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"SQUID GAME 2 Part 3" is the 1,101st episode of SML Movies and the third part of SQUID GAME 2.
Synopsis[]
Part 3 to squidy games!
Plot[]
The video starts with Triangle Guard, telling everyone to listen up as he says "I'm right here", but Brooklyn T. Guy says he knows as he hasn't moved. Triangle Guard then tells everyone to pick a bed as it's sleepy time, but Marvin says they don't want to go to sleep and they want to play another game to get it over with, which Brooklyn Guy agrees with Marvin, saying "Yeah, one more game" as everyone then starts chanting "One more game", causing Triangle Guard to say that sleepy time is later and they play a game now as he then tells everyone to pick a partner, which Brooklyn Guy picks Marvin while Barbara Guy says she's with the "Blonde Bitch", but Rose tells Marvin they should be partners, which Marvin agrees, saying he wants to be partners with Rose, but Brooklyn Guy says it's okay as he and Jeffy have Plot Armor as he says they can't die this early in the series as he then tells Marvin he's lucky the video isn't called "Jeffy's Squid Game". Chef Pee Pee then says he wants Jeffy as he then laughs. Meanwhile, Player #001 asks who's left, which Hansel says "Yo", forcing Player #001 to pick him due to him being the only one left as Triangle Guard then tells everyone to follow him to the next game, which everyone proceeds to follow him as everyone then leaves the resting area. The video then cuts to Triangle Guard, saying he will explain the next game, which is Tug of War, which you grab the rope, and you pull really hard, which if you lose, you fall into the bucket of acid and die. Triangle Guard then says he will pick the first two teams to play, which he picks Rose and Barbara, and Marin and Brooklyn Guy, which Triangle Guard calls Brooklyn Guy "Pumpkin Guy", upsetting Brooklyn Guy as they all then go to their sides of the rope. At the rope, Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that it's the best day of his life as he gets to kill his mom while making billions of dollars, but Marvin says he doesn't want to kill his wife. Brooklyn Guy says everybody dreams of killing their wife as he goes on an explanation, which goes for some time. Brooklyn Guy then ends it, saying it's the American Dream, but Marvin says he doesn't want to do it as Rose then says she doesn't want to do it as she then tells Marvin she doesn't want to kill him. Brooklyn Guy makes fun of Rose as he then says "We're men Marvin, they're women, and one of them is elderly", only to then get called a "Bitch by Barbara. Barbara then says she's going to do what her 15-year-old self should have done, which Brooklyn Guy tries to make an insult, but instead cries and says "See Marvin, this is why she needs to die". Marvin says he's not going to pull because he doesn't want to kill his wife, but Brooklyn Guy says he's sure he's going to pull as Rose then says she's not going to pull either, only for Barbara to say "Well why don't you pull that tampon out of your gooch" as she says she's good at pulling that, and she guess it's going to be her vs her son, which she calls a "Bitch ass son" for not figuring out jump rope in elementary school, which Brooklyn Guy says was because it kept hitting his legs, and now since he doesn't have legs, he can't even jump anymore as he then says "Nuh uh".
Triangle Guard then starts the game, which Brooklyn Guy starts pulling on the rope, telling Marvin to come on, saying he knows she's his wife, but she's a solid 7 and he can do better. Rose asks if he thinks she's a 7, but Barbara, pulling the rope, tells her to shut up and asks if she wants to die over some "baldheaded fuckhead who sits on the couch, and watches TV all day", which Rose says hes her husband. Barbara says she doesn't give a shit for $400 Billion as she says she could be on a yacht in Costa Rica, getting Jello licked off her, which interests Rose as she then starts pulling on the rope, which this upsets Marvin as he says "Baby!". Brooklyn Guy then says "See Marvin, never trust a bitch" as he says that's why Little Wayne said he done everything but "trust these hoes" as he then says "These hoes ain't loyal, so help me". Brooklyn Guy then says he knows he's not even trying, and they're both pulling the rope with all their might as he then says he's pretty sure he got it as he's pulling the rope, one-handed, and he could probably kill them both with one good yank on the rope as he then says "See, this is why men shouldn't be in women's sports". Barbara, continuing to pull on the rope, tells Rose to come on as they are losing, and they got to think of something to distract them. Barbara ends up coming up with an idea, which she tells Rose to flash her tits, but Rose says she's not doing that, so Barbara says she'll do it as she tells Rose to hold the rope, which Rose does so as Barbara then says "Hey boys, get a load of this, saggy tits" as she then lifts her shirt up, which Brooklyn Guy covers his eyes and says "Ew mom" while Marvin acts like a motorboat, and heads towards Barbara. Brooklyn Guy tries to call the guard over for help to get his partner back, but this doesn't work as Triangle Guard also heads towards Barbara as Marvin and Triangle Guard act like a motorboat to Barbara. Rose then peeks out and tells Marvin to get back to his side, which Marvin proceeds to do so, which Brooklyn Guy calls Marvin an animal as Triangle Guard then tells Barbara "No more show of boobies, boobies only for me", which Barbara tells him to give her $400 Billion for as much boobies as he wants. Brooklyn Guy takes advantage of this as he says "Marvin they're distracted, quick, pull as hard as you can" as Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then pull very hard on the rope, causing Rose and Barbara to fall into the bucket of acid, killing them. Marvin is upset about Rose's death while Brooklyn Guy celebrates winning, which Brooklyn Guy then starts tickling Marvin's ear, which distracts Marvin until Brooklyn Guy stops doing it, which Marvin then morns Rose's death, which Brooklyn Guy tries to cheer him up as Triangle Guard then announces that the Red Team wins, and the Blue Team is eliminated.
Triangle Guard then puts the final 2 teams up: Jeffy and Chef Pee Pee vs. Hansel and Player #001. Jeffy and Chef Pee Pee are confident that they’ll win. Meanwhile, Player #001 is able to convince Hansel to pull the rope when they start, with little hope they’re going to survive the game. After Chef Pee Pee trash talks them, Player #001 suggests they lean back to tire the others out. However, Hansel didn’t even acknowledge what he had said, and Triangle Guard starts the challenge. They start pulling and Player #001 and Hansel starts using the former’s plan. However, due to Jeffy’s strength, he almost pulls Hansel into the acid. Player #001 decides to get Triangle Guard to take his place and is able to perform much better. They are in stalemate until Chef Pee Pee gets an idea and tricks Hansel into jumping in the bucket, lying about beer being in there, which leads to Hansel and Triangle Guard’s death, making Chef Pee Pee and Jeffy the winners. The video then cuts to the Resting Area, where Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that they survived again and there are only 5 five of them left as he then says he guess he has to convince four people to be his friend so he can stab them in the back and get all $400 Billion. Marvin questions this, saying "What?", which Brooklyn Guy says "Huh" while Chef Pee Pee says they are getting close to the money. Chef Pee Pee then asks how many more games they got as he says he can keep going. Jeffy says he can also keep going while Marvin asks what's the next game as he says he also wants to keep going. Player #001 then snores outloud, which Brooklyn Guy notices and says "Oh, the old guy already fell asleep". Circle Guard then comes in and says that means it is time to sleep. Brooklyn Guy asks what happened to Triangle Guard, which Circle Guard says he died as Chef Pee Pee then says they sound like a girl, and he didn't know they had girl guards. Chef Pee Pee then tells Circle Guard to take her mask off so he can see if she's a butterface, which Circle Guard says "No", causing Chef Pee Pee to say that she sounds like a butterface as he then says she's ugly as hell. Brooklyn Guy then tells Circle Guard to show them her face, but Circle Guard says she will now announce the earnings for the last game, which Brooklyn Guy says "Nah, screw that" as he says they want to see tits, which everyone gets excited as Marvin then acts like a motorboat. Circle Guard tells them to look up as she then looks up, but everyone says no as Brooklyn Guy then says his wife is dead, Marvin's wife is dead, meaning they are available as Chef Pee Pee then says they'e morning, but Circle Guard says no, disappointing everyone as Marvin then says "Let's just go to sleep so we can play the next game tomorrow guys" as everyone then go to their beds. The video then cuts to later, where Chef Pee Pee is tossing and turning in his bed, which he says he can't get comfortable without a "Fun ass, sexy ass, circular bitch" in his bed as he tries to hit on Circle Guard, which he ends up failing as Circle Guard declines his offer and ends up shooting Chef Pee Pee after Chef Pee Pee acts like a windmill, saying "I know it's small, but it'll get there in a minute". Brooklyn Guy and Marvin wake up after hearing the gun shot, which Brooklyn Guy asks what was it. Marvin says it sounded like someone got shot, which Brooklyn Guy says it's cool as it means they have a better chance of winning. Marvin then says he wished he chose another bed, which Brooklyn Guy asks why, which Marvin says it's because Player #001 is sleeping above him, and his hand is in front of his face. Brooklyn Guy then says he thinks Player #001 controls the games. Marvin asks why, which Brooklyn Guy goes on an explanation, which goes for some time. After the explanation, Marvin is shocked as he says he's going to keep his eye on Player #001, which Brooklyn Guy says he is as he then asks if he ever thinks about how small they are. Marvin says he's googled it and he's the average 3 and 1/2 inches, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't mean it like that, and he means it like in the universe as he then goes on another explanation. Brooklyn Guy ends it, saying it's crazy how they can't be alone out there, which Marvin says it's crazy and he'll think about it while he's sleeping as they then fall asleep, but Marvin gets up, and goes through the bed backboard to Brooklyn Guy's bed. Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin what's he doing, which Marvin says he wants to see him sleep, which this shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks why, which Marvin tells him to forget about it as he then goes back to his bed, but Brooklyn Guy says no as he then says it's creepy. Brooklyn Guy then asks what was he doing, which Marvin says he likes to look at people while they sleep, shocking Brooklyn Guy even more as he says what's wrong with him and asks if it's a sex thing, but Marvin says no and when people are sleeping, he likes to look at them as he says he used to look at Rose while she sleeps, and he thinks of it as a peaceful thing to look at. Brooklyn Guy says it's weird and he doesn't like that, but Marvin defends himself, saying it's weird. Brooklyn Guy then says he doesn't think they can be friends anymore because it's weird and he's creeping him out. Marvin tells him to just go to sleep and forget about it, but Brooklyn Guy says he's not going to sleep now as he thinks he might look at him. Marvin continues to defend himself, saying there's nothing wrong with looking at a sleeping person, but Brooklyn Guy says it's weird, he doesn't like it, and if they have another game, he's not going to let him be his partner. Marvin then slithers up and watches Player #001 sleep, which Brooklyn Guy sees this and asks Marvin if he's watching Player #001 sleep, which Marvin says no, but Brooklyn Guy then gets out of his bed and sees Marvin, watching Player #001 sleep. Marvin quickly gets back in his bed and tells Brooklyn Guy to just sleep, which Brooklyn Guy then heads back to his bed.
Characters[]
- Marvin
- Jeffy
- Rose
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Barbara Guy
- Hansel
- Player #001
- Triangle Guard
- Circle Guard
Deaths[]
- Tug of War:
- Resting Area:
- Chef Pee Pee (Later revived in Part 4)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Stinken", 2 years after "Jeffy's Stealing Problem!", 7 years after "Fountain Of Youth!", and 11 years after "2 Guys, 1 Yoshi".
- During the Tug of War game, when Triangle Guard was picking the first two teams to play, he refers to Brooklyn Guy as "Pumpkin Guy" when he picked Brooklyn Guy (Much to Brooklyn Guy's dismay), along with Marvin to be on the other team after picking Rose and Barbara Guy. This is a callback to "Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired!".
- This is one of the few modern-day SML videos where the Red Couch is completely absent.
- This video reveals that both Jeffy and Brooklyn Guy having plot Armor. This is also foreshadowing to the final two in " SQUID GAME 2 Part 6"
- This is the first time Rose and Chef Pee Pee die in 2025.
- This is also the first time Barbara dies.
- This is the first episode of Squid Games 2 to not have Brooklyn Guy saying "next time" at the end of the video.
- It is revealed in this episode that Marvin has a non-sexual form of Somnophilia (liking to watch people sleep).
- It is also revealed that Marvin is addicted to women's breasts.
- Logan revealed in a vlog that Chef Pee Pee might have survived getting shot at the resting area. However, he will only survive if he's needed in the next episode.
- Chef Pee Pee was later confirmed to have survived getting shot at the resting area as he was seen again in the series in Part 4, where he was killed for real.
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