"Santa's Revenge!" is the 1,089th episode of SML Movies, the final video of 2024, and the final episode of Season 16.
Synopsis[]
Santa wants revenge!
Plot[]
The video starts with Karen, telling Brooklyn T. Guy she wants to go out tonight, but Brooklyn Guy asks why not she go play with the stuff he got her for Christmas. Karen says he got her a bunch of random junk as she says he got her Handcuffs and Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape, but Brooklyn Guy tells her to not forget Hungry Hungry Hippos as he brings the game in. Karen says it's already open and that she thinks he forgot to get her a Christmas present, so he got the Handcuffs from his workplace, got the Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape from a gas station, and she doesn't know where the Hungry Hungry Hippos came from. Brooklyn Guy tells her she's only right about one of them; being she doesn't know where the Hungry Hungry Hippos came from, which he gives her a hint, it was in his daughter's closet. Karen then says he owes her a date night for the "Shitty Christmas presents" he got her, which this offends Brooklyn Guy as he says the Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape is over 6 feet, which is taller then him, and she can use the Handcuffs to handcuff her phone to her wrist, so she doesn't lose it. Karen still doesn't like the presents she got as she says there's no key for the Handcuffs, which Brooklyn Guy tells her "Next year Karen, Next year" as he says she can't have everything all at once. Karen then stares at Brooklyn Guy, and says nothing at first, but then says she's giving him the silent treatment, which Brooklyn Guy says he thought she was done talking, but Karen tells him she's not talking to him until she gets what she wants. Brooklyn Guy doesn't care as he just sits there quietly, but then, Karen yells, saying "This is me being silent!", but Brooklyn Guy says it isn't enough as the doorbell then goes off, which Brooklyn Guy gets up and goes to open it. At the front door, Brooklyn Guy opens it to reveal it's Santa Claus. Brooklyn Guy gets excited as he was about to tell him about what happened with his wife and how he didn't get her anything for Christmas, but he gets interrupted by Santa as he starts to cry. Brooklyn Guy asks what's wrong, which Santa tells him he said "wife", which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he tries to continue what he was trying to tell him, but Santa continued to cry. Brooklyn Guy tells Santa that he was trying to tell him about a serious problem he has when he's crying, which he says he doesn't get. Santa then says Mrs. Claus left him. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh buddy, that's terrible" as he then hugs Santa, but then asks how did he do it as he says he tries not getting her Christmas presents and she's still with him. Karen then goes to the front door to ask Brooklyn Guy what's going on, which Brooklyn Guy tells Karen that Santa is sad because his wife left him. Karen then says "Awww, you poor, poor thing" as she then tells him to come inside, which Santa proceeds to do so as Brooklyn Guy and Karen then follow suit.
Inside of Brooklyn Guy and Karen's House now, Santa sits down on their couch and thanks them for letting him come inside as Karen tells Brooklyn Guy that's his future unless he gets her a nice Christmas present next year. Brooklyn Guy tells Karen he envy's him as he then tells Santa to have some of the Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape, which upsets Karen as she says that's her, but Brooklyn Guy tells her that Santa is grieving. Karen then says he owes her another one as Brooklyn Guy asks Santa what happened, which Santa says "Okay, here's what happened" as he then tells them the story of what happened, in the form of an animation. After Santa finishes telling the story, he lets out a tear as Karen says "Awww, you poor, poor man, I'm so sorry" while Brooklyn Guy asks if Mrs. Claus was getting banged by The Easter Bunny and a Leprechaun, which Karen says "Boiney!" Santa says she was getting "Eiffel Towered", which he thinks that's where the elves came from. Brooklyn Guy then says "Well surely she didn't give birth to all the elves; you would have noticed", which Santa says she's a "fat bitch" only for Brooklyn Guy to tell him not to get him started on "fat bitches" as he then talks about his his ex-wife, which he makes fun of her. He does this until Karen calls him out, saying "Boiney!". Brooklyn Guy then asks what he's going to do now, which Santa says he can maybe hang out with them for a little bit. Brooklyn Guy asks how long, which Santa says until next Christmas, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't think they have any spare beds as Karen tells him he has to stay with them otherwise they'll be on the Naughty List for the rest of their lives, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't care and he's not staying with them for a year. Karen then says he's being an asshole, which Brooklyn Guy gasps as he then says if he takes Santa out for a night out in the town, maybe he'll meet a woman and he can move in with her, thus leaving them alone. Karen says she didn't say that, but Brooklyn Guy says it's a good idea as he then says "Who wants to go to Applebee's", which Santa raises his hand and says "Applebee's? Me, me, me!", which Brooklyn Guy says that's the spirit as Karen then raises her hand and says "Me, me, me!", but Brooklyn Guy says no because they can't have a Woman with them if they are going to go pick up Women as if it just two hot guys by themselves, then the cougars are going to come with them. Karen then laughs as she then leaves, telling Brooklyn Guy to go head and good luck with that. Brooklyn Guy then says "It's just going to be me and you Santa" as he then says "And Marvin, I'm going to get him" as he then leaves to go get Marvin. The video then cuts to the Red Couch, where Marvin is coughing. Rose says she's sorry that he's not feeling well, which Marvin coughs some more as he asks for some medicine, which Rose goes to get it as Brooklyn Guy then comes on the Red Couch to tell Marvin that he came to invite him to come to Applebee's with him and Santa, but Marvin says he's sick and he can't go. Brooklyn Guy says he is sick as he then says "Look at you, just gooning right here on the couch" as he then says he sits there all day, but Marvin says he's not gooning. Brooklyn Guy says his used tissues says otherwise as he then asks if he's coming to Applebee's or not, which Marvin says he's sick. Brooklyn Guy says he knows he is sick as he says nobody turns down Applebee's. They continue to talk until Brooklyn Guy tells him he's not asking him to build a Skyscraper out of toothpicks; he's asking him to come and eat a Quesadilla Burger with Santa. Marvin then sighs as he says he'll go. Brooklyn Guy asks what got him, but Marvin says it was to make him shut up. Brooklyn Guy then says he's driving, and Santa is already in the car as he and Marvin then get inside the car, where Brooklyn Guy introduces Santa to Marvin and vice versa. Marvin says hi to Santa and says he's sick, which Santa says he doesn't care while Brooklyn Guy explains to Marvin that they are taking Santa to Applebee's because his wife left him for The Easter Bunny and a Leprechaun. Brooklyn Guy then asks Santa if he would like to play some music to make the trip less awkward for him, which Santa says yeah as he then puts his favorite song on, being We Wish You a Merry Christmas, which Santa jams out while Brooklyn Guy says "Hell yeah" and asks Marvin if he can "Fuck to this", which Marvin says yeah. Brooklyn Guy then says "How about we put on some of my songs" as he puts one on, which Santa and Brooklyn Guy then jams out to the song as Brooklyn Guy then starts driving to Applebee's.
At Applebee's, Brooklyn Guy says "All right boys, you ready to eat good in the neighborhood?", which Santa says he's ready. Brooklyn Guy then says "Well Santa, you deliver so many presents, what neighborhood have you been to the most", which Santa replies with "Your moms" as Santa and Brooklyn Guy then laugh at the joke. Brooklyn Guy and Santa then makes another joke as they then look through the menu, which Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin what he wants, which Marvin says he wants Tylenol. Brooklyn Guy says he can ask if they have that as Clarissa Fitzpatrick then comes in and says "Hello, Welcome to Applebee's". Clarissa then notices Santa, which she asks him if anyone has ever told him he looks just like Santa, which Brooklyn Guy says no one's ever told him that and she's the first one ever. Brooklyn Guy then says she must has a good eye as he then asks if she thinks he's hot and if she would let him live in her house for a year, but Clarissa says she doesn't feel comfortable answering that question. Clarissa then says "How about I get drinks started, which Brooklyn Guy says Marvin wants Tylenol, but Clarissa says they don't have that. Marvin then says NyQuil, but Clarissa says they also don't have that. Brooklyn Guy then says he wants Dwayne The Rock Johnson's The People's Margarita, which Clarissa says ok as he then asks Santa what he wants to drink, but Brooklyn Guy tells him to let him teach him some games as Santa leans his ear towards Brooklyn Guy as Brooklyn Guy then whispers into his ear. Santa then looks back at Clarissa, and says "Can you ring your panties out in a cup for me?", which Clarissa says "What!?" while Brooklyn Guy tells Santa that's not what he said to say at all and he said "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven". Santa then says he'll take a glass of milk. Clarissa then leaves as Brooklyn Guy says she'll actually do that. The video then cuts to Clarissa, saying "All right there's your milk, there's your Margarita, and we actually did have NyQuil" as the camera shows their drinks. Marvin says "Fuck yeah" while Brooklyn Guy says he's going to be just like The Rock. Clarissa then asks if they know what they would like to eat, which Brooklyn Guy tells Santa why not he orders first. Santa asks if they have Onion Rings, which Clarissa says they actually do have Onion Rings, only for Santa to say "Okay" as he looks at the menu. Clarissa asks if that's what he wants, but Santa says no, so Brooklyn Guy says "How about I order first" as he orders the Impossible Burger, and Chicken Won-Ton Tacos while Santa asks if they have the Chicken Alfredo and Chocolate Cake, which Clarissa says they do, only for Santa to not actually order them. Brooklyn Guy then asks Marvin to order next, but Marvin says he already got what he wanted right on the table. Clarissa then asks Santa if he has decided yet, but Santa says he can't decide, so Brooklyn Guy says how about they get him the Chicken Alfredo, but Santa says no because his wife likes that, so Brooklyn Guy says how about they get him the steak, which Clarissa then says "Okay" as she then leaves. The video then cuts to Clarissa, telling Santa "All right sir, here's your steak" as she points to his steak, but Santa asks if he ordered it, which Brooklyn Guy says he did, so Santa says "Okay" as Clarissa then says "And sir, there's your Impossible Burger and Chicken Won-Ton Tacos", which Brooklyn Guy likes the Chicken Won-Ton Tacos, but then asks to have the Burger taken off the bill for the lying because he says it is very possible, which Clarissa says she'll say what she can do while Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin just because he didn't order any food doesn't mean he gets to have any of his Chicken Won-Ton Tacos, only for Marvin to have fallen asleep. Santa then says "What is this!?", which Brooklyn Guy says it's a Steak, only for Santa to ask where's the Onion Rings. Clarissa asks if he wants Onion Rings, but Santa says no. The video then cuts to later, where Brooklyn Guy says his Burger was really good as he then asks Santa how's his Steak, which Santa says it's as red as Rudolph's nose. Brooklyn Guy says it's still mooing as he then flags down Clarissa, and tells her that Santa's Steak is raw as Santa then says he likes it raw. Clarissa asks "Then what's the problem", which Santa says he's not talking about his Steak, only for Clarissa to say she's leaving, but Brooklyn Guy tells her to hold on as he says he wants to let her know they are going to leave. Clarissa says "Okay, I'll bring the check", but Brooklyn Guy says it won't be necessary because his Burger was possible, he didn't eat his Chicken Won-Ton Tacos, and Santa's Steak was undercooked, but Clarissa says she'll bring him to-go boxes and the check. Brooklyn Guy then makes a deal, saying how about he and Santa take off, and then when Marvin wakes up, she can give it all to him, which Clarissa accepts the deal as Brooklyn Guy and Santa then leave.
The video then cuts to Santa and Brooklyn Guy, at the Strip Club, where they are seen, enjoying watching Crystal dance on the pole infront of them. Brooklyn Guy then asks Crystal if Santa can live with her, which Crystal asks how much. Brooklyn Guy asks Santa how much he has, which Santa says he has $200 as Brooklyn Guy then says "$200 worth", only for Crystal to say that'll get him a lap dance. Santa says he'll take it as Crystal says no touching, which Santa says again he'll take it as Brooklyn Guy says he actually needs a year. Crystal then says "Tell him to go home to his wife", only for Santa to start crying again. Brooklyn Guy gets upset and tells Crystal to look at what she did as he says she made Santa cry. Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa they don't need her as they then leave and went back to his place, where Santa sits on the couch, crying. Karen asks Brooklyn Guy what happened, which Brooklyn Guy tells Karen that some stripper told him to go home to his wife. This upsets Karen as she says "Boiney! You went to the strip club?", but Brooklyn Guy tells her she's missing the point and he got his feelings hurt. Karen then says he's going through a tough time, which Brooklyn Guy says she's right as Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa he can stay with them, which this excites Santa as he says "For a year?", but Brooklyn Guy says "For tonight; let's just take this on a night-by-night basis". Santa then says ok as he then asks where does he sleep at, which Brooklyn Guy says the couch. Santa then says "Alright" as Brooklyn Guy then tells Karen to let's go to bed as he and Karen then leave as the video then cuts to their bed, where Karen tells Brooklyn Guy it was so nice of him to let Santa stay for the night, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, that's right, for tonight, after that he's gone". Karen then asks if he wants to fool around, which Brooklyn Guy says “You know what, yeah I’m still riled up from the strip club.” and the Karen says “What?” and Brooklyn Guy quickly responds saying “Nothing I just, let’s hurry before I forget what she looked like.” and Karen says “What!?” to which Brooklyn Guy replies with “Just shut up and kiss me.” and they then start kissing each other, which they do this until Brooklyn Guy hears something, which he and Karen pause as Brooklyn Guy then turns around and sees Santa, eating a cookie. Brooklyn Guy says "Can I help you", which Santa says "Keep going", but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't want to as Santa then holds out a cookie, asking if he wants a cookie, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't as Karen then says she gets it as she says it's in the song as she sings part of Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town. Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa to get the cookie out of his face, and to get back to the couch. Santa then goes back to the couch as Karen then asks if he wants to continue from where they left off, giving her kisses, but Brooklyn Guy says no because Santa ruined it, which disappoints Karen.
The video then cuts to sometime later, where Karen and Brooklyn Guy have fallen asleep. Suddenly, Brooklyn Guy wakes up as he hears a sound from the kitchen. Brooklyn Guy asks to himself "What the fuck is he doing". Karen then wakes up and says "Huh Boiney", but Brooklyn Guy tells her not to worry about it and he's going to see what it is about as he leaves while Karen goes back to sleep. Brooklyn Guy then walks to the kitchen, where he sees a trail of cookies. He follows the trail, leading to his package of cookies, now on the floor. Brooklyn Guy then looks at Santa and asks him what's wrong with him as Santa grabs a glass of milk and looks at Brooklyn Guy. Brooklyn Guy asks if he's sleep walking as he notices he's still snoring. Santa then pours a box of Cookie Crisp onto the floor, which upsets Brooklyn Guy. Santa then tosses his glass of milk to the stove, saying "You cheating bitch", which Brooklyn Guy asks Santa what is wrong with him as he then gets strangled by Santa. Brooklyn Guy then tells Santa to wake up, which Santa wakes up and lets Brooklyn Guy go as Santa then apologizes and says sometimes he sleepwalks. Brooklyn Guy then tells him he needs to go home, but Santa says he can't because The Easter Bunny is still there. Brooklyn Guy then says "Well let's go kill The Easter Bunny", which this excites Santa as he says "We can do that?", which Brooklyn Guy says "Hell yeah, we can, come on" as he and Santa then go to his car. At the car, Brooklyn Guy tells Santa he's going to take the gun and shoot The Easter Bunny when they drive by, which Santa says he doesn't think he can kill anybody, but Brooklyn Guy tells him he's done it before. Santa then says he's been sad ever since his wife left him, but Brooklyn Guy says he has a song that can help as he puts it on. Brooklyn Guy and Santa then sing to "Murder on My Mind", which they do this until Santa says the N word as it was part of the song lyrics, which Brooklyn Guy turns it off and tells Santa he can't be saying it. Santa says "Oh" as Brooklyn Guy says they're going to shoot somebody, but he can not say it. Santa then says ok as Brooklyn Guy then says "All right, let's go, let's get going, let's kill somebody" as the song then continues playing as Brooklyn Guy then starts driving. The video then cuts to later, where Brooklyn Guy and Santa are still singing to the song until Brooklyn Guy spots something, which he says "Is that The Easter Bunny?", which Santa says that's him. Brooklyn Guy then tells him to shoot him, but Santa asks to be pulled up closer, which Brooklyn Guy does so as the video then cuts to The Easter Bunny, walking. Brooklyn Guy then pulls up to The Easter Bunny as Santa rolls down his window and says "Hey Easter Bunny". The Easter Bunny stops walking and says "Huh", only for Santa to tell him to eat lead as he shoots him, killing The Easter Bunny. Brooklyn Guy and Santa then drive off, leaving The Easter Bunny laying on the road as they continue singing their song.
Characters[]
- Santa Claus
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Karen
- Marvin
- Rose
- Clarissa Fitzpatrick
- Crystal
- The Easter Bunny
- Penelope (indirectly mentioned)
- Debra (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- Santa's actor, Harold, says the n-word, uncensored in this video. This makes Harold the third white SML actor who uses the n-word, first being Lance, and the second being Logan as Precious in "Bowser Junior's Bad Luck!".
- Marvin says “fuck yeah” which is a reference to “Scream 2” when Marvin was drunk at the end of the video.
- This is the final video of 2024.
- This is also final episode of Season 16, and the last video of December 2024.
- This is also the final SML video in the Gen Alpha generation as it starts from 2010 to 2024.
- This is the 8th consecutive Christmas video.
- As of this video, this makes 2024 the year with the most SML Christmas specials, with a total of 8 videos.
- This is also the final Christmas related video of 2024.
- This is Marvin, Rose, Brooklyn T. Guy, Karen, Crystal, Clarissa, and Santa Claus's final appearances in 2024.
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Brooklyn Guy's Bad Day!", 3 years after "Brooklyn Guy The Rapper!", and 17 years after "Mario Interview: "Tony the Tiger"".
- This is one of the few videos no children characters appear, although Penelope is indirectly mentioned.
- Murder On My Mind by YNW Melly is used as an insert song near the end of the video.
- This is one of the few times bumper tag plays in the beginning of the episode without Marvin.
Errors[]
- Karen tells Brooklyn T. Guy that Santa has to stay with them otherwise both of them would end up in the naughty list for the rest of their lives, but Brooklyn T. Guy is already on the naughty list as shown in “Brooklyn Guy's Early Christmas!” and “Satan Claus!”.
- In the animation, Santa used his sleigh, but in The Rudolph Problem!, he used his car to deliver the presents as the sleigh was never present in that episode.
- Chris Netherton can be seen when Brooklyn Guy drives his car during the outside shots of the car.
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