"May The 4th" (stylized as "May the 4th!") is the 1,141st episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Brooklyn Guy thought it was May The 4th!
Plot[]
The video starts with Jeffy, telling Marvin that when he plays with his "thingy", it explodes, and "stuff" comes out. Marvin gets confused and asks what he's talking about, which Jeffy says "This thingy!" as he pulls out a confetti popper and twists the bottom, launching confetti at Marvin, which hurts him as he says "Oh my god". Rose laughs and says it was silly while Marvin tells Jeffy to grab a broom and clean the mess he made. Brooklyn T. Guy then comes in, asking if somebody needed a Jedi, which Marvin says no. Brooklyn Guy says he's a Jedi, but Marvin asks why he's dressed like a Jedi, which Brooklyn Guy explains that he's not dressed like a Jedi, he is a Jedi, and also because it's May 4th as he then says "May the fourth be with you" and sings the Star Wars title theme. Rose asks if it's May 2nd, which Brooklyn Guy stops singing and says "What What?" as Rose asks if it's May 2nd. Brooklyn Guy says no, it's May 4th, but Rose says she's pretty sure it's May 2nd, which Brooklyn Guy says he would know when May 4th is because he is a Jedi. Rose says no, it's definitely May 2nd, but Brooklyn Guy says no and asks her to show him, which Rose gets out her phone and shows Brooklyn Guy, disappointing Brooklyn Guy as he says "Oh shit, you're telling me I did all of this for no reason?" as he then says he looks like a doofus. Marvin asks why doesn't he take the stuff off and put it back on in 2 days, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't understand as he asks Marvin if he sees how many layers it has. Brooklyn Guy then explains that he's sweating like a pig through his outfit, meaning he's going to be all sweaty and stinky, and he shit in it. Marvin asks what he means by that, which Brooklyn Guy explains that he doesn't want to have to take the layers off every time he uses the bathroom, so he just wears a diaper and shit in it all day. Marvin says ok and tells him not to take it off then, which Brooklyn Guy says he's not going to and he's just going to shit in the diaper, which Marvin says ok as Brooklyn Guy says he's just going to have to do his May the 4th stuff today. Rose asks what does he do, which Brooklyn Guy says he watches all the Star Wars movie. Rose says that sounds fun, but Brooklyn Guy says he watches them alphabetically. Marvin says they're called Star Wars, and the episodes are numbers, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows, but he starts with Attack of the Clones and then A New Hope, meaning the order goes Episode 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 1, 9, 3, and then 6. Marvin says that is so confusing, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows, and it might seem confusing to some people, but he thinks that's how they're supposed to be watched. Brooklyn Guy also says he watches them on mute with subtitles so he can do the voices himself, which he says he's pretty sure he's a better actor than Hayden Christensen, which he tells Marvin to "Check this out" as he proceeds to do voice impressions of Anakin Skywalker, Emperor Palpatine, and Jar Jar Binks. Brooklyn Guy then asks if they want to get some snacks at the gas station before they watch the movie, which Marvin says sure, and he could definitely get some "snackies", only for Brooklyn Guy to groan. Marvin asks "What?", which Brooklyn Guy says he called them "snackies" and he doesn't want to bring him now as he asks if he's 4 years old. Rose then asks if she can go as she could use a "sweet treat", but Brooklyn Guy says "No, fuck you". Rose asks why would he say that to him, which Brooklyn Guy explains that he hates it when people call it a "sweet treat" as he claims it's like they think they deserve it as he then goes on a ramble, which goes on for some time until Brooklyn Guy says "What have you done? Not shit". Rose asks if she can still go, only for Brooklyn Guy to say "NO! FUCK YOU!" as he then hits Rose with his lightsaber. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy not to hit her, but Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin to come on and get some snacks, which Marvin says ok as he and Brooklyn Guy then leave. At the gas station, Brayden Maul asks why is he going to wear a mask that he calls "stupid", which Brayden's Boss says it's because he signed up to work May the 4th weekend. Brayden then asks why does he get the "cool" Darth Vader mask, which Brayden's Boss says it's because he is his boss, but Brayden says he's never seen the movies and asks what does "this fucker" even do as he points to his Darth Maul mask. Brayden's Boss then tells Brayden that the cash register better not come up short again or he is fired as he then leaves while Brayden says his wiener is going to come up short again. Marvin and Brooklyn Guy then come up and places their snacks down on the counter. Brooklyn Guy asks if he thinks if it's enough snacks, which Marvin says it's enough as Brooklyn Guy see's Brayden, still wearing his Darth Maul mask, which Brooklyn Guy tells Marvin that's Darth Maul and he killed him. Marvin asks if he killed him, which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he says "Quick recap: I jumped over his head and cut him in half, I killed him", but Marvin says he's right there as he points to Brayden, which Brooklyn Guy says maybe he came back to life as he then goes up and says "Hey, what's your name?", which Brayden says his name is Brayden, shocking Brooklyn Guy as he tells Marvin it must be Brayden Maul and he must be Darth Maul's son, but Marvin asks if Darth Maul has a son, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know as he asks Brayden if his dad's alive, which Brayden says no and he died when he was a kid, causing Brooklyn Guy to think that he's got to be Darth Maul son as he tells Brayden that he killed his dad, confusing Brayden as he says his mom said he died of cancer when he was a kid, which Brooklyn Guy says no, that's what she told him and he cut him in half as he then pulls out his lightsaber and says now, he has to kill him, which Brayden tells him to please do as he hates working at the gas station. Brooklyn Guy says that's no fun as he can't kill him if he isn't armed with a lightsaber as it's against Jedi code as he says they're going to have to teach him the dark side. Brooklyn Guy then orders Marvin to take Brayden to Emperor Palpatine, and he'll teach him the ways of the Dark Side, but Marvin says he doesn't know where he lives as he asks why can't he take him, which Brooklyn Guy says he can't because if he sees Emperor Palpatine, he's going to have to try to kill him and he scary as he then tells Marvin that he has to take him.
Marvin tells Brayden that they have to go to Emperor Palpatine's house, but Brayden says he doesn't want to go because he's a couple hours away from overtime. Marvin asks Brooklyn Guy if he still has to take him, which Brooklyn Guy says yes, he has to take him as he tells Brayden that he has to go as Marvin then tells Brayden to come on and he'll Google Maps it as he and Brayden then leave. At Emperor Palpatine's house, Marvin asks Brayden if he's ready to join the Dark Side, but Brayden whines and says he doesn't want to do it as he says "This is stupid". Marvin tells Brayden not to act like that, but Brayden whines again, saying it's a waste of his time, which Marvin tells Brayden not to throw a temper tantrum as he's got to be like his father as he then knocks on Emperor Palpatine's door. The door opens, and a girl comes out, saying "Hello". Marvin asks if she's Emperor Palpatine, which she says no and introduces herself, saying she is Patricia Palpatine and she's Emperor Palpatine's wife. Marvin asks if Emperor Palpatine is here, which Patricia says no as Emperor Palpatine asks who's at the door, which Patricia tells him that it's just a bunch of solicitors. Emperor Palpatine tells Patricia to let them in, but Patricia says the house is dirty, only for Emperor Palpatine to say "Do it!". Patricia says ok as she tells Marvin and Brayden to come in and witness the full power of her dirty living room, which Marvin tells Brayden to come in as he and Brayden then come in, where Patricia points to Emperor Palpatine, saying "Here". Marvin says "Uh, Emperor Palpatine?", which Emperor Palpatine turns his chair around, and welcomes them to his home as he asks what can he do for them. Marvin points to Brayden, saying he is Darth Maul's son, which Emperor Palpatine asks if he's still alive, but Marvin says no, and he is his son Brayden Maul. Emperor Palpatine asks if he can get them something to drink as he says he can get them some "Mountain Do-it" or he can get them coffee, which he says he can "brew-it" as he then asks how do they take their coffee, which he says he like his dark like his side. Marvin says he doesn't like coffee and asks if he can train Brayden to be like his dad, Darth Maul, but Emperor Palpatine says he's retired. Marvin questions this, saying "Retired?", which Emperor Palpatine says yes and explains that after two failed Death Stars, no bank will give him a loan, and with his last account, he overdrawn it, so now he's a cat-person now, meaning he likes cats and when they talk, they "meow-it". Marvin says Brayden wants to be like his dad, but Brayden says he hates it here, which Emperor Palpatine says he can feel his hatred, which he says is good as he calls over Patricia to bring the "thing". Patricia asks what thing, which Emperor Palpatine says the "double-sided thing", which Patricia says she thought he threw it away because he didn't like her using it, but Emperor Palpatine says he's not talking about her dildo, he's talking about the sword, which he thinks is in the garage next to the Buick. Patricia says she'll get it as she then leaves as Emperor Palpatine asks if they would like to watch a movie while they wait, which he says his favorite actress is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Patricia comes back with the lightsaber, but accidentally hits Emperor Palpatine in the eye, which Emperor Palpatine reacts in pain as he says "Right in my fucking eye". Patricia apologizes as they then argue about taking the lightsaber and the coffee, which results in Patricia dropping the lightsaber and taking the coffee as she then leaves, which Emperor Palpatine asks if she knows how fragile it is as he then apologizes for Patricia and presents the lightsaber to Brayden, which Brayden takes it as Emperor Palpatine explains that his father welded it in many battles, and he waited years for the moment, but then says he didn't know he had a son because he doesn't know who would sleep with him because he was "uglier than sin". Brayden asks what does it do with it, which Emperor Palpatine says "Ah yes, the training" as he tells Brayden to let him get his lightsaber as he goes to get it, which he argues with Patricia for some time until he comes back with his lightsaber, saying he found it and the key to being a Sith Lord is to have pure hatred flowing through his veins. Patricia then comes in to remind him that her mother is visiting this weekend, upsetting Emperor Palpatine as he says it's his weekend because of May the 4th as Patricia says he needs to clean the house, but Emperor Palpatine says he doesn't want to. Patricia then says she'll be making pot roast, which Emperor Palpatine dislikes this as he says it's so chewy, but Patricia says it's her mother's favorite as she then says after he finish playing his games, he's going to clean the whole as she then leaves while Emperor Palpatine says "See what I mean? Hatred flowing through your veins" as he says that's why he good at it, which is because he hates his life as he then tells Brayden that if he turns on his lightsaber, he can strike him down and become more powerful than he can possibly imagine and put him out of his misery, but Brayden asks how does he turn the lightsaber on, which Emperor Palpatine says it's the little red knobs on the end as Brayden then turns on his lightsaber. Emperor Palpatine says that's good as he turns on his lightsaber and tells Brayden to make sure not to touch the blade as it hurts "like fuck" and he could cut himself in half as he says "Just ask your father" and laughs. Emperor Palpatine then says sorry as he tells Brayden to hit his blade with his lightsaber, which Brayden does so as Emperor Palpatine says that's it and he's trained. Marvin asks if that was all the training, but Emperor Palpatine says "No, just kidding, It's time for a training montage" as the video cuts to a training montage
After the training montage, Emperor Palpatine says his training is now complete, but Marvin questions what training, saying all he did was make him clean his house, which Emperor Palpatine says no, he showed him how to be a Sith Lord, but Marvin asks how. Emperor Palpatine tells Marvin to "watch this" as he tells Brayden to stand up and turn on his lightsaber, which Brayden does so as Emperor Palpatine tells him to do the dishes, mow the lawn, sweep the floor, and dust the shelves, which Brayden does so, using his lightsaber to do act like he's doing those things while hitting Emperor Palpatine's blade. After this, Emperor Palpatine says he taught him how to fight with a lightsaber, just like a karate kid. Marvin says ok as Emperor Palpatine says Brayden's a Sith Lord now and tells them to get out of his house, which Marvin and Brayden does so as Marvin asks Brayden how he's feeling, which Brayden says he feels good, and he wants to avenge his father. Marvin asks if he wants to avenge his father, which Brayden says yes, and the "lightsaber stuff" seems easy. Marvin says ok and tells him to meet them over in the road as he says he'll get Brooklyn Guy as they then walk of Emperor Palpatine's porch. Back at the Red Couch, Brooklyn Guy is explaining to Rose about Anakin and Padmé when Marvin comes in and tells Brooklyn Guy that Brayden wants to avenge his father. Brooklyn Guy asks if the training worked, which Marvin says "Uhhhh" while Brooklyn Guy asks if he's out in the street, which Marvin says he is at the street, waiting for him. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh perfect, the old lightsaber battling grounds" as he then leaves, saying he's going to kill him, but Marvin tells him that he forgot his lightsaber, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't need it as it's a plush one and he'll go get the real one as he and Marvin then leave. At the street, Brayden walks up to Brooklyn Guy who says he heard that he wants to avenge his father. Brayden says yeah as Brooklyn Guy tells him to prepare to get cut in half as he says he likes his father like how he likes his PB&Js, being cut in half. Brayden tells Brooklyn Guy to take it back, but Brooklyn Guy says no, he went out like a "b*tch", and so as him, which Brayden says they'll see about that as Brooklyn Guy and Brayden then turn on their lightsabers. Brooklyn Guy gets confused at what Brayden's doing as he asks Marvin what's he doing, which Marvin says Brayden's mowing the lawn, confusing Brooklyn Guy as he says "What?", which Marvin says Brayden's now sweeping the floors, which this goes on for some time until Marvin explains that Emperor Palpatine made him clean his house. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh I see, the old karate kid trick" as he says he's not going to fool him, and "How about this?" as he swings his lightsaber at one of Brayden's legs, hurting Brayden very bad as he falls to the ground and winces in pain. Brooklyn Guy gets shocked as he says "Oh shit, I just cut your leg right off", which Marvin says he cut his leg off as Brooklyn Guy says it was so easy and apologizes to Brayden, saying he thought he knew what he was doing. Marvin asks why would he cut his leg off, which Brooklyn Guy says he's sorry, he was doing all "this shit", and he thought he knew something that he didn't, and he thought he was peacocking. Marvin says "peacocking?", which Brooklyn Guy says he thought he was just showing off and he was going to do something. This continues for some time until Brooklyn Guy says "We got to put him out of his misery, right?", which Marvin says yeah as Brooklyn Guy tells Brayden that he's sorry, and he promises it's going to be really quick as he swings his lightsaber as Brayden and then turns it off. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy that he just cut his head off, which Brooklyn Guy says he knows as he asks if they can just watch some movies so he can forget about it, which Marvin says yeah and asks if they just leave his body on the road, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah, just leave it as they then leave. Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks how did his lightsaber battle go, which Brooklyn Guy says he killed him. Rose says he sounds sad, and she thought that's what he wanted to happen, but Brooklyn Guy explains that it wasn't a fair fight, and it was like choking out an old person at a nursing home as he says it was sad, and it was like killing younglings. Marvin agrees, saying it wasn't a fair fight at all as Brooklyn Guy then says if Darth Maul has any other kids, he's going to have to kill them too as he then asks who's ready to watch Episode 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, 1, 9, 3, and then 6. Rose says "Me me", which Brooklyn Guy says they're going to be here for 20 hours, so get diapers on, but Jeffy comes in, saying he already beat him to it as he taps his diaper two times.
Characters[]
Trivia[]
- This is the first video of May 2025.
- This video was uploaded 4 years after "The Food Scam!", 5 years after "Goodman's Son Gets a Job!", 9 years after "The Tarantula!", a decade after "Bowser Junior Gets Potty Trained!", 13 years after "Scrambled Eggs", and 16 years after "A Fight to Remember".
- This is the third time where Brooklyn Guy yells "NO! FUCK YOU!" to Rose, with the other two times being "Brooklyn Guy's Last Hope!" and "Brooklyn Guy's Early Christmas!".
- The SML Question has a different font instead of Arial Black, which this is the first time that it happened in a while.
If you look very closely, Marvin's right side is cut off.
Errors[]
- The title does not have an exclamation mark, however, the thumbnail has it.
- Marvin's right side body is cut off in the thumbnail.
- In the SML Question, the word "favorite" uses the British English spelling.
- The actual alphabetical order of Star Wars movies is 4, 2, 6, 3, 5, 7, 8, 1, and 9.
Poll[]
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