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"Junior's Stepmom!" is the 1,069th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior gets a new mom!
Plot[]
The video starts with Junior asking his friends what they want to do today, which Joseph says they should go to Walt Disney World, but he says it in a way where Cody asks him if they are paying him because of the way he said it, which Joseph tells him that he read it on a brochure, and thought that's how your supposed to say it. Junior then asks who even goes to Disney World in November, which Joseph claims it's the perfect time to go because there are no lines, and it's not hot outside. Junior agrees with Joseph, saying he hates going to Disney World when it's hot outside as he then says "Let's go!" as he and Joseph were about to leave, but Cody asks them if they have money, which Junior and Joseph say no as Junior then says it would be like $500 for them to all go, but Cody says they can go door-to-door, selling gumballs as he brings in a small gumball machine for 25 cents each, which Junior doesn't like the idea as he asks Cody if he knows how long it would take to make $500, selling gumballs for 25 cents each, which Joseph agrees with him as he says "Dude, it would take forever". Cody then says "Actually, not as long as you think" as he pulls out a whiteboard with the numbered already crunched on it, which Cody says he already did it for them, so that they don't have to rack their brains. Cody then explains that if they sell gumballs for 25 cents each, assuming they sell two gumballs per house, they get 50 cents per house. He then explains that if they do that for 12 hours per day and spend 5 minutes per house, it means they get 12 hours per house, and they are doing 144 hoses per day, meaning they are selling 288 gumballs a day, which he says means they are getting $72 a day as he then says it would take them about 6.94 days to get $500, but if they take account for bathroom breaks, he would say it would take them 7 days to make $500. Joseph then says he got it open as he pours gumballs from the small gumball machine, and onto the Red Couch, which Junior starts eating them like a Hungry Hungry Hippo while Joseph says he wants the green ones, which this upsets Cody as he says there goes his profit. Junior then says "Let's just watch TV and eat gumballs" as he then turns the TV on, which shows an advertisement from Crystal, who says "Hey there big boy, are you lonely?" as she then says that there are a bunch of hot, blonde-hair, girls there, waiting to answer their calls, and whisper their fantasies as Crystal then shows the number, telling them to call now.
After the advertisement, Junior and Joseph are shocked about this as Junior asks if he and Cody think that there are actually hot, blonde-hair, girls, waiting for them, which Joseph says it has to be real because he claims that they can't lie because they are on TV. Cody then says that he thinks the girl in the commercial is real, but he doesn't think they have a call center full of "busty, hot babes" waiting to pick up. Junior then says they should call and test it out, but Cody says they probably charge $10 a minute, which Junior doesn't care as he says "I don't pay my dad's phone bill, it's going to charge it to his bill, so I don't care", which Joseph agrees with him as he says it's worth it and they should do it, but Cody says they should look and see if there's a mail version of it. Junior and Joseph get upset about it as they say that he's ruining it, which Junior then says he doesn't want to call dudes and if he does, he would just call his phone as Junior then gets his phone to call the number.
When Junior gets his phone, he dials the number as he tells them that it's ringing. The phone then gets picked up by a girl, who claims to be a "Sexy, blonde-hair. white girl", which this excites Junior as he says "Oh my god guys, she's real, she sounds so hot and white". Joseph tells him to put it on speaker as he wants to hear her, but Junior doesn't do that as he asks for her name, which the girl makes up the name "Mary" on the spot. This excites Junior more as he says "Mary the whitest girl name ever!". Joseph then asks if she means it like "Mary that had a little lamb", which she confirms that she means it like that as she then says she has a "Ram" that is tight and hairy. Cody then says he doesn't think she's talking about the animal as Junior then tells Joseph to back away as he was close to him, making a weird sound. Junior then tells Mary that it's him, Cody, and Joseph talking to her right now, which Mary says "Oh okay" as she then says that she's very lonely, which Cody tells her he's sorry to hear that as he says that he experiences loneliness himself so he knows what's she going through, which Cody then says he feels like a lonely, little Domino that when pushed, nothing happens, but Joseph tells him to stop trying to humanize her as he tells him to treat her the way she wants to be treated. After they talk to her for a while, Mary asks them how many tennis balls they think she can fit in her butt, which Junior guesses 8 while Joseph guesses 9. Cody then says he might have misread the situation as Braxton then comes in, asking Junior why there was a $20 charge for an ongoing phone call, which Junior tells Mary to keep putting the tennis balls in and count out loud, which Mary does that as Junior tells Braxton to not get mad, but there was a commercial that said they could talk to hot, white, blonde girls, which Braxton says "Wait white you say? Give me that phone" as he takes the phone and says "Hello who is this!?", which Mary tells him her name and that he sounds very sexy. Braxton then asks her what she looks like, which Mary tells him part of what she looks like, which interests Braxton as he leaves with the phone, telling Junior that he's going to take it to his room to handle some business. Junior then groans about it, but Cody tells him that he is the one paying for the phone call as he then wishes he could of saved her. Junior tells him that she doesn't want to saved because he claims she likes her job, but Cody tells him that nobody does the job because they love it as Junior says she's like a 911 operator. Cody then asks how, which Junior tells him that she helps people, but Cody says she does in a gross way. Junior then says that she's doing the world a service by helping people as he then sits down on the couch.
Braxton then comes back in, letting Junior know that he is getting married. Junior asks him who he's getting married to, which Braxton makes a joke as he says he's getting married to Mary, but then tells Junior to shut up because he ruins everything, which Mary hears this, but Braxton tells her "Not you baby, my stupid ass son, he just ruins everything, just keep counting please", which Mary continues counting as Braxton says that she's on 32 golf balls, which shocks Junior and Joseph as Junior tells him that she did tennis balls for them, but Braxton says he doesn't care and she's showing him a different skill. Junior then tells him that he can't get married to a sex-phone operator, but Braxton says he can as he explains that in the 10 seconds of being a phone with her, he learned so much and she's perfect for him. Cody asks him where she lives, which Braxton tells him she lives in the Philippines, which Joseph nods no while Cody says it doesn't sound very blonde and white, but Braxton says he's not going to judge her because they have good stuff there, which Cody says it's fair while Junior tells him that he knows nothing about her, which Braxton says he knows plenty about her as he then tells him to leave him alone as he's going to go on a flight to pick her up and bring her back. Cody then says "Wait, you have to go get her?", which Braxton says yeah, along with having to pick up her 16 year old son, which Braxton tells Junior that it means he's going to have a brother. Junior then tells him that he can't fly and pick up a woman he just met, but Braxton tells him that he's a grown man, and he do what he wants as he then leaves, which on the way out, he tells Mary to fill out her green card application and he's on the way to the Philippines. Junior then says his dad cannot be serious as he's marrying a woman he just met on the phone in the Philippines, which Cody says his dad is really lonely, and he hasn't been with a woman for years as he then says all he does is just sit in his room and watch TV. Cody then says this maybe be good for him, which Joseph then says Shadow was filling him up and she wanted his pipe, and she wanted to do the little grape thing with the bucket as he then says to not be mad when he sneaks off and do a little quicker with her. Junior then says he can have her because he doesn't want his dad marrying her, which excites Joseph. Junior then says they got to do something about this, but Cody asks what they can do about it as he says that his dad is a grown man, which Junior then says that she's trying to marry him to get a green card to enter America, which Cody agrees with Junior. Junior then says they have to go tell Chef Pee Pee, which Cody asks what's he going to do, which Junior tells him that he doesn't know as he then says Chef Pee Pee's smart and he can think of a solution, but Cody says he wouldn't say he's smart because he's a slave to Braxton, which this offends Joseph as he says he doesn't know if he can call his ass a slave, which Cody tells Joseph to calm down and he doesn't know what else to call him and explains that he doesn't get paid, he works for free, and he doesn't like his job. They then talk about this until Junior says they can ask him later, but they need to resolve the thing involving his dad and the woman first, which Cody agrees as they then proceed to go ask Chef Pee Pee.
At the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is seen, making a chalupa, which he says it's good. Junior, Cody, and Joseph then come in as Junior says hey to him, but Chef Pee Pee says not right now as he tells him that he's trying to heat up his chalupa from Taco Bell, but Junior doesn't care as he tells Chef Pee Pee that Braxton is getting married, which this shocks Chef Pee Pee as he asks who wants to marry his "lame ass", which Junior tells him that Braxton was talking to some sex phone operator in the Philippines and he's now marrying her. Chef Pee Pee laughs at this as he says it fits perfectly and he knew that he was sad but he didn't think he would go out that sad as he laughs some more, but then says he's not going to judge Braxton and let him be if he's happy, but Junior tells him that he just met her on the phone without having seen her face. Chef Pee Pee then says that at least he's going to get "some" and not slaving over the stove like he is, but Junior asks him if he can stop his dad from marrying her, which Chef Pee Pee says he can't stop him because he's a grown man and if he wants to marry the lady, then he can. Junior then asks what if she takes his job because she knows how to cook "Oompa Loompas", which this shocks Chef Pee Pee as he questions why she's cooking people, but Cody says he means Lumpia, which Chef Pee Pee understands it now as he then asks Junior if he never had Lumpia, which Junior says no as he then says apparently she's good at cooking as he then asks what if she's so good that Braxton fires him, which this shocks Chef Pee Pee as he then tells him that he might be on something. Cody then says that because he can be fired but he can't quit, he thinks it sounds like slavery, but Junior tells him to shut up about it and they'll deal with it in another video as he then asks Chef Pee Pee to make sure that his dad does not marry the women, which Chef Pee Pee says he'll make sure he doesn't marry her as he then leaves, saying she won't stay there forever. Junior, Joseph, and Cody then leave as Junior tells them that he told them Chef Pee Pee would help.
At the dining room, Braxton yells out for Junior to get in and meet his new mom and brother, which he tells Mary that his son's a brat so just bear with him as Junior then comes in, saying "Hey dad". Braxton then tells Junior to say hi to Mary, or as what he learned from her paperwork that her real name is Guadalupe, and her son Asanji, which Braxton says he's his new brother. Braxton then forces him to say hi to them, which Junior says hi to Guadalupe, which she Guadalupe says "Hello, very nice to meet you". Braxton then says she's a sweet lady and he's in the mile high club as he explains to Junior about that. Junior then asks him how does he know Guadalupe didn't marry him just to get a green card, which Braxton says it's because he knows it's true love and what he means, which Junior explains that she could of married him to get a green card and then leave him right after, which Guadalupe nods no while Braxton tells him that she has to be married with him for 3 years before she can leave, which he makes a demolition sex joke about this. Braxton and Guadalupe then leave as Braxton tells Junior to play with his brother, which Junior says Ok as he then tells Asanji to go up stairs as both of them then proceed to go upstairs.
At the Red Couch, Junior tells Cody and Joseph to meet his new stepbrother, Asanji, which Asanji says hey, but Cody tells him "No, no, hold on" as he says that there's only room for one guy with glasses in this "little click" as he then tells him to change his face before he changes it for him, but Junior tells Cody "You're not going to beat him up", which Cody tells him that he doesn't know that as he claims that he might think he's the leader. Joseph then says "where's the mom, how she look", which Asanji says "She mid but she go crazy on it", which Junior adds on to it, saying she's okay and she wasn't the ugliest woman he's ever seen, which makes Joseph interested about getting the hit from Junior's mom as he says he's going to be mad if his dad gets the hit before he does, but Cody tells them that they are already married, and he should probably lower his expectations. Chef Pee Pee then comes in as he asks Junior if his dad's here, which Junior says "Yeah, he's with his new wife in his room". Chef Pee Pee then leaves as he saying it's time to ruin it while Joseph can't believe he gets a turn and he doesn't. Chef Pee Pee, outside of Braxton's Room, saying there ain't no way she's going to take his job, but then leaves, repeatedly saying "Oh my god" because of the sounds coming from Braxton's Room. Chef Pee Pee then gets back on the couch as Junior asks him if he broke up his dad and the woman, but Chef Pee Pee says he couldn't because he seems pretty happy, content, and he's terrified and scarred as he then says he won't go near his room ever again as he then leaves. Asanji then says "Our Papa's going crazy" while Junior is disappointed that his dad is married to the woman for at least the next 3 years, but he guess it's a good thing since he's happy, which Cody agrees with him because that's what all matters. Joseph then says that he's eventually going to get his turn. Junior then says they should look for their own wives as he then tells Cody to call the number to see if they can get another girl, which Cody agrees as he then gets his phone, saying they won't charge him if he hangs up before a minute. Cody then calls the number to get Judy, who says "Hey there big boy, what's your name?" which Cody says his name. Judy then says that it's her son's name as she then asks how many tennis balls he thinks she can fit in her ass, which Tyrone then comes in as he gives him a hint while Cody is shocked about it being his mom. He then says "And dad?" when he realizes that the hint came from his dad. Tyrone then asks Cody what he's doing on the phone, which Cody then grunts as he hangs up, and sits down on the couch.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Crystal
- Braxton
- Chef Pee Pee
- Guadalupe (debut)
- Asanji (debut)
- Tyrone (cameo)
- Judy (cameo)
Trivia[]
- Guadalupe and Asanji are introduced as Junior's new step-mother and step-brother respectively.
- This video was uploaded 3 years after "Junior The Simp!", 8 years after "Forsaken", a decade after "Chef Pee Pee Quits! Part 2", and 16 years after "A MESSAGE TO ALL MY VIEWERS!!!".
- Cody references the Chef Pee Pee Quits! series.
- Cody doesn't know why the series wasn't finished. Logan has stated before that the next episode would require a boxing ring, However, "Jeffy The Wrestler!" and "Brooklyn Guy's Big Fight!" are 2 recent videos that use a boxing ring, so it is unknown why the next Chef Pee Pee Quits episode wasn't made within the timeframe of Logan renting the boxing ring. It’s possible since they’ve constantly moved and had to stop using the plushies, it wouldn’t make sense to continue the series, especially because they would have to use the current locations and puppets for the series.
- Cody also points out that it's unknown exactly why Chef Pee Pee is working for Braxton, as he is not happy and doesn't seem to be payed much. This isn't as much of a mystery as Cody seems to think, as it had been revealed in "Mario's Wig" that Chef Pee Pee had a 10-year slave contract, however it has now been 10 years since that video. It is possible that the contract was renewed, but it seems unlikely that Chef Pee Pee would agree to this.
Errors[]
- When Asanji says his mom "Goes crazy on it", Cody says this is a weird thing for Asanji to say about his mom. However, in "Cody's Sister!", Cody says very incestuous things about his sister Katy, with him seeing no issue with it. Another example of the severley flawed SML continuity as of recent.
- Joseph and Cody want to go to Disney World, even though in "Junior's Sad Disney Trip!", they said Universal Studios Florida is better, and they called Disney World gay, and also said that it was for little kids. It's possible that they either changed their minds or they are being hypocritical.
Poll[]
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