"Junior's Big Playtime 5" (stylized as "Junior's BIG PLAYTIME 5) is the 1,113th episode of SML Movies and the fifth episode of Junior's Big Playtime, the reboot of Bowser Junior's Playtime.
Synopsis[]
Junior plays pretend house.
Plot[]
The video starts at the Red Couch, where Junior is asking Joseph and Cody what they want to do today. Cody says they should build a robotics smart machines set as he brings it in, which he says they can build different kinds of robots as he lists what they could build before Junior then peeps in, wearing a mustache, which Cody says playtime's cool too as Junior then leaves as Playtime then starts.
Scene 1: Mexican Dinner[]
Josephine, Sally, Junior, and Felipe are seen, eating some dinner. Josephine asks Sally how was school, which Sally was says it was ok, and she got a C on her test, which makes Josephine upset as she says she can't believe she got a C as she asks how is she going to communicate with her future step-dad as she then suggests she probably should ask him for help on her homework because he speaks really good Spanish. Felipe tries to say something, but Sally says "Mom, I have no idea what's he saying" as Junior then says he thinks the schools should teach their kids English and not "that made-up Mexican bullshit". Josephine then yells at Junior, demanding to know why he's smoking in the kitchen as she says he knows she has asthma, but Junior asks why she's bringing Mexicans to the dinner table as he then says "You know I have asthma against Mexicans at my dinner table that you're banging", which Sally tells Junior that smoking is really bad for him, only for Junior to say "You know what else is bad for you?", which he answers, saying "Being in a country that you don't have legal papers to be a fucking citizen in" as he stares at Felipe. Josephine then asks Junior if he knows what else is bad for him, which she says "Not being able to provide for your damn family, cuz you're a drunk hillbilly", which Junior fires back, saying "You know what else is bad for you? Banging a Mexican, and bringing them to my dinner table when he's not supposed to be in this country", which shocks Josephine as she asks why he keeps bringing up his race, which Junior says he's just bringing up that he's Mexican, only for Josephine to tell him that it's his race as Sally then says he says that a lot, which Josephine agrees, saying "everytime!". Junior then says he's just glad that he voted for someone that's going to clean up the country, and stop people from banging his wife who are Mexican as he looks at Felipe. Josephine tells Junior that he needs to worry about getting a job, which Junior says he's sitting by the phone, waiting for the many jobs he applied for to call him back, but Josephine claims no one's going to call him because he's a drunk, racist, which Junior says he's only drunk, but then says "And racist", which Josephine yells out "See!" as the phone then rings, which Junior tells everyone that the phone is ringing, and he's going to answer it because it's a job as he then tells everyone to shut up. Junior then picks up the handset, which a girl answers with "Hello, is this Junior?", which Junior yells out "Oh my god, it's immigration, run run run", causing Felipe to scream and run off as Josephine asks Junior if it's really immigration, which Junior says it's not and he's just kidding, which upsets Josephine as she says she doesn't know if Felipe even has his papers, which Junior says he doesn't as he returns to his call, saying "Oh yes, this is Junior", which the girl explains that they are calling in regards to the job application that he submitted earlier today as she says they are wanting to possibly interview him for tonight. Junior says he can do it tonight, which the girl says perfect as she then asks what time is perfect for him tonight, which Junior says he can do it right now as he says "Anything to get me away from my ugly, ass family". The girl says "Perfect" as Junior then says "All right, see you soon", and hangs up. Josephine asks who was it as she asks if it was one of his hookers, which Junior says he wish as he says it was actually a job who wants to interview him tonight and wants his qualifications because it's a very prestigious job, and they want his skills. Josephine makes a snarky comment, saying she didn't know ass wiping was an actual job, which Junior scoffs and says he'll be back with a high paying job as he then leaves, which Josephine says "Yeah right".
Scene 2: Job Interview[]
Junior goes to the Job Interview, which is at a grocery store called Fresh Mart, which He is greeted by the girl who was on the phone with him earlier as she says "Thank you for coming to Fresh Mart, how for may I be of help to you today?", which Junior says his name is Junior and he's here for the Job Interview, which the girl says "Ok, perfect perfect" as she says for the interview, she needs to ask him some preliminary questions, which Junior says ok as the girl asks if he can answer the questions, which Junior says he can as the girl then asks Junior the first question, which is if he knows how to count the money. Junior says he can count the money as he says he used to work in a big corporate job, and they handled millions of dollars, meaning he knows how to do that stuff. The girl says "Okay, very good, very good" as she asks Junior the next question, which is if he has his drivers license which causes a discussion between Junior and the girl as the girl said "driver license" in a way that sounded like "diver license", which goes on for some time until they were able to resolve the issue and Junior says he has his drivers license, which the girl says "Yes, perfect perfect perfect" as she then asks the last question, which is if he has any job references, which Junior says he used to work at Papa Murphy's Pizza, which he says they ended the job mutually as he claims that he was such a good person at the job that the guy wanted to see him succeed, which the girl says it's perfect and very good as she says she would give him a call as she then tells Junior to stay, which Junior tells her she wouldn't call Papa Murphy as he claims that he got into a car accident died last week, and lost his voice, which doesn't work as the girl ends up calling Papa Murphy, which Lil' T picks up and says hello, which the girl says hello back, and states that her name is Forhood and she is calling in regards to an applicant who has used him as a refence. Papa Murphy says ok and asks who is it, which Forhood says his name is Neymar Junior, pissing Papa Murphy off as he says he owes him money, and he can't use him as a reference until he pays him back. He then tells Forhood that Junior better runs his pockets every single time he gets paid, and instructs her to put his name on the paycheck every single time as he then says "Papa Murphy, P-PA Murphy Bitch!", which Forhood says "Okay perfect, we will do that, thank you so very much" as she then hangs up and tells Junior that he said they can hire him. Junior asks if he said that, which Forhood confirms he did, which Junior says to himself that he actually got in a car accident and bumped his head as he says there's no way before then asking Forhood if he got the job since Papa Murphy said she can hire him, which Forhood says yes, of course he has the job. Junior asks when can he start, which Forhood says he can start right now as she then leaves, which Junior likes this as he goes in and says "Oh hell yeah, I got a job, can start making money, provide for my family" as he then says he can kick the Mexican out of his house.
Scene 3: Pasta O's[]
Bully puts a can of Pasta O's on the checkout counter, saying "Hey man, just these Pasta O's". Junior says "Ok" as he then cranks the checkout belt to move the can of Pasta O's to the scanner. Bully asks if he has to crank it by hand, which Junior says he has to, calling it "Cheap Indian shit" as he then scans Bully's can of Pasta O's, and says it'll be $3, but Bully says all he has is $90 as he puts some money on the checkout counter. Junior said he said $3, which Bully says he knows, but he only has $90. Junior looks at Bully's money and says he sees he has 3 $10's and 3 $2's, which he says he can just give him one of his $10's, but Bully says he can't as they're glued together because he had glue in his pocket, causing his money to get glued together. Junior tells Bully they can't accept money that has been glued together, but Bully says it's Legal Tender, meaning he has to take it, but Junior says he doesn't even have 87 $1's as he opens and closes the cash register. Bully asks how is he going to get his Pasta O's, which Junior says he guess he's not going to get his Pasta O's unless he has a credit card, which Bully says he doesn't have a credit card, only glued cash. Bully then looks closer at Junior and asks if he's the garbage man that he punched in the face who cried "like a bitch", only for Junior to say "Wait, aren't you the guy that's not about to get his can of Pasta O's?, causing Bully to give up as he takes his money says he doesn't even need his Pasta O's, and he'll take his glued money elsewhere as he then leaves, which Junior says "Yeah, well you're not welcome here, your kind's not welcome here", only for Forhood to hear Junior, and asks if he just "did a customer he's kind of not welcome here", which Junior says he did as he claimed that the customer walked in and talking about some "bullshit", saying "Indians are stinky" as he then says he was just defending her, which Forhood thanks Junior as she then says he deserves a raise in 3 to 6 months. Junior says he deserves a raise as he's doing a good job as he then tells Forhood that the cash register is running low on money as there's only a few $1's. Forhood says ok and he just needs to have more customers for more money in the cash register, which Junior says ok as he then says it doesn't make any sense as they don't have any change to give back, meaning they'll lose a lot of customers but Forhood says if he has more customers, they'll give him more money to put in the cash register, which Junior says "Oh, okay" as Forhood then leaves, wishing him good luck. Junior then says to himself "Doesn't make any fucking sense.
Scene 4: We are 21[]
Sally tells Corbin (Timmy Huckerdoo) that she doesn't know if she can do it as she is holding two beer bottles, which she says she doesn't want to get arrested. Corbin tells Sally that it's just an Indian Lady who works here, meaning she's not going to ID them as he then says if she does ID them, he'll just sing, which Sally says "Oh right, that always works" as she then says "Excuse me ma'am, we'd like to buy these beers", only for Sally to realize that it was Junior working the cash register, not Forhood, which Sally says "Oh shit" as Junior sees Sally, holding the beer bottles, and yells at her, saying "Sally, you're trying to buy beer!?" as he then sees Corbin and says "Corbin Blue!?", which Corbin sings, saying they're 21, they don't have their IDs because they have them in their car, and not to ask for them because they parked far away. This doesn't work as Junior yells at them, telling them to get out and they can't buy beer as they aren't 21, causing Sally and Corbin to scram as Junior then tells Sally if she's going to steal the beers, put them in his fridge.
Scene 5: Lottery Ticket[]
Junior sighs and says the job is boring as they barely have any customers, but then notices a scratch-off ticket, which he says he didn't know they sold scratch-off tickets, and he might as well do it while he's on the job as he then grabs one, saying "Get me out of this shit hole". Junior then scratches the scratch-off ticket, which Forhood comes in and tells Junior she came to tell him that she has mailed out his first paycheck and she just wanted to make sure she got the name on the check correct. Junior says "Okay" as Forhood says she put "P-a-p-a Murphy" on it, which Junior stops scratching his scratch-off ticket and says that's not his name, that's Papa Murphy's name as he then asks why she would write the check for Papa Murphy, which Forhood said it was because when she did the call for the reference, he told her he owes him a lot of money, which shocks Junior as he tells Forhood she shouldn't give Papa Murphy his money and he doesn't owe that much money as he looks at his scratch-off ticket and gets excited as he says he just won a million dollars. Forhood asks if he paid for it, which Junior tells her to take it out of his paycheck as he then rushes out, saying he just won a million dollars, which Forhood says "Okay" as she sees Junior run out of Fresh Mart.
Scene 6: Rich Daddy[]
Josephine is seen, using the mixer, which Felipe comments in Spanish that it's delicious, which Sally says "Hey seresa, how about that one step-dad?" as she then takes a sip from a beer bottle. Felipe then asks Josephine if she thinks they have time for a "Microwave quickie" as he reenacts it to show Josephine what he's talking about, which Josephine says "Oh my god, you're making my chalupa moist baby" as Junior then comes in, saying "Ring ring, ring ring, oh who's calling? oh shit, it's the Monopoly Man and I just passed go" as he flaunts how rich he is, which this impresses Josephine as she says "Oh my god Junior" as she then asks where did he get the money from, which Junior says "Let's just say Uncle Sam said he picked me to cash his checks", which this confuses Josephine as she asks what's it supposed to mean. Junior says he's just saying he's glad that he lives in a country where he can win the lottery, which Josephine doesn't believe it as she says there's no way that he won the lottery, and he can't even afford a ticker, which Junior says he was at the "Indian grocery store" and he said "Give me one of them tickets, I'm feeling lucky" as he then says he scratched it and claimed God said "You're my favorite". This excites Josephine as she says "Oh my god, we're rich, were really, really rich" as Sally and then Felipe then say "We're rich", but Junior asks what's with all the "we" as he says there's no "we", it's only him, he's rich, he's the one with the money as he then says he's not picking any of them to have his money. Josephine tells Junior to stop being selfish and they are rich, they are a family as she then says "Yes, we won the lottery, you got to spend it with us". Junior then says the only person he has to take care off is Sally as he gives her a cut of his money as he then tells Josephine he's not dealing with her because she banged a Mexican in his house, which Josephine says she did that to motivate him as she says he actually got a job because he banged the Mexican as she looks at Felipe. Josephine then says if she didn't slide on his wiener, he wouldn't actually be working, he wouldn't be rich as she then tells Junior he should be thanking God she slid of Felipe's wiener. Junior tells Josephine she did motivate him, she motivated him to win millions and to leave her "cheating stupid ass" as he then says he might keep Felipe to clean his toilets, but then says "You know what, you and Frito-Lay are gone". This upsets Josephine as she tells Junior he's supposed to be in love with her because she loves him forever back, but Junior says she doesn't love him, and she didn't love him when she was sliding on Felipe's "Taco Bell chalupa", which Josephine says she did and she was still thinking of him even though she was on-top of Felipe. Junior says it makes a lot of since as he then calls Josephine a "slut", and then says there's going to be a lot of changes around, which he says "A lot of single, hot, sexy women just jumping on me, they'll jump on my chalupa", which Josephine says "No!" as Junior then says he's going to go outside because he thinks he "rubbed a lamp" and there's a genie outside as he then leaves, leaving Josephine in shock.
Scene 7: Rich Problems[]
Junior, in his car, says "Okay Genie, I'm ready for my three wedges" as he, and two girls (one brown-haired, one pink-haired) then scream. The brown hair girl says "Oh my god, you're so hot" as the pink hair girl then says "And rich", which Junior says he's definitely the last one as he says his car is a four-seater car as he then says "So tell me why there's so many Benjamins Franklins", which Junior, and the two scream in excited. Suddenly, a police car comes up and pulls in front of Junior's car, which Penelope asks Junior if he's drinking and driving, which Junior says no, his car is parked, and he's drinking as he then says he and the two girls are about to have a "human centipede", and he was going to be in the middle, and the one in the back's not going to be happy because he doesn't wipe well as he then says "When you're wiping with hundreds!". Penelope tells Junior she's going to need him to get out of his car, which Junior gets out and asks if she wants to join the centipede, which Penelope says no, especially after what she just heard, but Junior tells her she doesn't have to be in the back, she can be in the front as he then asks how does she wipe, which he asks if she also wipes with money. Penelope says she doesn't, which Junior asks if she uses wet wipes as he says if she uses wet wipes, she can be in the front of him, only for Penelope to tell him that she's going to perform a sobriety test, which she asks Junior to say his ABCs. Junior says if she's in the "human centipede" and she's in the front, she'll feel the ABCs as he then starts saying his ABCs, which he does it in a way that causes Penelope to tell Junior to stop it, which Junior stops and asks how much money for her to strip search herself, only for Penelope to say that he's under arrest. Junior asks for what, which Penelope says it's for driving drunk, but Junior says he was not driving, and the car was in park as he asks his girls if the car ever move, which the pink hair girl says no, the car never moved as Junior then says it's about to move as he starts using the steering wheel, but Penelope tells Junior to get out of the car, and he's getting a DUI, which Junior mishears it as DEI as he tells Penelope that Donald Trump banned DEI, but Penelope says "No, a DUI", only for Junior to misinterpret it as he says "You want my d, a d for you for I?", only for Penelope to say "No, DWI", which Junior says "DWI, Driving while insanely rich?" as he and his girls then scream. Penelope then tells Junior to get up against the car and he's under arrest as she then goes to arrest Junior, but stops as Junior says he likes how it's going, and tells Penelope to turn her police bodycam on as he says "This is police sexuality, brutality, baby-yeah keep going baby". Penelope tells Junior to stop it as he's being weird, which Junior whispers to Penelope, telling her for the playtime, she should go crazy, only for Penelope tells Junior no, they're done, he made it weird, and she's leaving, which Junior says "Wait a minute, no!" as Penelope then leaves Junior's House. This upsets Junior as he says "Oh wow Penelope, way to ruin playtime" as he then sees his girls left, which Junior says "You guys are leaving to" as he then says "Oh well, you're the one who made it weird, it wasn't weird until you made it weird" as he then sits on his car's hood, saying he's going to be rich in the next playtime.
Characters[]
- Junior
- Joseph
- Cody
- Felipe
- Forhood
- Lil' T
- Timmy Huckerdoo
- Girls (one brown-haired, one pink-haired)
- Penelope
- Bully
- Donald Trump (indirectly mentioned)
- Neymar Junior (mentioned)
Trivia[]
- This episode was uploaded three years after "Saw", four years after "Richard's Mistake!", eleven years after "Luigi's Mansion Episode 2", and fourteen years after "Toad is Cool".
- This is the first Junior's Big Playtime video in 2025.
- This is the first appearance of Lil' T, Timmy Huckerdoo, and Felipe in 2025.
- This is Lil' T's first appearance since "Junior's Playtime 4".
- This is Timmy's first appearance since "Satan Claus!".
- This is Felipe's first appearance since "Junior The Truck Driver!".
- This is the second Playtime video in a row to not feature Chef Pee Pee, most notably, him interrupting the play at the end, presumably under the orders of Braxton who never appeared much in the Playtime or Big Playtime series.
- The SML question is the same as the last video.
- The puppet for Forhood is a smaller puppet of Joseph's Mom.
- Forhood working at the convenience store as an Indian person reflects the racist stereotype of Indian-Americans being good for working at convenience stores.
Errors[]
- There are a few mistakes in the synopsis.
- It only mentions Junior, but he and all of his friends were playing pretend house.
- A punctuation is missing at the end of the sentence.
- The word "pretend house" is just called "house".
- The title card for "Scene 7: Rich Problems" has "Problems" lowercased.
Poll[]
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