Junior The Truck Driver!

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"Junior The Truck Driver!"

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Video Information

Channel:

SML

Video:

471 (channel)
1270 (overall)

Series:

SML Movies

Episode:

1051

Upload date:

October 2, 2024

(timeline: September 28, 2024)

SML Question:

"What is your favorite SML video of all time"?

**Video Chronology**
Previous:	Next:
"Cody's Big Move!" (upload date) "Jeffy Goes To A Diddy Party!" (timeline)	“Jeffy Dahmer!” (upload date) "Cody's Big Move!" (timeline)

**Prequel-Sequel Chronology**
Prequel:	Sequel:
"Junior's Stolen Birthday Present!" (Junior's 15th Birthday!)	"Junior's 17th Birthday!"

Synopsis[]

Junior is a truck driver!

Plot[]

The video starts with Junior's friends wishing Junior a Happy Birthday, which Junior thanks them. Joseph asks Junior what his dad got him for his birthday and Cody asks Junior if he got him a car, which Junior tells them that it is his 16th Birthday, and hopes that his dad got him a Corvette like he always wanted, but Cody tells him that his dad cannot afford a Corvette while Joseph tells him to be realistic, and instead suggests a Honda. Junior tells them that his dad had 16 years to save up money, and says that he definitely got him a Corvette as he then says that he can see the vision of him driving with the top down, with a hot girl in his passenger seat, but Penelope interrupts him, telling him that she's right there, which Junior tells her that she's the hot girl he's talking about but Penelope says "Mhm" in a upset tone. Junior then whispers to Joseph that he's not telling her, and he's talking about having a new girl, every single day, straight up "Road Dome", which Joseph tells him "I don't blame you dude". Braxton then comes in, wishing Junior a Happy Birthday, and says "Your finally 16 and grew some hair on your balls", which Junior thanks him, and asks him if he got him a gift as he then says "maybe a steering wheel". Braxton tells him that it has a "big ass steering wheel", causing Junior to think that he's getting a Corvette as he asks Cody if he knew that Corvettes are known for their big steering wheels, but Cody tells him that he doesn't think so. Junior then tells Braxton that he's ready to see it, which Braxton instructs him to close his eyes and walk down the stairs backwards, which Junior proceeds to do so as he and his friends start chanting the word "Corvette". After Junior goes to the stairs, off screen, Cody says that he's not getting a Corvette, and then Junior is heard, falling down the stairs, which Cody says that he shouldn't have walked down the stairs, backwards, with his eyes closed. Outside, Braxton tells Junior to turn around, which Junior does as he says Happy Birthday, revealing a Semi-Truck. Junior asks him if he got him the Semi-Truck for his first car, but Braxton tells him that he got him a career as he explains that he can make so much money with it, but Junior tells him that he wanted a Corvette, which Braxton asks him how a Corvette going to make him money as he then says "Why would I give you a fish when I could you how to fish" as he says that the Semi-Truck is a Fishing Pole. Junior then says "A fishing pole?", which Braxton asks him if he is a virgin, which Junio tells him that he is because he's 16. Braxton then tells him that all he has to do is pull it to a truck stop and be sworn with "lot lizard" as he says he used to get three at one time. He then tells him to go ahead and get in and he'll see him in 6 years and then leaves. Junior then says he doesn't know how to drive it as he proceeds to get into his Semi-Truck. Inside of Junior's Semi-Truck, Junior says he can't believe his dad got him a "Stupid Semi-Truck" for his 16th Birthday and then says that no one's going to be his friend after he drives it. He then asks how he even starts it as he managed to find where to start it, and then starts up the Semi-Truck, which Junior tells it "Easy girl, easy". Junior's radio then starts going off from an unknown guy, saying "Hey Trucker 457, do you copy, Trucker 457, do you copy", which Junior picks it up and says he does copy. The unknown guy then asks Junior what's his trucker sign and where he's from, which Junior tells him that this is "Puffy Cheeto" and he's coming from Florida. He then asks him "What you need Big Dog?, which the unknown guy answers, asking him what's he hauling, which Junior tells him that he's hauling two pigs and a pony, but has room for a caterpillar, which the unknown guy asks him if he can come by for a big load for Settle, which Junior tells him that he'll be there "two fortnights and a pickle", and then hangs up as he says he got to start driving as Junior then proceeds to start driving the Semi-Truck.

At the Red Couch, 3 months later, Cody tells Joseph that it has been a long time since they have seen Junior, and says that it's been like 6 months, which Joseph agrees with him as he says that he knows and he's worried about what happened to Junior, which Cody says that maybe his dad did actually get him the Corvette and he's just driving around with girls. This upsets Joseph as he says that he could of picked them up but Cody says that it's a two seater car, which Joseph agrees as both of them sit down. Junior then comes in, making sounds as he struggles to move, which Joseph and Cody are shocked about how fat he is now as Cody says "Jesus Junior, what happened to you?" while Joseph says "Dude, you're huge as hell", which Junior thanks Joseph as he then tells them that his dad got him a "big rig". Cody asks Junior if by big rig, he means an 18-wheeler, which Junior says yep and then says that he's a certified truck driver as he explains that he drives up and down the United States, looking for Bears "lot lizards", and then says he's living the dream. Cody then asks him why's he so fat, which Junior tells him that he's a truck driver, meaning he has to be fat as he explains that he drives 12 hours a day, and all he eats is McDonalds and Arby's, and if there's a Subway, he'll wait in line, but then look over at Arby's and get a Beef and Cheddar with curly fries. Cody then sniffs Junior and says "Oh god Junior, you stink", which Joseph agrees with Cody. Junior tells them that it's just how he smells as he explains that he's a truck driver, all truck drivers smell like that, and the only time they can shower is at the gas station, but Junior then asks why he would use a shower at a gas station as he says that it's disgusting and he would rather smell bad. He then explains that no matter what soap he uses, he always smells bad once he sits in his Semi-Truck again, and then says it's just the life and the smell of a professional truck driver. Cody asks Junior why he does it, which Junior says he got a 401k as he asks Cody if he has a 401k, which Cody says he doesn't. Junior then explains that he makes a lot of money as he says he makes 6 figures a year, but he's still broke. Cody then asks Junior why he's so broke, which Junior tells him that he has to pay Child Support, which shocks Cody as he asks Junior how could he possibly have a child as he says that it's only been 6 months, which Junior says he doesn't know as he says that as soon as he went to dropped his first load off, they handed him Child Support papers, and says that he's paying it on three kids. Cody then ask who does he even have a child with, which Junior was about to explain, but then Penelope starts saying "Junior!", which Junior says "Oh god, that's my life", which shocks Cody as he says "You're married to Penelope!?", which Junior tells him "As soon as you become a truck driver, you have to be married with a woman that's bigger then you". Penelope, who is now fat, comes in as she tells Junior that he owns her Child Support, but Junior tells her that he doesn't get paid until Tuesday, and then asks her why she's bigger then him, which Penelope explains that there's nothing to do while he's away, so she just eats snacks and watch Grey's Anatomy but Junior tells her that his job is to drive for 12 hours a day, and eat fast food, and then says "How are you possibly bigger than me" as he then says "There's no way, my job is to be fat, there's no way you're bigger than me". Penelope then tells Junior that she's sorry and that there's just nothing else for her to do, but Junior tells her "You go to the gym and be hot for me for when I get home" as he tells her that she doesn't see him except for twice a year, and then says that when he gets home, he wants a hot life to look at, and not " this big fat lard ass". Junior and Penelope then continue to argue until Junior says he's going to hit her, but Joseph says "No dude, I don't flame you" while Cody says that he can't hit her, but Junior says that truck drivers are allowed to beat their wife's as if their wife is bigger than them after they provide and drive all around the country, and they come home and their wife's are bigger than them, then they are allowed to hit them, which Joseph agrees as he says it's part of the Creed. Junior then walks up to Penelope as he goes to hit her, which Penelope tries to stop him, but they end up belly bumping each other until both of them fall down, which Joseph says it's going to take forever to pick their ass up as Joseph picks Junior up while Cody picks Penelope up. Junior and Penelope then argue some more until Junior says he has to get going as he has to get to Montgomery by 8:00 as he has to pick up Toilet Paper and deliver it to Nebraska, and he's already getting in trouble with his boss for falling asleep while driving, and Lightning McQueen slid out the back of his trailer, and he's lost now, which Cody tells him to check Radiator Springs, which Junior asks Cody if he know where he's at but Cody says it's a hunch. Junior then says he'll try to find Lightning McQueen to get him to the big race in California as he proceeds to leave the red couch.

Back on the road, Junior says that he's so tired, and then says "Let me drink some of my coffee" as he slurps his coffee that he got from McDonalds. Junior then gets a radio call from Pig Snout, asking if he copy's, which Junior picks it up and says "Hey Pig Snout, this is Puffy Cheeto", which Pig Snout asks what's wrong with him as he says that Junior sounds like he has an alligator in the wild, which Junior tells him that he saw his wife after 6 months and she's bigger than him. Pig Snout says "Welcome the club" as he laughs a little and then says "How she bigger than us", which Junior agrees as he says "Exactly, how is she bigger than us like my job is to sit here for 12 hours and eat fast food, how could you be fatter then me", which Pig Snout asks him if he hit her yet, which Junior says he did as he says that he had to pop her, which Pig Snout likes this as he says "Hell right, teach her a lesson". Junior then tells Pig Snout that he's getting really tired as he says he's over his hours but Pig Snout tells him "Don't you fall asleep, Don't you be a pussy", which Junior tells him he's not going to fall asleep and he's just going to drink his coffees and he had three 5-Hour Energy's but Pig Snout says it's not safe as he tells him that what he needs to do is do a little Cocaine but Junior tells him he doesn't know how to get Cocaine as he says that he has been talking to "lot lizards", trying to get them, and he's just going to drink more coffee, and tells him to hold up as he drinks his coffee, but then says his chest hurts as he then passes out, which concerns Pig Snout as he calls for him but then says "Oh shit, he done had a heart attack" and then the Semi-Truck is heard, crashing. At the hospital, Junior wakes up and asks what's happening, which Brooklyn Guy comes in and says "Oh hey, you're alive". Junior then tells him "All right doctor, what happened", which Brooklyn Guy explains to Junior that he had a heart attack from too much fast food and energy drinks while driving. Junior then asks if he crashed his Semi-Truck, which Brooklyn Guy says he did as he explains that he plowed into standstill traffic, and killed 27 people, which shocks Junior as he asks if he's going to jail, but Brooklyn Guy says he's not because he had a medical emergency. Junior then tells him that he has to get back to driving as he has to make it to Vermont by 7:00, but Brooklyn Guy tells him that he can't drive anymore, which shocks Junior as he asks how's he going to pay his Child Support as Penelope comes in, asking Junior if he's ok, but Junior doesn't answer as he asks her "How are you bigger than me" as he questions how she got even bigger, and then tells Brooklyn Guy that his job is to sit down and eat fast food for 12 hours a day, and then says "How is she bigger than me, it's like she trying to out fat me" but Penelope tells Junior that she's a little bloated because she's on her period. Junior then says he has to hit her, which Brooklyn Guy likes as he tells Junior to go head as he's a truck driver, and his job to be fat, and then says "How is she bigger than you", which Junior proceeds to hit her, only for them to belly bump each other again until both of them fall down again.

Characters[]

Junior
Joseph
Cody
Penelope
Barbara Guy
Brooklyn T. Guy
Braxton
Felipe
Juan
Joseph's Mother
Joseph's unnamed brother
P. Diddy (mentioned)
Lightning McQueen (mentioned)
Pigsnout (cameo on phone)

Trivia[]

This is the first video of October 2024.
This video was uploaded 2 years after "Who Hurt Jeffy?" and 6 years after "Bowser Junior's Walkie Talkie!".
The SML question was recycled from the previous episode.
Throughout the video, a remix of "Life Is a Highway" plays during driving scenes.
- This is the second video as of recent where Logan has used a song that was created by someone else, the previous time being in "Jeffy's Happy Song!". However, it is currently unknown if Logan purchased a license for the aforementioned remix of "Life Is a Highway" like he did previously with "My Happy Song".
This video was the celebration of Junior’s 16th Birthday.
The Female Immigrant that hops out of Junior's truck at 6:11 looks exactly like Joseph's Mother.
This is Felipe's first appearance since "Junior's Big Playtime 4".
This is Juan's first appearance since "Brooklyn Guy Gets Fired!".
This is the second time Junior gets fat in the Human Puppet era, his first being in "Fat Junior!".
This is Barbara's first appearance since "Jeffy's Lego Competition!".
This marks the return of the SML merch promo since "Jeffy's Mail Order Bride!".
Junior's cake reads "HAPPH BIRTHDAH".
Junior's occupation in this episode is based on Logan Thirtyacre's biological father's occupation.
- Some jokes in this video were also based on Logan and Tito joking around about truck drivers in the Chilly vlog "CHOOSE MY NEW HAIRSTYLE!"
Junior is the third character to have a 16th birthday video, with the first being Jeffy and the second being Cody.
Continuity from Bowser's Christmas Problem is present, as Junior dreamed of having a Corvette in both videos. However whether or not this is a coincidence remains to be seen given said video took place prior to the Human Puppet Era and that SML mostly runs on negative continuity.
This video reveals the fact that Joseph now has a brother, since the scene with Junior and Brooklyn Guy, has Joseph's Mother holding a baby. it is currently unknown if this will be elaborated on, since big events like this are often neglected in the SML continuity.
At one point, Junior encounters Barbara right before heading onto the I-110 (an interstate in California). This is unusual as Barbara lives in Florida, nowhere near the I-110. It's possible she travelled or that she was just meant to serve as a generic lot lizard.
Most scenes involving Junior driving the Semi-Truck were filmed with a greenscreen, although there are shots involving a real Semi-Truck.

Errors[]

Junior must be at the age of eighteen and receive a commercial driver's license before he can drive a semi truck.
Despite Junior's birthday being on September 28, the episode was uploaded on October 2. This is because it was replaced by "Cody's Big Move!".
- This is the third time such a video was uploaded past Junior's birthday. The first time was "Bowser Junior's 10th Birthday!", which was on December 1, and the second was "Bowser Junior's 21st Birthday!", which was on October 5.
- This is also the first time it happens in the human puppet era.
The 18-wheeler is yellow in the video, but in the thumbnail, it's red.
Junior claims at 5:29 that he has 3 kids with 4 different women, this makes no sense, so it is possible that Logan meant to say "4 kids with 3 women" or he could have meant that Junior had 3 kids per woman.
Brooklyn Guy doesn't realize that Junior has (non-canonically) married his daughter Penelope, and that Penelope is very fat.