's and Subway. Cody then tells Junior to change the name. Junior asks what name. Cody says anything else that sounds like food as Chef Pee Pee then comes in, asking what they are doing with his plates. Junior says they're starting a restaurant. Chef Pee Pee laughs and says he doesn't believe it, and he knows they need a chef because none of them can cook, but Cody and Junior say they don't need him. Chef Pee Pee questions this, saying he can cook better than anyone on the planet. Junior explains that they don't need him because Cody made a machine that can make food if you ask for it. Chef Pee Pee asks for the machine, but Junior says they don't want him breaking it because he sounds mad.
Chef Pee Pee says he's not and demands to show it to him, but Junior tells him to sit down and say he's ready to eat if he wants to eat at "The Orphanage". Chef Pee Pee sits down and says to feed him. Junior asks what he would like to eat. Chef Pee Pee orders a triple burger, stacked with everything that he can think of. Junior says ok as the doorbell then rings. Junior says there's someone at the door and to greet them as they leave but Chef Pee Pee asks about his burger. Junior comes back and says they got to greet all their customers and there's an empty seat as he goes to greet whoever's at the door. Outside of the front door, it turned out to be a kid, saying his crackhead mom dropped him off because she doesn't want him. Cody says it's an orphan while Junior asks how many will be dining. Cody says he's not going to be dining because he can't pay as he's an orphan. Junior asks the kid if he has any money. The kid says no, so Junior asks for his name. The kid says his name's Theodore. Junior tells him that he's not getting in unless he has money as he closes the door, upsetting Cody as he says it was messed but, but Junior tells him to get off the glass whiling hitting it as he then calls for Joseph to get the Windex. Junior then leaves as Cody leaves, saying they don't need Windex, they just need to get him food. The video then cuts to Junior, saying he had to get the Windex himself, and he doesn't know where Joseph went. Cody says it was messed up. Junior asks what was, so Cody says they have no overhead, and it would cost them nothing to feed him, but Junior says they're not going to give out free food as they're not under charity, but Cody says they're called "The Orphanage" and asks what else they'll be. Junior then says he's got to clean the door as no one's going to eat at a place with saliva and fingerprints on the door, but Cody says they're not going to eat at a place called "The Orphanage". Junior tells Cody to get Chef Pee Pee's food as he then leaves. Cody tells Chef Pee Pee that he got his burger coming up as he leaves while Chef Pee Pee says he's starving. Cody then comes back with the burger, telling Chef Pee Pee here's his burger. Chef Pee Pee gets excited about it as he takes a bite while Cody leaves, saying he'll check on Junior. Meanwhile, Junior sprays Windex on the window and wipes it as Brooklyn T. Guy shows up, saying "Excuse me Sir". Junior asks if he has a reservation. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't need one because he's a cop. Junior asks if he thinks he gets to eat free because he's the cop, but Brooklyn Guy says he's here to see if he has a license to run a childcare facility. Junior says they're not a childcare facility and he doesn't need a license as he says they are "The Orphanage" in an accent. Brooklyn Guy asks if they're an orphanage, but Junior says they're "The Orphanage" and they serve food. Brooklyn Guy asks if they serve food but also an orphanage. Junior says they serve food, but they're not an orphanage as they're a restaurant. Brooklyn Guy tells him to put it on a sign as it's not clear as he thought he was an orphanage and refused care to Theodore. Junior says he doesn't have money, but Brooklyn Guy says people don't pay to get into an orphanage. Junior asks to tell him to leave as he got fingerprints on his door. Brooklyn Guy asks if it's a restaurant. Junior confirms it, so Brooklyn Guy tells Theodore that it's a place of business and he can't be here, causing Theodore to leave as Brooklyn Guy then asks for a table. Junior says he has to get in a line, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't see a line. Junior says there's a guy down there that has been waiting. Brooklyn Guy apologizes as Junior says he might get a table after him. Brooklyn Guy tells him to go ahead as Junior says his table is available now, so he can come in and tells Brooklyn Guy they'll get to him in a minute as Junior then goes in. The video then cuts to Cody, asking Chef Pee Pee how his burger was. Chef Pee Pee says it was good, but then says it's mid and he's still starving. Cody asks if he wants anything else. Chef Pee Pee says he wants another burger with extra pickles. Cody says he'll get to that as Junior says they have another customer. Cody asks who, so Junior points to the customer as the customer gets on the table. Cody gets shocked as he asks Junior what's the customer doing here. Junior gets confused, so Cody asks if he knows who it is. Junior says no, so Cody says it's the Very Hungry Caterpillar, which he's so hungry, he never stops eating. Junior asks if it's good. Cody says no because he'll eat all their food, but Junior says they have a machine that makes endless food. Cody says he doesn't understand as his machine eventually runs out of food. Junior asks why. Cody says he didn't think he would be serving the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Junior asks if he thinks they'll be able to serve him if they don't serve anyone else for the rest of the night. Cody says no as he puts restaurants out of business, and left 400 Yelp reviews, which he says they never have enough food. Junior says he'll close the place and if they run out, they'll tell him that they don't have enough. Cody says he doesn't understand as he's not going to take no for an answer as he just keeps eating. Junior then leaves, telling Cody to ask what he wants as he's going to close for the night. Cody then asks what he wants meanwhile Brooklyn Guy asks Junior if his table's ready, but Junior pulls the sign off and closes the door. Brooklyn Guy asks if he can eat, but Junior tells him to get off his door. Brooklyn Guy then licks the door, causing Junior to ask for Windex as he hits it and then leaves as the video cuts to Cody, telling the Very Hungry Caterpillar to stop eating. Junior comes in as Cody tells Junior that the Very Hungry Caterpillar is so hungry, he just won't stop. Junior is amazed at the amount of food, but Cody says it's his second mound as he keeps running to the machine and it doesn't matter as he just keeps eating. Junior says to unplug the machine, but Cody says he ate the machine as he says he doesn't know what they're going to do, and he ate the shirt off him. Cody then says it's bad and when he gets done eating, he's going to eat a lot of stuff. Junior asks why he does this. Cody says he's the Very Hungry Caterpillar and he's very hungry.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Chef Pee Pee
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Theodore
- Very Hungry Caterpillar
- Pumpkin
- Judy (indirectly mentioned)
- Braxton (indirectly mentioned)
- Penelope (indirectly mentioned)
- Jeffy (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded 2 years after "Cody's Boy Band!", 3 years after "Duggie's Robot Scam!", and 6 years after "Taken Away!".
- This episode was uploaded on the day Charlie Kirk was assassinated.
- This is the fourth consecutive video to not feature any characters played by Lance.
- This is Pumpkin's first appearance in 2025 and his first appearance since "Jeffy's Lie Detector!".
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