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Not to be confused with Patrick Star.


Patrick Coleman is a minor character of the SuperMarioLogan series. He has light brown hair, a blue shirt (with an orange lightning bolt on it) and dark blue pants. His catchphrase is usually "That is so cwazy!". Because of his severe ADHD, Patrick has been seen as a really hyperactive child. He is one of Bowser Junior’s classmates in school and has appeared in about 30 SML videos.

He is one of the craziest kids at school and is really crazy and hyperactive. He was diagnosed with Attention-Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder or ADHD and that is what makes him crazy. If he takes soft drinks, he will most likely be hyperactive or could possibly pass out. Since he is crazy, He doesn’t need a puppet string.

He also appeared as the main antagonist of Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!, and was one of the supporting antagonists in Jeffy's Yard Sale!

Patrick knows his friends like Toad, his best friend and Bowser Junior. He doesn’t know Jeffy at all and they don’t have a good relationship or their relationship is possibly unknown. Their relationship was great in Jeffy's Sister Returns! but wasn’t real since it was a dream. Patrick has a really good relationship with Felipe since that his other best friend.


This version of Patrick is the Tommy 14 Glove Puppet from Silly Puppets Toys, which can be purchased here:


Patrick Coleman was born on April 2 2009, to Zach (Super D) Coleman and Veronica Coleman and had a sister named Emily during his childhood his father was too busy working than spending time with his son and his mom was abusive and locked him in a cage and sometimes left him in parks so she would not have to deal with him. He first appeared in "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3" as a runaway child and got ran over with a police car after attacking Officer Goodman later came back to life and attends First Grade with Bowser Junior and other kids. His sister is Emily Coleman and his best friend is Felipe . He also appeared in Jeffy's sister returns and he was the kid that got shot by the hitman.

Criminal Record

  • Arson/Pyromaniac: He burnt down a hospital in "Jeffy's Lie!".
  • Murder: When he burnt a hospital, 46 babies died in the fire. He did it to prove Jeffy was a liar.
  • Stalking: He stalked Mario twice in "Baby Jeffy!".
  • Public Nudity: He came to Mario's house naked in The Halloween Heist

Death Count



Felipe was best friends and classmates with Patrick.

Status: Best Friends


In "Jeffy's Sister Returns!", he was dressed up like Jeffy, it was stated that he helped Patrick cut off his hair for a stupid reason. He was then claimed to be friends with Jeffy. However, this episode was partialy a dream so it's unknown if these characters have a good relationship or not. In Jeffy's Halloween!, he gave money to Patrick so he could buy better candy. They were also shown to be friends in Jeffy's Lie!, but he got angry at him for lying and burnt down a hospital.

Status: Neutral

Bully Bill

In "Jeffy's Imaginary Friend!", it shows that the two seem to be good friends with one another agreeing to be partners.

Status: Friends


Mario and Patrick are shown to not have a good relationship. In "Jeffy's Sister Returns!", he throws Patrick out of his house after Patrick cuts off his arms and legs. In Jeffy's Halloween!, Mario steals Patrick's candy and money from him so that he can pay his house payment. In Jeffy's New Dad!, Patrick gets mad at Mario for peeing in front of him.

Status: Enemies

Likes and Dislikes


  • Cookie Crisp
  • "Cwazy" Things
  • Calling Stuff “Cwazy”
  • Parties
  • Felipe
  • Sour Candy
  • Cookies
  • Sugar (even though he can't eat it)
  • Walt Disney World
  • Being nude
  • Ice Cream
  • McDonald's Happy Meals
  • Walmart shopping carts
  • Skateboarding
  • Blue Eyes White Dragon
  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Jeffy
  • His mom's death (she died in The Magical Button!)
  • His sister's death (she was killed by Does Bad Things Guy)
  • His Step-Mom
  • Candy
  • Jellyfish
  • Running with scissors
  • Scissors
  • Batman
  • Toy Lightsabers
  • Star Wars (possibly)
  • Power Rangers
  • Soda
  • Spider-Man
  • Trick-Or-Treating
  • Green Beans
  • Bully Bill
  • Hide and Seek
  • Being crazy and talking very fast
  • Root Beer


  • His mom (most likely)
  • Emily Coleman (his sister and arch nemesis)
  • Boring cereals
  • Cops
  • Goodman
  • Chef Pee Pee (when he was a cop)
  • Being and getting abused
  • Candy corn
  • People peeing in front of him
  • People revealing their private parts
  • Jeffy when he lies
  • Liars
  • Sugar Free Sweets


  • "That's so cwazy!" or "SO CWAZY!" (catchphrase)
  • "I hate Mommy not letting me watch Spongebob! I love Spongebob! And Patrick! I like Patrick, too!"
  • "Aw, crap! It's the cops!"
  • "Nah, she ain't comin' back."
  • "That is the biggest Spider-Man I've ever seen!"
  • "Yeah, my mom dropped me off a couple of days ago. I don't know what happened, it was so cwazy!"
  • "Oh, a dog took it! It was so cwazy!"
  • "Xbox?! I wanna play Xbox!"
  • "AAAHH! Stranger Danger!!!"
  • "It's a bear eating macaroni and cheese in a desert next to a snowman wearing a sombrero and there's a sailboat and it's snowing, cause it's so cwazy!!!! Ahahahahh!"
  • "Pass me the Root Beer!"
  • "Shut up grandpa you’re gonna be dead soon".
  • "Give me the ball before you croak"
  • "WIENER MAN! That's the wiener man"
  • "Mine Too!"
  • "Don't Call me That."


  • Some fans have compared Patrick to Tweek Tweak from the TV show, South Park who shares similarities to Patrick with them both having messy hair, are always hyper, and have frequently say one particular line that acts as their catchphrase, Patrick says "That's so crazy!", while Tweek says "That's way too much pressure!". He is also one of the few characters who shares similarities to characters from that show.
  • His hyperactive behavior is somewhat similar to Telly Monster from Sesame Street.
  • His catchphrase "That's so cwazy!" actually seems to fit his personality, as he is shown to be pretty crazy himself. In a live stream, he said he would be on Bowser Junior's Birthday.
  • In the episode "The Hitman!," Patrick was shot by The Loan Dolphin, but he appeared to be revived as shown in First Day of School!
  • Patrick has ADHD as seen in First Day Of School! and Jeffy Breaks His Helmet!
  • He is also shown to have synesthesia, as he says he can 'smell colors' in "Jeffy's Sister Returns!". This may not be canon however as he was only in Jeffy's dream in that video.
  • It is unknown why he didn't appear in videos such as Substitute Teacher! or The Love Potion!, he is the only one in the class to not appear in this video.
  • In "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 3", it was revealed that his dad got arrested for unknown reasons.
    • This also explains why he does not like him (probably his father didn't like him due to his behavior).
    • It also reveals that after his father was arrested, his mother started drinking.
    • Although keep in mind that Chef Pee Pee Quits! it is not canon. In the canon history of SML it is unknown for sure what happened to Patrick's father, probably if he had the same fate in Chef Pee Pee Quits! or just abandon them.
    • But there is a probability of the identity of Patrick's father, In Jeffy's 16th Birthday!, Super D character was introduced, and he is very similar to Patrick. Besides he is the same age as Mario and Rosalina, therefore he may be Patrick's father.
  • He is the only character from the First Grade Series who still appears in the series.
  • He somehow manages to be friends with both Jeffy and Bully Bill whom are both enemies.
  • He has murdered the most people in the SML universe, as he killed 46 babies in a fire in Jeffy’s Lie!.



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