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"SQUID GAME 2 Part 5" (stylized as "SQUID GAME 2 PART 5") is the 1,106th episode of SML Movies and the fifth part of "SQUID GAME 2".
Synopsis[]
Part 5 of squid game with the remaining 4 (Additional 2) play "Stepping Stones"
Plot[]
The video starts in the resting area, where Circle Guard tells everyone it's time to play the next game. Brooklyn T. Guy sarcastically asks if she came up with one as he says he thought she was just going to give them a Balloon and a Stick, and tell them to come up with a game themselves, but Circle Guard tells him to shut up, which Brooklyn Guy announces to everyone that they are playing the quiet game, and Circle Guard should be fired for giving clues to the game. Circle Guard sighs and says to herself that she wishes they were playing the quiet game as she then announces to everyone that for the next game, they are adding more players, which everyone else doesn't like it as Hank Huckerdoo and Susanne Huckerdoo come in, which Hank asks Marvin what's he doing here, which Marvin says "Hank!?" while Brooklyn Guy says to Circle Guard "You just don't have any rules do you, you people are just doing whatever the hell you want", which Circle Guard says they were playing the same games as him, just in another room. This shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks how many groups does she have, which Circle Guard says this is the final group. Marvin then counts and says it means there are 6 people left, which Brooklyn Guy sarcastically says "Very good Marvin, that is six people, you know your numbers, but do you know your colors?" only for Marvin and Brooklyn Guy to start fighting, which Chef Pee Pee watches while Circle Guard tells them to knock it off as she says it's time to play the next game as she then tells them to follow her as she then leaves. Marvin says "Ow, that hurt" from the fight as everyone then leaves the resting area to follow Circle Guard. The video then cuts to Mr. Goodman, asking Mickey Mouse and Goofy if they are ready to watch people die for money, which Mickey says he is while Goofy says "Mickey, I can't see in this fucking thing", but Mickey says to Goofy "You're not supposed to use our real names Goofy, you dumbass", which Goofy tells Mickey he already did as he then continues to adjust his mask. Front Man then comes in and says "Hello VIPs, welcome to The Squid Games". Goofy asks why is it called that while Mickey says he hates calamari, and he ordered steak. Goodman then asks when he is going to get some champagne as he's tiring of staring at an empty glass. Goofy then asks for some scissors as he says the person who made his mask didn't give him any eyeholes, which Mickey says if he has to hear him talk about his mask one more time before getting interrupted by Goofy, saying he's wearing a Batman mask, meaning he can see "Clear as shit", which Mickey says he could of been Robin, but Goofy says he doesn't want to be his sidekick, and the lady at the place said the Chicken mask had the biggest eyes, which Mickey says maybe he could of tried the mask on like what he did with the Batman mask. Goofy suggests how about he pulls a mouseketool out of his ass so he can cut the mask off his, which Mickey says it's really a good idea as he then calls for Toodles before then saying it looks like Toodles doesn't give a fuck. Frontman then says their waitress will be around shortly. Goodman asks where's the "Bing-Bong Fucker" who's running the game, which Front Man says the chairman will not be attending tonight's game. Goodman sighs and asks what game they are watching next, which Front Man says they will be watching the Glass Bridge, which he explains the bridge is made out of glass tiles, and if they pick the wrong one, they will fall to their death, which Goodman says "Neat" while Mickey says he better not have copied it from Bridge to Terabithia because if he did, he'll sue him. Goodman then says it's a pretty cool bridge while Goofy says he wish he could see what they are talking about, but he's stuck inside his mask, which Mickey gets upset and says "Oh my god! If someone doesn't bring him a pair of scissors!". Front Man then says their waitress is here as Circle Guard then comes in, saying she's kind of in a rush since she's the only guard left, which Goodman says he'll have some champagne while Mickey says he'll have a double, which Circle Guard then starts pouring in Goodman's glass.
The video then cuts to the Glass Bridge, where Marvin is impressed and asks what do they think the game is. Brooklyn Guy says they actually have a budget for something as he then asks what are the rules for the game, which Circle Guard says the game is called Glass Bridge as she was about to explain the rules, but Brooklyn Guy asks if she can "speak the hell up" as they cannot hear anything she's saying. Circle Guard gets mad and yells out "Are you kidding me!?", which Brooklyn Guy tells her to keep up that tone for all of it because the "Siri voice" is not working. Circle Guard then says the game is Glass Bridge as she then explains the rules, which is when the timer starts, they will cross the bridge in alphabetical order according to their name, and if they make it across the bridge before the time ends, they win. Brooklyn Guy thanks Circle Guard as Marvin then asks what can kill them and if they just walk across, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah as he then asks what can kill them. Circle Guard says to herself "Damn it, I thought he was just going to walk across" as she then says there is one tiny thing that could kill them as she then was about to explain before Brooklyn Guy interrupts, saying "Louder", causing Circle Guard to raise her voice as she explains that some of the glass panels are made of tempered glass that won't break if they step on it, some of the glass panels are made of regular glass that will break if they step on it. She then says they must pick the correct glass in order to make it across to safety. Brooklyn Guy says it's important information that he feels she should have said the first time. Circle Guard then says she hopes he dies as she then leaves, which Brooklyn Guy says "You too!" as he then tells Marvin if he wins the $400 Billion, he's going to trap Circle Guard in a room with nothing but a tissue and piece of corn, and tell her to come up with a game to live. Marvin then asks who crosses the glass first, which after some discussion, Brooklyn Guy says it would be Hank. Hank says he doesn't mind going as he says he used to work in the glass industry for 20 years, meaning he can tell the difference between tempered glass and regular glass. Marvin says "Really?" while Brooklyn Guy says they got so lucky and they are going to live as Hank then explains that what they got to do is look for the light refraction on the glass as he says they reflect different. Hank then takes a close look and says the glass panel on the right side must be the tempered glass and he then goes onto the glass panel but turns out to be regular glass as the panel breaks, and Hank falls through. Marvin says he guess he didn't know the difference while Susanne cries out "Hank!". Brooklyn Guy then says they know which panel to step on now, but Marvin says they don't know the next one. Brooklyn Guy then asks who goes next, which Marvin sings the ABC sing, but gets interrupted by Brooklyn Guy saying "Look at you Marvin, you know your alphabets". Marvin then says Jeffy is next, which Jeffy says ok and tells them to move out of the way as he says he's about to "Run this bitch", which Marvin tells Jeffy to take his time as Jeffy goes to the glass panel on the left side. Marvin then tells Jeffy he can't just keep jumping to the next one as Jeffy then goes to the next glass panel, which Jeffy says it's so easy, he's going to do it backwards, which Marvin says he can't watch as Jeffy then moves across different glass panels on the bridge. Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin he did it, which Marvin says "No way" as he sees Jeffy, now on the other side of the Glass Bridge. Chef Pee Pee says "No fucking way bro" as Marvin then asks Jeffy how did he do it, which Jeffy says it was easy. Marvin then asks if anyone saw what glass panels he stepped on, which Brooklyn Guy says no, he was just shocked, which Chef Pee Pee says he was too as Marvin then asks what glass panels did he step on, which Jeffy says "A Circle, Triangle, Left Bumper, Right Bumper, Left Down Right Up", which Brooklyn Guy says he thinks that's the cheat code for guns in GTA. Marvin asks Jeffy seriously what glass panels was it, but Jeffy says he doesn't know and he forget since he speed ran the Glass Bridge, which upsets Marvin as he then asks who's next, which Brooklyn Guy says he's next as it goes Chef Pee Pee, then Susanne, and then him. Marvin claims his middle name is Zion, but Chef Pee Pee says that's not his name as he then asks for his ID, causing Marvin to be next as he then goes across the bridge, which times some time as he doesn't know which panels are temper glass, which panels are regular glass, which he ends up using marbles from Jeffy to test the glass so he can go to the next panel, which works as he was able to go to the next panel. Marvin ends up not moving forward as he doesn't know what panel to go to, so he says someone else has to go, which Brooklyn Guy says he has to go all the way, but Marvin says Circle Guard isn't here, they all know they don't enforce rules, and he already risked his life for one square, meaning someone else has to do the next one, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as he says "Yeah, somebody who's letter comes before me", which Chef Pee Pee says it's not him as Susanne then says she'll go since she already lost her husband, which Brooklyn Guy says "Yeah, that's right" as he then tells Marvin she has bigger balls then him, which Marvin says "Yeah, you come up here and do it.
Susanne, now on the Glass Bridge, says "Which one could it be?", which Marvin says her husband worked in glass for 20 years as he asks if he ever talked glass with her, which Susanne says no, all he knew how to do was cheat on her with the babysitter as she says she doesn't know which one pick as she then says "Let me out, someone go before me, I don't want to go anymore". Marvin says he can actually tell the difference, which Susanne says "Really?", which Marvin says "It's that one" as he pushes her on the glass panel on the left side, causing the panel to break and Susanne to fall through, which Marvin says "I'm not fucking around. Brooklyn Guy is impressed as he says "Damn Marvin you savage, I didn't think you had it in you" as he then looks at Chef Pee Pee and says "We kill him next", which Chef Pee Pee says "Oh yeah" as Marvin then goes to the glass panel on the right side, and says there's three glass panels left, and he's still not moving as he then says "Someone better go first", which Brooklyn Guy says Chef Pee Pee goes next, upsetting Chef Pee Pee as he then moves to where Marvin is on the Glass Bridge. After Chef Pee Pee goes to the glass panel that Marvin is on, Marvin asks what he thinks the next one is, which Chef Pee Pee says he's not sure as he then points to the glass panel on the left side and asks if it looks like it has a weird tint, which Marvin says he can't tell a difference as Chef Pee Pee then pushes Marvin onto the glass panel, which Marvin tells Chef Pee Pee he can't push him. Chef Pee Pee laughs and says he knew he was right, which Marvin says he was right as he then says they only have two glass panels left as he then asks Chef Pee Pee what he thinks the next one is, which Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't know as he then pushes Marvin to the glass panel on the right side, which Marvin tells Chef Pee Pee to stop pushing him, which Chef Pee Pee is impressed by how he picked the right glass panel again as he says "Damn I'm good". Marvin then says they only have one more glass panel left as he then tells Chef Pee Pee he actually has to do the last one, and he can't push him as he's going to sit down. Marvin then sits down as he tells Chef Pee Pee he actually has to choose, which Chef Pee Pee says he doesn't have to, which Marvin says okay as he then says he's not moving, he chose and made him risk his life for the last two glass panels as he then says he should jump on a real one. Chef Pee Pee sighs, and says he guess so, and he's right as he didn't make him choose as he then goes on the glass panel Marvin's sitting on, and then goes to the glass panel on the left side, which breaks, causing Chef Pee Pee to fall though. Marvin sees this and says "Noooo, Chef Pee Pee Died" as Brooklyn Guy then says they now know which one to step on. Marvin then says he can't believe Chef Pee Pee is dead as Brooklyn Guy then confesses to Marvin, saying he knew which ones Jeffy stepped on, meaning he could have saved all of them, but he wanted to eliminate a few people because he wants the money for himself. Marvin gets upset and says "You monster", which Brooklyn Guy says they can discuss that later as the time's about to end, which Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then make it to the other side as they jump on the last glass panels in slow motion. After Marvin and Brooklyn Guy made it to the other side, all the Glass Panels then blast glass at them, which Marvin ends up getting some of the glass shards in his eyes, which Marvin screams in pain while Brooklyn Guy asks what was the point of that as they made it to the other side as he then asks if they are just going to shoot glass in their eyes as they don't have goggles on. The video then cuts to Front Man, asking the VIPs if they enjoy the game, which Mickey says he did and it was so cool as he then says three people died while Goodman says Marvin's still alive. He then says if he's lucky, Marvin will win and he'll get his house payment money. Mickey then says he hopes he dies because he hates him. Goofy then says he wished he could of seen it, but he can't, which Mickey says "Just ignore him". Goofy then asks who died as he says he bet on the "Chef named after a penis" as he then says "Hello? Am I talking to my fucking self over here". He then says if they left, he wouldn't be able to tell, which Mickey says "Oh my god Goofy, he's dead", which upsets Goofy as he says there goes all his Extremely Goofy Movie royalties as he then says Max is going to be pissed. Mickey then takes a sip of his glass of champagne, and says it tastes like Hot Dogs. Goodman asks if it takes like Hot Dogs, which Mickey says it does as he says it tastes like "Piglet's ass cheeks" as Goofy then asks Mickey where's his champagne, which Mickey says "It's right there Goofy, upsetting Goofy as he says "Oh cuz I know what right there is cuz I can fucking see", which Mickey says he doesn't know and suggests he should reach around, which Goofy does so as he ends up spilling his champagne. Mickey sees this and gets upset, saying "Oh my god Goofy, you made a mess", which Goofy says it's not his fault he can't see through the mask as he then says he's going to the bathroom and whack off as he then leaves. Mickey then says he's sorry he brought him as he says he's like a tag along.
Characters[]
- Marvin
- Jeffy
- Mickey Mouse
- Goofy
- Mr. Goodman
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Circle Guard
- Front Man
Deaths[]
- Glass Bridge:
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Chef Pee Pee (For real this time)
Trivia[]
- Running Gag: Goofy being unable to see his surroundings due to his mask.
- This episode was uploaded a year after "Junior's Big Playtime 2", eight years after "Root Beer!", and nine years after "Cody's Sister!".
- This is Mickey Mouse and Goofy's first appearance in 2025 and their first appearance since "Junior Gets His Ear's Pierced!".
- This is Hank Huckerdoo and Susanne Huckerdoo's first appearance since "The Clock Problem!".
- This is one of the few modern era videos where the Red Couch is completely absent.
- In the video, Marvin says his middle name is Zion, though this could be an excuse to go last to cross the Glass Bridge,
Errors[]
- The video is titled "SML Movie: SQUID GAME Part 5" when it should be titled "SML Movie: SQUID GAME 2 Part 5".
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