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"The Bake Sale!" (remake) is a remake of "The Bake Sale!", and is the 22nd episode of SML Remakes.
Synopsis[]
Joseph needs help so Junior and Cody start a bake sale!
Plot[]
This video starts with Junior, Joseph and Cody about to watch TV, but they couldn't find the remote, and then they found it in Cody's butt, and the pull it out, and they start watching Most Dangerous Wipe Outs! where it shows the best bike accidents caught on camera and they think it's cool. Junior asks, 'You know what I'm thinking?' and Cody answers with putting the remote back in his butt. Junior says that's the wrong answer and says he's thinking about making a video similar to what was on the Show, sending it in, and appearing on TV.
The others agree. Joseph asks what they're going to film and Junior answers with cutting their own tonsils out with scissors. Joseph agrees with the idea, but Cody disagrees. Cody then explains why and Junior thinks of another idea. Junior then said that they should beat each other with a hammer. Once again, Joseph agrees but Cody disagrees and explains why. Then Junior told Cody that Joseph can ride bike down the roof. This time, Both Joseph and Cody agree so they did it.
Joseph asks if it was safe and Junior said it is so Joseph ride down and fall. Junior and Cody went to see the video. Joseph seems hurt so Cody said that we should help him. Junior said that he is fine, but Cody said he isn't. After a while, Junior and Cody called the ambulance. Brooklyn T Guy then came and said that Joseph broke almost all of his bones and doesn't have medical insurance. So, they can't treat Joseph so he's gonna die.
Junior then asks how much and Does Bad Things Guy respond $50,000. Cody then tells Junior that they have to raise $50,000 because it is their responsibilities and faults. Junior tells Does Bad Things Guy that he will try to raise $50,000 so he allows them to and warns them that they only have 24 hours to raise it.
Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if he can borrow $50,000 and Chef Pee Pee says Hell no. He then ask why he needed the money. Junior told him that he needed the money to raise for Joseph's medical insurance after he broke his bones and Chef Pee Pee responded that he's perfectly fine without medical insurance. Junior then suggests washing cars but Chef Pee Pee claims that no one washes cars anymore.
Cody then Suggests making a bake sale and sell cookies. Junior agrees and says they can sell a cookie for $50,000. Cody said that wouldn't work so Junior's said he could lie by saying that the cookies make you live forever. Chef Pee Pee was kinda skeptical about this but later agree when Junior told him they will give Chef Pee Pee half. This causes Cody to get mad since he knows they will have to now raise and sell a whole lot more cookies. But Junior doesn't understand him.
They started to bake the cookie. Chef Pee Pee has managed to bake a batch of cookie. Chef Pee Pee was starting to now make the second batch of cookie. However, Junior wants to put it in, so he ended up fighting the put the cookie in causing them to lock Chef Pee Pee into the oven. Does Bad Things Guy then told that Chef Pee Pee's got 3rd degree burn over his body and since he doesn't have medical insurance, the price will be another $50,000.
Cody got mad at Junior and Junior told Cody to calm down. He said he'll make the cookies while I will sell them. Junior then went to couch and started selling to Roy Gethard telling that it's only $50,000 per cookie. Unlike Roy he doesn't pay for anything.
Junior told Cody's that he made $50,000 but Cody doubt-it. Cody ask who bought the cookies and Junior said it was Roy Gethard. Cody got mad because he knows that Roy doesn't pay for anything. Junior disagrees with him and asks what he is cooking and Cody responds that these are sprinkle cookies. Junior said ew and think that these cookies are gay and disgusting but Cody responded that these people like these cookies. Junior then started to throw the plate on the ground and Cody beats him up with the roller but Junior hits him in back in revenge which knocked out Cody's glasses causing him to go blind. Cody got mad at this since he can't cook now and he isn't high in debt.
Junior then suggest that he can do the cooking and Cody denies. Junior insisted that he can do it so Cody gives him a chance. Junior got the cookie tray and threw cartons of egg in the tray. Cody ask If he is just throwing eggs at the tray and said it be the stupidest thing he could be doing. Junior said it isn't so he stop throwing the egg and started adding the cookie powders. Junior told him that he is adding the powder and Cody respond that it's real crummy. Junior then put the cookies into the oven.
After Junior have finish baking the cookies, He gave it for Cody to try. Junior said they're good because they are tinted red. Cody ask why and Junior's ask him to try it to find out. Cody tries it and said it was disgusting and ask what is in it and Junior said that he puts ketchup on it. Cody ask why and Junior makes a ketchup pun. Cody then went to sell it anyway. Because he couldn't see, he went selling it to a lamp. When Junior tells Cody it's a lamp. Cody freaked out screaming that he couldn't see. Junior said he made another full batch of cookies with no ketchup. Cody then went to see the cookies.
Junior they show the cookie and tell him that he bought cookies. Cody got mad and ask how much it cost and he said to be about 100 bucks. Cody ask where he got this money from and Junior said his father. So now Junior owes his dad money Cody got infuriated at this and went beating up Junior for the debt he has to pay. Junior knows someone who will buy it for the price and Cody ask who and that person must be r*tarded.
We cut to a scene of Jeffy spanking. He ask for buying a cookie since he likes them and make a price range. They went on to debate on the price but Jeffy can only get to 90,000. Junior got mad at said no deal since they need 125,000 calling him a rip-off. Cookie Monster then breaks into the house, while eating all the Cookies. Cody then yells at Junior, that he let Cookie Monster into the house. Afterward they both yelled at Cookie Monster to get out of the house, then Cookie Monster flees. Cody got mad until a doorbell rang in where Goodman congratulates them for winning the most dangerous video contest and their prize is $100,000. Junior said they don't want it since they need 125,000 but Cody slapped Junior and told him he wanted it.
Junior said it's good to have Joseph back and they decided to run in the middle of the interstate which cause Junior to break every bone in his body and the video ends with Cody and Joseph are going to make Cookies while Joseph saying he'll get the ketchup much to Cody's annoyance.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Does Bad Things Guy
- Robot Chef Pee Pee
- Roy Gethard
- Heidi
- Jeffy
- Cookie Monster
- Mr. Goodman
- Marvin (indirectly mentioned)
- Bowser (indirectly mentioned)
- Judy (indirectly mentioned)
Injuries[]
Deaths[]
- Kenny McCormick (death not shown)
- Junior (starved off screen)
Differences from the original[]
- The whole episode is longer than the original
- The toddlers were removed from the Most Dangerous Wipeouts clips.
- Junior mentions cutting each other's uvulas out instead of their tonsils.
- Junior and Cody seek to raise $150,000 instead of $125,000.
- Black Yoshi is replaced by Heidi and Roy Gethard to comply with Nintendo's cease and desist and possible demonetization.
- Lovell plays Cody and Does Bad Things Guy instead of Lance.
- The cookies, eggs, and Cookie Monster puppet are all different.
- Like some of the other remakes, almost all of the swearing is removed:
- The Most Dangerous Wipeouts narrator does not say "eat shit" or "get fucked" to any of the crash victims.
- Instead of calling Junior a "fucking asshole" in the cooking segment, Cody calls him an idiot.
- Cody sits on the remote in the remake, but does not in the original.
- Chef Pee Pee is shown to be burnt after getting out of the oven.
- Unlike the original, Earthy Crust can be heard 6 times.
- Junior puts ketchup instead of cookie mix in the eggs. However, Junior did do this in the original (offscreen).
- Jeffy’s final offer for the cookies is $149,999.99 instead of $99,000.
- Junior and Cody win $149,000 instead of $100,000 from Goodman.
- Cookie Monster enters the house and eats all the cookies twice.
- Cody didn't say "Fairy GodParents!", unlike the original.
- The Nintendo Switch sound effect is not played to avoid getting a copyright claim from Nintendo.
- Junior mentions Jeff Bezos instead of Steve Jobs, due to his popularity.
- Cody knocks out Junior with a rolling pin instead of just hitting him with his fist.
- Junior hits Cody with a different rolling pin in self defense before he stops instead of hitting him with the same rolling pin after he puts it down.
Trivia[]
- This remake was uploaded the same day Mafdominus' SuperMarioLogan Movie was released, and five years after "SuperPowers!".
- This is Cookie Monster's first appearance in 2021, his first appearance in the Human Puppet Era, and his first appearance since "Black Yoshi's Call of Duty Loan!".
- This is Jeffy's first appearance in a remake since "Jeffy's Parents!" and the second time he appears in a remake based on a video from the New House.
- This is Roy Gethard's first appearance since "Roy's COOL Lessons!".
- This is Elizabeth's first appearance since "Truth Or Dare! (remake)".
- This episode was made the day before the fall of Kabul.
- This video was age-restricted for a lengthy time period for unknown reasons, but it is most likely related to the gag in the opening thirty seconds where Junior and Cody pull a remote out of Cody's butt. As of September 2022, the age-restriction on the video has been lifted.
- This is the first video on the current channel to have been been age-restricted at any point in time.
- This is also the first video that got age-restricted on the fourth channel.
Errors[]
- Junior's cookies realistically should not have turned into cookies, because he did not use flour, or any other important ingredients besides four eggs.
Poll[]
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