"Mario's Beautiful Date!" is an 129th episode from SML Movies
Mario is sitting on the couch crying because he is lonely and hates his life while Black Yoshi is playing COD. A few seconds later Black Yoshi gets annoyed and Mario tries to hug him. Fed up, he leaves and goes to bed. Bowser comes and asks him what's wrong and also asks for the remote. Mario sobbing and crying uncontrollably says that he misses Peach but Bowser responds saying that she is over with him and he is bald. Bowser then asks for the remote again but Mario leaves to kill himself. Bowser gets the remote himself but then he starts feeling bad about Mario and decides to go stop him.
Bowser goes to Mario to give him his hat for some reason but when he ignores and attempts to kill himself he cuts the rope off. Mario crying on the couch again asks Bowser why did he do that and does he care about him. Bowser sitting on the couch watch Charleyyy says he does not care about him and he is the one who is supposed to kill him not himself. Mario says that he just wants to go on a date with just one woman. Bowser comes back in disguised as a girl. Mario angered says that he know it's him and pulls off his wig. Bowser says that he just wants him to be happy. But Mario says that he just needs one girl before he can himself but Bowser says he is the one to do that. Bowser then goes to find a girl and also takes the wig with him as well.
In the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is getting some corn dogs but Bowser comes in and asks Chef Pee Pee to be a girl for Mario. But Chef Pee Pee says that he felt weird doing that and it was gay. He asks him why does he want him to do that again. Bowser tells him that he will get to punch Junior in the face. He then dresses up at a girl and goes outside.
Bowser then goes to Mario and says that he has found him a girl. Mario asks if she is pretty, Bowser says yes but does not know a name for her. He sees the lamp and names her that. Mario asks "lamp?" and Bowser responds with a sexual joke "turn her on". Mario asks for her last name, Bowser sees the doorknob and says "Doorknob". Mario says he might have to change the last name if they get married but Bowser finds that ridiculous and just no good. He also says she will come in 5 minutes and Mario gets ready.
Mario goes answers the door and Chef Pee Pee/Lamp Doorknob is there. Mario greets him/her by saying she is so beautiful. Chef Pee Pee gets confused and asks what Bowser said his name was. Mario responds "Lamp Doorknob" and Pee Pee agrees with the name and agreeing being from Italy. Mario also then greets her inside.
Mario then tells Lamp Doorknob that he picked the perfect movie for them tonight. "Tu est Belle Pussy Cat" also saying it won many Academy Awards. The movie plays and a man says "Tu est Belle Pussy Cat" (You are beautiful) to a cat which is later shown on-screen. The movie then continues and Mario says that this is the most romantic story he has ever seen. Lamp Doorknob says no and also says that there is no storyline, Mario responds with "Hopefully it will get better". Mario feels tired and puts his hand around her. Lamp Doorknob asks what is he doing. Mario starts crying and she asks why is she crying. He responds with "I thought you actually liked me!". She says that she likes him and She compliments his blue overalls and says that they do look sexy. She also compliments his blue eyes. Mario then says that if she can give him a kiss. Lamp Doorknob asks "a what?". Mario says that he just needs one kiss and he will be the happiest man in the world. Lamp Doorknob says that she needs to put her lipstick on but actually grabs a hammer and then knocks Mario out and leaves.
Mario wakes up from being knocked out and Bowser comes and says that Lamp Doorknob said that he was hot and too man for her. He asks her where she went. Bowser responds she had to leave and Mario will never forget her now. Mario also says that he does not need his hat and he is ready for all the ladies.
Chef Pee Pee is cleaning the dishes while saying "I hate my life". Mario comes in and asks Chef Pee Pee for a sprite and talks about his date last night and she Left because she will too much of a man for him. Mario then talks a little bit more but then leaves to get more woman. Junior comes in but Chef Pee Pee punches him in the face because of Bowser said about the deal and says "It was worth it!" and the video ends.
- Chef Pee Pee
- Black Yoshi
- Bowser Junior (Cameo)
- Peach (Cameo)
- Lovell Stanton as French Actor
- Pussy Cat
- Chef Pee Pee dresses up as a woman again with the same outfit and a different name (this time, she's called Lamp Doorknob, compared to Peppers Refridgerator in Mother's Day!).
- Mario and Peach tried re-dating as of this episode, but it turns out it was a joke because Peach and Mario are still divorced.
- This is the 2nd time where Mario goes on a blind date. The first time he went on a date is Mario's Date!, where he dated Kirby.
- This is the 2nd time in which Bowser makes Chef Pee Pee disguise himself as a girl to please someone else, the 1st video being Mother's Day!.
- This video has been deleted on August 22nd, 2019 presumably because of how Mario was trying to kill himself and Child Abuse being seen in one scene. Because having someone kill himself/herself is counted as a deadly thing and Child Abuse is counted as a law.