"The DoorDash Problem!" (Stylized as "The DoorDash PROBLEM!" ) is the 1,212th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Brooklyn T. Guy taking a sip from a beer bottle. Karen comes in and asks why's he naked. Brooklyn Guy says "What? Can a hardworking man not come home and have a beer naked, on his couch after a long day?", but Karen says it's disgusting as they're going to have to clean the couch now. Brooklyn Guy asks how dirty she thinks his butt is, but Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to put some clothes on, which Brooklyn Guy says no, so Karen says she made him dinner, which is an Onion Casserole. Brooklyn Guy says he sees the onion part, as well as the Reese's cups and pieces, which Karen says it's supposed to be dinner and dessert as she says she found the recipe on TikTok. Brooklyn Guy says maybe she should delete TikTok then as Karen says there's Silm Jims in it, which he's supposed to use them as chopsticks. Brooklyn Guy says he didn't know it was an Asian cuisine as he then sits down, saying "No thank you". Karen asks if he's not going to try it. Brooklyn Guy says no and tells her to put it in the fridge as he's going to throw it away later. Karen says she worked so hard on it as Brooklyn Guy pulls out his phone, saying he's going to DoorDash some Taco Bell. Karen says "Don't you dare Boiny" as Brooklyn Guy sees the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, which Brooklyn Guy gets interested in it as he says "Yes I dare" to himself. Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to just try one bite. Brooklyn Guy then sees Doritos Locos Tacos and as he says "Yes please" to himself while Karen says she'll eat it herself as she takes the Onion Casserole and leaves. Brooklyn Guy wishes her good luck on that and says she's not getting any of his Taco Bell as he puts his phone down, saying he's going to lay back now that the Taco Bell has been ordered as he lays down, but Karen says the door's broken as it's not shutting all the way, meaning he has to fix it. Brooklyn Guy says he'll fix it after he wakes up from his nap and eat his Taco Bell, but Karen asks what if someone tries to come in. Brooklyn Guy says no one's going to come into their house and if they do, he'll beat them up with a beer bottle. Karen says ok as she leaves while Brooklyn Guy falls asleep. At the Red Couch, Marvin comes in with a piece of paper, saying it's not looking good as Jeffy smacks his diaper very fast while Rose laughs. Jeffy continues to smack his diaper until Marvin tells him to stop, which Rose does so to. Jeffy stops smacking his diaper and Marvin says the bills are past due and it's the final notice as he tells Rose that it means she has to get a job, which Jeffy agrees as he tells Rose that she needs to start pulling her weight around here. Rose says she can't get a job because she doesn't have any skills, but Jeffy says she can always work at McDonalds as that doesn't require any skill because all she has to do is take the stuff out of the freezer, put it on the grill and hit the button as it does it for her. Rose asks how many buttons. Jeffy says there's a couple, but they're color coded. Marvin asks if he's ever worked at a McDonald's. Jeffy says no, but he had a dream that he did, which he shit in the sink when he quit. Marvin asks if that was a dream, which Jeffy nods no as Marvin tells Rose that there's got to be a job she can do as Marvin thinks. Rose says she likes sitting down, so Marvin asks if she likes driving. Rose says she does as she says she could DoorDash as she loves food, driving, doors, and dashing. Marvin tells her to sign up for that, so Rose leaves, saying okay. Marvin then tells Jeffy that they need to talk about his random cussing, so Jeffy asks what he wants to talk and what he wants to know. Marvin tells Jeffy that he wants him to stop cussing, but Jeffy says he not going to stop doing that, and he doesn't want to stop doing that as he says "Fucky, fuck fuck, fuckeroo, shitbag". Rose then comes in, telling Marvin that she signed up and someone already ordered Taco Bell. Jeffy says maybe she should go work at McDonald's as Rose then leaves, saying she's got to go. Marvin tells Jeffy that they don't have to look for a job while Rose delivers Taco Bell as the video cuts to Rose, pulling up to a house. Rose says "Okay, this is the house, so I'm going to deliver the food" as Rose takes the Taco Bell and delivers it as she says she's done after taking a picture of the Taco Bell. Rose then notices the front door is cracked, so Rose asks if everything's ok in there, but gets no response.
Rose says she doesn't hear anything but feels like she should walk in because the door's cracked as she wants to make sure everything's ok as she then sees Brooklyn Guy, sleeping on the couch, so she panics and records as she then leaves. Brooklyn Guy wakes up, saying "Karen, stop yelling, I told you that food was gross", but then asks if his Taco Bell's here as he leaves the couch, saying "Taco Bell time!". At the front door, Brooklyn Guy asks who left the door wide open as he sees his Taco Bell and grabs it. Brooklyn Guy then closes the front door, which he says "Karen, the door's fixed" as he then heads back to where he was. The video then cuts to Rose, crying to Marvin, saying she's been assaulted, which Jeffy says "ASS! salted" as Marvin asks Rose what she means by she was assaulted. Rose explains that she dropped off the food, she looked up and the door was cracked, so she looks in and saw a "wee wee". Jeffy laughs. Marvin asks if she saw a "wee wee" while Jeffy laughs again. Rose says she did, so Marvin asks what she means by she saw a "wee wee" as Jeffy laughs once again. Marvin asks Jeffy why he keeps doing that. Jeffy claims that it's so funny as he makes himself laugh by saying "wiener". Marvin says "So you opened the door, and you saw a what?". Rose says a "wee wee", so Jeffy laughs as Marvin asks if she saw a "man's thing". Rose says she did as she saw a naked man on the couch, which Jeffy laughs and calls it a classic. Marvin asks why she opened the door when she saw it was cracked after dropping the food off. Rose says that she asked if everything's ok and no one answered as Marvin then asks what the guy was doing. Rose says he was laying down. Marvin asks if he was awake, which Rose says no, so Marvin asks if he was sleeping then. Rose says he is as Marvin asks if the guy touched her, look at her, acknowledge her, and get close to her. Rose says no to those questions, so Marvin says he didn't assault her, but Rose says he did as she saw his "wee wee". Marvin says she wasn't assaulted, she just saw a naked man, she opened the door to his home, and she should have dropped the food off and left. Rose says her eyes didn't ask for that as she then leaves, saying she's going to go to the police and the news. Jeffy asks Marvin if he's supposed to go to the cops every time, he sees a wiener as there's a website, he goes on that has wieners and "ginies". Marvin says he's not supposed to, but Jeffy asks what about the news as he would have called them every day. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, sleeping when Karen wakes him up, saying "You sick Boiny, you sick man!". Brooklyn Guy says he got too much Taco Bell and doesn't feel good about it either, but Karen says she's talking about the women he assaulted. Brooklyn Guy asks if he's talking about the old lady who was trying to steal cans of soup to feed her grandkids as he says he "rocked her shit" but she was stealing and he's a cop, but Karen says she's talking about what's on the news as she says he assaulted his DoorDash driver. Brooklyn Guy says he didn't as when he woke up, his food was at the door as Karen then explains what happened. After explaining, Brooklyn Guy asks what's she talking about. Karen says she'll turn on the news as the video then cuts to the news, with Mr. Goodman reporting about a DoorDash driver claiming that she was assaulted when she went to deliver a customer's food order as the man was naked, lying on his couch. After the news, Brooklyn Guy says it's awful. Karen says she knows as Brooklyn Guy says he looks so small. Karen says "What!?", so Brooklyn Guy says he's soft on the news and everyone's going to think he has a small wiener. Karen says that's not the problem as people out there think he's a creep for assaulting the DoorDash driver. Brooklyn Guy says they got to fix it. Karen says they do as Brooklyn Guy says they have to do it again but better. Karen says "What!?", so Brooklyn Guy explains his plan. After explaining, Karen says she's not going to help him with it, but Brooklyn Guy says she can go on the news and make a statement saying "it" gets bigger, but Karen says he can go on the news and apologize, but Brooklyn Guy says she should have apologized as he claims she made "it" look small and she must of edited it. Karen says he fell asleep naked, but Brooklyn Guy says it's his house, he can be naked if he wanted to, but Karen says "With the door open", so Brooklyn Guy says he's focusing on the wrong part as the problem is everyone thinks he has a small wiener. Karen says he does as Brooklyn Guy then claims there was shrinkage because of the cold, and everyone knows about shrinkage.
Karen says he could go to jail, but Brooklyn Guy says he can't go to jail with people thinking his wiener's small as he then says if everyone thinks his wiener's big, then everyone would be his "bitch". Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that she's not talking to him until he fixes it as she then leaves. Brooklyn Guy says he'll go on the news and make a statement, clearing all of it up. The video cuts to the news, with Goodman reporting that the man who assaulted the DoorDash driver would like to make a public statement as Brooklyn Guy then explains about why he appears to be small "down there" on the video that's been going around, which goes on for some time until Brooklyn Guy says that's all he really wanted to say. The video then cuts to Brooklyn Guy, asking Karen if she saw the news. Karen says she did and says he didn't apologize at all, but Brooklyn Guy says he thinks he was clear on why "it" looked small. Karen says that's not the issue as she says his friend's here. Brooklyn Guy says "friend?" as he looks and sees Simmons, who says he's here to put him under arrest. Brooklyn Guy asks if having a tiny wiener is a crime now. Simmons says he doesn't think that was a problem, but the woman wants to press charges. Brooklyn Guy tells Simmons to tell her to come back in the summer as it'll be bigger and she'll have a reason to press charges. Simmons says he has to take him in now as the judge is waiting on him. Brooklyn Guy asks if the judge knows, but Simmons says he thinks all of America knows. Brooklyn Guy says it's not small, but Simmons says it's below to mid average as they then leave. The video then cuts to Judge Pooby, saying they'll be hearing the case of Brooklyn Guy, who's being accused of assaulting Rose, who is his DoorDash driver. Judge Pooby tells Rose to tell them what happened, so Rose says she walked up to the door to drop off Brooklyn Guy's Taco Bell, and the door was cracked open, so she opened the door and saw Brooklyn Guy laying there naked, which Rose claims her eyes was assaulted. Judge Pooby asks why she opened the door instead of just dropping the food off and leave. Rose says the door was open and she wanted to make sure whoever was in the house was okay and she saw the wiener, so Judge Pooby asks Brooklyn Guy to explain his side. Brooklyn Guy says it was 65° outside with wind, so "it" would shrink, and he shaved that day. Judge Pooby says he's not talking about the size, of his winer, he's talking about the assault. Brooklyn Guy says he was sleeping naked on his couch and he didn't assault her, but Rose says she did. Judge Pooby asks Rose if Brooklyn Guy ever physically touched her. Rose says no, but he was sleeping naked. Judge Pooby says it was in his own house, but Rose says the door was cracked, claiming that meant he was basically wanting her to come in. Judge Pooby asks Brooklyn Guy if he intentionally left the door cracked so she would see his "wang". Brooklyn Guy says no, but he wished it would have been hard so the video wouldn't be embarrassing. Judge Pooby says that settles it and declares Brooklyn Guy not guilty as he taps his gavel, saying no man would leave the door open so women would see their small wiener as they would make sure to be in full form before doing something like that, and he declares that Rose is automatically guilty for her lies to the whole court. Rose says he assaulted him and she's a victim as Brooklyn Guy says they can try again if she wants to come back later. Rose leaves as the video cuts to the Red Couch, where Rose comes in, saying "Marvin" in a sad voice. Jeffy asks if she didn't get her way while Marvin asks what happened. Rose tells Marvin that she lost her court case. Marvin says she wasn't a victim of anything, but Rose says she was and says the guy can "assault" other women. Marvin says he didn't assault her, and he doesn't think any other women would open the door, but Rose says her eyes did as she was trying to be a good person. Marvin's phone then rings, so Marvin answers and it's Brooklyn Guy, telling Marvin to tell his wife to come over as "it" is ready. Marvin gets confused, saying "It's ready?". Brooklyn Guy says "It" is ready and he's never seen it get "this big" before as he then tells Marvin to tell his wife to bring the camera. Marvin gets confused, saying "Bring the camera" as Karen tells Brooklyn Guy to put "it" away. Brooklyn Guy tells Karen to feast her eyes as he says he bets she didn't even know "it" could get that big.
Characters[]
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Karen
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Mr. Goodman
- Simmons
- Judge Pooby
- Waldo (background)
- Junior (post video; animation)
- Joseph (post video; animation)
- Cody (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This episode satirizes a TikTok video where a DoorDash delivery girl claimed that she was sexually assaulted during a delivery, where the customer’s door was open, with him passed out drunk on his couch with his pants down to his ankles, exposing his genitals.
- This video was uploaded 7 years after "Black Yoshi's Call of Duty Loan!", 13 years after "Help Support Jamarcus Mitchell", and 17 years after "RUBIKS CUBE SOLVED IN 2 MINUTES".
- This is the first time Rose appears in the thumbnail without Marvin.
- This is Rose's second job, with her first job being police officer in "The Taser Problem!".
Errors[]
- In the thumbnail, Brooklyn T. Guy is shown to have two nipples and a belly button, but he doesn't have them in the video.
Poll[]
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