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"President Brooklyn Guy!" is the 1,066th episode of SML Movies. It's also a collaboration special with the news aggregator service Ground News.

Plot[]

The video starts with Marvin going to the Red Couch, where Rose, Brooklyn T. Guy, and Jeffy are at, which Marvin asks them if they are ready to see who wins the presidential election. Brooklyn Guy says he is as he says he hopes he wins, which confuses Marvin as he says "Hope you win?", which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he voted for himself as he explains that he wrote himself him. Marvin asks if he actually voted himself for president, which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he explains that you have to be at least 35 years old to be president, and ever since he turned 35, he always writes himself in, but Marvin tells him that he knows he's not going to win as he explains that Kamala Harris and Donald Trump are going to get millions of votes, which Brooklyn Guy agrees as he says he doesn't have billions of dollars for campaigning like they do, but he does have a lot of jobs as he then says every time he helps somebody out at work, he tells them to vote for him and sometimes, they do vote for him. Brooklyn Guy then says that this is going to be the year he wins but Rose then says it doesn't matter who they vote for as she claims that it's all rigged, and they're taking their voices, choices, and rights away as she then says it's not a Democratic Society, it's a Barbaric Society as she then cry's. Marvin then tells Brooklyn Guy that she's been doing this all day, which Jeffy adds on, saying that she thinks trees should have tampons. Brooklyn Guy then asks who she voted for, which Rose says she voted for him. Brooklyn Guy then says "Yes!" to himself while Marvin asks Rose if she really voted for him, which Rose says she did because Brooklyn Guy told her to vote for him, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that some people listen as he then rubs his bald head, saying "There you go champ, maybe you'll learn someday". He then asks Jeffy who he voted for, which Jeffy says he voted for "Pee Pees and Ginies", which Brooklyn Guy asks if he really did write that on his ballot, which Jeffy confirms he did as Brooklyn Guy then says he hopes he doesn't lose to him, but Marvin tells him that it's not a real person. Brooklyn Guy then asks if he's telling him that "Pee Pees and Ginies" isn't a real guy, which Marvin says they aren't real, and Jeffy wrote that to be stupid, which Brooklyn Guy then feels confidant as he says that he got this election in the bag. Brooklyn Guy then tells them to shut up as he says the election results are on.

The news then comes on, with Mr. Goodman reporting that it's a close presidential race as he says that Kamala Harris has 179 electoral votes, and Donald Trump having 178 electoral votes, but he's getting word that a write in with 181 electoral votes is Brooklyn Guy as he then says that he's now the President of the United States and then ends the broadcast, saying "Meet your new Commander-in-Chief".

After the news, Brooklyn Guy gets excited, saying "Fuck yeah!, yeah I did it" as he then tells Marvin that he's the President of the United States. Marvin questions how it's even possible, but Brooklyn Guy then talks about how it's weird that he didn't win Florida despite living there, but then talks about how the whole upper Northeast got him, which he says they are his people. Earl then comes in as he says "All right, this way Mr. President, let's move!" as he then takes Brooklyn Guy, which Brooklyn gets excited about getting Secret Service, which he tells Marvin about this. Marvin then says he can't believe that Brooklyn Guy is now the President.

At the White House, Earl puts Brooklyn Guy in the Oval Office, saying "All right, here you are Mr. President, the Oval Office" as he then says that if he needs anything, he'll be right outside as he then leaves. Brooklyn Guy then thanks him as he gets excited about being in the Oval Office, which he goofs around until Susan comes in, saying Hello to him, which Brooklyn Guy says to himself, "And there she is, the girl who sits under the desk and sucks me off like Bill Clinton" but Susan says that's not her job and she's his secretary, which Brooklyn Guy says that's even better as he then tells her to get under the desk because he's ready but Susan tells him that she's here to congratulate him on his presidency and tell him about his day. Brooklyn Guy then asks her about where's Joe Biden's Ice Cream button, which Susan points him to the red button on the desk, which she tells him that if he presses it, he can get whatever he asks which Brooklyn Guy asks if she means it like a genie in the lamp, which Susan says it is, but he gets more than 3 wishes, which excites Brooklyn Guy but then asks if it also means he can nuke anybody he wants, which Susan says yes, but she wouldn't recommend it, which excites Brooklyn Guy more as he says he can use it to nuke Bradley T. Berry because he didn't let him borrow his crayons as a kid, which Susan says he can, but he would also nuke anybody around him. Brooklyn Guy then says anybody around Bradley T. Berry deserves to die because they might know him, and nobody likes him. Brooklyn Guy then says "Nuke them" as he then presses the button, launching a nuke as the video shows the nuke flying up from being launched and nuking Bradley T. Berry. The video then goes back to the White House, where Brooklyn Guy and Susan shake from the Nuke's shockwaves, which Brooklyn Guy says he guess Bradley T. Berry lived very close, which Susan says "Apparently so Sir" as she then tells him that today, they need to start off by inaugurating him but Brooklyn Guy declines, saying they will do all that later as he then asks if there is supposed to be a top secret book that contains all the President secrets in it, which Susan says there is, but he needs to get on his day. Brooklyn Guy then says he can't start his day without the book as he then tells her to go get it, which Susan proceeds to gets it for him, which Brooklyn Guy then starts reading it, which Brooklyn Guy gets shocked about what he sees in the book, but Susan tells him "Sir, your day", which Brooklyn Guy then says "Okay fine" as he then puts the book back. Susan then tells him that he has a call with Vladimir Putin, which Brooklyn Guy picks it up as he then asks for Russia's phone number, which Susan tells him that he can just dial 4. Brooklyn Guy then proceeds to dial 4 as he then says hello to him, which Vladimir says "Hey, this is Vlad", but Brooklyn Guy then says "Stop it, stop it, you-you listen to me, you stop it, you knock off that shit with Ukraine, you hear me, stop it", which Vladmir gets upset about this but Brooklyn Guy hangs it up, saying "You know what you did". Brooklyn Guy then says it was easy as he then says "Ice Cream time" as he presses the button, but Earl comes in to take Brooklyn Guy, saying he's in danger before the video then cuts to the video's sponsor.

After the video's sponsor section finishes, Earl puts Brooklyn Guy on the red couch, saying "All right, here you are Mr. President", which Brooklyn Guy thanks him as he then leaves. Brooklyn Guy then tells Marvin that his Secret Service agent carries him on his shoulders, which Brooklyn Guy says it's amazing. Marvin then asks Brooklyn Guy what he is doing as Susan silently places the book that he was reading earlier on the red couch and then leaves. Brooklyn Guy then corrects Marvin, saying he's Mr. President, which Marvin then says "What are you doing here Mr. President", which Brooklyn Guy says he nuked Bradley T. Berry's house, and he happened to live in Virginia, which is very close to Washington DC, so the radiation got dangerously close to the White House that they told him he had to leave, which he says they wanted to take him to Camp David, but he said "No, I want to go to Marvin's house". Marvin then asks about the book that is sitting on the couch, which Brooklyn Guy says it's just a top-secret book that is only for Presidents, which contains Presidential secrets. Brooklyn Guy then says it has all of the secrets as he then tells Marvin about a secret about Marilyn Monroe giving "Sloppy Toppy", which he says he knows because JFK wrote it in the book. Marvin then says he wants to read it as he goes to the book, but gets slapped by Brooklyn Guy, telling him no as he says it's only for Presidents. Brooklyn Guy then asks if he's a President, which Marvin says no. Brooklyn Guy then says "Exactly" as he then asks the same question to Susan, who also says no. Brooklyn Guy then says it's because they don't let women become Presidents as he then says, "I'm the President, only me, yummy the book". Marvin then asks about the button that is next to the book, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that it's the button that lets him get whatever he wants, which he tells Marvin to check it out as he presses the button, saying "M&Ms", which Susan then proceeds to give him M&Ms. Brooklyn Guy then shows Marvin the M&Ms he got from using the button as he then asks if he wants M&Ms, which Marvin says he likes the Peanut M&Ms, so Brooklyn Guy then presses the button again, saying "Peanut M&Ms", which Susan then proceeds to hand him Peanut M&Ms, which Brooklyn Guy shows Marvin the Peanut M&Ms that he requested. Brooklyn Guy then says that tonight, he'll see if the button really gets me whatever he wants but Marvin asks him about the Corded Telephone that is next to the button, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that he won't believe what it does as he explains to him that you pick it up and put it in your ear, and then you push the buttons on it, and you can call anybody in the world with it as long as you know the number as he then says "It's call a fucking phone", which Marvin says he knows it's a phone but Brooklyn Guy asks him why did he ask what it is, which Marvin says he meant it as in if it's special, but Brooklyn Guy says "It's a phone".

Susan then tells Brooklyn Guy that they need to discuss what he needs to do today, but Brooklyn Guy complains that she keeps saying he needs to do things but then asks what he needs to do, which Susan tells him that he needs to appoint a cabinet, but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know anything about painting cabinets as he's the President as he then says paint them white because he doesn't care but Susan tells him "Not paint a cabinet, appoint your cabinet", which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh, like helpers?", which Susan says yes as she then starts with Vice President, which Brooklyn Guy appoints Tom Brady because he claims that he's the GOAT. Susan then asks about Secretary of Defense, which Brooklyn Guy appoints Marvin. Brooklyn Guy then congratulates Marvin as he then says he's going to be in charge of wars and shit as he then says he doesn't want to do it because it stresses him out. Marvin then says he doesn't want to go to war, which Brooklyn Guy agrees with him as he says that they are already thinking the same thing as he then uses the button to get Skittles to give to Marvin. Jeffy then asks if he can be something, which Brooklyn Guy says he can as he appoints him to Secretary of Education, which Jeffy likes it as he then says "Okay, no more school, don't like it". Brooklyn Guy then asks if that does it, but Susan says no as she tells him that he needs to address the public and tell them what he wants to do as President, which Brooklyn Guy doesn't like it as he says he hates giving speeches as he needs something to loosen up as he then uses the button to ask for beer, which he then says he's ready to face the nation as he leaves with his bottle of beer.

Brooklyn Guy then goes to address the media as he gets on stage with Earl. Brooklyn Guy then says "Hey everybody" before then says "Let me finish this beer right quick" as he then takes a sip of his beer. Brooklyn Guy then says "Hey everybody, fuck yeah, America" as he then says it's him, President "the big cheese". He then says apparently, they want him to come out there and tell them all the stuff he's gonna do as President, which he says that's what he's going to do as he then says that his first law is no more Ticket Master because it doesn't make sense to him. He then asks himself what else he doesn't like as he then says electric cars as he explains that he doesn't like electric cars as he says he likes gas, so he then says "Only gas cars from now on". He then says gas is too expensive as he then says he wants gas to be $1 forever because he claims that will fix the gas prices. He then says that weed is now legal everywhere because he likes weed and he likes to get high. He then says that if they steal, they'll get their hand cut off with no exceptions, no matter what they steal so that when they go do a jov interview, they'll be like "I'm not going to hire you, you ain't got no hand, that means you're a stealer, you're a thief". He then says he doesn't like Twizzlers because they are too chewy, but he's not going to make a law about it but then says if they buy Twizzlers, they aren't allowed to vote because he claims that if they buy Twizzlers, they can't make good decisions. Brooklyn Guy then opens up questions as he then notices someone with the gun, who is in the back, which he says to them "What about you?". Earl then notices the laser from the gun that is on his head as he then jumps infront of him, causing him to get shot. Brooklyn Guy then says if he jumped faster, they would both be ok.

Back at the red couch, Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin if he see that he almost got shot as he then says he's supposed to be his Secretary of Defense. He then questions why he didn't defend him, which Marvin tells him he's dealing with a lot right now, but Brooklyn Guy says whatever he's dealing with can't be worse than what he's dealing with as he says his Secret Service agent got shot, which he claims he didn't even know his name. Marvin then tells him that North Korea is on the phone, and they keep shooting nukes into the ocean, which upsets Brooklyn Guy because he claims they are messing with Nemo and Crush the Turtle, which he then picks up the phone and then says "Hey, I know Finding Dory sucked, but that's no excuse okay" but Kim Jong Un says "I don't like America, I keep shooting missile into water, fuck you" but Brooklyn Guy then hangs up, telling him to stop it as he then says he's going to nuke him. Brooklyn Guy then says "That's it, nuke them" as he then presses the button, but Susan tells him that she has some bad news as she tells him that they recounted the votes and Donald Trump won the election and technically, he shouldn't even be in office because that doesn't happen until January. This shocks Brooklyn Guy as he says "Oh, I see" as he then presses the button for a "Blowy" but Susan says no. Brooklyn Guy then presses it again, saying "Under the desk?" but Susan tells him that the button doesn't even work. Brooklyn Guy then says he understands but then says "Fuck you!" as he takes the book with him and runs downstairs and head to the front door, but then sees who he thinks is Joe Biden, which he says "Joe Biden?", only for it to be revealed that it was Donald Trump hiding behind a picture, which he says "Zike motherfuckers, Daddy's home", which scares Brooklyn Guy as he says "Ah! Trump". Trump then takes the book away as he tells him to give him his book back, which Brooklyn Guy asks if he can just read one more page from it, but Trump says no as he says it's a top secret book for Presidents only as he then says "Are you a President? No you're not, I am" as he then says he's the President, and he hasn't declassified the book as he then sings "Wrong" to him as he then leaves.

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Trivia[]

Errors[]

  • Brooklyn Guy does not know Earl's name, despite them having interacted with each other in "President Marvin!" and "Brooklyn Guy's Sad Day!".
  • Brooklyn Guy says he will NOT make a law about Twizzlers, yet he says anyone who buys them cannot vote.
  • On the newscast, the diagram shows that Brooklyn Guy got 191 votes, but it also says he got 181 votes in the same image.
  • You can see Pablo, Logan and an Unknown person, probably from the SML Crew through Earl's glasses reflection in 8 minutes and 16 seconds till 10 minutes and 1 second of video.
  • There isn't a synopsis in the description.
  • Brooklyn T Guy seemed to not have a running mate, as he decided Tom Brady for his vice president after he was elected. This technically goes against the rules for a nominee of a political party.

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