"Pepperoni Pizza" is a song by Toad and Ray Cheesy featuring vocals from Bowser. It is about Toad, Ray Cheesy and Bowser's misadventure ordering a pizza. It is one of two new songs to be added to the Milk and Cookies mixtape, the other being "Vroom Vroom". It is the fifth song on the track list.
Lyrics[]
[Intro: Toad]
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni
[Verse 1: Toad]
Man I'm super hungry, 'bout to call the pizza man (yeah!)
I just ate some cookies but it's time to eat again (I'm hungry)
Tryna dial the number when I pick up the phone
And tell the pizza man to deliver it to my home (yeah!)
Callin' up Pizza Hut, I need some pizza please! (Please!)
I need a large pepperoni and a medium cheese (yeah!)
I'm really thinking 'bout, ordering a three meat (three meat!)
I just found a coupon, I'm 'bout to get this pizza cheap
He put me on hold! (No!)
Man this really sucks! (No!)
But with my coupon the pizza's only 20 bucks! (Yeah!)
He asked for my location, I gave him my address
Still gotta clean the kitchen 'cause Bowser made a big mess!
Tryna get out my cups, and my new plates
Tell the man to hurry up, I got a super-hot date
Praying the pizza man doesn't come too late
And the man over the phone said it's a 30-minute wait! (Ahh!)
[Chorus: Toad]
Pizza, pizza
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
Man I need some pizza (pizza)
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
[Verse 2: Ray Cheesy, All Three]
It's Ray Cheesy (cheesy!)
I like my pizza cheesy (yeah)
I can eat 7 slices, but Toad doesn't believe me (really?)
All I ate today, was some Skittles and some Reese's (Reese's!)
Try to sit back and relax and eat some pizza, take it easy (okay)
Mozzarella cheesy cheddar, blue cheese and Parmesan (Parmesan)
I wanna roll the dice and order Domino's or Papa's John's (Papa John!)
If I don't get what I want then Ima throw a fit!
Damn Toad, I told you to order breadsticks! (Aye!)
Mouth still watering, I love cheese with a passion (passion!)
I'm waiting on the pizza man, chillin' playin' Madden (woop!)
Whooping Bowser's butt, I'm Boston, and I'm bragging (touchdown!)
'Bout to make a touchdown, Bowser needs practice
Toad says he has a date, but I think he's telling lies (liar!)
He wants the pizza to himself, this ain't burger and fries!
I really want this pizza, man I'm bout to have a fit!
Toad, call the pizza man and ask, "where the hell is it?" (Where is it?)
[Chorus: Toad]
Pizza, pizza
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
Man I need some pizza (pizza)
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
[Verse 3: Bowser]
Man, I'm super hungry and I'm feeling really sick (oh, yeah!)
I looked in the pantry and there's nothing in the fridge! (Why!)
Catching hot flashes, man I need to take a shower (a shower)
My stomach's growling, I haven't eaten in an hour! (Too long!)
I need some good food, to slow down my breathing
I hate playing games, 'cause Ray Cheesy is cheating! (Stop cheating!)
Need to take a nap, 'cause I'm better off sleeping (yeah)
Heartburn got my body feeling overheated! (I'm hot!)
I walked out the room 'cause I had to take a breather
As soon as I open the door, I smelt that pizza (pizza!)
I started to feel better, I'm like "thank you baby Jesus" (yes, Jesus!)
I can tell its Pizza Hut, but I prefer Little Caesar's
Pizza got me starving, man the smell really rocks! (Yum!)
Me and Ray Cheesy bout to take the whole box! (I'm hungry!)
The Pizza tastes good, it's like I'm living in a dream
And then I'm like "man, Toad should've ordered wings" (what happened?)
[Chorus: Toad]
Pizza, pizza
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
Man I need some pizza (pizza)
I really need some pizza (pizza)
'Cause I'm feelin' real hungry (hungry)
I just need some pepperoni ('roni)
Trivia[]
- This is the only Toad song Bowser is featured in.
- This is the longest song in the Milk and Cookies album.
Toad Albums | |
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Milk and Cookies with Ray Cheesy | Milk and Cookies • Pink Escalade • Party in the Tub • I Gotta Pee • Pepperoni Pizza • Hyped Up on Sugar • Vroom Vroom |
Bed Bugs | Bed Bugs • Freeze Tag • Brush Your Teeth • Bed Squeak • Patty Cake • Playground • I'm A Star |
[How does it work?] |