"The Candy Machine!" is the 1,225th episode of SML Movies.
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior and his friends eating some candy. Junior says he likes his Trolli's gummy worms while Cody says Sour Punch Straws are his favorite. Joseph says the Airheads Xtremes are top tier and the best. Junior says gummy worms are the best as Cody mentions the Sour Punch Straws. Junior then asks when's Chef Pee Pee going to be done with dinner. Cody says he doesn't need dinner because he has candy, which Junior agrees as Joseph says he can eat them until he gets cavities. Chef Pee Pee then sits down a pan of pizza, telling Junior and his friends here's their pizza. Junior and Cody react in disgust, so Chef Pee Pee asks what they mean as he says he finally made something that's delicious and what they would eat and asks if they don't want it. Cody says no; he wants Sour Punch Straws while Junior says he wants his sour gummy worms as Chef Pee Pee then grabs Junior and Cody's candy and throws them. Chef Pee Pee then grabs Joseph's candy and throws it too as he says they're going to eat the pizza. Junior says they like their candy, but Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't care; he's going to eat the pizza because he cooked it for him and it's healthier as he then leaves. Junior says he doesn't want pizza; he wants candy, so Cody says he has a machine that they might like as he leaves. Cody then comes back, introducing Junior and Joseph to the Gummy Ray. Joseph asks if it takes away all your teeth and make your mouth all gummy as he says if it does, he wants to use it on a girl at Waffle House who has two teeth left as she'll be the all-star special what he does that as Junior then asks why's there a pickle on it. Cody says it's his thing, but what matters is what it does as he explains that any food that he shoots with it turns into a gummy candy version of it. Junior asks if it's like a candy version. Cody confirms it as Junior asks if he can shoot the pizza with it. Cody says he can, so he shoots the pizza with the Gummy Ray, causing the pizza to turn into a gummy pizza. Junior and Joseph are impressed by this as Junior asks again why's there a pickle on it. Cody says to not focus on that as they should focus that he just turned a pizza into a gummy pizza. Junior says he did and it's funny that Chef Pee Pee didn't want them eating candy, and he turned the pizza into candy as he says Chef Pee Pee's going to be so pissed. Joseph says at least they eat his food as Junior yells for Chef Pee Pee, telling him to come in and look at the pizza he made them. Chef Pee Pee comes in, asking Junior what he wants. Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to look at the pizza he made them, so Chef Pee Pee looks and gets confused as he grabs it, asking why it is so rubbery as he asks if it's a candy pizza. Cody confirms as Junior says it's a gummy pizza and asks if he knew about how he didn't want them eating candy as he says to look how well that turned out for him. Chef Pee Pee asks why he turned his pizza into candy as all he had to do is eat it. Junior points to Cody's Gummy Ray, saying he made a gummy ray that turns any food into candy as Chef Pee Pee asks why's there a pickle on it. Cody asks why people are looking at the pickle as he says to look at the result, but Chef Pee Pee says he can't ignore the pickle as it's big and the size of his head. Cody says he knows it heard as Chef Pee Pee says if they don't want to eat their pizza and eat healthy, then eat the candy pizza as he says they can rot their teeth out before they're 20 and look like gargoyles as he leaves, saying it's not his problem anymore. Junior laughs and says he's mad as he says they should eat the gummy pizza. Junior and his friends eat the gummy pizza as the video cuts to later, where Junior says he's so sick. Joseph says he ate too much while Cody says he's kind of getting tired of gummies. Junior says he's tried of candy and doesn't want to eat it ever again as he wishes that they had the real pizza. Joseph says the cheese would be "hittin" as Junior asks if they think Chef Pee Pee will make them another real pizza. Cody says no because they made fun of him when they turned his real pizza into candy, which Joseph asks if he's telling him that Chef Pee Pee doesn't know how to take a joke as Junior says they were just joking and kidding around. Junior then says they should go ask Chef Pee Pee to make them real food and if he says no, then they'll turn all his food into candy until he makes them real food. Joseph and Cody like the idea as they all then leave. At the stove, Chef Pee Pee says he can't wait to eat the hot dog with Dijon mustard as Junior comes in, saying hey, only for Chef Pee Pee to yell at him, telling him to get out as he already ruined his meal and his night. Junior frowns and looks at Cody as they then leave, with Junior saying they should go to his room. Chef Pee Pee says that's what he thought, but then thinks it was too mean and tells Junior to come back, saying he went overboard and he needs therapy as he then asks Junior what he wants. Junior says the hot dog looks good, which Chef Pee Pee agrees as he says he made it a minute ago.
Junior says they were wondering if he could make them hot dogs to eat since they didn't want to eat their candy pizza anymore. Chef Pee Pee yells again, saying no because he wasted his pizza as it was delicious and claims that he had to greedy and wanted a candy pizza, but Junior says he said he needed therapy as he tells him to calm down and breathe. Chef Pee Pee breathes as Junior asks if he can make them hot dogs, only for Chef Pee Pee to yell once again, saying no and he's not making any more food for him, so Junior tells Cody he knows what to do. Cody uses his Gummy Ray and turns the hot dog into a gummy hot dog. Chef Pee Pee gets upset as Junior says until he makes them something real to eat, they're going to turn all his food into gummy. Chef Pee Pee questions why he would do something like that as he and Cody fight over the Gummy Ray. Junior says to let go as the Gummy Ray get fired off and hits the microwave. Junior asks what just happened. Cody says they opened the gates of hell as Junior asks again what just happened. Cody says whenever you shoot a microwave with a gummy ray, the waves from the microwave go into the atmosphere and turn all the food in the word into gummy candy, so Junior asks if all the food in the world is gummy candy now. Cody confirms and says his pickle's now a gummy pickle. Junior says it wasn't real, but Cody says to shut up as Chef Pee Pee says there's no way they're going to survive off gummy candy as he says they can't do that and he's not eating candy for the rest of his life. Junior says there's no way all the food in the world is gummy as he then leaves, saying he's got to check something. Junior takes out a Lunchables, saying he opened the fridge even the Lunchables are gummies as he sits it on the stove while Chef Pee Pee says the world can't survive off gummies and tells Cody that he better fix this right now. Cody says he could try to recalibrate it, but then says he doesn't know what to do and cries. Chef Pee Pee says he better fix this and to figure it out, but Junior says he's crying. Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't care and tells Junior to wipe his tears as Junior says he can clearly see that he's upset, but Chef Pee Pee says it's not his fault and Cody changed everything into gummies. Junior tells Cody to calm down and says maybe it only affected the microwaves in their house as he suggests trying to order food to see if it's regular food. Cody likes the idea as Junior and his friends then leave. At the Red Couch, Junior brings in Taco Bell, saying it's here and if there's real Doritos Lacos Tacos with extra sour cream, then the world's ok. Junior was about to say something else, but Joseph says he's going to kill them as he says it's time and he's going to body someone. Junior says he's mad as Cody the opens the Taco Bell bag. Cody takes out a taco. Junior says he thinks that's a real taco as Cody takes a bite but then says "Uh-oh guys" as he opens it up, saying "GUMMY!". Joseph screams and tells Cody to fix it as he says he's going to murder someone and asks where they at. Junior tells him to calm down and breathe, so Joseph breathes while Cody says he should get on to fixing. Junior agrees but then hears the news and gets shocked as the view cuts to the news, with Steve Staleburger reporting about how all the food in the world are now gummy candy. After the news, Junior says all the food in the world is gummies and they're all going to die as Joseph says to not get close to him as he's starting to get a taste for human flesh. Junior tells Cody that he thinks Joseph's going to try to eat them as Cody tells Joseph to not eat them. Joseph says it's not too late and he looks tasty as Junior asks if they can eat people. Cody says sure as Junior says humans are food and they're made of meat. Cody says humans aren't food, but he guesses he can eat people. Junior asks if cows still exist. Cody confirms as Junior asks what if they kill cows and make new cheeseburgers that aren't gummies. Cody says it wouldn't work because as soon as he tries to cook the cow, it'll be a gummy. Junior says that doesn't make sense as he knows all the current food are gummies, but if they killed a new cow and turn it into a cheeseburger, it wouldn't be a gummy yet because it's a new cheeseburger. Cody says all food are gummies and when it becomes food, it becomes gummies. Junior asks if the grass gummies since people eat salad. Cody says as soon as he tries to eat it, it'll turn into a gummy, so Junior asks if it's grass when he goes outside. Cody confirms, so Junior asks if he bites, it turns into a gummy. Cody confirms, so Junior says the machine doesn't work like that, but Cody says it's science. Junior says it's not science and asks about the cat food. Cody says only people food are gummies, but if he tries to eat it, it'll be people food, then gummies.
Junior asks how's it still turning stuff into gummies since it's not working right now. Cody says it's just how it works as he says it has two settings: gummies and pillows. Junior gets confused on the pillows part, so Cody explains that he originally made a gun that turned food into pillows, but thought that's stupid, so he did gummies. Junior asks if he was going to turn everything into pillows. Cody says yeah, but it's dumb and questions why he would do that as Junior says he doesn't believe it turns things into pillows. Cody changes the setting and hands it to Junior, telling him to try it. Junior asks if he can go shoot the Pop Tarts and Oreos and they'll turn into pillows. Cody confirms as Junior leaves while Cody says he doesn't know why he would do that. Junior then comes back with the Pop Tarts and Oreos, telling Cody he's right as he shot the Pop Tarts and Oreos in the pantry and they turned into pillows. Cody says he told him as he takes out an Oreo, saying "Can't eat that can you" as Joseph then says he can't do it anymore and says for one of them to give him their legs so he can get to eating. Junior says to hold on as he tells Cody that he has to fix the machine as they can't eat gummies and pillows for the rest of their life. Cody says he'll try as the doorbell then rings. Junior tells Cody to get to working on it and tells Joseph to not eat anyone. Joseph says he can't make any promises as Junior then leaves. At the front door, Junior opens it to reveal it's Brooklyn T. Guy who says he was eating his turkey leg when "this" happen as his turkey leg flops, Brooklyn Guy says it got all flaccid and gummy, which reminded him of his first time with a girl. Junior asks him why he is telling him about it. Brooklyn Guy says it's because every time something fucked up happens, it comes out of his house as he asks what they do now. Junior says it's their fault as his friend made a gummy ray that turns all food into gummy candy. Brooklyn Guy annoyedly says "Oh ok, sure, why the fuck not? Yeah, why not?" as Junior says it also turns things into food. Brooklyn Guy asks if he has the setting to turn things into food. Junior says that's what he's working on as he's trying to fix it because he shot the microwave and the waves in the atmosphere turned all the food into gummies. Brooklyn Guy gets confused, so Junior says he doesn't know as he then tells him to not bite the grass. Brooklyn Guy asks if he's high and questions why he would eat grass. Junior says whatever he tries to eat will turn into gummies, so if he goes eat gras, it'll turn into gummies. Brooklyn Guy annoyedly says he's so glad the gun thought of that as Junior says if he kills a cow, it's not a cow; it becomes a gummy. Brooklyn Guy says it's a fucked-up situation his friend made. Junior says he knows and his friend's hard at work, trying to fix it and he bets he's going to. Brooklyn Guy says he better because Thanksgiving coming up and he's not eating a gummy turkey. Junior says he's going to figure out and asks if he wants it to be a pillow. Brooklyn Guy says he wants his turkey leg back so he can eat it, but Junior asks if he wants a pillow for right now. Brooklyn Guy says no, he wants food as he leaves while Junior says they'll fix it as Junior then goes back upstairs. At the Red Couch, Junior asks Cody if he got it fixed. Cody says he did and asks Joseph to stop biting his leg. Joseph says not until he gets to the bone while Junior asks how he got it fixed. Cody says it turned out the molecular structure of food is the exact midpoint between the molecular structure of gummies and pillows, so if he splits the difference, he can turn everything back into food, but it might be more stuffed than normal. Junior asks what's he talking about, so Cody says there'll be more of it like if he shoots the Oreos, they'll be double stuffed Oreos. Junior asks why's that. Cody says it's because the pillows have stuffing in them, which carried over into the food to maintain the stuffing. Junior tells Cody to shoot the Oreos to see if he did it. Cody does so as the Oreos turned into double stuffed Oreo. Junior says it worked while Joseph asks if they're real Oreos. Junior says yeah and he can eat them, so Joseph says he's about to get to munching as he takes the Oreos while Junior says "So you fixed it Cody?". Cody confirms as he says he now has to shoot the microwave to turn all the food back into real food as he then leaves. Junior says he can't believe the world's back to normal as the video cuts to Junior, saying he's excited that they have regular food again. Joseph says he knows and he was getting so hungry, he was going to eat everybody in house as Cody says he's never going to make the mistake again. Junior asks Cody what's he going to use the gummy machine for since they're never going to use it again. Cody says he's using it right now as Junior looks at Cody.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Chef Pee Pee
- Steve Staleburger
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Jeffy (post video; animation)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Jeffy's Fortnite Competition!", 4 years after "PJ Crenshaw!", 6 years after "Chef Pee Pee's Date!", and 13 years after "Replacement Egg".
- This is another time Joseph has mad eyelids. The other two being "Jeffy's Diss Track!" and "Scary Stories!".
- The Gummy Ray is the exact same model from "Shrunken" and "The Old Machine!", which is the Portal gun from Rick and Morty.
- This is the second consecutive video where Lance doesn’t play any characters because he did not appear or film with the crew.
- This is one of the few modern videos where no female characters appear.
- This video was uploaded a day before Marvin and Luis' 41st birthday.
- This is the first time Cody instantly started crying instead of trying to fix the problem.
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