"Super Bowl Commercials" is the 99th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Mario and his friends watch Super Bowl commercials!
Plot[]
The episode begins with Black Yoshi playing Call of Duty. He's getting his kill streak up, like usual, until Mario comes in saying that the Super Bowl is coming on. Upon hearing the news, Black Yoshi quits his game and turns to the event, as Shrek and Tony the Tiger also enter, to watch. Before they can, however the commercials come on. Black Yoshi expresses his disliking of them, whilst Mario tells him they can be funny and enjoyable. The commercials then come on in the following order:
Cookie Crisp[]
A kid (Patrick) eats boring cereal until he and another kid (Felipe) try Cookie Crisp. Their grandpa (Harold) comes in and says they shouldn't eat it, to which Patrick tells him to shut up saying he'll be dead soon. As Felipe gets root beer to pour on the cereal, Patrick exclaims "Yay Heart disease". After the commercial the four state their opinions; Black Yoshi and Mario think they're alright, Shrek says he wants to eat them and Tony says they taste like poop.
Life Uhlert[]
This is a parody of the Life Alert® commercial as Margaret (referred to as "Suzanne") introduces the Life Uhlert. She then exclaims she disconnected Harold's Life Ahlert as the latter falls on the floor, and breaks his hip. Harold then says he'll die in the bathroom. After watching it, Mario thinks that it could really be helpful for his grandpa, and Shrek thinks it could be useful, if he ever falls off the toilet.
Crazy Craig's Car Dealership[]
It's a car commercial which reveals that Craig sells cars (Only red and black since those are considered to be evil colors) but for the soul of the buyer (or $666, or rather the number of the devil). Black Yoshi begs Mario for $666 to get one of the cars.
Bowser Juice Xtreme[]
It's a commercial with a better version of Bowser Juice. Bowser goes on to explain it will let you do amazing stuff such as giving you laser vision, allowing you to jump over the Empire State Building or knock it down (he quickly reiterates that it will let you jump over it twice, upon hearing that it's illegal to knock the Empire State Building down). It also supposedly turns you into a black hole. He says it can make people strangle little kids as it cuts to Bowser strangling a little girl (Haleigh). It ends with Bowser repeatedly singing "Bowser Juice, Bowser Juice, Bowser Juice Xtreme". Mario and Black Yoshi both agree to not buy, or drink it.
Doritos[]
It's a commercial where a guy (Lovell) is taking a shower, but a girl comes and sees the bag of Doritos on his crotch. Then another guy (Lance) comes in the bathroom and says he "wants that in his mouth". As Mario, Tony and Black Yoshi look on in confusion, Shrek decides he doesn't want to eat his Doritos anymore.
After the commercials, the Super Bowl finally starts. Mario is excited, and asks Black Yoshi who he thinks will win, between the Seattle Seahawks and the New England Patriots. Black Yoshi thinks the Seahawks will, but Mario wants the Patriots to win so Tom Brady can get his 4th Super Bowl ring. The video ends with Mario asking the viewer who they think will win the Super Bowl as he and Black Yoshi argue about which of the two teams will come out victorious.
Characters[]
- Mario
- Black Yoshi
- Shrek
- Tony
- Bowser
- Craig The Devil
- Patrick
- Felipe (debut)
- Margaret
- Harold Wilfred
- Lovell Stanton
- Lance Thirtyacre
- Lance's ex-girlfriend
- Haleigh (cameo)
- Tom Brady (mentioned)
- Russell Wilson (mentioned)
- Marshawn Lynch (mentioned)
- Richard Sherman (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This is the first appearance of Black Yoshi, Tony the Tiger, Craig the Devil and Margaret in 2015, and also the debut of Felipe.
- This is Patrick Coleman's first appearance in a canon video.
- This is the first video to feature Logan's sister Haleigh Grant, namely as the kid Bowser strangles in the Bowser Juice Xtreme commerical.
- This video is a followup to "Dorito's Super Bowl XLIV Commercial "RARE"" and "Bowser's Doritos".
- The phone number shown in the Life UhLert commercial is the real phone number for Life Alert. It is 1-800-661-2332.
- "F**k" is censored.
- When Shrek comes into Black Yoshi's room with his cheesecake, he is seen holding Sara Lee New York Style Cheesecake rather than Sara Lee Original Cream Cheesecake.
- The "Boring" cereal could be Lucky Charms but with no marshmallows.
- Based on how normal Bowser Juice is made from Bowser's urine, it is assumed that Bowser Juice Xtreme is made from Bowser's own blood.
- The picture of the dealership in the Crazy Craig's commercial is a real Ford dealership, but photoshopped.
- Out of all of the reactions to the commercials, Mario and Black Yoshi reacted to the most commercials (all of them) while Tony reacted to the least commercials (Cookie Crisp and Doritos).
Errors[]
- In the video's thumbnail, the word "Commercials" is misspelled as "Commerials".
- Mario claims that Black Yoshi's TV is the only one in the house he can watch the Super Bowl on; however he is mistaken since there are two other TV's in the living room (seen in "Shrek's Nightmare") and Bowser's room.
- Although, Bowser's TV is likely not present in the house, due to the implication of him and Mario owning seperate houses. As stated in The Big Thanksgiving, Mario needed to travel through eight worlds to Bowser's house. However due to SML taking place in a different universe compared to Nintendo's or some sort of alternate timeline as well as the mere fact that Logan received the cease and desist letter seven years following this video this is not exactly true. It is additionally likely that all SML episodes are considered canon off-screen or take place during a time-reel paradox.
- In the Cookie Crisp commercial, the announcer mistakes Chip the Wolf (the mascot on the cereal box) to be a dog. Ironically, Cookie Crisp did have Chip as a Dog before he became a wolf.