"Magic Marvin!" is the 1,077th episode of SML Movies. It's also a collaboration special with the mobile game Dragon City.
Synopsis[]
Marvin is a dancer!
Plot[]
The video starts with Duggie, telling Marvin, who is on the Red Couch along with Rose, that he's so happy with his new stuff, which Marvin asks how he got the new stuff as he asks about the money-sign glasses he has, which Duggie says he went Black Friday shopping. Marvin asks how he went Black Friday shopping as he doesn't have any money, which Duggie tells him he already told him that everything is free for Black people on Black Friday, but Marvin tells him it's not true, which Duggie says it is as he shows Marvin his new iPhone, which he tells him he got a new iPhone, but Marvin says he stole it as he says the alarm is still going off as he hears the alarm from the iPhone's security tag. Duggie says he didn't as he tells him what happened as he explains that he went into the Apple Store, and they had all the iPhones sitting on the counter, which he claims they are for people to grab, but it was like a carnival game, so he had to pull on one really hard to break the string from the security tag, and when he did, he won and the alarms went off, which he thinks means they are telling him he won as he then says everyone at the store started cheering for him. Marvin tells him that he stole it, but Duggie says no as he then says there was another carnival game called "Break: in case of emergency", which he says he won a fire extinguisher as he shows Marvin the fire extinguisher, which upsets Marvin as he says "Duggie, you stole a fire extinguisher!?", but Duggie tells him he didn't as he still insists that he won it in the carnival game. Marvin then asks what he's going to do with the fire extinguisher, which Duggie says it's his Christmas present, only for Marvin to yell at him, telling him he doesn't want a fire extinguisher. Duggie doesn't like this as he says he's so mean, nasty, and ungrateful for his Christmas presents as he then says he's going to return it and get his money back as he takes his fire extinguisher and leaves. Marvin then questions how he would be able to get money back for it if he didn't even pay for it as he then says he stole it. Rose then tells Marvin that they didn't get to go Black Friday shopping this year in a sad voice, which Marvin tells him it's because they don't have any money, but Rose tells him it's the only time of year they can get their Christmas presents because everything's on sale, but Marvin tells her they don't have jobs and if they had jobs, then they would have money. Rose then says it's going to be the worst Christmas ever, which Marvin says he guess he can go down to the job office and see if they have anyone that's hiring, which Rose says "Okay Marvin" as Marvin then leaves to go to the job office.
At the job office, Marvin thanks Brooklyn T. Guy for coming on a short notice, which Brooklyn Guy says it is a Saturday as he then notices three pies, sitting on the table, which he asks himself if they are uneaten pies from Thanksgiving as he then says he guess his family doesn't really like pie before then focusing back to what he was there for as he asks if he's looking for work, which Marvin tells him he is as he can't afford Christmas gifts this year and he really needs a job. Brooklyn Guy says let him see what kinds of jobs are available as he pulls out his phone and starts searching, which Marvin specify that he wants to see the high paying jobs. Brooklyn Guy then tells him the highest paying jobs he found: Sidewalk Gum Scraper, Retirement Home Ass Wiper, Face-Get-Coughed-on-ner, Dog-Bite Pain Scaler, and Turd Dissector, which Marvin turns those jobs down as he asks if there are jobs that aren't gross or don't require a lot of work, but Brooklyn Guy tells him all jobs require work, which is why they are called work. Marvin then asks if there are any fun jobs, which this interests Brooklyn Guy as he asks Marvin if he has ever consider working in the Adult Film industry, which Marvin asks if he means to make something before Brooklyn Guy says "Uh-huh" while nodding yest, but Marvin tells him Rose would kill him as he says he can't do that, but Brooklyn Guy tells him about a job in the industry that pays $3,000, which Marvin and Brooklyn Guy talk about it for a little but before Marvin accepts the job as he says the $3,000 would be all the money he needs for Christmas. Brooklyn Guy then says that's great as he says he'll send him the address, but Marvin asks if he can come with him as he says he's nervous, which Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't mind watching as he tells him to go. Marvin asks if it's happening right now, which Brooklyn Guy tells him it is as it says ASAP as he then tells him that they are waiting for them as they then leave as the video cuts to the sponsor segment.
After the sponsor segment, Brooklyn Guy shows Marvin the set, telling him "Here's the set!", which Marvin is amazed by what he sees as he sees Crystal, laying on the bed that's part of the set. Crystal then says he's going to the bathroom and clean herself up as she gets up and leaves. Marvin then says he thinks he can definitely do it for $3,000, which Brooklyn Guy says that's the spirit as Steve Staleburger then comes in, saying "Hey there fellas" before then says they only need one, which Marvin tells him he's right here while Brooklyn Guy says he's there to watch, which Steve says "Okay good!" as he then tells Brooklyn Guy he can use somebody like him for next Tuesday. Brooklyn Guy says "Oh, cool" as Steve then asks Marvin what's his name, which Marvin tells him his name. Steve then asks Marvin if he ever shot a movie before, which Marvin tells him he hasn't and this is his first one as Tyrone then comes in to ask Steve if he's ready as he says he's about to burst, but Steve tells him not yet, which Tyron says "Aw damn" as he tells him he's going to be in the corner, but he's getting angry as he leaves while Marvin asks Steve if he's in a different movie other than his, but Steve tells him no as he says he's the talent. Marvin tells him he's with the girl that's going to the bathroom as he asks "Only me right?", but Steve tells him no as he says his girl is coming up, which is revealed to be Barbara Guy, which Barbara asks Steve what hole is it going in today as she tells him she didn't take her enema, and her stinker is clogged up, which this disgusts Brooklyn Guy as he says "Mom!?" in a scared tone, which Barbara says she's not doing it with her son before then asking about the pay. Brooklyn Guy gets disgusted even more as he leaves, saying he's getting the hell out of here. Marvin then tells Steve he doesn't think he can do this as he says he didn't expect the woman to be so old, but Steve tells him it's $3,000 as he tells him to put on the raincoat he has on the bed and grab his camera. Marvin asks why he would need to put on a raincoat and grab a camera, which Steve tells him he's going to get pissed on by Tyrone as he explains that he makes 3D Adult Films, and Barbara is going to shit on him, which Barraba says "Tried to" as she explains that it's going to come out as a little Lincoln Log, and then a burst of diarrhea behind it as Tyrone then says he's going to be R. Kelly in this movie and he's going to be stepping into the splash zone. Marvin then backs a little as he says he's sorry he's not interested in it, but Steve asks him if he wants to make $3,000 as Tyrone then says he knows he isn't scared of a little piss as he then tells Marvin to put the coat on. The video then cuts to Marvin, who is in the bathroom, wearing the raincoat, where he sighs as he asks if times have really gotten hard before Steve then barges in, demanding what is taking so long as he says Tyrone's already pissing, which Marvin says "What!?" as Tyrone then yells out "Bring your ass in here" as he then says he's trying to hold it back as he says he drank too much water. Marvin then tells Steve he doesn't think he can do it, which upsets Steve more as he takes the camera, runs out, and tells Tyrone to piss on him. Tyrone questions this as he says he got a jacket on, but Steve says he doesn't care as he says they need the money as he tells Tyrone to start pissing.
Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin if he found a new job as Marvin walks in and sits down, which Marvin tells her no, but Rose says "Oh, but you found money to buy a new, stinky raincoat" as she then asks why he smells like asparagus, which Marvin tells her he was looking for a job. This disappoints Rose as she says they are not going to be able to afford Christmas presents this year as Jeffy then says they are fucked as Santa Claus got him as he says he's been a good boy, and he and Santa are "Tight as shit" as Marvin then answers a call from his phone, which is from Brooklyn Guy, asking him how was his mom, but Marvin tells him he didn't do it, which Brooklyn Guy says "Oh thank god" as he says he was going to kill him before says he's assuming he's still looking for a job, which Marvin tells him yes as Brooklyn Guy then says he has some options for him in the same industry, but Marvin tells him he doesn't want to work in the same industry. Brooklyn Guy tells him to hold on as he tells him to meet him at his dining room table, and tells him to bring a fork. Marvin then sighs as he hangs up the call, puts his phone down, and leaves, saying he'll be right back. The video then cuts to Marvin, putting a spoon down, on the dining room table where Brooklyn Guy is at, which Brooklyn Guy complains about how he is supposed to eat pie with a spoon, which Marvin tells him he didn't know what the fork was for, so Brooklyn Guy says they are going to rule out any jobs that require listening skills as he then tells Marvin they have very important decisions to make as he asks "Pecan, Apple, or Pumpkin?", but Marvin tells him he said he had jobs for him to do as he asks Marvin if he has seen the movie Magic Mike. Marvin says he hasn't, which Brooklyn Guy says he hasn't either, but his wife loves it, and he thinks it's supposed to make him mad as he tells Marvin the whole point is he can be a Male Stripper. Marvin asks how he could be a Male Stripper, which Brooklyn Guy tells him it's easy as all he has to do is go over to girls' houses or bachelorette parties, and dance around with his shirt off as he then says nobody's allowed to pee on him or anything, but Marvin asks him why would anyone want him to be a Male Stripper as he says he's not hot, which Brooklyn Guy says he has a good point as he says he has a solution, which is steroids, which he explains that one shot of it will make him ripped. Marvin then says "Isn't steroids bad?", which Brooklyn Guy says it will make his balls tiny, but who cares as he says nobody cares about the balls, it's about the wiener, and as far as he know, steroids won't affect the wiener as he tells Marvin to try it, which Marvin agrees as he sticks out his hand, and Brooklyn Guy injects the steroids, which causes Marvin to get ripped as he takes his shirt off, saying the shirt is too tight as he then flexes his muscles, which Brooklyn Guy is impressed as he tells Marvin he is jacked. Marvin then says "Oh man I'm ripped" as he then say "Oh the beach is that way" as he points left, but Brooklyn Guy tells him that the beach is the other way as he points to the right, but it's ok as it really wasn't about the beach. Marvin then says he's going to start making money off his muscles as he asks if there is a weightlifting competition, but Brooklyn Guy tells him that they aren't real muscles, and they would eat him alive as he then says he can now book him for a party or something as he tells him about a woman who's going to pay him $1,000 just for him to show up for an hour, which Marvin asks if it's for a bachelorette party or something, which Brooklyn Guy says it must be if she is paying that much as he then says she actually lives across the street. Marvin asks if he just go and dance for it like he is, which Brooklyn Guy says yeah, but then tells him to put his shirt back on as he needs to have something to strip off if he is a stripper. Marvin then tells him to give it to him as he then leaves to go to over.
At the front door, Marvin, now holding a boombox, tells himself not to be nervous and all he has to do is knock on the door, go in there, dance, and get paid as he then knocks on the front door. The front door opens to reveal it's Susanne Huckerdoo, which she says Hello before looking at Marvin, which she says "Oh my, now that's a man" as Marvin then asks her if she hired a dancer, but Susanne says no as she says she hired a fireman with a long hose, which Marvin says he didn't get the fireman memo, but he can dance, which Susanne tells him to come back a fireman or he's fired as she closes the door. Marvin says he thought he was supposed to dance as he then sighs as he leaves, saying where he's supposed to get a fireman costume. The video then cuts back to Marvin, who is now in a fireman costume, saying "Okay, let's try this again" as he knocks on the front door, which Susanne opens it and see's Marvin is now in a fireman costume as she says there's a fire in her living room and she hopes he brought his hose, which Marvin says he did as he says it's full of water. Susanne then tells him to come quick, but not too quick as Sussane and Marvin then go in, which Marvin sits his boombox down on the table as he asks Susanne where's the rest of the party, which Susanne tells him that it's just only her and it's her Birthday, which Marvin wishes her a Happy Birthday, which Susanne thanks him as she then says her husband's not home so she only has a few minutes. Marvin says "Oh, ok" as he then asks what she wants to do, which Susanne tells him to do "the thing" as she says she thinks "I think it's getting hot in here", which Marvin says it feels pretty good, but Susanne tells him "the thing", which Marvin "Oh, my job, yes" as he says "Oh, it is so hot in here" as he says it's so hot, he wants to take off his clothes, which Susanne says "Yes, that" as Marvin turns on his boombox, and plays some music as he strips for Susanne. Marvin then gets closer as Susanne roleplays that the fire is closer to her as he continues to strip until Hank Huckerdoo comes in, telling Susanne he's home early until he sees Marvin, stripping for Susanne, which Hank says "What the!" as he comes to Susanne, and says "What the hell is Marvin in my house, without a shirt on?" which Susanne claims that Marvin's a fireman, and he took his shirt off to put the flames out because it's a flame repellent, but Hank says he doesn't care if he's r****ded, he shouldn't have his shirt off in his house. Marvin then says he's a fireman, and his wife was listening to music about the fires like Sean Kingston, and he was putting it out with the shirt. Hank then tells him one of his smoke detectors is missing as he then asks if he can check it out while he's here, which Marvin says he think so as Hank tells him to put his shirt and hat back on and follow him, which Marvin proceeds to put his shirt and hat back on as he then follows Hank. Hank then shows Marvin the missing smoke detector, telling him "See that? no more smoke detector" as he asks where it went, which Marvin tells him he doesn't know. They then talk about it until Hank asks if he can get him another one, which Marvin tells him he has a bunch of those, down at the Fire Station as he tells him he can just go and grab one, and then come back, which Hank asks if he can do that for him, which Marvin says he can do that as Hank gives him $100. Marvin tells him he was told he would get $1,000, only for Hank to say "You really are r****ded". Marvin then grabs the $100 as he leaves while Hank tells him to hurry back. Marvin then goes tell Susanne that he only gave him $100 as he says he was expecting more, which Susanne says "Me to" as she takes a sip of her red win while Marvin leaves.
Back at the Red Couch, Rose asks Marvin if he made $100 as she notices the $100 that Marvin brought in, but then asks why he's dressed "like that" as she sees Marvin's dressed like a fireman, which Marvin says he got a job as a volunteer firefighter. Rose then asks if he's a volunteer, then how did he get $100, which Marvin says some lady tipped him because he helped with her cat. Rose then says "Aww, that's nice Marvin", which Marvin says yep before Brooklyn Guy then comes in, saying "Hay Marvin, how' it go" as he then notices the $100, which this shocks Brooklyn Guy as he asks if he got $100 just for taking his clothes off, which Rose hears this as she says "What?", which Marvin tells her he took his shirt off because the cat was stuck in a tree, and it jumped and he caught the cat like a net, using his shirt, which Rose says "Aww" while Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin what's he talking about as he tells him he was a stripper, which this shocks Rose as she says "What!?", which Marvin tells her that "striper" was the cat's name as he says the cat was a orange stripe cat, and it was very cute. Brooklyn Guy then says "Oh, I get it, you don't want her to know" as he then tells Marvin that he put up a ad online, so if he gets phone calls, then go do it as he leaves while Marvin thanks him for coming over. Marvin then tells Rose to take the $100 and go shopping, which Rose says "Oh really, thank you Marvin" as she takes the $100 and leaves, which Marvin says yeah, and he worked really hard for it as Jeffy then asks where's his $100, which Marvin tells him to get pissed on as he then says maybe he'll get $100, which Jeffy then says "Alright".
Characters[]
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Duggie
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Cody (sponsor only)
- Steve Staleburger
- Tyrone
- Barbara Guy
- Susanne Huckerdoo
- Hank Huckerdoo
- Crystal
- Randy
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded a year after "Jeffy's Country!", 2 years after "Goldilocks!", 3 years after "The Baby Alien!", 4 years after "Mr. Chef Pee Pee Head!", and 5 years after "Joseph's Pet!".
- It is also the 6th video in a row to be uploaded on November 30th yearly.
- This is the last video of November 2024.
- This video is a parody of the film Magic Mike.
- Ya Boy Duggie reiterates the fact that he is under the impression that everything is free for Black People on Black Friday, referencing "Black Yoshi's Black Friday!".
- This is Hank and Susanne's first appearances since "Trick Or Treat!".
- This is Randy's first physical appearance since "Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 3".
- This is Barbara's first appearance since "Junior The Truck Driver!".
- This is Barbara and Randy's final appearances in 2024.
References[]
- At 9:57, Susanne says "very nice" in the same way as Borat.
- At 11:28 Marvin is talking about the song "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston
Errors[]
- Brooklyn Guy has 2 different phones.
- The thumbnail is misleading as Brooklyn Guy is seen wearing a black shirt but never wore it in the video.
Poll[]
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