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"Shrek 5" is the 1,018th episode of SML Movies.

Synopsis[]

Shrek 5 is coming out and Brooklyn Guy needs a copy of it.

Plot[]

The video starts with Jeffy going on the red couch, wearing Bubblewrap, and a Pirate Hat. Marvin asks Jeffy what he is doing, which Jeffy says that he is Captain Bubblewrap and that he feels no pain. He then starts attacking Marvin, which Rose decides to give Marvin a sword and to attack Jeffy, which fails because of the Bubblewrap that Jeffy is wearing. The news then comes on with Mr. Goodman saying that Shrek 5 is coming on July 1, 2026. Marvin then hears the doorbell ring, which Marvin goes to get it while Jeffy says that he is gonna jump off the balcony, which Rose tells Jeffy not to do that, but Jeffy tells her that the Bubblewrap will protect him, and he hopes that they don't end up on Good Morning America again like in 2017. Marvin then answers the door, to see Brooklyn Guy there, asking Marvin if he knows Shrek, which Marvin says that he does know Shrek. Brooklyn Guy then asks for a copy of Shrek 5 because he works at the Kids Cancer unit at the Hospital and there's a child who has a day left and he's a big fan of Shrek, and that he is really excited for Shrek 5, but he won't live long enough to see Shrek 5 because it comes out in two years, so he was wondering if he could ask Shrek for a early copy of Shrek 5 so that he can show it to the kid before the kid dies. Marvin says that he is sure that the movie isn't done yet, but Brooklyn Guy says that the movie is done, they are just making them wait for it to release, which he compares it to Grand Theft Auto 6 and that they can put it out now, it's that they are just trying to build up hype to the game. Marvin then says that he could ask Shrek, which Brooklyn Guy replies, saying if he can do it now as he told the kid that he is gonna come back and he had something for the kid and if he didn't come back with something, he would look like a liar. He then talks about how he already did favors for Marvin with his famous actor friends, which he asks Marvin if he remembers the time that he wanted him to replace Alec Baldwin's prop gun with a real gun because he thought it would be funny, which Marvin says yeah in a disappointed tone while Brooklyn Guy says that it wasn't funny. Brooklyn Guy then asks if the fridge is for guests or just for him, which Marvin says he can grab a drink from the fridge but Brooklyn Guy asks if he's allowed to just grab the drink or get anything, which Marvin says that if he find something that he wants, he can have it, which Brooklyn Guy likes that but tells Marvin to remember that he said that.

While Brooklyn Guy is asking Marvin about the kind of Sodas he has, Jeffy falls down from the balcony, still wearing his Bubblewrap and Pirate Hat from when he was Captain Bubblewrap earlier in the video. Marvin asks Jeffy if he is ok, but Brooklyn Guy tells him that he's wearing bubble wrap and that he is fine. He then tells Marvin to go ask Shrek while he goes in the fridge. At the bathroom, Shrek is crapping as usual, and yelling out to release the shit out of his butthole. Marvin then comes in the bathroom, which Shrek says that he is glad that he is here as he needs help scraping his shit out of his ass cheeks with a rake as it's like cement but Marvin declines, saying that he is not doing that again, which Shrek says that he will do it himself as Marvin watches Shrek do it. Marvin then asks Shrek that he heard that he is doing Shrek 5, which Shrek says that he is as he needed more money for cheesecake, which Marvin says that he knows that the movie probably isn't done yet but he needs to borrow a copy of the movie, which Shrek agrees to let Marvin borrow a copy of Shrek 5, which Shrek proceeded to go get the copy of Shrek 5 and hands it to Marvin, which Marvin grabs it but Shrek tells him one condition; he will call upon him for a favor in the future that he has to do no matter what the favor is, which Marvin agrees to the condition and then proceeds to walk out of the bathroom as Shrek continues doing what he was doing before Marvin came into the bathroom.

At the red couch, Brooklyn Guy sits down on the couch with a leftover Chicken Alfredo, which Rose is disappointed that he took her leftover Chicken Alfredo, which she tells him that the leftover Chicken Alfredo is her but Brooklyn Guy mocks her, calling her a "bitch that should mind her own business". Marvin then comes in, placing the copy of Shrek 5 on the red couch, and announcing that he got Shrek 5, which Rose snitched on Brooklyn Guy, telling Marvin that he is eating her leftover Chicken Alfredo, which Brooklyn Guy mocks her again, saying that he said he could have anything he wanted from the fridge, which Rose is shocked about how Marvin said that but Marvin tells her that he did say it but he didn't want to say it at the same time, and that he didn't know she had her leftovers in the fridge, which Rose tells him that she was saving it for later, and then tells Brooklyn Guy to get it back but Brooklyn Guy tells her that Marvin isn't going to go back on his word and that he is his "bro" but Rose tells him that she is his wife but Brooklyn Guy mockingly asks her if she had a dick, where would she be at, which he then says that Marvin doesn't care about what's between his legs. Marvin then asks Brooklyn Guy to not eat the leftover Chicken Alfredo and give it back to her, which Brooklyn Guy agrees but then sneeze spits all over it, which disgusts Rose and made her not want it anymore, which Brooklyn Guy is proud that he won and he got to keep the leftover Chicken Alfredo that he was eating. Marvin then hands Brooklyn Guy the copy of Shrek 5 that he got from Shrek, which Brooklyn Guy says ok as he was starting to eat the leftover Chicken Alfredo but Marvin reminds him about the kid, which Brooklyn Guy asks him to put on Shrek 5 while he eats.

In the Shrek 5 animation, Shrek tells Donkey to get out of his swamp, which Donkey tells Shrek that he's making waffles but Shrek says that he doesn't want his waffles as he wants cheesecake. Donkey tells Shrek that he doesn't know how to make cheesecake and that he likes making an another dish. Shrek then tells Donkey why not he go bang his dragon wife while Fiona tells him to please just leave as she and Shrek want to be onions and take off their layers, which Donkey questions why they need to bang some more as they already have three "ugly ogres". Fiona then tells Shrek to go to their bedroom, which when Fiona enters the bedroom, she is shocked to see Lord Farquaad asking Gingy what he wants him to do to him, which Gingy tells him to eat him, as he proceeds to spit on Lord Farquaad, and then calls him a freak, which Lord Farquaad says that he's not a freak, which he then calls Thelonious to get his whip, which Felonious complies and gives him his whip. Lord Farquaad then asks The Magic Mirror if this is not the "most sexiest cookie" of them all, which The Magic Mirror says that its not a cookie yet but it can become one by covering it with his "icing". Lord Farquaad then says that some of them may get creamed on but that is a risk that he is gonna take. Fiona then exits the bedroom, telling Shrek to never mind about it as someone is already in the bedroom. Shrek says that its fine and that they should do it in the outhouse, which when they get there, Shrek tells her to get ready to smell his shit, which when he opens the outhouse, it is shown that Puss is already in the outhouse, reading a newspaper, which Shrek asks Puss what he is doing in his outhouse, Puss says that the name is Puss in Boots, not Piss in Boots, and that he has to still use the bathroom.

At the red couch, Rose says that she likes the movie while Marvin says that he likes how they got all the original voice actors to come back, and that it's a hard thing to do. Brooklyn Guy then chines in as he was eating, questioning how they got Daniel Radcliff to do eight Harry Potter movies, which Marvin questions that, saying "what", which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he did eight of "those movies" and questions how they got him to commit, which he then says that he would of done seven and then be a real bitch about the eight one, and says that he isn't coming back unless they give him 200 million dollars and they have to do it otherwise what else are they are going to do as Daniel Radcliff is Harry Potter. Marvin says that they probably had a contract so he wouldn't do that, which Brooklyn Guy says that even if they had a contract, he doesn't care and asks what are they going to do like make him act as he just want to stand there with his arms folded and pout until they give him money. Marvin then tells Brooklyn Guy that it's time for him to take the copy of Shrek 5 to the kid, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as he proceeds to grab both his food and the copy of Shrek 5.

At the road, Brooklyn Guy talks to himself, saying that he really got to get to the hospital as he is carrying his food and the copy of Shrek 5. Suddenly, he drops them as he asks himself where is his car. Brooklyn Guy gets scared as there is a car coming and he doesn't know what to save, so he ends up saving his food as he watches the car run over the copy of Shrek 5, makes him shocked as he released that he grabbed the Chicken Alfredo instead of the copy of Shrek 5, which he checks to see if its ok, which he sighs of relief that the disc isn't broken but the car comebacks, so he grabs the Chicken Alfredo as he watched the copy of Shrek 5 get run over again, which Brooklyn Guy feels disappointed that he choose the Chicken Alfredo again, which he checks on Shrek 5, only to see that the disc is now broken, which he proceeds to go to the hospital to go tell the kid.

At the hospital, Brooklyn Guy asks the kid how the Swiss Rolls are smelling, which the kid says that he can't smell anything because his "old factory" nerve was damaged from the chemotherapy, which Brooklyn Guy then shows him what he was gonna get; the copy of Shrek 5, which the kid questions why he can't watch it, which Brooklyn Guy says that some asshole decided to save Chicken Alfredo instead of Shrek 5 as he opens the case to show the kid the broken Shrek 5 disc, which he that its him as he's says that he's the asshole who saved Chicken Alfredo instead of Shrek 5 but then tells him that the Chicken Alfredo is "the shit" and then says that he would of picked it. The kid then gets mad, yelling out "Are you fucking kidding me", which Brooklyn Guy says that's what happened and reminds him to not raise his voice in the cancer unit, which he says that this is the loudest he ever heard him be, which the kid reveals that he faked cancer so that he can give him a copy of Shrek 5 to steal the idea from and take it to Pixar, which Brooklyn Guy questions how Pixar would even steal Shrek 5, which the kid says that they wouldn't steal Shrek 5 and that they would only steal the plot and make it some "Green Goblin or shit", which confuses Brooklyn Guy as the kid went through extensive chemotherapy treatment, and then asks how much Pixar is paying him, which he tells him that Pixar is paying him "a lot" as he proceeds to leave, which Brooklyn Guy was shocked, saying that was crazy, and then proceeds to leave to go tell Marvin about it.

Back at the red couch, Marvin keeps making a chomping sound as he tries to get a bite of Spaghetti that Rose is eating, which Rose tells him to go get a fork. Brooklyn Guy comes in to tell Marvin about the kid he told him about who had cancer didn't actually have cancer and that they were actually a Pixar employee trying to steal Shrek 5, which he then noticed Rose's Spaghetti, which Rose tells him to get his eyes off of her Spaghetti, which Brooklyn Guy asks if it's good, which Rose says "Maybe", which Brooklyn Guy then says that the Spaghetti wasn't in the fridge, which Rose tells him that she doordashed it, which Brooklyn Guy tells her to put it in the fridge if she doesn't finish it, which Rose yells out no while Marvin asks Brooklyn Guy if that kid didn't actually have cancer, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that the kid didn't actually have cancer and hands him back the copy of Shrek 5. Marvin notices that case is messed up, which prompted him to ask what happened to it, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that it got runover by a car, unlike his "grandma" who got "runover by a reindeer", which Rose sarcastically says that serves him right for eating her Chicken Alfredo, which Brooklyn Guy tells her that he is gonna eat it unlike her who left it in the fridge for him. Marvin then asks if there is anything wrong with the copy of Shrek 5, which Brooklyn Guy opens the case and tells him that the disc got busted up, which shocks Marvin. Marvin then says that he doesn't think that Shrek needs it back, and that its just a copy, which the doorbell rings after he says that, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin and Rose to go answer the door since it is their house, which Marvin and Rose then proceed to answer the door as Brooklyn Guy calls Rose a sucker for leaving her Spaghetti on the couch. At the door, Steve Staleburger, who addresses himself as Dreamworks Executive, says that he is here for the copy of Shrek 5 that they gave to Shrek, which Marvin asks him why he needs the copy of Shrek 5, which Steve Staleburger tells him that he told everyone that the movie is coming out in two years, and that it was a lie and that the movie is actually coming out in August. He then tells him that they thought it was a good idea to put the only copy of Shrek 5 on that DVD to give it to Shrek since it is his movie, and that they deleted the files off of their computers so that the DVD is only way that anyone could watch Shrek 5, which Marvin asks if that is the only copy of Shrek 5, which Steve Staleburger confirms it. Marvin then gets shocked when he realizes that the copy of Shrek 5, they had got destroyed, and that there are no backups of Shrek 5, which Steve Staleburger tells him that he didn't like the way he reacted, which Marvin then tells him to let him get the DVD from Shrek. At the red couch, Brooklyn Guy is laying there, groaning after having too much Spaghetti with Meatballs, which Marvin gets shocked because he realizes that he is in so much trouble for having the Shrek 5 DVD be broken while Rose is shocked that Brooklyn Guy ate her Spaghetti which when she asks him if he ate her Spaghetti with Meatballs, he has a long burp, and asks if that answers her question, which Marvin asks him why he ate her Spaghetti, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he did it so that Rose couldn't have it, which he then says that he ate so much pasta and that he is a messy baby, which Marvin tells him that they have a bigger problem as the Executive of DreamWorks is at the door, and he wants the copy of Shrek 5 because it's the only copy of the movie. Brooklyn Guy tells him to close up the case and give it to him to make the Executive of DreamWorks think it broke on the way home, which Marvin proceeds to close up the copy of Shrek 5 and go back to the front door. Back at the front door, Marvin shows Steve Staleburger the copy of Shrek 5, which Steve Staleburger is glad to see that he still had the copy of Shrek 5, and tells him that the way he acted, he thought something bad happened to it, which Marvin said that nothing bad happened to it and he took good care of it, which a piece of the broken disc then falls out of the case, which they both stare as Shrek comes up behind Marvin, telling him about the favor earlier, and that its now "rake my ass time" as he shakes the rake that he uses on his ass.

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Errors[]

  • In the description, a punctuation at the end of the sentence is missing.
  • Puss in Boots speaks in a French accent, when in reality, he's Spanish. It's possible that Puss's accent is based on the 1697 version of the fairy tale.

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