"Junior's Low Taper Fade!" is the 1,100th episode of SML Movies. It's also a collaboration special with the mobile game Dragon City.
Synopsis[]
Junior gets a low taper fade!
Plot[]
The video starts at the Red Couch at Junior's House, where Cody is telling Junior to hurry up as they are going to be late for school, and adds how they all meet up at Junior's House, and walk to school together avoid stranger danger. Junior then comes in with messy hair, saying he's ready to go. Both Joseph and Cody hold in their laughter, which Cody asks what's wrong with his hair. Junior acts confused as Cody and Joseph make fun of it, with Joseph describing him as the guy who shot up the Aurora Colorado theater during the Batman movie. Junior then asks if it looks bad and his friends tell him to get rid of it immediately. Junior says he'll get a haircut after school, and when he goes to Y U DUMB? Elementary School, he sees Penelope tell make fun of his hair, saying he looks like a clown. The class continues laughing about Junior. Jackie Chu then tells the class that they are going to be learning about Lunar New Year that is happening next week. He then decides to look up why it's the year of the snake as he then tells the class they can talk amongst themselves quietly, but no "creaming". Meanwhile, the class is still laughing about Junior's hair. Cody sees Joseph texting, which Joseph says he's texting Crime Stoppers because he feels like Junior is about to do something and he wants the reward money. The video then cuts to the Dragon City sponsor.
After the Dragon City sponsor, Bully starts making fun of Junior's hair. Bully and Junior start roasting each other, which Bully says his hair is the color of a traffic cone as he points to a classroom decoration about the color orange, as Junior and Bully then continue exchanging insults before Bully then tells Junior to get out of his face before he kicks his ass, which Junior challenges him, which Junior says he noticed that his eyes are red and he's scared. PJ Crenshaw then says "Guys stop it". This shocks Junior and Bully as PJ then tells Junior to come over and let him talk to him for a second as he then tells a girl to "cracker him", which the girl grabs a Animal Cracker, and puts it in his mouth. Junior then says "You asked to see me", but PJ says he's not done as he then spits it out, saying he eats his Animal Crackers like Sunflower Seeds as he then asks what's he doing with his haircut, which Junior says he knows it's long before PJ then says he looks like a fool, which one of his girls says it's true as PJ then says even his ladies agree. Junior then says he's going to get a haircut after school, which PJ says he better as people are looking at him, and when people are looking him, they are not looking at PJ, and it doesn't make him happy as he then asks his ladies "That doesn't make PJ very happy does it ladies?", which both Maria Sanchez and the other girl say "No". PJ then says when he's not happy, he doesn't enjoy his Animal Crackers as much, which makes him mad as he then asks his ladies "What happens when I get mad?", which both Maria and the other girl says "He gets angry" as PJ then asks "What happens when I get angry?", which both Maria and the other girl says "He gets mad" as PJ then says it's a vicious cycle between mad and angry. PJ then asks Junior if he's trying to make him angry, which Junior says he's not as PJ then tells Junior he better go home and fix his hair. Junior says he'll go right now, which PJ tells him to scram as Junior then asks for a Animal Cracker, but PJ says no because of his hair, but agrees to maybe let him have an elephant Animal Cracker if he fixes his hair. Junior then zooms out of the classroom, saying he'll get a haircut right now as the video then cuts to Chef Pee Pee, cooking some chicken, which he puts some seasoning on his. Junior then runs in and says "Chef Pee Pee, Chef Pee Pee!", which Chef Pee Pee says "Not right now" before then asking if he's supposed to be in school. Chef Pee Pee then points at Junior, and laughs out loud as he then makes fun of Junior's hair. Junior then asks Chef Pee Pee if he can take him to get a haircut so people can stop making fun of him, which Chef Pee Pee says he will as he says no one deserves to get bullied for having a hairstyle like his, which Junior thanks Chef Pee Pee as he and Chef Pee Pee then leave. The video then cuts to a barbershop, where Tyrone ask's Junior what brings him to his barbershop, which Junior says he needs a haircut as Chef Pee Pee then says "Yeah look at him, he's ugly as hell", which Tyrone agrees, saying he has a future shooter look as Junior then asks why everyone keep saying that, which Tyrone says it's obvious as he says it looks like he's about to pick up a gun and go to town. Tyrone then asks what hairstyle he wants, which he suggests Mohawk and Bald, which Junior stops at Bald, saying he's never going bald, but Pooby says it's not that bad as Tyrone then asks if he wants dreads, which Junior says no as he says he thinks his friend Cody has that. Tyrone then thinks and says "Oh how about a Low Taper Fade?". This interests Junior as he asks what's that, which Tyrone says it's the best hairstyle ever, he'll get all the hoes, and be the coolest kid ever, which Junior says he wants to do that, which Tyrone says "Let's get started" as he then grabs his clippers, and gets started on cutting Junior's hair.
Meanwhile at School, Penelope says Junior's haircut is so ugly, which Joseph agrees, saying it has to be the ugliest haircut on Earth, but Cody says he doesn't know about that as he says somebody has to have an uglier haircut as Earth is massive. Junior then comes in, saying "You know what else is massive?", which everybody is shocked about seeing Junior's new haircut, including Bully, who says he wishes he had a Low Taper Fade. Junior tells them to calm down as it's just a massive haircut as Cody then asks Junior if he can sign his head as he doesn't have enough hair for a Low Taper Fade while Joseph asks if he wants his hat, but Penelope says that will cover his Low Taper Fade, which Joseph then says he'll never do that and questions what he was thinking. Cody, Joseph, and Penelope then asks Junior to marry them as it gets PJ's attention, which PJ asks his ladies what's the "Ruckus Puckus" going on behind him as he then says "Vivian, go check it out and report back to me", which the girl says ok as she then checks it out, which she says "Oh my god!" and stays there. PJ then asks Maria why didn't the girl report back, which Maria says she doesn't know as she then asks if he wants her to check it out, which PJ says yeah as Maria then check it out, which she gets shocked about what she sees and stays there. PJ then says "You ladies are going to make PJ turn around, and PJ doesn't like turning around for nobody" as he then turns around and gets shock, which he turns back around and says "Junior got a Low Taper Fade!? No, I wanted him to get a haircut so people would stop looking at him and now everybody's looking at him as he then leaves his desk, saying he can't let it happen. Everyone is now admiring Junior's haircut, saying "Ooo, ahh" as PJ then comes over and asks Junior what's he doing, which Junior says he got a haircut like what he told him as he then thanks him as he says everyone loves it. PJ says he thought he was going to get his normal haircut back, not a Low Taper Fade, but Junior says the guy at the barbershop said if he got it, he would be the coolest kid in the world. PJ says that's not what they agreed upon as he says he doesn't get a Animal Cracker, which Junior says is fine with him as he says he would rather have the women look at him like what they're doing. PJ then says "Yeah, cuz you're stealing all the huzz", which Junior says "Yeah, the huzz love my haircut" as he asks "Ain't that right huzz?", which Penelope, Maria, and the other girl says Yeah as PJ then says "Yeah, I'm sure they do" as he tells his ladies how about they go back to his desk and eat some animal crackers, but one of his ladies says no and she wants to look at the haircut while Maria says "Haircut boy". PJ then says they can actually eat some of his Animal Crackers, but the other girl says "No thank you! We're okay!" while Maria says "Haircut". This pisses PJ off as he asks if they want to go home with him or if they want to stay and look at "Haircut boy", which both of his ladies say "Haircut boy", causing PJ to crash out, saying he's not sharing his Animal Crackers with none of them as he then asks "You think you could do this to me!?" as he then says they are going to be eating Salty Crackers and Pelican Bay when he gets through with them as he then goes back to his desk. Junior says he didn't know what he was saying as he then says "But keep looking at my hair", which Cody, Joseph, Penelope, Maria, and the other girl all say "Ooo, ahh" in admiration of Junior's haircut. Jackie Chu then comes back in, telling the class that he looked up what the snake means for Luna New Year, and apparently if your nice to a snake, you get good luck, but if your mean to a snake, and you kill a snake, then you have bad luck for the whole year as he then says "Whatever the fuck that means" as he then notices Junior's Low Taper Fade, which Jackie Chu likes it as he then comes over while everyone is saying "Ooo, ahh" in admiration of Junior's haircut. Jackie Chu tells Junior because of his haircut, no one in the class has to do homework tonight, which excites everybody as Junior then says "Ladies, come back to my house to cuddle" as they all leave the classroom.
At Junior's Bedroom, Penelope says he's so hot, which Maria agrees as the other girl then asks Junior if he can show "it", which Penelope agrees, saying "Yeah Junior, can we see it" while Maria says "Yeah". Junior asks if they want to see "it", which Penelope, Maria, and the other girl all say "Yeah", which Junior says "Okay" as he then turns around, which everyone gets excited as Junior then turns back around, saying "Yeah that's right, oh man look at me living the dream" as he then says some men are dying of thirst, and he's sitting here drowning. He then asks Penelope why she's ok with him laying with so many girls, which Penelope says it's because he has a Low Taper Fade and if it's not her, it'll be someone else. Junior says "That's right" as he then says "All right, let's do what normal people would do in this situation" as they all then fall asleep. Suddenly, PJ sneaks into Junior's Room, holding some clippers, which he goes right up to Junior, turns the clippers on, and cuts Junior's Low Taper Fade off. The video then cuts to later, where Junior says "Ladies, I just woke up with a wet chubby", which Cody comes out of Junior's blanket, saying "Your Welcome". All the girls then notice that Junior no longer has his Low Taper Fade, which they all react in disgust, which Junior says "All right ladies, calm down, I know he's gay but don't make fun of him", which Penelope says his Low Taper Fade is gone as Maria then says "Let's get out of here ladies" as they all then leave. Junior then asks Cody if his Low Taper Fade is really gone, which Cody says it's gone, but it's ok as he still has him. This disappoints Junior as he says "Damn it, I wonder what happened to it", which Cody says he doesn't know. Junior then says "Let's go eat some breakfast", but Cody says it's okay as he had a "Heaping load of Oatmeal". Junior looks around and asks where he got it from, which Cody says it was made "inhouse" as Cody then makes a Junior pun, saying "Junior Oats".
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Penelope
- Jackie Chu
- Bully
- PJ Crenshaw
- Maria Sanchez
- Vivian
- Chef Pee Pee
- Tyrone
- Pooby
Trivia[]
- This is the 1100th SML Movie.
- This video was uploaded a year after "The Stake Out!", 5 years after "Chicken!", and 9 years after "Mario the Babysitter!".
- This video was uploaded on the 9th anniversary of Jeffy's Introduction, even though he does not appear in this episode.
- This video is a reference to the streamer Ninja, and a popular meme about the Low Taper Fade.
- This is Penelope, Bully, and PJ Crenshaw's first appearances in 2025.
- This is Penelope and Bully's first appearance since "The Christmas Play!". This is also Bully's first speaking role since "Junior's Stealing Problem!".
- This is PJ Crenshaw's first appearance since "Cody's Lunchly!".
- This is the first sponsored video since "Magic Marvin!".
- Additionally, this is the first sponsored video of 2025.
- This video is similar to "Handsome Jeffy!".
- This is one of a few videos where Brooklyn Guy is absent.
References[]
- When Joseph describes Junior's hair, he references the shooter from the 2012 Aurora theater shootings for The Dark Knight Rises. This is the fourth SML video to reference this, with the first being "The Big Thanksgiving", the second being "Bowser Goes to the Movies!", and the third being "Bowser Junior's Clown Car!".
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