"No Invite!" is the 846th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior and Joseph are not invited!
Plot[]
The video begins with Junior telling Joseph he's excited to play with his Mega Glide star. Cody then walks in the room, telling them that they're looking at the smartest kid in the country. Junior then responds by asking if he meant the biggest nerd in the country and Joseph laughs, agreeing. Cody then corrects him and shows him a letter that he got from the state of Florida, telling him that he got a 36 on his A.C.T test. Junior then gets confused, and Joseph tells him that it means he's failing, and then they proceed to laugh at him. Junior says they sent him the letter to make fun of him. Cody tries to explain to them that A.C.T scores are different and from regular ones and that he got a 1600 on his S.A.T test, but they stay persistent.
Cody then tells them that they sent him a letter, and he was gonna have a celebration where they give him a medal. Junior then says that they're probably gonna give him a "you tried!" medal. Cody tells him that there's gonna be a whole buffet and everything and that he could invite whoever he wanted. Joseph and Junior then get excited thinking he's inviting him. Cody then tells them that they're not invited and they both get confused. Cody then tells them that he invited ken and Junior says it must be a date thing. Cody then reveals he invited Penelope, and they both scream in shock with Junior asking why. Cody responds with saying he doesn't know but thinks she's cool.
Junior then says he only knew Penelope for a year while he knew him and Joseph for 10, and Cody says that Penelope was nice. Junior says that he doesn't even know her and that they wanted to go and Cody, yet again, responds saying he found her cool. Cody then reveals he invited Patrick, which annoys Junior and Joseph greatly. Junior, ticked off, then asks Cody when the last time Patrick was in a video and says he doesn't even talk to him. Cody responds saying that just because he doesn't see him interact with him, doesn't mean he doesn't talk to him. Junior then asks him to reveal the last time he spoke to Patrick. Cody states that he talked to him 3 days ago on the phone and Junior asks him to show him his call history, and Cody admits he didn't call him, but that he was cool and liked him. This angers Junior and he goes off on him saying it doesn't make sense not to take him and Joseph, as they sit on the couch together and hang out everyday.
Junior then asks Cody if he's gonna take his parents, to which Cody says no because they'll cause a scene. This irritates Junior more and he yells at Cody, Saying it makes no sense to leave behind his parents and friends and take two people he doesn't even know. This leads to Cody apologizing saying they just weren't invited. Junior then responds with asking him if he knows what they do for him everyday, then he states that he always points out how many pimples Cody has so he can "get them treated", and Joseph says that they call him a nerd so that they can humble him. Junior then states that they make fun of Cody's mom because they're "worried for her health". Cody then reiterates that the bullying is the reason they aren't invited, and that he simply came so he could show them that he was smart. Cody then leaves saying he has to go get ready for his party.
Junior tells Joseph he couldn't believe what happened, and Joseph agrees, saying he wanted to go to the buffet, then suggests playing with the toy. Junior punches the toy saying he didn't want to, and that he wanted to go to Cody's party. Joseph tries to remind him that they weren't invited. Junior questions why they weren't invited because they were friends for 10 years. He then comes to a realization and Joseph asks if it was because they were both black. Junior says that it was because of that, but also because of the fact he's only inviting people who's name starts with the Letter P, confusing Joseph. Junior explains that its because he invited both Penelope and Patrick, making Joseph bring up Ken, to which junior states that Ken's not real. Joseph then starts to understand. Junior continues stating that Cody hates people who's name starts with a J, calling him a jacist because he's racist to people who's name start's with J.
Junior then tells Joseph that they have to change their names, so they go to the courthouse. Once they get back from the courthouse, Junior reveals he changed his name to Punior and Joseph reveals he changed his name to Poseph. They invite Cody to the house which slightly annoys him, because he was getting ready for his party. Junior asks him to look at his bib and Cody asks him if he was working at Public Relations or if he was supporting Puerto Rico. Junior says no to both and reveals him and Joseph both changed their names to Punior and Poseph. Cody then says those are the stupidest names he's ever heard ever. Junior then asks if he can come to the ceremony and Cody says No, shocking both of them. Junior then explains that he and Joseph changed their names because Cody was jacist which confuses him. After they explain to him what it means, Cody gets annoyed and tells them that that wasn't the reason they weren't invited. After Junior asks what'll happen if they show up, Cody threatens to call security on them to escort them out. Cody tells them to leave him alone and leaves. Junior yells at him telling him that he hates him.
Joseph gets annoyed and tells Junior that Cody really is jacist and Junior agrees calling him pacist as well. Junior then states he was gonna call Patrick over to see what was really going on. Patrick ends up coming over barefoot, saying he doesn't wanna go barefoot to Cody's party unless he was Tarzan, he then continues saying he probably is Tarzan because he likes climbing up walls and eating bananas. He then notices the toy and gets excited, somehow reading the Label perfectly. Junior asks how he did that and Patrick tells him that he has eye contacts. He also reveals that he sometimes forgets to take them out, and has to go to the doctor to pop his eye socket and take them out, to which Junior tells him to leave. After Joseph asks him why he made Patrick leave, junior says it's because Cody only invited people with glasses, and that he's a bad visionist. Junior and Joseph then go get glasses.
Junior and Joseph then appear with glasses, with Joseph saying they looked sophisticated. Junior reveals he invited Cody over. Cody then comes over, angry because his ceremony is in 30 minutes, and he doesn't have time to come over. Junior then tells him that he and Joseph got glasses, which annoys him slightly. he asks them if they even need glasses and Junior responds with telling him that their vision is perfect now. Junior then asks if Cody likes wearing glasses, to which he responds with no, saying he only wears them because he has to. Cody eventually gets annoyed and leaves, telling them to leave him alone.
Junior then says he finally has an idea on why they're not invited and states that it's because he's only inviting gay people. Joseph questions this, saying that Penelope wasn't gay, but Junior then says that he's never seen her with a man, and that she's always rejecting his kisses. Junior then says that Patrick could be gay because he's never seen him with a girl and he watches Tarzan, and questions why he's watching a movie about a half-naked man. Junior then says he and Joseph have to be gay for each other, and they go offscreen. They later come back with Pride pins, and Junior tells Joseph that they have to be Gay for each other.
Cody comes back again dressed up in a gown and ready for his ceremony, Joseph then tells him to look at his ass, to which Cody responds saying it looks nice. Junior then says that he loves him "some man-butt" and Cody agrees. Junior then says that him and Joseph are a gay couple, which confuses Cody. He states that they've never been gay and junior says that starting today they were because he saw Joseph peeing and he saw his wiener and thought it looked hot. Joseph then says that he saw Junior see his wiener and thought it was hot. They both said that they grabbed each other's wieners and couldn't let go. Junior then points out his pin and says he has the Gay flag on his pin, Leading Cody to be suspicious, as that's not the actual gay flag, but rather the Pride flag.
Junior continues to try and convince Cody that he's gay, saying that since he's gay, he can't have kids and needs to adopt. Cody then say's that he doesn't believe them and says that they should kiss as proof. Junior then gives Joseph a quick kiss on the lips to prove it, which shocks Joseph. Cody reiterates that he meant with tongue and Junior and Joseph try and convince him that they had a "gay makeout session" an hour ago but Cody still insists. Junior and Joseph then reluctantly makeout before pushing away and yelling about how gross it was. Cody states that they'll talk about it after he gets back from his event, and Junior corrects him saying "we".
Cody then tells him that they still aren't coming, and Junior gets mad at the fact he kissed Joseph for no reason, shocking Cody. Junior then says he only pretended to be Gay because he thought Cody was only inviting gay people. Cody then gets confused, and Junior says Penelope and Patrick are gay, to which Cody denies. Junior and Joseph then start begging him to go because of the buffet, but Cody gets annoyed and leaves before he's late, Junior and Joseph change their names back and go to the party anyways.
The ceremony starts of with the Governor of Florida, Steve Staleburger, Congratulating Cody on getting the highest A.C.T and S.A.T test score, giving him a medal. Cody gets excited and starts off his speech by Quoting Chester cheetah, then thanks his friends for being there, but before he can finish his speech, Joseph and Junior barge in. Junior and Joseph start insulting him, saying that he got the award for having a fat mom, and then proceeding to make fun of his pimples, shocking everyone there. this leads to Cody crying, stating that this was the exact reason he never invited them, then he runs off stage. Joseph says that he thinks they hurt his feelings but Junior doesn't care, instead searching for the buffet. Chester tells them that there is no buffet and Junior and Joseph go home, disappointed.
They both come home to Cody crying, then Junior pokes fun at him, stating he got an award for being the biggest crybaby, Cody then tells them that they ruined the event. Junior states that they were only rude to him because he didn't invite them, and Cody then states that he didn't invite them because he knew they'd act like that. Junior says that they would've been on their best behavior if he'd invited them but since he didn't, they were mean. Cody points out how they were mean to him before he even announced the event and Junior makes an excuse by saying that friends bully friends, and that Cody was easy to pick on. Cody points out that they only wanted to come to the event because of the buffet, which he lied about to make them jealous. Junior states that even if there was a buffet, he knew Cody's mom would've eaten it. He then goes on a rant about how they turned gay for him and such, which lead to Cody "apologizing" for not inviting them and Junior lying that they never did anything wrong.
Characters[]
- Junior/Punior
- Joseph/Poseph
- Cody
- Patrick
- Penelope (cameo)
- Ken
- Steve Staleburger
- Chester Cheetah
- Judy (indirectly mentioned)
- Tyrone (indirectly mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This is Patrick's first appearance since "Air Bud!".
- This episode was uploaded a year after "Saw 2".
- This video reveals that Steve Staleburger is the governor of Florida in the SML canon.
- Junior also mentions the American Airlines Flight 191, an airliner that crashed due to losing its engine. All 258 passengers, 13 crew members, and 2 on the ground died.
Errors[]
- Junior said he has never seen Penelope with another man, but he was trying to get Penelope to break up with Bully in "Junior The Simp!". It is possible he was just making excuses and being dumb.
- In the description of the video, the word "no" is used instead of "not". This was later fixed but then it was reverted back again.
- It's unknown how Junior and Joseph knew where Cody's ceremony took place.
- Junior says to Cody that he's been best friends with him and Joseph for 10 years, but they known each other since 2014. So they've technically known each other for 9 years. It's mostly Junior might have forgotten.
- Junior also says to Cody that he known for Penelope for a year, but however he, Junior, and Joseph have known for Penelope for 2 and a half years.
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