"Luis The Babysitter!" is the 1,133rd episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
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The video starts with Rose, telling Marvin she's so excited to go on their fancy dinner date tonight. Marvin says "Only the best for you baby" as Rose asks if Jeffy's ready, which Marvin calls for Jeffy, asking if he's ready to go to dinner and if he put on his shirt and tie as Jeffy then comes in, wearing a Donald Duck costume, saying he's ready to go in Donald Duck's voice. Marvin tells Jeffy he's not wearing a Donald Duck costume to dinner, which pisses of Jeffy as he asks why, saying it has a bowtie. Marvin says it's because it's a fancy restaurant while Rose says it's the fanciest restaurant as they're going to Frankie's Steakhouse, Bar and Grill, Hibachi, Cantina, Buffet, which Marvin says it takes months to get a reservation, and they have a strict dress code. Jeffy says it's fancy "as f***" and he's related to Scrooge McDuck, but Marvin tells him he's not going, wearing a Donald Duck costume. Jeffy ends up telling Marvin "F*** you, bald headed b****", causing Marvin to tell Jeffy he's not going now because of him saying that and he's going to find a babysitter. Rose says no because they have to leave now as she then asks where they are going to get a babysitter in the next 5 minutes. Marvin says he's going to ask Chef Pee Pee as he goes to the kitchen, where Chef Pee Pee is cooking something on the stove. Marvin says hey to Chef Pee Pee, but Chef Pee Pee says not now as he's making a "Grilled Cheese and Chocolate Pudding" sandwich. Marvin says it's an emergency and he needs his help, but Chef Pee Pee says he's not going to make him a sandwich as he's already using all the cheese for himself, which Marvin says he's not asking for a sandwich as he tells Chef Pee Pee he has a dinner reservation at Frankie's. Chef Pee Pee says that's fancy "as hell" and he better has a suit, which Marvin says he's going to go, wearing what he's already wearing as he explains that he and Rose are going, and they don't have anything to babysit Jeffy, so he was wondering if he could babysit Jeffy. Chef Pee Pee laughs, but then apologizes, saying he had a tickle in his throat as he asks what he was saying. Marvin says he was wondering if he could babysit Jeffy, only for Chef Pee Pee to laugh and call Marvin some names as he then hits Marvin in the eye, hurting Marvin as Marvin then leaves, screaming in pain. Chef Pee Pee apologizes, saying it was so funny as the video cuts to Rose, asking Marvin what did Chef Pee Pee say as Marvin gets on the Red Couch. Rose then notices Marvin eye, which she asks what happened, which Marvin explains that he asks Chef Pee Pee to babysit Jeffy, and he accidentally hit him in the face. Rose tells Marvin he can't go out to dinner like that, but Marvin says they're not missing the reservation and they're still going. Rose asks what are they going to do with Jeffy, which Marvin says he doesn't know, and they got to find a babysitter, but he doesn't know anyone else who can babysit Jeffy. Rose says "What about your brother Luis", but Marvin says he's not getting his brother Luis over and he doesn't need his help as he then asks Jeffy if they can trust him to stay home by himself, which Jeffy says no, and he just figured out how to use a lighter as he pulls it out and lights it, saying he likes to hold it near things, especially made out of cloth as he holds the lighter near the Red Couch. Marvin angerly says "Okay fine, I'll call my brother Luis" as he then takes the lighter from Jeffy and leaves. Luis then comes over, saying he was so shocked he called him to babysit as he says he never calls him. Marvin says he knows, it's just that he's his last resort and he'll never call him for anything ever as he says he just needs him to babysit Jeffy and make sure he doesn't shit on stuff, rub his *ss like a dog on a carpet, or light things on fire. Luis tells Marvin he acts like he doesn't know how to watch a bird, which confused Marvin as he says "What?", which Luis says it's because he's a bird, but Marvin says Jeffy's not a bird, he's a human. Luis asks if Jeffy's a human as he says he acts like he doesn't know how to watch a baby as he brings up the time that they went back in time to hang out with their younger selves, but Marvin says it never happened and that wasn't them as he says he's going to go to dinner with his wife and tells Luis to call them if anything bad happens. Luis says Rose looks so pretty in the pink dress, just like the "one that was named after the fruit", but Marvin tells Luis to shut up as he and Rose then leave, which Rose says he's so nice.
At Frankie's, Rose tells Marvin she can't believe they're at Frankie's as she says it's as fancy as people say it is. Marvin agrees, saying it smells so rich as Brooklyn T. Guy comes over, welcoming Marvin and Rose to Frankie's as he introduces himself, saying he'll be their waiter this evening as he says he needs to know if they want to do the Hibachi, Buffet, or traditional Dining. Rose says they'll dine in, which Brooklyn Guy says that sounds good and reminds that their buffet is all you can eat, meaning if any point they don't get enough food, just take their plate up to the Buffet and eat everything until they can't eat anymore. Brooklyn Guy then says he just wants to go over some of Frankie's favorites with them as he proceeds to list some of the favorites from the menu, which goes on for some time until Brooklyn Guy asks if he can get them started with a drink. Rose says she wants a glass of Wine without alcohol, which Brooklyn Guy asks if she wants Grape Juice then, which Rose says that sounds great as Brooklyn Guy asks Marvin if he wants Grape Juice, which Marvin says he does, and it would be nice. Brooklyn Guy then leaves, saying he'll leave them to look at the menu. Marvin asks Rose what's she looking at, which Rose says she doesn't know, and Brooklyn Guy made the Kibeye Steak look good, which Marvin agrees. Back at Marvin's House, Luis asks Jeffy what he likes to do for fun. Jeffy pulls out a bowl, which Luis asks if he's going to make Popcorn or Paper Mache as Jeffy puts two pieces crumpled-up Paper in the bowl. Jeffy then pours some lighter fluid on the crumpled-up Paper, which Luis says it might still be Paper Mache as Jeffy pulls out a lighter and lights the crumpled-up Paper on fire. Luis gets angry and asks Jeffy what he's doing, but Jeffy leaves, saying "Now you deal with that", which Luis end up panicking as he says "AH! OH MY GOD! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOOOT!!!". Back at Frankie's, Brooklyn Guy comes back with Grape Juice, which he tells Marvin and Rose that their Grape Juice tonight is Diet Concord Grape. Rose gets interested, saying "Ooooo" as Brooklyn Guy asks if they would like to smell, which Rose says yes as Brooklyn Guy opens the Grape Juice up as Marvin and Rose then sniff the Grape Juice, which Rose says "Mmmm, Concord" while Marvin says it's very Grapey. Brooklyn Guy then asks if they have any questions about the menu, which Marvin says there's no prices on the menu, which Brooklyn Guy explains that Frankie didn't believe in putting prices on menus because he felt like it'd scare people away from the more expensive items. Marvin says ok and asks how will he know the total, which Brooklyn Guy says he'll know when he gets the bill as it's like a fun little surprise at the end, and sort of like an unexpected medical bill as he then asks if they have decided what to eat. Rose says she'll get the Chicken Alfredo pasta, which Brooklyn Guy says "Ooo, expensive". Rose asks about the Kibeye Steak, which Brooklyn Guy says it's the most expensive as Rose says she'll get both. Brooklyn Guy says that sounds good as he asks Marvin what he wants, which Marvin says since Rose is getting the two most expensive things on the menu, he'll order off the kids' menu as he asks for the "Kids' Mac & Cheese". Brooklyn Guy gets confused as he says "I'm sorry, the what Sir?", which Marvin says he wants the "Kids Mac & Cheese", but Brooklyn Guy says he doesn't know what he's referring to, which this goes on for some time until Marvin says he'll get the Piggy Mac & Cheese, only for Brooklyn Guy to make fun of him as he calls Marvin a "little piggy" and announces that Marvin is ordering the Piggy Mac & Cheese as he then says it's good, it's a very popular item with the kids, and explains what it is. Brooklyn Guy then says if he wants it, he needs him to oink, which confused Marvin as he says "What?", which Brooklyn Guy says if he needs a little oink to confirm he does want it. Marvin says he's not going to oink, but Brooklyn Guy says then he can't give him the Piggy Mac & Cheese, which this goes on for some time until Marvin makes a little oink sound, which Brooklyn Guy laughs and says he'll get that started for him as he then leaves. Marvin sighs while Rose asks why was he being so weird about his order, which Marvin says he doesn't want to say Piggy Mac & Cheese as he questions why do they have to call it Piggy Mac & Cheese and why couldn't they call it "Bacon Mac & Cheese" or just "Kids' Mac & Cheese" as he says Brooklyn Guy knew what he was talking about.
Back at Marvin's House, Jeffy is seen, hitting a wall with a hammer. Luis sees this and angrily asks what he's doing, which Jeffy says he's remodeling and thinks a closet would look good where he's at. Luis tells Jeffy that Marvin's going to kill him, and a closet won't fit there, but Jeffy says if he grabs a hammer and some sheetrock and help him get the closet done before Marvin gets home, it'll look good. Luis tells Jeffy to give him the hammer as he takes it from him, saying he can't believe he would do it as he asks what's wrong with him, but Jeffy pulls out his phone and records, claiming that Luis is crazy, and he heard banging and came over to see Luis, beating a hole in the wall. Luis says that's not true and tells him to give him the video as he then chases Jeffy, who runs off, screaming. Back at Frankie's, Brooklyn Guy says "Alright Ma'am, here your 450 dollar Chicken Alfredo Pasta, and your 700 dollar Kibeye Steak", which Marvin gets shocked as he says he's lying while Rose says it looks good and thanks Brooklyn Guy. Marvin says there's no way it's that expensive, but Brooklyn Guy tells him to calm down as he says "There's your Piggy Mac & Cheese" and hands him a pig snout, telling him to wear it. Marvin asks him what is it, which Brooklyn Guy says it's a pig snout because everybody needs to know that he's a "little piggy" who likes his Piggy Mac & Cheese as he then takes away Marvin's silverware, saying he has to take them. Marvin asks why he's taking his silverware, which Brooklyn Guy says it's because "little piggies" don't eat with a fork or a knife, they eat with their "little piggy snout" to "pig out" as he tells him to put his pig snout on. Marvin tells Brooklyn Guy he's not wearing it, but Brooklyn Guy sniffs and says he's smelling the crumbled "booon" and in his opinion, they have the best "booon" as he tells Marvin again to put his pig snout on to enjoy the "booon", but Marvin says he's not putting it on. Brooklyn Guy says he won't be able to eat it unless he puts the pig snout on, which Marvin says then he won't eat it, only for Brooklyn Guy to say that they're going to charge him for it anyway as it's non-refundable and Frankie's policy as he says its $20 if he eats with the pig snout on, but $275 if he doesn't. The video then cuts to Marvin, wearing the pig snout, oinking, which Brooklyn Guy says now he looks like a "little piggy". Rose tells Marvin he looks silly, but Marvin tells her to shut up as he asks if they can get their food to go, but Brooklyn Guy says they don't do to-go boxes as Frankie doesn't believe in it and he has to eat all of it there with his pig snout on as he tells Marvin to go ahead. Marvin says he's not hungry anymore, but Brooklyn Guy tells him to go ahead, and he's got to eat it right here as Marvin then eats it, which Brooklyn Guy says that's a "good piggy" as he puts the back of Marvin's head. Back at Marvin's House at the kitchen, Luis tells Jeffy "Get back here" as he says if he deletes the video, he'll promise not to tell Marvin everything he's ever done, but Jeffy says no and tells him to stay away as he grabs some bowls from a stack of bowls, and tosses them at Luis, which Luis dodges them, causing the bowls to break as Jeffy gets out his phone and records, claiming that Luis shattered bowls all over the kitchen with his hammer, but Luis says he didn't and he's sending a fake video and calls Jeffy a liar. Jeffy says he's not as he runs off, which Luis goes after him, telling him "Get back over here". Back at Frankie's, Marvin says he's full, which Rose says "Me too" as Brooklyn Guy comes over, saying "This little piggy's about to pop, that's some pig" as he then hands Marvin the bill. Marvin looks at it while Brooklyn Guy reminds that Frankie doesn't believe in tipping, so a 75% gratuity has been already added. Marvin angerly says "75% gratuity!?", but Brooklyn Guy says he can tip more if he's very satisfied with his service. Marvin asks what did he do to deserve it, which Brooklyn Guy says he did a lot as he lists that he carried the food from the kitchen to their table, he explained the menu and the rules as Marvin asks why is it so expensive as he sees the total is $2,747.50, which Brooklyn Guys it's because Rose ordered the Chicken Alfredo pasta and the Kibeye Steak. Marvin angerly says "400 dollars for f***ing Grape Juice!?", which Brooklyn Guy says it isn't just any Grape Juice, it's Diet Welch's Grape Juice 2023, which he says it a very fine year and top stuff. Marvin says he ordered the Piggy Mac & Cheese and it's $20 as he says "But this is too expensive" as Brooklyn Guy then asks how will he be paying today, which he lists Cash, Card, Kidney, or just calling the Police as the options.
Back at Marvin's House, Luis tells Jeffy "Get back here", but Jeffy says no as he says if he lets him tase him, he'll delete the videos. Luis asks "Taste me?", which Jeffy says yes as Luis then sighs and says "Okay fine" as Jeffy then tases him with the taser, causing Luis to drop the hammer. After Jeffy tases Luis, Jeffy says he sounds like SpongeBob as he tases Luis again, stops, and tases again. Luis then takes the taser and says "Okay fine, now let me do it to you", only for Jeffy to get out his phone and record, claiming that Luis is crazy and he's trying to tase him with a taser. Luis says it's not true and he's lying as he then puts down the taser, and says "You know what, I'm out of here" as he runs out. Marvin and Rose then come in, which Marvin groans in pain while Rose says she can't believe he sold half his kidney to pay for their dinner, but Marvin says that was the only way they could pay for it because she ordered two of the most expensive things on the menu. Rose tells Marvin he's still wearing his pig snout, but Marvin says he's going to wear it proudly because he had to pay all the money for dinner as he then oinks. Jeffy tells Marvin "Uncle Luis tried to touch me", which this shocks Marvin as he says "What" as Jeffy says he ran out of the house and he threw a bunch of bowls down in the kitchen, took a hammer to the drywall. Marvin gets more shocked as he says "What!?", which Jeffy gets out his phone and shows Marvin the videos he recorded, saying he has it all on video. Marvin gets surprised as he tells Rose to look at the videos and says Luis is deranged, which Jeffy agrees, saying that's a deranged man and a cry for help as Marvin says "He is not allowed back in this house, look at all the damage he's done" as he says he's on the hammer and he tried to tase him, which Jeffy says he knows and he's crazy as Marvin leaves, saying "Let me call the cops". Brooklyn Guy then comes over, wearing his cop outfit, asking if somebody called the cops, but then notices it's Marvin, who is still wearing his pig snout, as he says "Oh look who it is, it's a little piggy b**** from dinner", which Brooklyn Guy asks how he's doing as he then makes fun of Marvin, repeatedly calling him a "little piggy" as he then slaps his hand on Marvin's pig snout, saying "Look at you, little piggy b**** a** piggy".
Characters[]
- Marvin
- Rose
- Jeffy
- Luis
- Brooklyn T. Guy
- Chef Pee Pee
- Peach (indirectly mentioned)
- Baby Mario (indirectly mentioned)
- Baby Luigi (indirectly mentioned)
- SpongeBob SquarePants (mentioned)
- Wario/Warvin (BTS)
- Waluigi/Waluis (BTS)
Trivia[]
- This is the first video to have Luigi's name on the title since "Luigi's Mansion Episode 8", 10 years prior and the first video with his name on title post rename.
- Wario and Waluigi's new puppets are seen in the first behind the scenes video.
- This is Luis' first appearance since "Marvin's Brother!".
- This video was uploaded 3 years after "Junior Goes To Legoland!", 4 years after the death of Precious, 9 years after "Bowser Junior Gets Rabies!", a decade after "Pokemon Part 4", and 17 years after "THANK YOU FROGGYCOMPANY".
- Marvin's pose from 2020 returns in this video and the first time it was seen in the thumbnail since "Jeffy's Broken Laptop!" 4 years prior.
- Each main cast member plays one character each this episode:
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