"Santa The Easter Bunny!" (Stylized as "Santa The Easter Bunny?") is the 1,136th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Santa has to be the Easter Bunny.
Plot[]
The video starts at Santa's Workshop at the North Pole, where Santa's Elves are seen, building toys. Santa Claus tells the elves "Let's go" as he says it's only 8 months until Christmas. Pepper Goodman tells Santa that's a lot of time, but Santa says it's not for 2 billion kids. Pepper says not all of them are nice, but Santa says they got to at least makes a billion toys and one Etch A Sketch is not going to work. Pepper tells Santa they are really hard to make, and they are full of sand, so he keeps having to go to the beach with a bucket as Santa turns to Orna and asks what's his excuse. Orna tells Santa he made a Monster Truck, but Santa angerly asks if he made one Monster Truck in 4 months, which Orna says it has 4 wheels, meaning one wheel a month, only for Santa to say "Give me that damn thing" as he takes the mallet from Orna, and hits him in a head with it, telling him to get to work, which Orna winces in pain as Chief then comes in, saying hey. Pepper sees Chief as he tells Santa he has to use the bathroom as he then leaves. Chief says he looks like someone who's wanted for some pretty terrible crimes against children, which Santa says he is as Chief tells Santa that he hates to do it, but he has a warrant for his arrest. This shocks Santa as he asks what did he do, which Chief says apparently, he killed the Easter Bunny in a drive-by shooting. Santa says he didn't. Orna points out that Santa's voice gets high-pitched when he lies, which Santa tells Orna to shut up as he tells Chief he didn't shoot anybody. Chief tells Santa the rumor was he was banging his wife, which Santa says he was as Chief says "Well maybe you killed him out of anger", which Santa says he didn't kill out of anger. Chief says ok and he's still going to have to arrest him as Santa asks if he knows who he is, which Chief says he does as Santa says he's Santa Claus. Chief says he knows, but he's under arrest as he then takes Santa, telling him "Come on". At the Courthouse, Judge Pooby says they will be hearing the case of Santa, who is being accused of of shooting and killing the Easter Bunny in a drive-by shooting, which he asks Santa how does he plead, which Santa says he pleads not guilty because he claims he didn't do it. Judge Pooby says it's very convincing but says "Let's go over the case" as he says apparently, the Easter Bunny was having sexual relations with his wife, which Judge Pooby asks if it's true. Santa says it is, and he banged his wife, which Judge Pooby says he's sorry about that as he asks if knowing the Easter Bunny had his wife bent over "like this" pissed him off as he bends over his bench and moves up and down. Santa says it did, and it made him want to shoot him in a drive-by shooting. Judge Pooby says it's weird that he said that because he's being accused of shooting him in a drive-by shooting, which Santa says he didn't do it as Judge Pooby says he would like to believe him, but they also have the 911 recording from the Easter Bunny on the night he died as he then plays the recording from his phone. After the recording was paused, Santa says he doesn't know and the Easter Bunny was probably hallucinating before he died, but Judge Pooby says he has a question for him, being where was he at the night of December 30th, which Santa thinks and says he was in the passenger seat of a car, with a gun in his hand and riding around, listening to YNW Melly's "Murder on my Mind". Judge Pooby unpauses the recording, showing the Easter Bunny saying that Santa was listening to YNW Melly's "Murder on my Mind". Santa then says "Well fuck, you got me", which excited Judge Pooby as he says "Finally, the truth". Judge Pooby then tells Santa that he finds him guilty of murdering the Easter Bunny, but since he was banging his wife and he did tell the truth after some lying, he sentences him to be the Easter Bunny this year, meaning he has to hide all the Eggs for all the kids, he has to do "Easter Bunny things", and if he doesn't do it, he'll sentence him to death by Firing Squad as he then taps his gavel. Santa gets shocked as he says he doesn't want to do it. The video then cuts to Santa, saying he can't see out of the Easter Bunny mask as he takes some Easter Eggs out and drops them, which he makes comments as he grabs some more Easter Eggs and drops them.
The video then cuts to Hank Huckerdoo. peeking through his window blinds, which he says "What the hell" as he then yells out, saying "Honey! There's some guy with a bunny rabbit mask, dressed as Santa Claus, throwing Eggs in our yard or some shit" as he then leaves, saying he's going to go yell at him and tell him to stop it. Santa grabs and drops one more egg before Hank comes up to him, shining a flashlight and asks him what's he doing in his yard. Santa says he's the Easter Bunny and he's delivering his Eggs as he tells Hank to be happy, but Hank tells Santa if he doesn't get off his yard, he's going to call the police. Santa then throws an egg at Hank, which Hank screams and says "Assault! Assault! You see that? I want to call the police on you for assaulting me" as he then leaves. Hank then comes back, telling Brooklyn T. Guy "There he is officer, the fuckhead in the Bunny Rabbit, Santa suit that threw Eggs at me" as he shines his flashlight at Santa and leaves. Brooklyn Guy approaches Santa, saying "Hey buddy, what are you doing?", which Santa says he's the Easter Bunny and he's delivering Easter Eggs. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh, you're the Easter Bunny huh?", which Santa says he is, and he was court-ordered to do it. Brooklyn Guy says that makes a lot of sense as he says "Hey, you have been drinking a lot tonight huh?". Santa says yeah as Brooklyn Guy tells Santa how about he just goes home and sleep it off, but Santa says he's got to deliver all the Easter Eggs to all the yards, which Brooklyn Guy understands as he tells Santa he's doing a great job, but then says he's supposed to hide them, not just throw them around the lawn. Santa says "Oh" as Brooklyn Guy says it looks like he's running out of Eggs, which Santa says it's ok as he has more in a truck, which alarms Brooklyn Guy ask he asks "So you've been driving like this?", which Santa says he has, concerning Brooklyn Guy as he says that's not good. Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa how about he just goes home and sleep it off, but Santa no, he needs to deliver all the Easter Eggs to all the yards, which Brooklyn Guy says that's not going to work as he's going to get a lot of calls about people complaining about a "Santa Bunny", just throwing Eggs at people, which he says it doesn't sound like something he wants to deal with as Santa throws at egg at Brooklyn Guy, causing Brooklyn Guy to tell him that he's going to have to take him down to the police station for throwing an egg at him. Santa doesn't give a response, which Brooklyn Guy asks "No?", which Santa says no as Brooklyn Guy tells Santa that they are now at the point where he's not asking as he then takes Santa, telling him "Come on". At the courthouse, Judge Pooby says they will be hearing the case of "Mr. Drunk Man with the Bunny Mask", which he asks for his name, but Santa says he's the Easter Bunny while Brooklyn Guy tells Judge Pooby that they aren't going to get any answers from him because of how drunk he is as he says he thinks he's the Easter Bunny. Santa then says he's actually Santa Claus, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, see what I mean? He's hammered" as Judge Pooby tells Santa he's being charged with littering Eggs in a person's yard, public intoxication, and assaulting a police officer by throwing Eggs as he instructs Santa to take the mask off so he can see who he is. Brooklyn Guy then takes the mask off Santa, allowing him to see Santa's face, which shocks Brooklyn Guy as he says "Santa Claus!? Why are you dressed like the Easter Bunny". Judge Pooby gets shocked as he tells Brooklyn Guy that he sentenced Santa to be the Easter Bunny this year because he murdered the real Easter Bunny in a drive-by shooting, which Brooklyn Guy asks Santa if he caught as he then asks if they are looking for the driver, but then says he means "Damn Santa, I didn't know you were on the naughty list". Judge Pooby says he's free to go as he had to go deliver Eggs to all the children but then orders Brooklyn Guy to assist Santa in his "Easter Bunny duties" or he will be held in contempt of court. Brooklyn Guy tells Judge Pooby "Ok sir" as he then says it's better than getting busted for helping Santa with a drive-by shooting as he and Santa then leave. At the Red Couch, Rose brings in print, telling Marvin it's Easter and they have to go paint Eggs and hide them before Jeffy wakes up so he can go look for them. Marvin asks if he's too old to celebrate Easter as he says they need to tell him, but Rose says no, they can't tell him as he loves looking for the Eggs, but then says "Oh no, here he comes" as Jeffy comes in, asking where are they. Marvin asks where's what, which Jeffy says "The Bunny Rabbit turds, little pellets of Rabbit shit like Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Shit-Puffs", which Marvin tells Jeffy he doesn't think the Easter Bunny defecates on the ground, but Jeffy says the Easter Bunny has to defecate somewhere as Marvin says the Easter Bunny doesn't defecate while he's delivering his Eggs, and tells Jeffy he should be looking for Eggs. Jeffy says "Okay, well let's go outside and look for them" as he then leaves, saying "Come on daddy". Marvin tells Jeffy to give them one second as Rose then tells Marvin they don't have any Eggs out there. Marvin says he's going to improvise as he then leaves, telling Rose to hold on.
Outside, Jeffy sniffs and looks around, which he doesn't see anything as he says "No Eggs, and no Bunny Rabbit fuck". Marvin tells Jeffy to stop with the bad language, but Jeffy tells Marvin to stop with the bad language as Marvin explains that the reason why the Easter Bunny hasn't delivered Eggs yet is because there's a 97th Annual Town Easter Egg Hunt, and he decided to deliver all the Eggs in one spot instead of all around the place because of flood zones. Jeffy says "Ok, let's go" as he leaves, saying he'll go grab his basket, which Marvin follows Jeffy, saying "All right, let's go" as the video cuts to Steve Staleburger, thanking everyone for coming to the 97th Annual Town Easter Egg Hunt, which he apologizes for a rash on his lip, saying he kissed a hooker last week, and now he's starting worried as he says "Remember kids, never kiss a hooker, they're not people". Steve then says a little bird told him the Easter Bunny himself is going to be here later, which shocks Jeffy as he says "Holy fucking Easter Egg fuck". Marvin says "Jeffy, language", but Jeffy tells Marvin no because the Easter Bunny's coming as he tells Marvin to get in his suit, but Marvin says he's not the Easter Bunny. Jeffy says yes, he is as Marvin asks Steve when the Easter Bunny going to be here, which Steve says the real Easter Bunny was shot to death back in December, but they have somebody else coming to stand in for him. Marvin gets shocks as Santa yells out "Ho ho ho", which Steve says there he is as the video cuts to Santa, coming in, which Brooklyn Guy says "Jesus Santa, you couldn't put the bottle down for one minute". Santa says it's his last bottle as Brooklyn Guy instructs Santa to say hi to the kids, which Santa does so, saying "Ho ho ho ho hoo!", but Brooklyn Guy tells Santa to stop saying that as the Easter Bunny doesn't say that. Santa asks what the Easter Bunny says then, which Brooklyn Guy says he can smell his Beer breath though the mask as he tells Santa he doesn't know and suggests saying "Hippity Hoppity" or something, which Santa does so, saying "Hippity Hoppity, Easter's on his way" as Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa to hop. Santa then hops, which Brooklyn Guy says he can see why he wasn't in the NBA as he tells the kids to say hi to the Easter Bunny. Jeffy gets so excited as he shakes Marvin and his basket, telling Marvin it's him and he's here, which Marvin says it's kind of like him as Santa then comes and sits down, which Brooklyn Guy tells the kids one at a time as he doesn't want him to throw up on them. Santa says he can handle his stuff, but then gags and coughs, which Brooklyn Guy says he's a mess while Jeffy says "Hey Easter Bunny, can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Easter?", Santa says sure as Jeffy then sits on his lap and says he wants a golden egg with a million bucks in it. Santa says "Yeah me too kid" as Jeffy then taps the Easter Bunny mask, asking if he can blink, which Marvin tells Jeffy not to do that while Brooklyn Guy asks Jeffy to please not hit the Easter Bunny. Jeffy then says something isn't right as he tasks the Easter Bunny mask of Santa, which shocks Jeffy as he asks Santa if he's the Easter Bunny, but Brooklyn Guy says no, he only killed the Easter Bunny, scaring Jeffy as he screams and says "He killed the Easter Bunny and he's wearing his skin like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre", which Freddy and a girl react in shock while Brooklyn Guy says no and the Easter Bunny has to go as he tells Santa to come on as he and Santa then leave while Marvin tells Jeffy to come down. Back at Santa's Workshop, Brooklyn Guy tells Santa he's free to go as Santa sits down. Pepper sees Brooklyn Guy and tells Santa he has to use the bathroom again as he leaves, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows he's on a list somewhere, which Santa says he is. Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't feel like chasing him as he asks Santa how did he like being the Easter Bunny. Santa says it was "gay as hell", but Brooklyn Guy tells Santa they don't say "that word" anymore, which Santa understands as he says it was "gay as fuck", but Brooklyn Guy says he didn't mean hell, but then says "You know what, never mind" as he says he hopes that he, helping him out today, makes him think about possibly getting him the Home Alone Lego set for Christmas. Santa says he'll think about it, which Brooklyn Guy thanks Santa as he then leaves, but notices a Spider Man water wiggler toy, so he picks it up and asks if he can take it, but Santa says he wouldn't touch it if he was him. Brooklyn Guy asks why not but then knows what he means as he says "Ew, Santa, Ew!" as he then drops it and leaves while Santa says he "comes" more than once a year.
Characters[]
- Santa Claus
- Santa's Elves (Pepper and Orna)
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Jeffy
- Marvin
- Rose
- Judge Pooby
- The Easter Bunny (voicemail)
- Steve Staleburger
- Freddy (no lines)
- Chief
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Unnamed Girl (no lines)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Jeffy's Diss Track!", 3 years after "Jeffy's Fairy Godparents!", 6 years after "Jeffy the Psychic!", 8 years after "Jeffy Loses His Pencil!", a decade after "Mario's Family Moves Out!", 11 years after "Bowser Junior's Easter Egg Hunt", 17 years after "DR.PHIL HELPS A CLIENT PART 1", on Lovell Stanton's 30th birthday", and the day before the death of Pope Francis.
- This is Chief's first appearance since "The Vape Problem!".
- This is the first Easter special since "Jeffy's Easter Eggs!" to not feature Junior, Joseph, and Cody.
- The background of the thumbnail is the exact same from "Jeffy's Special Easter!" and "Jeffy's Easter Eggs!".
- This videos is a continuation from "Santa's Revenge!".
- This is Hank Huckerdoo's first appearance since "SQUID GAME 2 Part 5".
- This is Judge Pooby's 3rd appearance in a row.
Errors[]
- Punctuation is missing at the end of the description.
- The thumbnail has a question mark while the video title has an exclamation mark.
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