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"The Father's Day Dance!" is the 1,158th episode of SML Movies.

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Jeffy is playing various songs on his Cat Piano in front of Marvin and Rose. Suddenly, the news comes on, with Mr. Goodman reporting that the first ever Father's Day Dance Competition is tonight, so he tells fathers to bring their favorite kid and come dance the night away as he says the winner will win $10 million. Goodman gets shocked as he asks if he's reading it right, which he then says he's about to enter the competition and dance his ass off as he then runs off. After the news, Marvin says it can't be real that it's $10 million just to dance with their kid while Rose asks if $10 million is a lot of money, which Marvin says it is as Rose gets an idea and tells Marvin that he should enter the competition with Jeffy and win them the $10 million as they need a lot of money. Marvin says no and he thought he and Jeffy would sit it out, but Rose says they need the money because of the house payment, which Marvin interrupts and yells at Rose, saying he was going to do it. Rose asks why he's so angry with her as it was her idea, which Marvin says it wasn't her idea, he was wanting to do it when he saw it on the TV, he just didn't say it first. Rose tells Marvin he didn't say it, she said it first, but Marvin says just because she said words before him doesn't mean it's her idea as he then was about to say something else, but Rose cries and says he's being rude to her and he's hurting her feelings, which Marvin says if there was a "Hit Your Wife Competition", he would win $20 million and $50 million, but Jeffy says he thinks Chris Brown would take that one. Marvin then asks if he knows how to dance, which Jeffy makes a R-word pun as he then crouches up and down, saying he hit them with "one of these", which Marvin tells Jeffy that's not dancing, it's him crouching up and down. Jeffy then stops dancing as Marvin says he's got to learn how to dance and he can teach him how to dance, but Rose says she doesn't know about that as she asks if he can dance, which Marvin says he knows how to dance as he stands up and thrusts back and forth. Jeffy likes it while Rose asks what is it, which Marvin claims it's the "Standup Worm Hump", but Rose says she thinks they both need help with dancing, which Marvin says it's because he's not dancing to music as he says he has to get a boombox as he can't hear music in his head, so he doesn't know what to dance to as he was about to leave, but Jeffy stops him, saying his Cat Piano can play music as he presses a button, causing the Cat Piano to play a song as Marvin, Rose, and Jeffy dance to it. Marvin then says he thinks the song's good, and they should try a different one, which Jeffy presses a button again, causing the Cat Piano to play a different song, but Marvin doesn't like it as it's a slow dance, so Jeffy changes the song as he does the "Jeffy Pokey", which Marvin ends up joking Jeffy in doing the "Jeffy Pokey". After doing the "Jeffy Pokey", Jeffy says he thinks they got their dance, but Marvin says he doesn't know if that'll help them win the competition. Rose says it's fun, but Marvin says all they had to do is move their left hand, which Jeffy says that's all he has to do and that's how he gets off. Marvin sighs and says they'll do that, but he really wants to win the $10 million. Meanwhile, Tyrone tells Cody "that" is not how he does the Stanky Leg. Cody says he's sorry and he's trying to do the Stanky Leg, but Tyrone sniffs and asks why's his leg clean, which Cody says it's because he doesn't know how to make it "stanky". Tyrone tells Cody that he wasn't supposed to bathe for two weeks straight, rub it in cow manure, and twirl it in a circle, but Cody says the competition's tonight and there's no way that they can stank it up, which Tyrone tells Cody to find a way as he suggests sticking it in a toilet. Judy then comers in, asking Tyrone how's the Stanky Leg going, which Tyrone points to Cody and tells Judy to look at him, which Judy looks at Cody and says "Oh Jesus, that leg is alike a bar of soap". Tyrone says he knows and it's clean as hell as Cody then says he doesn't know what he's doing and asks if he can do a different dance, but Tyrone says he'll have an aneurysm if he has to teach him how to Hit the Quan. Judy says there's no way as his shoes aren't clean enough, which Tyrone says he knows and he had his shoes dirty, but his legs clean. Cody then asks if he's supposed to have a stanky leg and clean shoes as he says he doesn't understand and he doesn't know how to dance. Judy then leaves, saying "He's no son of mine" as Tyrone tells Cody they're winning the competition as he needs the $10 million so he can go to Cancun as he then leaves, telling Cody to piss down on his legs so they can win, which Cody follows along, saying he'll try.

The video then cuts to Junior, saying his dad's going to love the card he made as Braxton comes in, yelling "JUNIOR!", which Junior says hey and wishes him a Happy Father's Day, but Braxton says he doesn't care about the holiday and asks where's his dancing shoes. Junior says he doesn't have dancing shoes, but Braxton tells Junior that he better put on some dancing shoes as there's a competition for $10 million and he wants to win it. Junior says he was thinking for Father's Day that they could build a Hot Wheel set, but Braxton looks at it and asks if he looks like a contractor to him, which Junior says no, but gets out the card he made and hands it to Braxton, saying he made him a Father's Day card. Braxton opens it and asks where's the money, which Junior says there's no money and tells Braxton to read it. Braxton then reads the Father's Day card, but then immediately closes it in disgust. Junior asks if he doesn't like the card, which Braxton crumples it up and says he doesn't like it, but Junior says he put a lot of effort into it. Braxton tells Junior to put some effort in his dance moves as he then leaves, saying they got to win the competition, which Junior sighs as he follows along. The video then cuts to Penelope, on the phone with "Jenny" when Brooklyn T. Guy comes in and tells Penelope to get off the phone as she's costing him minutes. Penelope says no and they have unlimited minutes, but Brooklyn Guy says not with their mobile provider as he loves a bargain of 20 minutes for 50¢ a month, not including emergency calls. Penelope groans and tells Brooklyn Guy that he's so stingy, which Brooklyn Guy says he's not going to be stingy anymore once he wins $10 million, which Penelope says she thought he was going to stop buying scratch-off tickets, but Brooklyn Guy says not that and explains that there's the Father's Day Dance Competition, and the winner gets $10 million, so he needs her to dance with him. Penelope says no because she can't dance, but Brooklyn Guy says she can as she's a guy and them guys can dance. Penelope says she's a girl, which Brooklyn Guy says not like that, he means like their last name as he says he's Brooklyn Guy, she's Penelope Guy, and they come from a long line of Guys, which he says there are "Woman Guys", but the point is their bloodline knows how to dance including her, but Penelope says he can't dance because he doesn't have legs, causing Brooklyn Guy to cry and questions God why did he take his legs as he then asks Penelope if he told her how he kicked all those people in the balls and they took her legs, which Penelope says yes and she knows the story as Brooklyn Guy then says he doesn't need legs to dance as he can just sit on her shoulders and she can be his legs while he dances with his hands, but Penelope says no because it’s embarrassing and there’s going to be plenty of people there with legs that can dance. Brooklyn Guy thinks while holding a crowbar and asks if she knows who Tonya Harding is. Penelope says no as Brooklyn Guy explains who Tonya Harding is and how her husband broke the other ice skaters' knees using a crowbar so she could win. Penelope asks if he wants to break the other dancer's knees with a crowbar, which Brooklyn Guy says no because he's not a monster, but Penelope asks why he's talking to her about Tonya Harding, which Brooklyn Guy says it's because he saw the crowbar and it reminded him of her, but then says he was suggesting they use it to break into the vault and steal the $10 million. Brooklyn Guy then says now she mentioned that it'll be way easier to just break the other dancer's knees with the crowbar and tells Penelope "Good thinking". Brooklyn Guy then leaves, saying "Let's get matching ski masks", which Penelope groans and says fine, but only because it's Father's Day as she then leaves.

At the Father's Day Dance Competition, Steve Staleburger welcomes the people to the first annual Father's Day Dance Competition, which he says the winner father-kid duo who are the best dancers will win $10 million, which he says he knows it's a lot, but they take it from the taxpayers. Steve then says he'll be around to judge shortly as Tyonne tells Cody to get to dancing and to "Stank the fuck off", which Cody says he's sure he's not dead. Marvin then notices that the competition looks weak, so he tells Jeffy to practice their dance, which Jeffy says ok as they do the "Jeffy Pokey". Marvin then stops and tells Jeffy he's supposed to use his left hand. Jeffy says he wants to use his right hand, but Marvin says he can't change it the last second, so their stuck with their left hand. Tyrone sees this and tells Cody that they are going to get disqualified for doing the H*tler Salute, but Jeffy says they're doing the Elon Musk, so leave them alone. Cody then says he got the Stanky Leg figured out, which Tyrone sniffs and asks what's that smell, which he tells Cody that's his leg and he's not making it "stanky" enough, which Cody says he's sorry and he's pissing as much as he can. Marvin sees this and tells Jeffy to move because Cody's pissing his pants. Meanwhile, Braxton tells Junior to dance like his life depends on it, which Junior says he's trying as Braxton says he better because he'll put him up for adoption if they don't win. Mr. Goodman tells Richard Goodman to dance like his life depends on it because if they don't win the competition, then he's putting him up for adoption. Richard asks why are they doing it, which Goodman says it's because it's $10 million, but Richard says they don't need $10 million. Goodman slaps Richard, telling him to hush and dance like he depends on it, which Goodman says his mother was a dancer and he gave her the nickname "Stank Puss". Brooklyn Guy and Penelope then sneak in, wearing ski masks, which Brooklyn Guy is holding a crowbar. Brooklyn Guy tells Penelope all they have to do is break all the other dancer's knees so they can win the $10 million. Brooklyn Guy then tells Penelope it'll be fun as they go and break every father-son duo's leg with the crowbar (except for Marvin and Jeffy). After that, Brooklyn Guy tells Penelope that's everybody and let's go dance in front of the judge as they go to Steve, who says he's ready to start the judging. Brooklyn Guy asks if he likes dance moves "like these" as he shows Steve him and Penelope dancing, which Steve says there's too much boogie, not enough woogie, but Brooklyn Guy says they win since there's nobody else here. Suddenly, Steve sees Marvin and Jeffy doing the "Jeffy Pokey", which he likes it as he says "Oh wow, look at those guys" before being hit with the crowbar. Penelope tells Brooklyn Guy that he just knocked out the judge, but Brooklyn Guy says they're going to lose anyway and there's no way they could compete with that. Penelope says now no one's going to get the $10 million, but Brooklyn Guy says they still have the crowbar, and they could break into the vault, but then says wherever that is as he would have to ask the judge, who is knocked out. Brooklyn Guy then says he has an idea as the video cuts to Steve at the Hospital, waking up from concussion and asking what happened. Brooklyn Guy tells Steve that some masked manic broke into the dance competition and hit him in the head with a crowbar, and Marvin tells Steve that he was going to say he really liked their dancing, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know about that as Steve starts remembering Marvin and Jeffy doing some kind of Hokey Pokey and he was about to announce that they were the winners. Suddenly, Steve gets hit by the crowbar again, which Marvin sees this and asks why did he knock him out and says he keeps knocking him out because he doesn't want them to win. Brooklyn Guy explains that he had to put him into a medically induced coma with his crowbar because he was about to have a stroke, which he says he could tell because he was talking all crazy and it was obvious that they weren't going to win with their "Hokey Pokey thing". Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy that he liked their Hokey Pokey dance, which Steve gets up and says he did before getting hit by the crowbar once again, which Brooklyn Guy says "See? Another stroke".

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