King Of Rock!

“King Of Rock!”
Video Information
Channel:	SML
Video:	643 (channel) 1437 (overall)
Series:	SML Movies
Episode:	1217
Upload date:	November 2, 2025
Video Chronology
Previous:	"The Lasagna Halloween!"
Next:	"Six Seven"
Series Chronology
Previous Episode:	"MaKEN Money!"
Next Episode:	"TBA"

"King Of Rock!" (stylized as "K𝚒̶ ENG Of Rock!") is the 1,217th episode of SML Movies and the 34th episode of the KEN series.

Plot

The video starts with Joseph feeling sad. Junior asks him what's wrong. Joseph says he's been thinking that it's going to happen one day. Junior asks what's going to happen. Joseph claims it's going to happen, and they can't stop him as it's bound to happen. Junior asks if they should call the cops as Joseph says LeBron James is going to retire and the game's never going to be the same. Junior says he is going to have to retire as Joseph says he's going to end it when the day happens. Junior says ok as Cody comes in with a Elvis Presley doll, saying "Guess who I met at the theft store?". Junior says "Miss Perry", which Cody asks who's that. Junior says she's the owner of the thrift store and she's a fat lady with three nipples. Cody says that was Miss Perry and asks how they know she has three nipples. Junior says when she wears tight shirts, there's a dot in the middle of her chest. Cody says he guess he wasn't paying attention as Cody says he met Elvis Presly. Junior gets excited but then asks if he's dead. Cody says that's what he thought too, and he's always heard of the conspiracy theories about how Elvis isn't really dead; he was just in hiding when he says it turned out he was hiding at the thrift store on the top shelf behind Mr. Potato head and half a pack of cards. Junior says that's so sick and asks if he got him to sign his Elvis doll. Cody says it is Elvis, but Junior says that's a toy and Joseph says he's losing it. Cody says it really is Elvis and he let him take him home for $40, which Cody says that's not bad for the "King of Rock and Roll". Joseph says it's a cheap toy while Junior says that's not Elvis, that's a toy as he says Elvis died on the toilet, constipated, but Cody says he wasn't constipated. Junior asks if he was in Elvis's butt. Cody says he's about to be as Joseph says he can't be friends with him. Junior asks Cody if he's dating Ken. Cody grabs Ken and throws him over the Red Couch. Junior gets shocked while Joseph says it's about time as Cody says he and Ken already went over their three dead celebrity hall passes, which his are Liam Payne, Steven Hawking, which Cody says to not ask why, and Elvis Presley. Joseph says it's a "freaky" list while Junior list his three dead celebrity hall passes, being Marilyn Monroe, and Betty White, which Junior says he can't think of a third one, so he tells Joseph to go. Joseph says "Okay, if we're doing this" as he lists Eartha Kitt, Harriet Tubman, and Lola Bunny. Junior says Lola Bunny's not dead, but Joseph says she is as he says a bunny's lifespan is 12 to 16 years, which shocks Junior as he says he's going to choose a bunny for his and says "The bunny from Zootopia", which Junior says she's not dead as there's a second movie coming out. Cody then says the question wasn't about "hot bunnies" and asks why they're talking about it in front of Elvis as he's on their couch. Joseph says he's dead as Junior says that's not Elvis; it's a toy and if it's really Elvis, then make him sing. Cody asks if they'll think he's real if he's sing, which Joseph says he'll believe he's a thief. Junior asks Joseph if Elvis is a thief. Joseph says he is as he claims he stole from black people, which upsets Junior as he hits Elvis while Joseph asks how he can be the King of Rock and Roll" and steal from black people. Joseph then says he stole blues music, and Junior asks if he stole the music. Joseph says he did because he didn't write it as Junior asks Cody if Joseph not realize that's Elvis's voice in the song. Cody says he thinks Joseph's saying that he stole the music from black people as he then asks if they want to hear Elvis sing. Junior and Joseph say they do, so Cody moves the Elvis doll box, singing part of Hound Dog in Elvis's voice as he then says it's crazy that Elvis is singing for them. Joseph says that was his voice while Junior says he was just shaking the box, going "Ain't nothing but a hound".

Cody gets offended as he asks if he's calling Elvis a liar. Joseph says he's a thief so he's not far from being a liar if he lied about it while Junior says you can't be a thief if you aren't a liar, but you can be a liar but not a thief. Cody says he's taking Elvis home and he's going to sing for him, by himself as he takes Elvis and leaves. Junior asks Joseph if he really robbed black people at gun point. Joseph says he did as the video cuts to Steve Staleburger, saying he's reporting live from the late-night canned food drive for the "Feeding Famished Families Foundation", which he says they don't have a good turn out as they have two cans of nacho cheese and some chili. Steve says they had a can of corn, but he got hungry as he says he thinks they're going to start to start a little earlier next year as Cody is heard, saying he wants to be on the news and let him get over as he comes over with Elvis, saying he loves the news and says "Hi mom". Steve looks and asks if that is Elvis as he says he thought he was dead. Cody says he thought so too but then he met him at the theft store, and he's now his. Steve then reports that Elvis Presley is still alive and Cody is his manager. The video then cuts to Cody, saying "What's up fuckers". Junior asks why's he dressed like that as Joseph says he looks like the guy on the KFC box. Junior says he can't steal their music and then food as Joseph says to let them have something. Cody says KFC is good and asks if they ever had a famous bowl. After Junior and Joseph get interested about the mashed potatoes and the corn, Junior asks Cody again why he's dressed like that, which Cody says it's because his old manager was the colonel, so he has to be his new one and asks if they saw the news as he's Elvis's manager now. Junior asks why a doll needs a manager as Joseph says he's a doll and he doesn't need a manager. Cody says he's not a doll. he's a rock and roll icon, which Joseph says "That steals music dude" as Junior says he's a doll. Cody then talks about how he sold out a month-long world tour with 35 shows in 35 countries and with 30 days. Junior says it isn't enough days for the number of shows, but Cody says to not worry because of the time zones as he says they're going to Australia, Lebanon, Turky, Azerbaijan, and countries he can't find on a map. Junior asks how much money the tour's going to make. Cody says just north of $3 billion as they want to suspend him between the pyramids and perform while riding a tiger in Saudi Arabia as he says after that, he has him locked into a 10-year contract in Las Vegas. Junior asks how he is going to perform that much. Cody says he'll be fine as he's been popping pills like Tic Tac's and he doesn't know what day it is. Junior says he's a doll and asks what's he going to do when he shows up to the shows and he can't sing. Cody tells Elvis to give them some of his new stuff as he moves Elvis and sings in Elvis' voice, but Junior says it was the same song while Joseph says that was him. Cody gets shocked as he says they have the "King of Rock and Roll" and asks if they're going to insult him like that. Junior says it's clearly him shaking him and singing, but Cody says that's all Elvis as Joseph asks if he's going to be on stage, performing with him. Cody says he needs his colonel up for support. Joseph says he never had a colonel up there before as Junior asks what's he going to do when he gets caught knowing it's a lie. Cody doubts it, saying it's Elvis, he's famous and they got it made. Cody then says he's going to be paid, and he doesn't know what they want from him as they then leave. The video then cuts to Cody, telling Elvis that when the curtain goes up, girls are going to be throwing panties at him, but don't touch them as Prince Abu Dhabi then comes on stage, asking if that's Elvis Presley. Cody says it is as Abu Dhabi says he's the biggest fan and he paid $300 million for the show, so he's hoping that they're able to hear the classics. Cody says he's going to hear all the hits, which this exists Abu Dhabi as he says he hopes to hear his favorite, being Hound Dog.

Cody says there's going to be a lot of Hound Dog. Abu Dhabi likes this as he brings in the Tiger, asking if he's going to be riding it. Cody says to save it for the encore, so Abu Dhabi and the Tiger leaves as Cody says they're not riding the Tiger. Cody then says if the show goes well, he's going to get him plenty of Lortabs, maybe even upgrade to Perkacit as he asks if that sounds good. Cody says "Oh, you want me to motorboat your ass again" as he does so until the certain open, which Cody claims it's part of the show as he then performs with Elvis, which everyone cheers as the video then cuts to Cody, telling Elvis that they just rocked their faces off, but then sniffs and says he's been shitting up a storm here. Abu Dhabi then comes in, asking what that was. Cody says they played Hound Dog, which Abu Dhabi says it was good, but asks why he wasn't riding the Tiger. Cody asks if he can't see he's taking a "wicked deuce", so Abu Dhabi apologizes and asks if there's anything he can get for him, so Cody tells him to hook them up with some Lortabs. Abu Dhabi says "Okay, right away sir" and leaves as Steve comes in, saying it's time for them to get on the private jet and go to Madagascar. Cody asks if he can't see that Elvis is shitting and to give them five, but Steve says he told him to take him off the painkillers as they don't want him dying again. Cody asks if it's a joke and tells Elvis that they're going to have to take the toilet with them as he takes Elvis and leaves. The video then cuts to Cody, saying it smells like donkey shit, and he can see why Alex and the zebra didn't want to stay here as a Ugandan Man comes in, welcoming them to Uganda. Cody tells Steve that they thought they were going to Madagascar. Steve apologizes for that, saying they checked and Madagascar doesn't have any music venues, so they went straight to Uganda. Cody gets upset and asks how they're going to afford painkillers if they skip some of the shows. Steve says he doesn't know how to tell him and they're overbooked as Cody says Elvis's butthole is not going to be happy about it. The man asks if there's anything he can do to accommodate his trip. Cody asks if he has any clean drinking water that Elvis can shit in as he asks if Mr Beast build a well here. The man points, saying a drinking well is over there and it feeds a whole tribe, but Cody says not anymore because Elvis is going to shit in it, which the man says it would be a privilege and thanks Elvis as he brings in tiger, asking if he would like him to introduces him to their pet tiger. Cody asks why every place has a Tiger as they already dodged Saudi Arabia and now this place as the man asks if he wants to pet it. Cody says he doesn't want to as the Tiger then goes for Elvis, which Cody says he's eating Elvis as Cody fights for Elvis while the man hits the Tiger as the curtains then go up, which Cody says they're on as Cody pulls Elvis out of the Tigers mouth and performs with him, which goes on until the Tiger goes for Elvis again, causing Cody to fight for Elvis again while the man beats the Tiger. This goes on as the video then cuts to Cody crying, saying Elvis is dead. Junior says they saw the news and he got attacked by a Tiger. Cody says that's not what killed him; he was just so constipated from trying to shit that he got backed up and died. Joseph says he's a doll, but Cody says he's not, but then says he's a doll and he's dead. Junior asks if it was just him singing the song the whole time. Cody says it was, and he doesn't know any Elvis songs; he just kind of knows that one and he doesn't even know all the words as he was just winging it. Junior says at least he got $200 million, but Cody says no as the checks were in Elvis' name and they went straight to Graceland. Junior asks what he thinks made him get so constipated. Cody says probably all the painkillers as he was eating nothing but peanut butter and banana sandwiches and painkillers. Junior says there has to be a memory, which Cody says he did join the Mile High Club in 35 different countries as he says he's getting tired of Elvis' ass, and he wishes he had Ken back. Ken then flies over to the couch, which Cody sees him and gets excited, saying he's glad that he's back and he's sorry that he left him for Elvis, but then says "What's that? You want to Eiffel Tower Elvis", so Cody says ok, but he gets the butt as he compares it to chiseling a brick wall. Junior asks Joseph what made Ken fly over. Joseph says he doesn't know, and he guess that he has superpowers.

Characters

• Junior
• Joseph
• Cody
• Elvis Presley
• Ken
• Steve Staleburger
• Prince Abu Dhabi
• Tiger
• Ugandan Man
• LeBron James (mentioned)
• Jeffy (post video; animation)

Trivia

• This is the first video of November 2025.
• This episode was uploaded a year after "Duggie's Call Of Duty Heist!", thirteen years after "Shrimpo Hunter Episode 4", and fourteen years after "Defenestrating Conditions".
• This is the fifth KEN series episode in 2025, following "Kenzel Washington!", "Can Food Drive!", "Next Of Ken!", and "MaKEN Money!".
• This is Steve Staleburger's first appearance since "The Rapture!".
• This is Prince Abu Dhabi's first appearance since "MaKEN Money!".
• This is the first episode since "The Charleyyy And Friends Mobile Game!" where Brooklyn T. Guy doesn't appear, ending a streak of 15 consecutive appearances for him.
• The crowd shots were AI-generated. This marks the fourth time an SML video used AI animation, following "Jeffy's Labubu!", "Marvin's Credit Card Fraud!", "Jeffy's 21st Birthday!", "99 Nights!", and "The Silence Of The Lambs!".
• This episode was uploaded on Día de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) and the end of Daylight Saving Time.

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