"Milk and Cookies" is a song made by Toad and Ray Cheesy.

This song is about Toad being "obsessed” with milk and cookies.


(Verse 1: Toad)

Milk And Cookies

I eat it all day

You say that I'm frooty

But I ain't gay

Addicted to cookies

Like it was crack

Walk in the kitchen

To fix me a snack

Album called Milk And Cookies

You skipped school

I played hooky

Chugging the milk

Never taking sips

Got a sugar rush

So i'm doing flips

Chips ahoy!


I spilt milk

All on my clothes

It's all in my Underwear

I made a mess

All on the floor

I eat and sleep

So i'm super lazy

So many cookies

I've been going crazy

Stomach big

Like i'm having a baby

Milk mustache looks

Looks just like Rabbies


(Verse 2: Ray Cheesy)

It's Ray Cheesy

Where's the chocolate

Sugar rush got me

Blasting off

Like rockets

Chain on my neck

Looks like a locket

Cookie crumbs

All in my pocket

What I eat for lunch is Milk And Sugar

I even got chocolate

Flavored boogers

I'm chef cheesy

I'm the cooker

My cookies cost more

Than a hooker

If you eat my cookies

I'ma get rude

I get mad if

I don't have food

I am not your average dude

I eat until my face

Turns blue

Cookies are my favorite snack

Cook my cookies till they crispy black

Eat until I overdose

You catch me

Passed out on the floor


The video has over 7 million views as of September 22nd, 2018, and was released on September 11th, 2012. You are still able to purchase this song on iTunes. It is featured in an iTunes Album as well, the album's title is Milk and Cookies. This song was also the most popular SML song until "Why?" by Jeffy surpassed it.



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