"Mario's Hobo Problem!" is the 189th episode of SML Movies.
The episode begins where Mario is in his car enjoying listening "Milk and Cookies" by Toad while driving his way home until he stopped where comes across a homeless man, Hansel, who asks him for money and food. So Mario gives away both his $20.00 bill, which he won on the lottery, and his buffalo wings to a homeless person and tells him to start working as he reads Hansel's sign that reads "we'll work for food", and drives away back to the apartment. Upon arriving back home, Mario discovers that Shrek is in the bathroom complaining that he had a toilet problem until comes out from the restroom, appearing with swimming goggles, snorkel, and the toilet plunger. Telling Mario (Donkey) that he almost tried to fix a toilet, and tells him that he's about to do it instead as he hands a plunger to him, and walks away. So as Mario is briefly angry and concerned about Shrek's mischief with a toilet, he walks in the bathroom and then reveals his dramatic stock and disgust emotion to see a huge pile of mess of feces in the toilet by Shrek.
As Shrek returns to Mario as he also hands him with his goggles and snorkel to him, he states him that he forgot to wash his hands after his pooping before, again, walks away, which makes Mario act more dramatically stocked and disgusted as he drops Shrek's swimming items, and shows Chef Pee Pee a big mess in the toilet. The two angry and disgusted friends walks to Shrek, who tries to cut open his package of cheesecake, and asks him why he didn't flush a toilet after every of his crap time. Shrek conferences Mario and Pee Pee that he almost tried to flush it, but both Mario and Pee Pee refuses to believe him as they states him that he is too lazy and says that he can't deserve a cheesecake, since Mario said that Shrek's treat is supposed to be his prize after pooping, then throws it away from Shrek.
However, Shrek refuses Mario to fix a toilet and he forces him to do it and leaves. Mario then asks Chef Pee Pee if he can fix the toilet instead, but Pee Pee refuses and then also leaves. Mario then tries to call a plumber (who is Brooklyn T. Guy) to come over and fix the toilet, but the plumber refuses to fix it because it's so disgusting. As the plumber turns to leave, he says that he should hire someone who needs a lot of money. Mario is thinking of someone who needs money, he comes with an idea to hire someone he came across, which is Hansel.
So Mario walks outside to the street where he meets Hansel, who is sleeping in the box with the bottles of beers. Mario wakes up the homeless man and asks him if he offers him a job to come to Mario's house to fix a toilet. Hansel agrees Mario (who often calls him Cheeseburger Man) to do it for him.
So Mario takes Hansel back to his home and heads to the bathroom, but before they do, Hansel reaches the refrigerator, where he finds a whole collection beers bottles, which belongs to Mario, and takes one of them. Though Mario stops Hansel and tells him that the guy can't have a beer until after work. But as Hansel complains Mario that he wants a beer for the work, so Mario decides him to get only one of his beers. Hansel then sneaks in another beer.
After that, the two arrive at the bathroom where Mario shows Hansel a toilet filled with a messy poop, which makes Hansel chuckles over the messy toilet instead of showing his disgusted face, compare to three recent witnesses. Then Mario hands Hansel with a plunger, to his mouth, tells him to get to work with a toilet, and then leaves, after Mario sees that Hansel has two bottles of Mario's beers than one.
Mario walks to the kitchen to tell Chef Pee Pee the good news on how to get the toilet fixed, but before he does, he suddenly discovers Hansel walks out from the bathroom and grabs another beer of Mario. Mario shouts the man that he cannot have another beer until he gets the toilet fixed, but until Mario decides to tell him that he gets one more of his beers anyway.
After Hansel leaves with Mario's beer, Mario then tells Pee Pee that he hired a homeless man to fix the toilet for him. But Chef Pee Pee is shocked and angry at Mario because he shouldn't bring a homeless person to their house and calls him stupid. Mario states that he's not stupid and that it's gonna get done but Chef Pee Pee says if he steals something then don't call him. It then cuts to Hansel lying on the ground with 4 beers and the plunger stuck to the cupboard. Mario comes in and asks why he hasn't unclogged the toilet and Hansel says he's too drunk.
Mario then tells him if he unclogs it he'll give him a whole case of beer and that gives him the motivation to unclog the toilet. He grabs the plunger and Mario tells him he's gonna lock the door. He does just that then all of a sudden there's a commotion in the kitchen and Chef Pee Pee calls Mario and he runs to the kitchen. He arrives and Chef Pee Pee tells Mario to stop Hansel (who is grabbing more beer) Mario asks how he got out and he says "I walked" and also says beer gives him powers. Mario says he can't have anymore beer but he grabs one anyway. Mario snaps and tells him he's lazy and that's why he's homeless. Hansel apologizes and hugs Mario (which makes him gag because Hansel smells bad) and he says he'll do the job then Mario leaves to get bleach and cleaning supplies.
When Mario returns with the bleach and cleaning supplies, he gets horrified when he sees that Hansel used the poop in the toilet to write “Cheeseburger Man” on the wall. When Mario goes to the kitchen, he finds Hansel in the fridge asleep. Mario orders Hansel to leave and Hansel sadly leaves. Mario goes to the living room and discusses with Black Yoshi about Hansel, but Black Yoshi reveals that Hansel is also in the living room with another beer.
Mario gets angry and orders Hansel to leave again, but Hansel says that he wants to live here. After Hansel refuses to leave, Mario decides to call the cops, though Black Yoshi leaves because he has a warrant. Mario calls the cops, and Brooklyn Guy arrives and is horrified when he also sees the dirty bathroom. Brooklyn Guy also gets annoyed when he hears that Mario just let Hansel in his house to clean the toilet. When Mario shows Hansel to Brooklyn Guy, Brooklyn Guy thinks that Hansel isn't doing anything wrong, and suggests to Mario to let Hansel spend the night. Mario refuses and orders Brooklyn Guy to get Hansel our. However, Brooklyn Guy leaves by faking a dispatch call.
Mario gets an idea to get Hansel out. He wakes up Hansel and shows him a trail of beer that the Beer Bunny left behind. However, the trail leads to the front door. When Hansel finishes the trail, Mario reveals another beer behind the door. When Hansel grabs the beer, Mario slams the door on him and locks him out.
Mario celebrates that Hansel is finally gone, but Chef Pee Pee reminds him that he has to clean the bathroom. Mario tells Chef Pee Pee that he will do it tomorrow, and just wants today to end. Mario is still annoyed that he still has to clean the bathroom, but he's glad today is over. Unfortunately, Hansel is in the bed with Mario, and asks Mario how far away the stars are. Upon realizing Hansel got back in the house, Mario freaks out, ending the video.
- This is the 4th time one of Toad's songs is heard in an SML Movie. First being Bowser Junior's Summer School 5. The second being Mario's Grandpa, and the third time being Chef Pee Pee's Mistake!.
- Mario finally stands up to Shrek in this video.
- Mario is shown listening to the Milk and Cookies song. He was first shown listening to it in Mario's Grandpa.
- Hansel makes his debut in this video.
- In the thumbnail, Mario's eyebrows are slightly edited to look madder at Hansel.
- This episode marks one of the rare times Mario and Black Yoshi actually cooperate for any small task.
- This episode adds to the fact that the police in the SML universe are useless. This idea was mostly explored in Mario The Babysitter!, Jeffy's Bad Word!, and Locked Out!.
- It is revealed that Mario hates homeless people.
- Shrek’s crap was actually Hershey’s Chocolate syrup
- This video was uploaded 1 year after Bowser Junior Goes Bowling!.
- It is revealed by Logan in his reaction video to this that this was based on a true story.
- This video was age restricted at one point. The exact reason is unknown, but three possibilities are Shrek’s crap being seen in the toilet, Hansel playing with the feces with his bare hand or the the amount of bathroom jokes.
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