"The Business Deal" is the 990th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Goodman is making a huge business deal!
Plot[]
The video starts with Jeffy, Marvin, and Rose on the red couch. Jeffy has a microphone, which he is using it to make a news story on the "world's baldest man" on his made-up "Peepee News" channel. Jeffy then holds the microphone to Marvin, which he says that he is not bald and that he has hair on the side of his head, which Jeffy denies saying, saying that it's false. Marvin then questions how Jeffy got the microphone. Jeffy then gives a interview to his diaper about how is like being smacked all the time, which he smacks his diaper in a sexually pleasured voice, saying that it's good. Marvin then tells Jeffy to knock it off but Jeffy doesn't listen. Marvin then picks up his microphone, and interviewed him, asking him how it feels to be born missing a chromosome, which Jeffy says "pretty good" while Rose gets angry. Marvin then tells Rose that Jeffy had asking him mean questions and that he can ask him mean questions, which Jeffy them takes his microphone back, saying that it's actually really hard because of how he uses the bathroom. Rose then takes the microphone, saying "Hi mom, I'm on the news!". Marvin then tells her that there is no camera and its not even plugged in. Marvin then tells Jeffy to go to his room, which Jeffy wasn't listening, so he and Jeffy ended up making barking sounds until Jeffy ran off to his room, which Marvin then goes to answer the door since he heard the doorbell ring. Mr. Goodman shows up at the door when Marvin opens the door. Marvin tells Mr. Goodman that he doesn't have his house payment but Mr. Goodman tells him that its not about the house payment, but about a big business meeting that he have, which he says that Marvin is coming with him. He then goes inside the house with Marvin to explain about the big business meeting. At the red couch, Mr. Goodman tells Marvin that he is the owner of Kraft and Velveeta cheese and that he has a big business meeting today with McDonalds. Mr. Goodman then says that he can't say much as he never knows who's recording but then says that if the deal goes through, then there is gonna be "a lot of cheddar". Mr. Goodman then noticed the Microphone that Rose is holding, which he takes it back, questioning why she had his "news microphone". He then says to never steal from him again, and then wacks Marvin with the microphone. Mr. Goodman then takes Marvin to the Business meeting.
At the business meeting, Mr. Goodman tells Marvin that Ronald is on his way down to the business meeting. He then tells Marvin that when the moment is right, he needs him to hit the button on the remote that he brought to turn on the lightbulb that is above the Kraft/Velveeta sales chart from April. Marvin then asks how he is gonna know when, which Mr. Goodman says that he will know, which Ronald McDonald then comes in after saying that. Ronald says that the meeting better be good as he is a busy man with a lot of stuff to do, and a lot of women to "stuff". Mr. Goodman says that he understands, and that he has the same exact problem, which he guarantees that the meeting is gonna be quick. Mr. Goodman then starts talking about the sales chart of Kraft/Velveeta sales from April. During the middle of Mr. Goodman explaining about how the sales went up and down, and back up, Ronald yawns, and then tells him to get to the point because he is getting board. Mr. Goodman then apologizes but then asks Ronald if he uses his own cheese on his burgers, which Ronald says yes. Mr. Goodman then tells him to imagine having Kraft and Velveeta cheese on his burgers, which he then says that he can see now, which he imagines a Quarter Pounder with Kraft and Velveeta cheese, and a Big Mac with Kraft and Velveeta cheese. Ronald then asks why he would do that since his "shit" is already yummy, which Mr. Goodman replies, saying that Kraft and Velveeta is a household name, and that everyone loves Kraft and Velveeta cheese. He then says that he thinks that using Kraft and Velveeta cheese on his burger will benefit them and boost his profits. Ronald then says that his "shit" is already good, which Mr. Goodman tells him that he already knows but gives him a offer of 100 million dollars for him to use their cheese on his burgers, which he says that that's a good idea but then tells Marvin to turn the lightbulb on, which Marvin proceeds to do so. Ronald then asks how he did that, which he says that they are the "Thomas Edison of Cheese". Ronald then says that says that he doesn't get out of bed for anything less then a half a billion dollars, which Mr. Goodman tells him that he doesn't make half a billion dollars in a week, and three weeks, which Ronald says that he doesn't care and that he knows what he's worth but Mr. Goodman tells him that he is operating on a 31% margin and that he needs their cheese, which Ronald says that he doesn't need "jackshit" from them, and then proceeds to get up from his chair and then leave, which Mr. Goodman asks Marvin for help, which Marvin helps, saying that he guess that they will have to do the deal with Wendy's, which this gets Ronald back in his chair. Mr. Goodman and Marvin then talk about how Wendy's will do the deal for 50 million dollars. Ronald then asks if they are telling him that Wendy's wants their cheese, which Marvin replies with yes, and says that Wendy's tried their cheese on their burgers and that it tasted really yummy as they did a crowd source of people and that they said that it was really yummy and that its better then McDonalds. Ronald then says that he has a change of heart and that they should give him a day to think about it but Marvin stops him, saying that he doesn't have a day as Wendy's is "calling him" and that he can feel his phone "vibrating" on his leg. Ronald then says to give him 10 minutes as he needs to make a call, which Marvin tells him to better make it quick as they might accept the deal with Wendy's, which Mr. Goodman then says that he is a genius and that he should start paying him, which Marvin then tells him that he is lying.
At the kitchen, Ronald calls Wendy to invite her for dinner "like a date", While Ronald is on the phone, he takes poison from a cup that says "POISON" and puts it on a burger. He then calls Wendy a "stupid slut" as he puts more poison on the burger. Ronald then comes to the dinner table to serve the burgers, which Wendy is already sitting at the table, talking about how surprised she is about him inviting her out to dinner. Wendy then asks Ronald what's for dinner, which Ronald says that they are having Big Macs, which he says he made one special for her as he is serving the Big Macs. Ronald and Wendy then starts to eat the Big Macs but Ronald then gets pissed as he accidentally gave himself the burger with poison on it. Ronald then agrees to share Wendy's burger, and then makes a toast with Wendy as they cling their wine glasses but Wendy accidentally spills her glass of wine, which she apologizes for spilling her glass of wine on his table. Ronald then gets angry about the spill but then calms down as he proceeds to go get napkins but he decided to kill Wendy by overturning her neck, causing it to crack and killing her. Back at the business meeting, Ronald tells Marvin and Mr. Goodman that he talked to "his manager", which "his manager" wants him to ask what did Wendy's say she would be willing to accept their deal, which Marvin answers with "50 million dollars", which Ronald then asks when was the last time he talked to her, which Marvin says that he talked to her right before he got back and that she's ready to accept. Ronald then says to call her again to double check but Marvin declines because he told her that the next time he will call her is to tell her that they accepted the deal but Marvin then says that he wanted to give him an another chance. Ronald then says that even if he did try to call her, she would pick up because she is dead, which Ronald then laughs when Marvin asks "she's dead?", which Ronald replies with yes, which he is still laughing. He then says that he killed her, which this shocks Marvin, making him say "You killed her?" in shock, which Ronald replies with yes, which he laughs and then says that she's dead and that he snapped her like a twig. Ronald then says that they should start the bidding at half a billion dollars, which Mr. Goodman asks Marvin if he has any other good ideas, which Ronald mocks Marvin as he repeatedly turns on and off the light bulb. Marvin then says that if he doesn't accept their deal, they will call the cops on him for killing Wendy. Ronald then asks who is gonna believe him, which Marvin says that he has a secret recording of him admitting it. Ronald then admits defeat, saying that they got a deal and invites them to celebrate over dinner, which Mr. Goodman says that they aren't hungry because they sell cheese and that they are constipated "as shit". Marvin then tells Ronald to accept 50 million instead of 100 million since they have blackmail of him, which Mr. Goodman asks him where he grow "balls like that" while Ronald tells them to make the contract, and then he will come over to sign it, which Marvin is excited that they got the deal for 50 million dollars, which Mr. Goodman tells him that they are gonna write up that contract that Ronald told them to make.
At the red couch, Rose asks Marvin how his business meeting went, which Marvin tells her that it went great as he saved Mr. Goodman 50 million dollars. Rose then says "Good for you" while Mr. Goodman explains that if the deal goes through, Marvin will get 5 million dollars, which this makes Marvin upset but Mr. Goodman tells him to just be happy. Rose then says that 5 million dollars is a lot of money, which Marvin agrees, saying that they are gonna be rich, which they celebrate but Mr. Goodman stops them, saying that they need his signature on the contract, and that the deal is not done yet until he gives him the contract for him to sign. Rose then asks Marvin if he saw the news about Wendy from Wendys died, which Mr. Goodman says yeah and that Marvin got her killed, which this shocks Rose and makes her mad but Marvin tells her that he didn't get her killed and that he said a lie that maybe got her killed, which this makes Rose more mad but Marvin tells her that he had to lie to get his deal done, which Mr. Goodman then tells them to hush and that it's quiet time, which Marvin asks why he has quiet time, which Mr. Goodman replies, saying that he has quiet time before the deal as it brings him good luck, which he tells them to hush again. Marvin then tries to ask a question but Mr. Goodman tells him to hush and that if the deal doesn't go through, it's because he talked. Marvin then asks "how long", only for Mr. Goodman to shush him. Ronald McDonald then pushes the front door open, welding a handgun, which Mr. Goodman hears this, saying that it's time to sign the contract and that quiet time is over. Ronald then goes on the top of the red couch, with his handgun pointing down. He then asks for the contract, which Mr. Goodman points him to the contract and tells him to sign it and then the deal will be done. Ronald then asks where, using the laser on his handgun to point to the "McDonald's Signature" box on the contract. He then calls Mr. Goodman a asshole for signing it, which Mr. Goodman says that's for his convenience. Ronald then asks who wants to die as he points his handgun to Mr. Goodman, which he tells him that he can shoot Marvin but he can't kill him yet until the deal is done, which Ronald proceeds to point his gun at the top of Marvin's head. Marvin then says that he doesn't want to make a deal, which Ronald says that someone is finally catching on, which this shocks Mr. Goodman. Mr. Goodman then ask if he doesn't want the deal anymore, which Ronald says no and then says that he tried to make him leave with 50 million dollars, which Marvin asks him how much he wants without killing anyone, which Ronald says that he wants half a billion dollars or he will shoot, which Mr. Goodman then puts his gun in his mouth, telling him to do it, which Ronald then asks him if he has any last words but then Wendy comes up behind him, and kills him by overturning his neck, causing it to crack and killing him. Wendy then says that she's "backanator", which Mr. Goodman calls it gay while Marvin says that he thought Ronald snapped her next, which Wendy says that her neck is strong, which this shocks Mr. Goodman. He then asks her if he wants a Kraft and Velveeta deal worth 50 million dollars where they put cheese on her burgers, which Wendy says that sounds great to her, which Mr. Goodman then invites her to his car so that he can make some "whiteout" for the contract and then talk about the contract but then says that he will do the talking. Marvin then asks Mr. Goodman if he doesn't get any money while He and Wendy are going to his car, which Mr. Goodman tells him to look at him as he is sitting criss cross applesauce in his tuxedo, and that he isn't "fuck", which this leaves Marvin in shock as Mr. Goodman then leaves.
Characters[]
- Mr. Goodman
- Marvin
- Rose
- Ronald McDonald
- Jeffy
- Wendy
- Alien's Wife (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded a year after "The Lego Podrace!", two years after "The PowerPuff Jeffy's!", three years after "Jeffy's Homework! (remake), and fourteen years after "Shrek's Nightmare".
- This is Wendy's first appearance since "The Golden Nugget!" and her second appearance overall.
- This is the first episode in 2024 where Pablo plays no characters in a video.
- This was the first time none of his characters appeared since "The Turkey Problem!".
- This is the first episode since "Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 5" where Brooklyn Guy doesn't appear.
- This is the first episode where Ronald lacks a beard since “Bad Super Bowl Commercials!”.
Errors[]
- The camera was blurred at 7:36.
- The contract in the thumbnail is not the same in the video.
- The date on the contract was taken a day ahead even though the uploaded day was released on May 8.
- Ronald's render is not the same in the video because his appearance was taken in his debut.
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