"Junior's Pizza Company!" is the 776th episode of SML Movies.
Synopsis[]
Junior starts a pizza company!
Plot[]
The video starts off with Junior and his friends at the red couch while they brainstorm ideas for the day. Everyone says that they are hungry, and Cody points out that they can order a pizza. Junior says a pizza delivery would take forever, and wished that there was a pizza place that could deliver pizzas fast. Cody says nothing is faster, but then, Junior gets an idea. He says it is a billionaire idea, maybe trillion dollar idea. He asked what would happen if he made a pizza place that delivered pizzas fast. Joseph says that idea is dope, but Cody shuts the idea down because they don't know how to make pizza. Junior punches Cody in response, and says that "They don't need to know how to make pizzas," but they need to know how to deliver fast. They say each pizza should be delivered in ten minutes. Cody says that it would be impossible, because making pizzas takes a long time to make, and Junior punches him again. Junior tells him Chef Pee Pee can pre-make 10 DiGiorno pizzas so they'll always be ready and then they can just deliver it. Cody tells him not to deliver cold pizzas, and Junior was about to hit him once again, but Cody tells him not to. Junior says it won't be cold, and then hits him. He says that he'll put it in the microwave. Cody tells him it won't be worth the money, because someone can just order an actually good pizza from an actually good pizza place. Junior doesn't care about the quality though, he says he wants the purpose to deliver fast. Cody tells him that there is better pizza, but then Junior gets mad and says that he'll sell pizza for one-thousand dollars. Cody says that no one will pay for that, but Junior says they'll get their money back if it delivers in more than ten minutes. Cody says that he will just give them money he doesn't have, but Junior knows this, and says that he will simply, "Run away." Cody asks how they'll deliver that fast anyway, and Junior says that Jeffy can drive, and that he will drive super fast. Cody shuts down that idea as well, and starts talking about trains. Junior misunderstands and asks why they should take trains, because they are super slow. Cody tells him what he meant, and Junior says to drive around the train. Cody tells him that it would take too long, so Junior says to build a ramp. Junior then gets frustrated and asks why he is talking about trains, because all that the business is about is delivering fast pizzas. Junior says it will be awesome because someone has the chance to get 1,000 dollars. Junior says that the pizza delivery will be fast if he's like Sonic the Hedgehog, but Cody tells him that he isn't. Junior says to make a commercial, and talk about the money, which is receiving 1,000 dollars if it is delivered in more than 10 minutes. He says everyone will tell their friends. He says with the cycle, he will make billions of dollars. Cody asks if they can make pizzas before they make the commercials, and Junior agrees. Then they all run to the kitchen.
When everyone gets into the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee is seen talking about the meat he is cooking. Junior asks what he is doing, and he changes his voice to says that he is making meatloaf. Junior asks if he can make him and his friends 10 DiGiorno pizzas, and Chef Pee Pee says no, because he is already making Meatloaf. Junior says he needs it, but Chef Pee Pee still won't make him any. Junior tells him why they need the pizzas, but Chef Pee Pee says he won't be a chef for them. Junior tells him that he will make five-hundred dollars an hour, and Chef Pee Pee then agrees. Cody tells Junior they can't afford that, because no one is going to buy 1,000 dollar pizzas. Cody says there is no way they can deliver the pizzas that fast, but then the camera moves to Jeffy, and Jeffy starts talking about how fast his car is. Junior says that Cody doesn't understand that they have everything under control, and then tells him to help with the pizza commercial.
Junior is seen at the red couch with his friends again while he is holding a camera. He says that before he makes the commercial, he needs to name the pizza place. Cody tells him to name it "Bankrupt," because that's what is going to happen after they make the company. Joseph says to name is "Abracadabza," and Junior instantly loves the idea. He says that it will be like magic because of how fast it is going to deliver, like it comes out of no where. Cody says that the name sucks, and that it doesn't sound good. Jeffy says to name it "Dirty diaper stink pizza," but Cody says no one will want to order because of the name. Jeffy then says "Dirty diaper stinks sh*t pizza." Cody says that the name is even worse. Junior says to name it "Speedster's pizza," because the pizza will be delivered very fast. Cody agrees, but then Junior thinks of "Little Hungry Papa Speedster's Hut Pizza." Cody gets confused but Joseph thinks that it is unique. Cody asks if he really wants to be sued, but Junior says that everyone will think about their company, instead of the competition. Cody says that it is hard to remember, and doesn't roll off the tongue, but Junior makes that the permanent name anyway. They then decide to go film the commercial.
The commercial starts off with Cody talking about how "hungry" he is, while he is very clearly trying to lie to the camera. He says that he really wants a pizza, but he wishes that it didn't take so long to deliver. Suddenly, a piece of paper saying "POOF," is shown onscreen, while Jeffy puts pizza in front of Cody. Cody makes a very surprised "Woahhhhh," and says that the pizza got delivered so fast, and asks who delivered the pizza that fast. Junior comes onscreen with a bent bib, and asks Cody to fix it for him, and says the name of the pizza place, while he keeps messing it up. He says that, that company delivers pizza that fast, and then Jeffy starts laughing, and Junior what he thinks. Jeffy's opinion on the pizza was, "Pizza!" Junior says that if anyone orders a pizza, it will be delivered in 10 minutes or less, or he'll pay them 1,000 dollars. Cody says that "That's insane!" Junior says that if they get it delivered in less than 10 minutes, the costumer owes them 1,000 dollars, and Cody says that's also insane. Junior says that it is the fast way, and the SML crew starts laughing, while Junior goes off screen. When the camera is pointed at Cody, he says to call a number, and a piece of paper saying "555-4765" shows up. Cody sees the phone number and asks if it is his phone number, and the phone number is moved away from him so he doesn't see it. Cody says that he doesn't want anyone calling his phone number, and the phone number is moved off screen.
After the commercial is over, Junior asks his friends what they think, and Joseph thinks he did a good job holding the camera. Cody thinks that he should edit the number out though. Junior says he will, but Cody tells him to do it now, but it was too late, because it was already taken to the TV station. Cody asks how he got the commercial on air, and Junior says he told them that Cody was dying of a disease. Joseph gets worried over nothing, because Cody isn't dying. Junior says to sit back and wait for the phone to ring so they can deliver pizzas. Cody says no one will call, but he gets a call on his phone. Cody asks why people are calling him, because Junior said that the number was edited out, but he lied. Turns out, Mr. Goodman had called him, asking for a pizza. Though he had lived across town, and that the delivery is 30 minutes away, and that there is no way he makes it on time. Cody says that he is right, and Mr. Goodman tells him to just go. Cody hangs up and tells Junior that they need to deliver a pizza now. Junior asks if it was a costumer, and Cody says that it was. Junior tells everyone to run over to the kitchen for Chef Pee Pee.
Junior runs to Chef Pee Pee repeating his name, saying he needs a pizza at that moment. Chef Pee Pee opens the oven, and it was burnt. Junior tells him that he burned it, but Chef Pee Pee says it was an accident, he had got distracted about his pay. Cody says they can't deliver burnt pizza, but Junior says they never said that the pizza was going to be good, and that they just need to deliver it. Junior tells Chef Pee Pee to just put it into a box, but there is no box, so he tells him to deliver it in the Digiorno box. Cody tells him not to, because he is going to know that it is Digiorno. Junior says it doesn't matter. Chef Pee Pee puts it in the box and they run to the door.
When they run outside, they realize that it's raining, but there was a problem. Jeffy was told by Marvin not to drive in the rain, and that he is scared. Junior tells Cody to just call Mr. Goodman and tell him that it's raining, but Cody says no, and that he will not care that it's raining, he just wants 1,000 dollars. Junior says that they can walk, but Cody tells him that he lives 30 minutes away by car. While Cody is saying that though, thunder struck, which may not be intentional. Cody is surprised by the thunder, but says that they need to deliver the pizza fast. Junior doesn't know what to do, but he gets an idea. He tells everyone to go upstairs, and they all run.
Junior says to just wait on the red couch, and the pizza will get delivered. Cody says they don't have time, they only had 5 minutes left. Junior says to be patient, and the solution will come. Right after he says that, Brooklyn Guy comes in as a cop, and Junior asks him to deliver a pizza. Brooklyn Guy says that he is a cop, and he won't do that, but Junior says he will pay him 300 dollars if he delivers the pizza in 5 minutes. Brooklyn Guy agrees, but Cody says it would be impossible. Brooklyn Guy says he has a police car, and that he can deliver the pizza. Junior tells him the plan and Brooklyn Guy starts delivering the pizza. When Brooklyn Guy leaves, Cody says he will not be able to make it, and that even if he does, they are losing 800 of their dollars.
Mr. Goodman is seen timing the pizza delivery, and right when it hits 10 minutes, the pizza is delivered. But there was a problem, the deliver was 42 milliseconds late. Brooklyn Guy doesn't care, but Mr. Goodman wants to round up, and says that he was a second late, and asks for 1,000 dollars. Brooklyn Guy asks why he would give him 1,000 dollars, but Mr. Goodman says that's part of the guarantee. Brooklyn Guy didn't know that, and Mr. Goodman tells him to pay him.
Cody asks Junior if he thinks that Brooklyn Guy made it in time, and Junior says that he did, because he is a cop, he can break all of the laws. An angry Brooklyn Guy comes into the room with his mad eyelids on. He says he was one second late, and had to pay 1,000 dollars, because of Junior's promise. Junior says that he should have just drove faster, but Brooklyn Guy got stopped by a train while driving 125 miles. Junior asks why he didn't go around the train, and Brooklyn Guy says that the train was too long. Brooklyn Guy started talking about how he counted cars, and drove over speed bumps, and that Junior and his friends owed him 1,000 dollars. The video ends with the friends quietly walking away and Brooklyn Guy threatening to sell the camera and the couch.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Chef Pee Pee
- Mr. Goodman
- Cody
- Joseph
- Jeffy
- Brooklyn Guy
- Marvin (indirectly mentioned)
- Sonic the Hedgehog (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This video was uploaded 15 years after "Super Mario Galaxy Review".
Errors[]
- At 9:02 Pablo's face can be seen.
- Mr. Goodman says Brooklyn Guy is 1 second late delivering his pizza, although he rounded incorrectly, as 0.42 seconds would round down to 0 seconds. Though he probably did it on purpose so he wouldn’t have to pay the $1,000.
- Brooklyn Guy arrived at Goodman's doorstep with the stopwatch at 09:59:89. Therefore, he actually made it under 10 minutes, if at the bare minimum.
- Brooklyn Guy was actually 5 minutes late since he arrived to Junior's house after Cody said that there was 5 minutes left to deliver the pizza.
- The side of the 2nd BTS thumbnail is not completely rendered properly as something on the right side can be seen.
- However this was a picture of the 1st BTS thumbnail when the thumbnail was overlapped.
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