"Junior's Stealing Problem!" (stylized as "Junior's Stealing PROBLEM!") is the 1,054th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior and Cody want to be cool!
Plot[]
The video starts at Y U DUMB? Elementary School, where Junior states how much he hates school. Suddenly, PJ Crenshaw comes to his desk, crying, which shocks Junior and Joseph and they ask him what's wrong. PJ tells them that his girls left him because they found somebody ''cooler'' than him. Junior wonders how that could be the case, and PJ tells them that Bully was, apparently, cooler than him. Junior asks why PJ's girls left him, he tells him that apparently, Bully stole a bag of chips from the gas station by ''boofing them'', meaning that he shoved them up his ass.
At Bully's desk, the girls, who were once PJ's, are complimenting Bully for his act, until Junior comes up to him and asks if he really did steal them, which Bully confirms that he did. Bully then refers to himself as a "Boof Bandit, and Junior asks if he could be one as well. Bully just laughs in Junior's face and tells him that he must wait a few more years. This upsets Junior and he goes back to his desk.
Back at his desk, Junior compliments Bully, saying that he was cool, while Cody and Penelope disagree. Junior then says he wants to be as cool as Bully and suggests to his friends that they should be ''Boof Bandits''. Cody agrees with the idea, but Joseph isn't so keen on it. So, Junior and Cody go up to Bully and ask if they could be ''Boof Bandits'' alongside him. At first, Bully tells them to get lost, but after Junior bets him that he could fit a bag of chips in his ass, Bully tells the two to meet him at the Circle K gas station that night so they could prove themselves. This excites Junior, and he thanks Bully for the offer.
Outside at the gas station, Bully tells Cody and Junior that in order to prove that they can be "Boof Bandits", they had to go in the gas station store and ''boof'' a bag of chips. If they get caught, they weren't worthy of being called ''boof bandits'' and that they didn't shove them far enough. Junior agrees and the two make their way into the gas station.
Once they enter, Cameel Habib Habab greets them and informs them that the two were under video surveillance. Junior suggests they leave, but Cody refuses to give up. In an effort to not draw attention to themselves, the two start to openly talk about how much they loved the gas station and what they should get. Cody tries to shut Junior up, saying he was being weird, yet Junior tells him that he was the one being weird. In a fit of rage, Cody then throws Junior into a shelf. He notices Cameel looking at them and starts to act like nothing happened. They then go to the chip section and each of them grab a pack of chips, a bag of Fritos and a bag of Jalapeno Cheetos. Junior attempts to ''boof'' the chips, but fails to, as he doesn't know how. Meanwhile, Cody is shoving the chips up his ass with no difficulty. Cammel then notices the two, and Junior tells Cody to pull the chips out. However, he can't, as the chips were now stuck in Cody's ass. Junior attempts to pull the bag of chips out of Cody's ass, but Cody stops him, telling him that he had to distract Cameel so he could walk out the gas station.
Junior walks up to Cameel and asks him if he could find a drink for him, a ''green drink'' specifically, which is Mountain Dew. Cameel tells him that they have it and it's in the drink section, but Junior requests that he show him where the drink was. Cameel is happy to show him and shows him exactly where the Mountain Dew was. Suddenly, Cody exits the gas station, causing the door to beep. Junior tries to leave the gas station as well, but Cameel stops him, telling him that he thought he wanted a Mountain Dew. Junior lies, saying that he wanted ''Red Mountain Dew'', and he then leaves.
Outside the gas station, Cody shows off his bag of chips, which causes Bully and the girls to congratulate him. Bully asks Junior where his bag of chips was, and Junior tells him that he was playing as a decoy for Cody, causing Bully's girls to demean him. Bully tells him that he had to go back into the Circle K and ''boof'' the chips, and Junior decides to do it.
Back in the gas station, Junior motivates himself as Cameel welcomes him back and asks if he's going to actually buy something, which Junior tells him that he is definitely going to buy something as he realized that he might have the chips he's looking for, but if he doesn't have them, then he's not going to leave the store with anything, but if they do have the chips, then he'll buy them as he walks to the chips section. Junior then grabs a bag of Fritos as he sits them down and tells himself to do what Cody did as he tries to put them in his ass, but then gets stopped by Brooklyn Guy, who tells him "Can you cover over here for a second, I need to talk to you", which Junior goes, saying that he can't believe he got caught.
At the Hot Dog rollers, Brooklyn Guy says he's going to ask him about the Hot Dogs as he's working the night shift tonight, and he hasn't eaten anything and nothings open, so he's wondering if he should eat the Hot Dogs but he's worried that he might get sick. Junior then asks him if he's going to buy him one, but Brooklyn Guy says he's going to eat both, but they're not going to be warm since the roller isn't on and he doesn't want to get sick, and then asks if he would eat those Hot Dogs, which Junior points to a Hot Dog and says "I wouldn't eat that one", which Brooklyn Guy agrees as he says it looks like "a poop" and he'll just take the other one then. Junior then thanks him as he goes back to shoving his bag of chips in his ass but gets stopped again by Brooklyn Guy, holding a cup of coffee, which he asks him what he's doing, which Junior tells him that he was feeling the bag of chips with his ass. Brooklyn Guy then asks why he was feeling them with his ass, which Junior makes up a lie about how Fritos is giving away marbles in every few packs of Fritos, and Fritos doesn't tell them what bag has the marbles in it, so he was feeling them with his ass, which Brooklyn Guy asks him why he was feeling them with his ass and not his hands but Junior tells him that if your feeling them with their hands, they might break the Fritos but the pressure of their ass doesn't break the Fritos but it feels the marbles, which excites Brooklyn Guy as he asks him if he can hold his coffee as he says he's going to try that, but Junior tells him that his mom is waiting in the car, and it doesn't have AC so he's got to go. Brooklyn Guy then sits on the bag of Fritos after Junior leaves to try feeling with his ass but got upset as he can't believe that Junior lied to him and his ass broke the Fritos. Cameel then yells out "Hey, you got to pay for that", which upsets Brooklyn Guy more.
Outside at the gas station again, Bully tells Junior that he doesn't see any chips, which Bully's other girl says "He didn't do it" as Maria says it's because Junior's a "pussy" but Bully tells them to hold on as he says that they maybe be shoved far up his ass that they can't see him as he then says that maybe he achieved "Maximum Boofage", which shocks his girls but Junior tells him that he couldn't steal them because there's a cop in there. Bully then says that if he can "Boof" Infront of a cop, then he would be a "Boss Boofer", but his girls say he's not going to do it as Maria says it's because Junior's a "Pussy" as they all laugh at Junior, causing him to get upset as Junior says he's going to do it to prove them wrong as he then leaves to go do it.
Back in the gas station again, Junior says "Screw this" as Cameel welcomes him back but Junior tells him "Whatever" as he goes to grab a bag of Fritos to steal, but gets stopped by Brooklyn Guy, who asks him if he's trying to steal them, which Junior tells him no and asks why, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he lied to him about the marbles and the Fritos as he says that he googled it and it's not really a thing. He then says that the only reason he would be lying is if he was trying to shove them up his ass to steal them. Junior then tells him no but then admits he was stealing them to impress his friends after Brooklyn Guy told him to not lie to him. Brooklyn Guy then talks about another way of stealing, which is consuming a product he wants to steal, and then goes to the bathroom before leaving to piss and shit in the toilet so he leaves it in the toilet as he explains that it's only stealing if it leaves the building and by leaving it in the toilet, it's not counted as stealing. After Brooklyn Guy and Junior talk about this, Brooklyn Guy asks Junior if he's going to eat the Fritos and them out but Junior tells him no and he's just going outside to steal. Brooklyn Guy then walks to the checkout counter to ask for the Bathroom key as Junior runs out with his bag of Fritos, which Brooklyn Guy tells him that he has to shit so much but Cameel tells him no as he explains that every day, Brooklyn Guy eats the hot dogs in the back, drink his slushy, and then piss and shit. Brooklyn Guy and Cameel then argue until Cameel demands Brooklyn Guy to leave (Brooklyn Guy also tells him that Junior is stealing, something that Cameel doesn't care about) which Brooklyn Guy does so after arguing some more.
Outside at the gas station again, Junior says "Okay, I did it, look" as he shows Bully the bag of Fritos that he stole, which impresses everyone because Junior stole them infront of a cop. Bully's other girl then says "Let's all chant that Junior's cool" as they all proceed to chant that Junior's cool until Bully stops them as he goes to smell the bag of Fritos, only to release Junior didn't "boof" them as Bully says "Wait a minute, you didn't boof those at all, they don't smell like shit", which Junior tells him that he still stole them, and that's the cool part, but Bully disagrees as he says that the cool part is putting them in their ass as his girls then say that He is not cool. Cody then says that the whole point was to put them in his ass. Junior then says that he still stole them and he tried to but Bully says he's lame as he then tells everyone to come on as they proceed to leave Junior at the gas station. Junior questions if they are serious as he then says he's just going to take them back.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Bully
- Cameel Habib Habab
- PJ Crenshaw
- Maria Sanchez
- Unnamed Girl
- Penelope
- Brooklyn T. Guy
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded 1 year after "Jeffy's Cat Throw Up!", 3 years after "Jeffy's Tattoo Problem!", 9 years after "The Burger!", and 10 years after "Black Yoshi and The Birds Episode 7".
- This is Cameel Habib Habab's first appearance since "Goodman's Apple Vision Pro!".
- This is one of the rare videos where the red couch is completely absent.
- Speaking of this, it is the first video without the red couch since "Summer School! Part 3".
- This is the second video that revolves around Junior stealing, the first being "Junior The Thief!". Coincidentally, they both share the same thumbnail pose for Junior, first seen in "The Cover Up!".
- This is also the second time Junior stole something from a gas station, the first being "Bowser Junior's Candy Bar!" when Junior stole a candy bar.
- A moment akin to the episode "PJ Crenshaw!" happens in the beginning of this video, where PJ becomes uncool to the other students and is replaced by Bully, similar to what happened to Roy Gethard in the aforementioned video. It is currently unknown if PJ will remain uncool from this episode on.
- However, PJ Crenshaw is seen with his girls in "Cody's Lunchly!".
- This episode was uploaded on the 40th anniversary of Thomas & Friends.
- The is the first video with the new Convenience Store room.
- The first BTS video got on YouTube's trending page.
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