"Orange Is The New Black!" (also known as “Junior The Ginger”, and stylized as "Orange Is The NEW BLACK!") is the 1,146th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior joins a gang!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior asking his friends what they want to do today. Joseph says he doesn't know, and he's bored as Cody shows Junior and Joseph his coffin that he got from a buy two-get one free deal when he went coffin shopping with his parents. The news turns on, where Mr. Goodman reports that scientists are saying that gingers are reportedly black people. After the news, Junior gets shocked as he asks if he's black, but Cody says no while Joseph says he doesn't know about that, which Junior says it all makes sense and he's been black the whole time, and he's seen the signs and knew he was different as he says he listens to rap music all the time, say the n word when no one's looking, and watch the Black Panther, which he says that's his favorite super hero. Joseph asks if it's the one with Micheal Jordan, which Junior says yeah as he then says he's also been good at Basketball and felt like he was Michael Jordan when he played Basketball, and when the new Little Mermaid came out, he was the only one who said she should be black. Cody asks if he was the only one, which Junior says yeah, he was the only one who accepted and the only one who thought the movie was good, but Joseph says he believe about that as Junior says he's been black the whole time. Cody says he's not black, offending Junior as he says he's talking down to him and asks what "their people" have been through for hundreds of years as he then says that's why Cody's standing up, so he can be taller than them because he claims that he thinks he has more rights than them as he then tells Joseph to "smoke" Cody, but Joseph says he forgot to bring his gun. Junior tells Joseph to "smoke" his ass as he then tells Cody that he's not going to get in his house and talk down to them, but Cody tells Junior that he and him are the same skin color, offending Junior even more as he says he's like Steph Curry. Joseph says that's a "light-ass complexion" as he says he's even lighter than Steph Curry as Junior tells Cody that he can't deal with it, and he's not going to let him come in and talk down as he then asks Cody to apologize to them. Cody says he's no apologizing to him because he's not black, offending Junior as he tells Joseph that he'll never learn. Junior then says he's "hungry as fuck" as he says "You want me to ask Chef Pee Pee to make us some food dog?", which Joseph says he is hungry, but he doesn't have to talk "like that". Junior then leaves, talking about Chef Pee Pee. In the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is cooking fried chicken when Junior comes in, and after some talking, Chef Pee Pee tells Junior to join a gang. Junior then goes off to join a gang as Chef Pee Pee says he's "dead meat" and he hopes that he has a coffin
Outside, Porkchop says he's feeling hot right now and time to get some money as he rolls some dice, which he ends up rolling a four, making him excited as he says he wins and tells Mark to snort the coke, which Mark does so as Reggie asks when's his turn to snort it. Porkchop says when he puts some money on the ground, but Reggie says he knows he's broke. Porkchop laughs and calls him a "broke ass" as he says that's why his grandma got the "AARP p*ssy", which offends Reggie as he tells Porkchop to chill with that. Junior then comes in, saying "What's up homies? It's me, the Big JR." as he says time to run the streets, only for them to laugh as Porkchop then puts his gun in Junior's mouth, asking if there is any last words before he shoots him, which Mark and Reggie tells Porkchop to do it while Junior says "Yeah do it Porkchop, you p*ssy", which makes them change their mind, after an initiation they welcome him into their gang. But he has to do one more thing, kill a police officer. Junior doesn't want to do it and runs home, pretending that he will. Back at the Red Couch, Joseph asks Cody how much did the coffin cost, which Cody says it costed 10 grand, but he got it for free. Joseph says "Fuck" as Cody says coffins are really expensive. Joseph says he's probably not going to use it and grow old, which Cody says he hopes so, or maybe today as he sees Junior walk in. Joseph asks Junior what happened to his face, which Junior says he's in trouble. Cody asks what happened, which Junior says he got initiated by the Bloods, but Cody says it's been 6 minutes, which Junior says they kicked him for 2 minutes. Cody asks what happened, but Junior says he decided he doesn't want to be black anymore as he tells Joseph he doesn't know how he does it, which Joseph says he doesn't do the shit he's doing. Junior says he thinks the system failed him as he explains that he wanted to run the streets and wanted to be a Blood, but now they want him to kill a cop as it's his final step. Cody tells Junior not to kill a cop then as it's not hard, which Junior says that's what he was going to do, but they said they're going to kill him, his family, and his friends, scaring Joseph and Cody as Cody says now, he's worried. Junior tells Cody that he might die today, which Cody says nobody else could be more prepared as he opens his coffin and says they can shoot him and he'll fall into his coffin, but Junior says he doesn't want to kill a cop, which Joseph and Cody tells Junior not to do it. Junior says he doesn't know as he says maybe he should call the cops and ask the cop what he should do. Cody asks if he's going to call a cop and ask if he should kill him while Joseph asks if he has a concussion, which Junior says probably as his ears are ringing. Junior says he's going to call a cop and tell him his problem as he was about to leave, but Cody says if he sees the gun, he's going to shoot him while Joseph says if he tells him that he's black, he's going to shoot him, which Junior covers his gun with a bib and tells Joseph he's going to tell the cop that he's not black as he then leaves. Brooklyn T. Guy enters asking if somebody called the cops, which he asks Junior what happened to him, and then asks what's with the coffin, and the gun that is under the bib. Joseph says he noticed as Brooklyn Guy asks if it's a trap and if they are going to kill him as he says his family's going to cry on the news, which Junior says that's up to him if he dies. Brooklyn Guy gets confused and says "What?", which Junior says he got initiated by the Bloods. Brooklyn Guy asks if that's why his couch is red as he says he has Crip wall but a Blood couch. Junior says he thought he was black, which Brooklyn Guy asks why he thought that which Junior says it's because the news said gingers are black. Brooklyn Guy asks if that means he's black as he then says he'll pop a cap in his ass, which Joseph says that's the spirit".
Junior tells Brooklyn Guy that he wanted to be black, and he wanted to join a gang and run the streets, which they initiated him by beating his head in, but then told him that he needed to kill a cop. Brooklyn Guy says ok as he tells Junior "Please don't", which Junior says they said if he doesn't kill a cop, they'll kill him, his family, and his friends, which Brooklyn Guy says he's pretty biased about which one he picks as Junior says he's going to possibly kill him to save his friends and family as he compares it to the train scenario, but Brooklyn Guy says the whole thing's kind of his fault, which Junior says ok as he says they just want to see on the news that he killed a cop and they want to see his family crying on the news, and then they'll let him go. Brooklyn Guy says if he's got to kill a cop, it doesn't have to be him as he says he can bring his buddy down as he's a cop and he can kill him as he then says if he just needs someone to cry on the news, he can tell his wife and daughter to cry and just tell them that he killed him, which makes Junior happy as he asks if he could do that for him, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah and there's no problem. Junior tells Brooklyn Guy to do that, which Brooklyn Guy says he'll do that as he then leaves. Junior says he really hopes he does it as he tells Joseph to turn on the news, which Joseph turns on the news as the video cuts to the news, where Brooklyn Guy is making fun of Junior for thinking that he's a blood, but he couldn't even kill him as he says that he wanted him to say that he killed him, and then have his wife and daughter cry on the news, but he had him right in front of him, with a gun, coffin, everything but he couldn't do it as he then calls him a "little b*tch made ass". After the news, Junior says that's not cool, which Cody tells Junior he's fucked and it's too bad that he doesn't have a coffin as Porkchop and Mark runs in, which Porkchop says "There's a p*ssy ass right there". Mark, who is welding a gun, tells Porkchop to kill him, which Porkchop says he's going to "fire his ass up" as he takes a gun and points it to Junior, who says he's sorry. Cody recognizes Porkchop as his dad Tyrone as he says "Wait, dad?" as he then asks why they are calling him Porkchop. Tyrone says what's up as he tells Cody he's just doing his "Blood gang thing" in his spare time" and they call him Porkchop because he has a lot of meat slanging everywhere on the streets. Tyrone then says he has to kill his friend as he repoints his gun to Junior, who screams "NO!" as Cody tells Tyrone not to kill Junior, but Tyrone says he's a "snitch ass, fuck n***a", which Cody says he know he is, but he doesn't have a coffin picked out, shocking Tyrone as he asks Junior if he doesn't have a coffin picked out, which Junior nods no. Tyrone asks if he sees his son and his coffin as he says it's a nice coffin and he got it for free on a deal. Junior says he doesn't have a coffin because his dad can't afford it, which Tyrone feels bad as he says he can't kill a person who doesn't have his coffin picked out as he asks what if his dad picked a plywood coffin, which Tyrone says that's silly, and he can't let him go out "like that" as he then sighs and tells everyone that they got to "move out" as he and Mark then leaves. Junior thanks Cody for saving his life, which Cody tells Junior that he can't have him dying before he does as he's got to use his coffin, and they have to be his "ballbearers", holding his "balls".
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Chef Pee Pee
- Mr. Goodman
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Tyrone/Porkchop
- Mark
- Reggie
- Karen (indirectly mentioned)
- Penelope (indirectly mentioned)
- Marvin (Post video Youtooz ad only; as a Monitor Buddiez figurine)
- Jeffy (Post video Youtooz ad only; as a Monitor Buddiez figurine)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 2 years after "Cody Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone", 3 years after "Jeffy's Vacuum!", 8 years after "Drawing Jeffy!", and 11 years after "The Fly".
- Mr. Goodman saying the N word is a callback to "Mr. Hoodman!" when he said it after finding out that he was 1% black through a DNA test.
- The video was nicknamed "Junior The Ginger" by Lance in the first behind the scenes video.
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