"Satan Claus!" (Stylized as "SATAN Claus!") is the 1,088th episode of SML Movies and is the 7th and final Christmas special of 2024.
Synopsis[]
Santa's letters were accidentally sent to Satan!
Plot[]
The video starts at Hell, where Craig the Devil sighs and says being the Devil is so boring. Billy comes in, telling Craig that they got another murderer today, which he asks where he wants the murderer at. Craig tells him to put them with the others, which Billy sighs and says "Ok" as he leaves to put the murderer with the others. Craig then says it sucks because nobody ever wants to talk to him, but suddenly, he gets a phone call, which he picks it up, only for it to be a prank call from Mikey. After the prank call, Billy comes back in to tell Craig that something came in the mail today, but Craig says if he says "Deez Nutz", he's going to be pissed. Billy tells him it's not and it was a bunch of letters, which this shocks Craig as he takes the letters, asking himself who could be writing to him. Craig reads the first one, which is from Patrick, asking for toys, gum, and a basketball. Craig asks himself why the child is writing to him as he reads the next two letters, which were Christmas wish lists. After Craig finishes reading the second letter, he asks why children are writing to him, which Billy says maybe they meant to spell Santa, but they spelt Satan. This makes Craig feel sad as he says he thought he had friends, which Billy says he's his friend as Craig gets an idea, which he says "What if I deliver toys to these kids". Billy says it wouldn't be evil of him, but Craig says it is Christmas time and even the devil has as soft side as he then says he'll do it and he's going to become "Satan Claus". Craig then tells Billy to get his sleigh ready, which Billy leaves as Craig says he's actually going to poof. Craig then reads out loud one of the Christmas Wishlist letters he got, which is from Jeffy, which he asked for Cheerios, Pencils, Pogo Stick, A new Diaper, a new Helmet, "Fishee", and to get rid of Green Beans. Craig then reads the end note of the letter, which sats "Love Jeffy", which this gets the attention of Nancy as she comes over and asks Craig if he said Jeffy, but Craig says no and tells her to go clean the bathrooms, which Nancy then leaves to go back to cleaning the bathrooms.
At The Huckerdoo's house, where Hank Huckerdoo is telling Susanne Huckerdoo that since Jesus's Birthday is over, they can focus of New Year's. Susanne asks Hank what's his New Year's Resolution, which Hank says it's to stop sleeping with all the babysitters. Susanne says "Good boy" as Hank then asks Susanne what's her New Year's Resolution, which Susanne says it's to give up smoking. This shocks Hank as he says "Wait, your smoking again?", which Susanne says he has been ever since she caught him with the babysitter. Hank says it makes since as Timmy Huckerdoo comes in to ask to listen to the radio, Hank asks Timmy if he has done his voice lessons, which Timmy says he did them. Hank asks to hear it, which Timmy sings until he gets to the "too" part of the song, where he holds the note as Hank tells him to hold it, which Hank says "$800 a week, you better hold that shit" while Susanne says "Use your diaphragm honey". Hank then tells Timmy he's flat, but Timmy continues to hold a note, causing Hank to hit Timmy, telling him to shut up. Craig then comes in, saying he's here to deliver presents as he is seen, holding a Thomas & Friends toy. This scares Hank, Susanne, and Timmy as Hank then orders Susanne to get the cross. Susanne then gets the cross as Hank, Susanne, and Timmy all say "The power of Christ compels you", which they repeatedly say this until Craig yells out "Shut the fuck up!". Hank, Susanne, and Timmy then be quiet as Hank asks "What?", which Craig explains that he's not bad today and he just wanted to give a toy, but Susanne says "Begone Satan!" as she throws her cross as Craig. This pisses off Craig as he says "What the fuck, okay fine you don't get your book". Susanne then orders Hank to get the bat, which Hank leaves, saying he's on it. Craig then asks why she needs the bat as Hank then hits him with the bat, causing Craig to leave, feeling pissed off. The video then cuts to Craig, back at Hell, where Billy asks him how it went, which Craig says it went shitty because he got hit with a baseball bat. Billy asks Craig why it happened, which Craig says it's because they didn't like him because he's the devil and they didn't even care that he had presents. Billy says that's why he just needs to be evil, which Craig says it's much easier as he then gets a phone call, which he picks it up, only for it to be another prank call from Mikey. After the phone call, Craig says he wants to do something nice for the children, but not the kid who pranked called him. Billy asks why not he just dress up like Santa and pretend to be Santa so that they don't know he's the devil, which Craig likes the idea as it means they won't hit him with bats as he then leaves as the video cuts back to the Huckerdoo's house, where Hank tells Timmy that the devil showed up because of him being gay as he says it's a sin. Hank then says "Leviticus 18:22 says stop it" as Craig then appears, holding the same toy he had the last time, but with a Santa disguise on this time. Hank asks Craig who he is, which Craig says he is Satan Claus. Hank, mishearing it as "Santa Claus", saying "Santa Claus? But Christmas already passed", which Craig says he forgot some stuff like the toy he's holding for his son, but Hank claims that his son is on the naughty list for being gay. This causes the argument as Hank and Craig keep pushing the toy toward themselves over and over, which this goes on until Hank threatens to hit him with the bat. Craig asks why he would get a bat as Hank then starts hitting him with the bat, causing Craig to leave, feeling pissed off. The video then cuts to Craig, back at Hell, where he sighs as Billy comes in, asking how his Santa Claus disguise go, which Craig tells him that he got hit with a bat again. Billy asked why it happened again, which Craig says he doesn't know and he guess those people are just assholes. Billy then says "They'll be in here one day", which Craig says "Yeah, probably" as Billy says he can give them AIDs. Craig then gets a phone call, which he picks it up, only for it to be another prank call from Mikey. After the phone call, Craig asks how does the kid have his number, which Billy says he doesn't know as he then asks if he's going to keep using his Santa Claus disguise, which Craig says he is and he'll try a different house as he then leaves.
At Marvin's House, where Marvin says he hates taking down the Christmas Tree as every year, you got to put up the tree, just to take it down. Marvin repeats this, which Rose tells him to calm down and not such a bad attitude as she then says they can make it fun as in making a song about it as she then starts singing the song she made as she takes off some of the decorations from the Christmas Tree. Marvin tells Rose he would rather do it quiet as Jeffy then says "Daddy, if you want this Christmas Tree down, then that fucker is going down" as he pushes on the Christmas Tree, causing it to fall over. Jeffy then makes a joke using the word "Lumberjack", but Marvin tells Jeffy it was a big tree and now it's on the ground, but Jeffy doesn't care as he says "Babo bap babo". Marvin then tells Jeffy they need to drag it outside, which Jeffy tells him to do it then, but Marvin tells him he needs to help him grab it as they then go to grab it, which Marvin tells him "You'll grab that side of the tree and I'll grab that side of the tree" as he points to the sides that he and Jeffy are gonna grab, but Jeffy tells him he has something for him to grab as he makes a dick joke. Marvin tells him to stop it and go grab a trash bag so they can put the tree away as Craig then appears, holding a Robo Fish today. Rose, shocked about what she sees, saying "Santa Claus!? What are you doing here?", which Marvin joins in, saying "Yeah Santa Claus, what are you doing here?", which Craig says he came to give Jeffy the "Fishee" he wanted for Christmas. Rose asks why he looks like he has a sunburn, which Marvin says he looks all red, which Craig claims it's because he was delivering presents in Africa, and it's very sunny there. Marvin then asks why he didn't deliver it on Christmas, which Craig claims it's because it fell out of his bag in Africa, so he went back to Africa to get it back as he then tells Marvin it's a Robo Fish and it's swims in 5 directions. Marvin asks about the 5 directions, which Craig says it goes up, down, left, right, backwards as he then says he doesn't know and he didn't make it, but then says his elves made it as he then asks if they love him, which Marvin and Rose says they love Santa. Jeffy then comes back in, saying he couldn't find a trash bag, but he found a bat. Marvin tells Jeffy that Santa came to visit him, causing Jeffy to say "You want Round 2 fucker!?", which confuses Craig as he says "Round two? What are you talking about?" as he gets hit with the bat by Jeffy, causing Craig to leave, feeling pissed again, which his hat falls off, causing Marvin to say "Hey wait a minute, that's the devil". The video then cuts to Craig, back at Hell, where he sighs as Billy then comes in and asks what happened this time. Craig tells him he got beat up with the bat again, which shocks Billy as he says "What!? Again? No way". Craig then says he doesn't know what is going on anymore as he then gets a phone call, which he picks it up, thinking it's the kid again, only to find out it's his mother. Craig's Mother asks why he's using the kind of language he used when he picked up her call, which Craig tells his mom he's sorry and that he's been getting a lot of prank calls lately. Craig's Mother asks why he didn't call her on Christmas, which Craig says it's because he's supposed to be evil and not calling his mother on Christmas is evil. Craig's Mother then asks why can't he be like his brother, which causes Craig to hang up as Billy then asks Craig what he's going to do. Craig says he's going to go back to being evil as he says he's going to go back to the house and beat them up as he then leaves.
At Santa's Workshop, Santa Claus tells his elves that they had a successful Christmas, which his elves then cheer in excitement. Santa then tells them they didn't get as many letters as they normally get, which Mini and Orna then say "Aww" in disappointment while Pepper says it is weird. Suddenly, the phone rings, which Mint says the phone is ringing, but Santa tells her to answer it, which Mint does as she picks it up and talks. After the phone call, Mint tells Santa that apparently, kids have been spelling his name wrong on their Christmas letters and they have been sending them to Satan, meaning the devil has been getting his letters. This pisses Santa off as he says "Oh no!" as Mint then says the devil has been going around, giving presents out to the kids, causing Santa to yell out "FUCK!". Pepper then says he's making him look bad. Santa then says he doesn't like it when he get made look bad, only for Pepper to say he likes it when he's mad. Santa then whispers to Pepper's ear "Pepper, you're still a weird fucker, but I like you". Pepper then thanks Santa as Santa then says "All right, let's go stop this devil" as he then leaves while Pepper says "Go get him Santa, fuck him up. The video then cuts to Marvin's House, where Marvin is telling Jeffy to stop hitting the Christmas Tree with the bat, but Jeffy doesn't care as Craig then appears. This shocks Marvin ask he asks Craig what's he doing here, which Craig tells him he came to get revenge for the "hitting me with a bat", but Marvin tells him they didn't hit him with the bat; Jeffy hit Santa with the bat. Craig tells him that was him in a disguise. Marvin was shocked as he says it was a really good costume as he says he, Rose, and Jeffy couldn't even tell. Craig says it was just a beard and a hat as he then says "Give me this bat" as he then takes the bat from Jeffy. Craig then says he's going to hit him on the head now, but Santa comes in, saying "Ho, Ho, Hold on a minute, not so fast". Craig says "Santa Claus!?" while Marvin asks if that's the devil, but Craig says it's not and that's Santa Claus. The conversation then continues until Craig tells everyone to shut up as he points to Santa, saying that's Santa Claus, and then points to himself, saying he's the devil. He then says that's the end of discussion as he then asks Santa what he wants, which Santa says he heard he was out, delivering presents to the kids. Craig says that was right and he was dressed up like him, trying to be good, but everybody kept hitting him with a baseball bat. Santa then says "You'll never be good; you're the devil", causing Craig to breakdown, saying he's right as he says he'll never be good as he's the embodiment of evil. Santa then says he has an idea as he tells him to come with him as he wants to show him something, which Craig comes with him as the video then cuts to Santa's Workshop, where Santa comes back in as his elves say hi to him. Pepper asks if he got the "Devil fucker" as Craig then comes in, saying "Hi there". This scares Pepper as he runs out screaming, which Craig says "Ok" as Santa says he wants to show him something as Craig sees the book Santa has. Craig asks what it is, which Santa says it's his Naughty or Nice list as he opens it. Craig asks if he just wanted to show him he's at the top of the Naughty List, but Santa tells Craig to look as he points to his name, written under Brooklyn Guy's name. Craig is shocked about seeing his name on the Nice List as he asks how he's on the Nice List, which Santa says it was because he was out there, delivering presents, trying to make kids happy when he couldn't do it. Craig then asks if he's not evil, which Santa says "Well you're not all evil". Craig then thanks Santa as he then hugs Santa.
Characters[]
- Craig the Devil
- Craig's Mother
- Billy (Craig's worker)
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Nancy (cameo)
- Criminal 2 (cameo)
- Mikey
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Timmy Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Santa's Elves
- Santa Claus
- Thomas (Picture and name only on the bookset's box)
- Brooklyn T. Guy (Santa's N&N Book)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Junior Saves ToysRus!", 4 years after "The DNA Test!", 7 years after "Cody's Report Card!", and 17 years after "Kitten in a Christmas Tree".
- This is one of the few videos where the Red Couch is completely absent.
- This is the first video where Hell is seen since "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 6", 9 years prior.
- This is Nancy's first appearance since Jeffy's 20th Birthday!. Her appearing in Hell confirms that she truly did die in Jeffy's 19th Birthday!.
- This is Billy's first appearance since "Billy Wants To Be Cool!".
- This is Jeffy, Craig, Billy, Nancy, Face-Eater, Mikey, Hank, Susanne, and Timmy's final appearances in 2024.
- This is the final video of 2024 where Brooklyn T. Guy is absent.
References[]
- This video is based on the 2024 Christmas Comedy movie "Dear Santa".
Errors[]
- In the description, "Satan" isn't capitalized. Additionally, an apostrophe is missing from "Santa's letters", making it say "Santas letters" instead.
- Marvin and Rose seem surprised when Craig reveals he dressed up as Santa despite Marvin realizing that when Craig was chased out of their house.
- For some reason, Craig dressed up like Santa trying to disguise as him despite already having the ability to turn into people.
Poll[]
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